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FF Exorcist
08-24-2005, 03:55 PM
Hello I am the Final Fantasy Exorcist, and do I have an offer for you!

For only 666 payments of $6.66 you get the total choice of 13 different Exorcisms.

Examples: The Slap on the Head, Poked in the Eye, A Spanking from your Mom and many more.

Get it today

If you would like to chat with me I will be on tonight so look for me.

Glad to join the group!
Kamiko
08-24-2005, 03:56 PM
Hello Richard! Look I can see you! HI!! [dude this is weird]
:fpenerg: Welcome to the [cough]asylum[cough]
Ugh, nasty cold.
Zeldy
08-24-2005, 03:58 PM
If you would like to chat with me I will be on tonight so look for me.

:joey:

Welcome, sexy ;)
Resha
08-24-2005, 03:58 PM
Yes, please. I hear voices. I see voices. EVERYWHERE.


THEY'RE ALL AROUND ME! I CAN'T BREATHE!

I'm dying. I can't breathe.

IT'S THE SPIRITS! SAVE ME! GET ME OUT OF HERE....!!

Too late. I am posessed. I am gone.

P.S. Hiya! Welcome!
ThroneofDravaris
08-24-2005, 03:59 PM
I tried that once, but it turned out I was the demon...
Resha
08-24-2005, 04:01 PM
YOU'RE THE DEMON? CURSES ON YE, FOUL BRAGGART!
Kamiko
08-24-2005, 04:01 PM
WHEE!!! DEMONS ARE TEH SEXXXX!!!
ThroneofDravaris
08-24-2005, 04:03 PM
Yay! I cause pregnant women to spontaneously abort there foetuses and give men sexually explicit dreams!
Kamiko
08-24-2005, 04:04 PM
Um... hahaha [dies] Richard, post more, it's YOUR welcome thread.
Primus Inter Pares
08-24-2005, 04:05 PM
:twak:

Welcome to EoFF!
Hawkeye
08-24-2005, 04:59 PM
TEH HAWTNESS TIS UPON US!!!1onetwo!1
Yuffie514
08-24-2005, 05:09 PM
no thanks, i like it when i play Tenchu :radred:. bring 'em the Wrath of Hell, er, i mean Heaven :evilking: .
eestlinc
08-24-2005, 05:12 PM
I'll pass.
bipper
08-24-2005, 06:09 PM
Yay! I cause pregnant women to spontaneously abort there foetuses and give men sexually explicit dreams!

Lilith sucks, get over it :)

And is this thread made by one Bob barker? The price is definatley wrong, bob.


Bipper
edczxcvbnm
08-24-2005, 06:13 PM
Sweet deal! How could I possibly refuse?
escobert
08-24-2005, 07:02 PM
stfu :D hi
Rye
08-24-2005, 07:32 PM
LET THE SPIRIT OF CHRIST COMPELL YOOOOOOOU! [/silly]
Jojee
08-24-2005, 07:43 PM
wtf xD

I'm Satan, so... *posesses FF Exorcist* n_n teehee.
T-MaN
08-24-2005, 07:44 PM
You are Satan? I never thought that it would be a monkey!
-N-
08-24-2005, 07:51 PM
Don't touch the water. Or PG.
Dr.K
08-24-2005, 08:07 PM
Are you going to exercise me? ;) [/wordplay]
Jojee
08-24-2005, 08:12 PM
You are Satan? I never thought that it would be a monkey! Didn't you read the last Ciddies results? I am Satan and there is proof! Bwahaha. :fpdev:

Dr.K, that was so awful :p *dies* I'm embarassed to read it.
FF Exorcist
08-24-2005, 10:26 PM
Hello sorry i just got done with Opra she needed an Exorcism and it was like crazy she had a stupid demon in her and it wanted to give like every one a new house... but im back so it glad to be on this site!
FF Exorcist
08-24-2005, 10:31 PM
EDIT BY BoB: Please do not advertise outside your signature. Also, in future, please use the "edit/delete" button to add to your last post instead of making two posts in a row - thanks! :)
Psychotic
08-25-2005, 12:15 AM
Hi exorcist my pants needs exorcising. :joey:

That is so going to be my pick-up line when I next see a priest.
Hawkeye
08-25-2005, 12:39 AM
Thats so gay
ThroneofDravaris
08-25-2005, 08:35 AM
Yay! I cause pregnant women to spontaneously abort there foetuses and give men sexually explicit dreams!

Lilith sucks, get over it :)



I know I should be annoyed by that, but I’m more impressed that anyone got the reference…