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Before The Power
08-26-2005, 01:42 AM
This has been bugging me a while but why give your kids stupid names. "Oh hey, I like apples".. from this point on, my first child shall be called APPLE! Genius..

GooeyToast
08-26-2005, 01:45 AM
your name could be Bufanda Rashanda Bonanda Jones or something

rubah
08-26-2005, 01:47 AM
Yeah, you should always hide stupid names as middle ones!

Rachel Rinoa. . . xD

kikimm
08-26-2005, 02:59 AM
Well, it's better than Odioscience, or Phinnaeus, or Tellulabelle, or however the hell you spell it. Anyone named Apple should be grateful.

rubah
08-26-2005, 03:04 AM
Phinneas is an awesome name. The poor lady just spelt it wrong.

GooeyToast
08-26-2005, 03:04 AM
I think parents nowadays put a bunch of slips of paper with numerous names on them, and draw out at random from a raffle ball.

At least that's what it seems like they're doing, what with all these idiotic made up names.

Slade
08-26-2005, 07:11 AM
Its better than having a number for a name.
"Hey 226 quit kicking your sister 773! And why are you not playing with 548? He's had his head lice removed....."
It would just be wrong. But at least with stupid names theres less likely another person with the same name.

Dking'squeen
08-26-2005, 07:48 AM
Very funny Slade n.n

Better than the name Ponyboy or Sodapop...Sodapop...Ponyboy, what the hell kind of a name is Ponyboy? Or Soda or Seven? Or Blueberry...I dont like stupid names, I like...'unique' names. I like the names Storm and Amriel...

CloudStrife48
08-26-2005, 07:51 AM
Someone told me to name my daughter Aeris Remedy Shine

Dking'squeen
08-26-2005, 08:00 AM
Please don't listen to them. Aeris is a nice name though n.n Remedy reminds me of a Seether song and Shine...please...no...Just...no...for the sake of that child, no.

Tai-Ti
08-26-2005, 01:36 PM
I think Aeris IS a kool name. I have A friend named Kai, yeah, simple enuff, BUT his middle name is Holden-Kin-Trace-Jon-Max-Levi. Then his last name. While i get the totaly original middle name of "Lee".........

Rye
08-26-2005, 01:57 PM
Ponyboy! Ponyboy is the coolest drunkedly thought up name ever. The Outsiders rocks. xD Sodapop is cool too. Two-Bit rawks too, but it's not his original name.

I'm afraid I'm the type who'd never give their kid a plain name or a common name like Alice, because I hate having such an incredibly common name (Jessica) though it's one of the nicer common names.

So if I had a girl, I'd love to name her something like Fiona or Lilly or something that's pretty and uncommon, but not weird and not, god forbid, a double name. Like Mary-Kate or Mary-Alice. :)

boris no no
08-26-2005, 02:00 PM
my first girls going to be called betty
<3 what a cute name!!!

Old Manus
08-26-2005, 02:25 PM
There was a tribe of injuns in the jungle. The custom was to call your son/daughter by the first thing you see. One man was telling his son about this. He said "We name our spawn by the first thing we see when you are born. That is why you are called Eagle, and your mother is called Inside Thigh." The son replied, "Why is this, Two Dogs smurfing?"

Kamiko
08-26-2005, 02:43 PM
Ponyboy! Ponyboy is the coolest drunkedly thought up name ever. The Outsiders rocks. xD Sodapop is cool too. Two-Bit rawks too, but it's not his original name.

I'm afraid I'm the type who'd never give their kid a plain name or a common name like Alice, because I hate having such an incredibly common name (Jessica) though it's one of the nicer common names.

So if I had a girl, I'd love to name her something like Fiona or Lilly or something that's pretty and uncommon, but not weird and not, god forbid, a double name. Like Mary-Kate or Mary-Alice. :)
TEH YES I LEIKS THE SODAPOP!
Umm
I think I would name my kid tristen if it was a boy. If It was a girl umm...
something cool sounding, like Nikko. xD

Laugh at face of Danger
08-26-2005, 02:54 PM
Hugo H. Buffalo the third!

Ageless_Bum
08-26-2005, 10:47 PM
Dont know if its true ,but the was a story going about that a lady named her new born daughter placenta; because when the Doctors mentioned it she thought it sounded pretty. That would be horrible. Also if a parent picks a first name that makes a "funny" phrase when put with the last its terrible as well. I like slightly normal only slightly over used names like Terra or Austin

DK
08-26-2005, 11:04 PM
The greatest name for a child has to be "Oi". It works on so many levels.

"Oi, do your homework!"
"Oi, don't speak to your mother that way!"
"Oi, your dinners ready!"
"Oiiiii....happy birthday!"

Jebus
08-26-2005, 11:09 PM
Y'should name your kid 31337 h4x0r.

Rye
08-26-2005, 11:15 PM
Y'should name your kid 31337 h4x0r.

Imagine if you spelt the kid's name in 1337 on the birth certificate?

