A Challenge to Everyone

[Strider]

Can anyone eat six saltines in sixty seconds? No drinks allowed, and dry salt and cracker.

You should try it, see if you can do it. We'll be using the honor system.

[Mitch]

I just did it and you can't prove I didn't

[Strider]

Yes, I can.

YOU'RE LYING! :)

[Mitch]

Damn, I was afraid you'd catch me out with that one.

[Polyonymous]

I've seen it done, but I've never tried it myself. If I had some saltine crackers here with me, I would try it right now. It's also really funny to watch people try and do it. They think it will be an easy task, but when they get to about there third, and you ask them if they need a drink of water in order to finish it, it is funny to see the way the react to you.

[-N-]

I bet I could do it easily, but I don't have any saltines on me. And you said honor code, so I can't just assume I would have been able to do it and report that.

[Meat Puppet]

what

what the fuck is a saltine

[Loony BoB]

I don't know what they are, but I'm pretty sure I could do it. Just ask Nicky (Calliope), she knows all about my various eating feats. I tend to do things in cheeseburgers, though. eg. how many cheeseburgers in one sitting, how fast you can eat a cheeseburger and so on.

[Polyonymous]

Saltine cracker (http://www.incredibleinedibles.shoppingcartsplus.com/i/VC126208l.jpg)

These don't really look too much like the ones I've seen. It doesn't look like these ones have any salt of them at all, and they seem a little too brown to me.

[boris no no]

so they're like cream crackers??
me and my friends tried it once. we ate 5 before we started shoking :cool:

[Lindy]

That's easy.

I'm rather attached to my kidneys however, so I think I'll pass.

[Tai-Ti]

my friends fed me sumfink pritty gross once, sayin it was just butter, pepper, a whole heap of salt and chocolate mouse, nearly passed out wen i found out wat else was in it. I didnt throw up but, so i think my stomach could take it.

[Jess]

I have no crackers. :(

[Resha]

What is a saltine?! O_O

[bipper]

a saltiene is a salted cracker...

Eating six is easy.. just crush em up in some soupe and eat the soup fast; thus effectivley eating 6 crackers.

Bipper

[Doomie]

The most disgusting thing I've ever had was Sangria with salt, pepper, 7UP, whipped cream and chocolate syrup. It actually tasted pretty good.

[Raistlin]

Yes, but soup has water in it, so that kind of nullifies the point of the whole endeavor. :p

EDIT: in reply to bipper

[Captain Maxx Power]

I once ate eight. Do I get honor now?

[bipper]

To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption.

It would be eating :) I win - cept max ate more... :cry:

Bipper

[Polyonymous]

The point is though, to eat them plain, without water or anything else. They will make you mouth so dry that you won't hardley be able to swallow them, thus making it hard to eat 6 in under a minute.

[bipper]

Yeah, I would make up rules too if I lost! :tongue: :tongue:

Does it matter?

Bipper EATS!

[Tai-Ti]

wat would have more salt, 6 of these saltinie-thingy-majigers or a large bag of pretzels? Cause i was real hungry in the car one day, and ate a family pack of pretzals in bout 1 minute.

[Shlup]

I love crackers. I wish I had some right now.

[Del Murder]

Wash it down with a gallon of milk.

[Lindy]

Why don't we just round it all off with fifty boiled eggs?

[ThroneofDravaris]

That's the line

[Strider]

Hey, hey, you get nothing but crackers to work with in this challenge!

[Lindy]

Your failure at recognising film references means death.

[Meow]

Salt + mouth - saliva = sputtering cracker sawdust.

Truly an epic challenge.

[Laugh at face of Danger]

i adore salt, it would be no problem

IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT THE SMURF ONE WAS

[GooeyToast]

boy, that sure was easy