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Itsunari 2000
08-31-2005, 06:16 PM
Imagine you were a superwealthy megalomaniac Bond villian.Now it's a fundamental rule that every great villian needs an impressive hideout where he devises plots to rule the world, so what would your hideout/base be like ?
Personally for me,my base would be inside a pyramid secreted away at the bottom of a huge canyon in Antarctica.It would be surrounded by motion trackers, CCTV and guarded by state of the art cyborg sentinels and automated anti-aircraft MG's ( to repel pesky spies and intruders) who'd also patrol the nearby helipad where I keep my fleet of helicopter gunships and the missile silos.Inside would be my own private casino,stripclub,bowling alley and cocktail bar where I'd play host to the leaders of the world before throwing them in the cells.Underneath would be the arms manufacturing and research plant,run on a smooth basis with the labour of hundreds of children,kidnapped and brainwashed to believe I am Santa and I needed them as additional labour for my Elves.There'd also be genetics labs,military barracks and an armoury, a studio and cinema for producing and showing propagand, a superterminal connected to all the nuclear defence programs in the world, a drugs manufacturing plant, a counterfeit printer and a vast network of tunnels running to all the great cities of the world.

Psychotic
08-31-2005, 06:18 PM
All your base are belong to us. Oh my humour is just so contemporary.

Rye
08-31-2005, 06:20 PM
Psy beat me to it. :(

Old Manus
08-31-2005, 08:07 PM
FOR GREAT JUSTICE

omnitarian
08-31-2005, 08:33 PM
A warehouse with a big neon sign that says, "OLD ABANDONED WAREHOUSE".

Mindflare
08-31-2005, 09:09 PM
I can't tell you. It's a secret.

Old Manus
08-31-2005, 09:11 PM
http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~psypoke/rs/images/secretbase3.png

Meat Puppet
08-31-2005, 09:37 PM
wal mart

XxSephirothxX
08-31-2005, 09:45 PM
Just like the Ruler of the Universe (most important person in the universe? Something silly like that. All I know was he had an intense fascination with pencils.) in the HHGTTG.

Resha
08-31-2005, 09:49 PM
This post. :D NOW NO ONE CAN FIND ME.

Jojee
08-31-2005, 10:12 PM
http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~psypoke/rs/images/secretbase3.png
*cracks up*

My base is in Lynxie's pants. ^_^

themagicroundabout
08-31-2005, 10:17 PM
i would hide under a giant rock with turtles on it :freak: or maybe in a pineapple under the sea...i cant decide :(

rubah
08-31-2005, 10:58 PM
I would have it out on a plantation. They're very nice places, and no one suspects cool villains to live in the South.

boris no no
08-31-2005, 11:30 PM
my base is my bed ;p
all nice and cosy!

Maxico
08-31-2005, 11:50 PM
PILLOW FORT!

'tis impenetrable.

Freya
08-31-2005, 11:54 PM
I'd have a big neon sign saying "Evil Lair" and no one would look there cause they'd think it's a joke. then hen people do go there it's just an icecream shop but next door is the real lair. With the good henchmen, not those crappy ones in the games and movies, the good kind. And have like retinal scans and stuff like that and it will let you in after a bit if you fail it but what you wont know it it will be a trap. Kinda like the laser thing in resident evil movie. And i ill have henchmen sientist to make me a gaint robot. While next door they sell the best ice cream for outrages prices but it's the best so everyone byus it. I'll use that money to buy me a ps3 when it come out.

Rase
09-01-2005, 12:38 AM
In my pants backyard.

ShivaBlizzard8
09-01-2005, 01:22 AM
A secret door to a speakeasy with an eyeball sticking out and a deep voice saying, "password please?" And the password would be pineapples.

Shoden
09-01-2005, 02:39 AM
All your base are belong to us.


Dammit you beat me to it ;-;

Dixie
09-01-2005, 03:02 AM
http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~psypoke/rs/images/secretbase3.pngYou're my new best friend. (That IS where my secret base is in Ruby/Sapphire.)

I'd have a secret base in a tree. A tall tree. With cannons. And mangos.

Everyone would hate me. :p

o_O
09-01-2005, 03:20 AM
http://www.unclephilly.com/images/AYB2.swf

Meat Puppet
09-01-2005, 04:00 AM
all your base are belong to us? wtf? don't MAKE SENSE!?!?>!?

Del Murder
09-01-2005, 05:55 AM
I would use my room once I asked my mom if it was ok.

Silmaril
09-01-2005, 07:27 PM
On the outside my secret base would look like a really cool and expensive and mega secret club where all the world leaders etc come to discuss top secret...uh...secrets but I would have everything wired and I would hear get all of it (and use it to my advantage) and then there would be a long flight of stairs which would lead down down down into a lab (like the ones in Bond movies) where every gadget not yet invented would be made by really hot Squall clones and a few Clouds that are major geniuses but completely under my control (*drools* Hell, yeah!) but I would have a beautiful office on a massively tall glass sky scraper and i would just be so happy *sniff*

Aphelion
09-01-2005, 07:37 PM
"Main screen turn on."

Ahem...My secret base would be full of...chocolate and coffee, it would have gaming consoles scattered around the floor, and there would be a big bed in it...Oh, that's my room.

If someone tried to infiltrate my base, there would be a message recorded by...me, of course: "You have no chance to survive make your time." Then, huge spears would be tossed against the trespasser, and if he survived...He'd be a lucky son of a submariner, so I'd just take an AK-47 and shoot him.

Laugh at face of Danger
09-01-2005, 07:57 PM
ultimecias castle :upsidedow

Behold the Void
09-01-2005, 08:03 PM
http://www.dominic-deegan.com/comics/20030113.gif