Baby's Name: 4|\||)Y (I dunno the 1337 for Y xD)

Drift
08-26-2005, 11:30 PM
yeah naming kids with bad names suck i mean who names their kid Clement???? eh???

Kamiko
08-26-2005, 11:30 PM
You're not allowed to use digits or profanity on your childs name in America. Except maybe in California.

Giga Guess
08-26-2005, 11:33 PM
I know a couple that named their kids Zola and Zamien.

Maxico
08-26-2005, 11:46 PM
Sunshine Meadow Flower.

Damn crazy people.

Master Quan
08-27-2005, 12:09 AM
I plan on naming my children all the same thing. Dwayne.


Regardless of gender.

Miriamel
08-27-2005, 12:10 AM
My fiance is set on calling any male child Rasputin. I sure hope there won't be any male descendants.

Dking'squeen
08-27-2005, 12:26 AM
My name's Carmelita, so it's not too common or anything around where I live unless among...hispanics? Yeah. My boyfriend wants to name our son Storm, which I like. I would like to name a son Storm, Brendan or Seymour, and a girl Amriel, Jaecee or Morrigan. I love those names.

Rye
08-27-2005, 12:27 AM
My fiance is set on calling any male child Rasputin. I sure hope there won't be any male descendants.

Mandy! :D

GooeyToast
08-27-2005, 12:27 AM
Seymour?

LOL

Dking'squeen
08-27-2005, 12:31 AM
XD
Yeah, he's going to be an evil m-n-f-er or an underpayed principle at Springfield Elementary

Mitch
08-27-2005, 12:35 AM
How about MITCH?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT AN AWESOEM NAME

themagicroundabout
08-27-2005, 12:35 AM
how about Anorak? what a cool name :greenie:

Dking'squeen
08-27-2005, 12:41 AM
Mitch? Reminds me of Baywatch...

udsuna
08-27-2005, 02:19 AM
For girl names, I'm probably going with "Thalassa" and "Terra". For guy names, I'll.... uh.... ask their mother. Yeah, that's it.

Dking'squeen
08-27-2005, 03:03 AM
XD
I like the name Terra. It's so cool n.n

Tai-Ti
08-27-2005, 09:49 AM
i have a long list of names i like, such as Sukie, Tetsya, Zhana, Xiphos, Kieori, Squizzy, Mex, Yukmi, Kitashi, Kizzy, Izabet and Gryffen. I also like the name Kimba, but then i made friends wit sum1 of that name, so i dont wanna use it ne more cause ppl willt hink im naming it after her, not the white lion.

ultima88
08-27-2005, 10:11 AM
just name your kid either sephiroth or d***head, then laf at them later on in life

Tai-Ti
08-27-2005, 10:15 AM
My brotehr is plaing on naming his kid the title of the 1st magazine he finds in the hospital, just think:
wife:What ever shall we name her/him?
my brother: Well, ive always liked *flicks threw magazines" Good medicince! Or maybe Womans Day, but if your eally wanna outrageous name, i think we should go with young parent.

ultima88
08-27-2005, 10:18 AM
My brotehr is plaing on naming his kid the title of the 1st magazine he finds in the hospital, just think:
wife:What ever shall we name her/him?
my brother: Well, ive always liked *flicks threw magazines" Good medicince! Or maybe Womans Day, but if your eally wanna outrageous name, i think we should go with young parent.



lololol im kinda hoping he finds some wierd fetish porn mag

wife:What ever shall we name her/him?
her brother: Well, ive always liked *flicks threw magazines" hardcore anal, or what about chains and leather ?

Tai-Ti
08-27-2005, 10:23 AM
but i doubt they have hardcore porn in a meternity ward, and im a she, so the correct term would be "her brother" thank you very much :D

ultima88
08-27-2005, 10:28 AM
whhoops , sorry about that, yeh i doubt they would, would be funny, cud you imagine the teacher reading out the register in school (im sure you americans call it a roll call or summit )

teacher: "john?"
"here!"
teacher:"amy?"
"here!"
teacher:"hardcore monkey porn?"
"here!"

Tai-Ti
08-27-2005, 10:32 AM
:D yeah, we call is roll call in Aust.

MushroomZOMBIE
08-27-2005, 06:51 PM
Me likeys Eden Maria for a girl!!! :D :D :D & something with the middle name "Danger" for a boy.....:cool:

Tai-Ti
08-28-2005, 06:32 AM
danger? Much better middle name that "Bathrobe" like i was gunna had :(

Dking'squeen
08-28-2005, 08:08 AM
I also like the name Kimba

OMG, have you been watching Kimba the White Lion?

Tai-Ti
08-28-2005, 08:13 AM
i mentioned that at the end of the post. Ive never seen the show b4, but thats where i got the name, but one of my best friends is named Kimba, so i cant use it ne more.

Dking'squeen
08-28-2005, 08:21 AM
I love it n.n It's so cute and Kimba is adorable. I'm sorry, I didn't read the entire thing, hehehe x_x;. Anyways, back to names, Amriel, as I said...or maybe...I like Jenniphyr, spelled like that, but then again ><