EOFF Pope

[theundeadhero]

*Flies in on giant T-Rex hot air balloon. Takes pulpit.*

Hello people of EOFF. It seems many things have happened since I became your leader in the name of Cidism.

For a short time our goal of adding those nasty ninja to the swear filter was a success. Then the government stepped in and took away that power. (It was because some members have the word ninja in their username. Something I hadn't considered. It's completely understandable.)

Great Prophets have arisen out of the midst. Brother Psychotic has led many people to the light in the name of Cid. CrashNUBERS has also decided to stand up for the word of Cid, but it seems his lack of enthusiesm may doom him. Let us hope he continues onward.

Yes people, it is true that I am in Jojo's pants, but that is not entirely for enjoyment. While the pleasures of that seductive woman can be enticing, I also use that personal relationship to try and help her see the errors of her ways. If she can convert than all her followers would stand united with us in a common goal.

My Cardinal, Meat Puppet, has been deep undercover discovering HECTICS and Heretics alike. I eagerly await his report.

Now, people of EOFF, I turn to you. What would you like to see in the EOFF Popecy? What causes would you like it to take up? Now is your time to take an active role in this and let your voice be heard.

[Psychotic]

I'd like The EoFF Popecy to organise a bowling league.

[Old Manus]

wtf there are still HECTICS about?

[boris no no]

a dental plan?

[Rye]

A messiah of sorts. xD

[Jebus]

Horrible cataclysmic doom!

[Rye]

A person of evil trying to end Cidism. With a mask!

[Laugh at face of Danger]

Oh you ninjering ninjas!

*unimpress-ed*

[Jojee]

You leave my ninjas alone :p

[Laugh at face of Danger]

ninja monkeys?!

i kne wthe pandas were corrupt but the monkeys?!

at least all the skulls are safe :skull1: :skull2: :skull3: :skull4: :skull5: :skull6: :skull7: :skull8:

..............bar this one!http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b367/13Hero13/skull9.gifoho ninja skull!

[Agent Proto]

Hot Papacy Sex plz.

[Jebus]

Oh. I read papacy as prophecy. Still get with the horrifying cataclysmic doom plzkthx.

[theundeadhero]

A person of evil trying to end Cidism. With a mask!Sounds like a ninja Monkey to me.


A messiah of sorts. xDThe promise of our Cid is that in the time of need a messiah will come and save us from the wicked ways.


Hot Papacy Sex plz.

Oh. I read papacy as prophecy. Still get with the horrifying cataclysmic doom plzkthx.Prophecies of hot papacy sex during a cataclysmic doom? Who would be the prophet of such dire visions?


*Totally makes plans for the futute.*

[bipper]

I am a Cidism Heretic. :cool:

RIGHt HERE MEAT PUPPET :sophia:
All false prophets must fall to my gattling gun:shoot:
I will purge the land of all worshipers of the golden cid, :ciddie:
whom will burn in the bloody bowls of hell forever! :hot: :hot: :hot:

actually... I think i will kick back and not care :magus:
Bipper

[Strider]

You need an anthem. What kind of an anthem would a Pope have?

[Rye]

Make it to the toon of Uncle F***ka. :D

Hello, I am the Pope of Eyesoooooon!
I am the smurfing Pope of Eyesoooooon!
I am the Pope of Eyeson, yes it's truuuuue!
(Some other line, I can't think of anything)

[SilverWind]

Yay pirates, and the pope!

Hail, Lord Illpalazzo!...<.<...>.>

Ummm...I mean...Yay the freakin' pope!

[Primus Inter Pares]

A fair, well based system of religion where the pope does not rule supreme, but a representative from each board show the followers the way.

Ninja

[escobert]

I would liek to see myself as a admin so you will all be banned :D

[Hawkeye]

WTF theundeadhero it was me who even name the damn religion!!!111

And 2 other crucial people werent named! Doomsday and Azar! :mad2:

[Shoden]

Give me a shotgun and I'll frigging kill all those heretic bastar.. err In the name of Cid I ask for permission to be the Spam-busters leader (I founded it)

[Psychotic]

WTF theundeadhero it was me who even name the damn religion!!!111

And 2 other crucial people werent named! Doomsday and Azar! :mad2:*nods*

[Dignified Pauper]

i would like to see you push the government into a Crusade. it is time we teach the HECTICS and Heretics alike the JUSTICE of our great Cid!!!!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Cidism is a false religion....We must give it up and embrace the new wave...

[Dignified Pauper]

watch your mouth.



Also, the Pope must go and save those HECTICS in #eoff!!!

I would also like to see a movement to save the walrus.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I am merely telling the truth....I have seen the truth...I would have pointed to my sig, but I changed it...

[Dignified Pauper]

You're a liar, a HECTIC, and a heretic. Blasphemer.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

You're a liar, a HECTIC, and a heretic. Blasphemer.


No I have seen the truth. We must all praise Jojo and the power of Spam!

[Dignified Pauper]

Our pope is converting Jojo as we speak! You will see the light of Cid when he sends his Judgement down upon you. His Holy wrath will wreek vengeance on your blasphemy!

[Jebus]

Can I be your blood and thunder prophet?

THE END TIMES ARE UPON US! SOON THE DELUGE OF SPAM WILL WIPE THE WORLD CLEAN OF THE RIGHTEOUS! WE MUST STOP IT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! ALL GLORY TO CID!

How was that?

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I willl not give in! I shall be guided by the Power of Love: The Power of Spam!

[Samuraid]

* waits for vengeance to be "wreek"ed *

:p

By the way...

CrashNUBERS
is a great name. You could even spell it CrashN00BERS. :D (no offense to Crash)

[Jojee]

The pope will never convert Jojo. He is too corrupted by the power of Satan's pants. ^_^

[-N-]

lalala spam

[Strider]

Cidism is a false religion....We must give it up and embrace the new wave...

http://newwaveinparis.free.fr/boy.jpg

There is no way on God's green earth that I am embracing that.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Cidism is the only true way, however the pope is corrupt and leads the religion from the evil staff forums, they must be stopped!

[Mitch]

What he said

[Madonna]

You all should just give up and follow your hearts, which lead to Our Dark Lord, Jojo. It's pathetic how you try to fight your true desires.

[Dignified Pauper]

Hail Pope theundeadhero I


May his reign be prosperous and full of conversions.

[bipper]

Both these arring religons are false, and must be purged.

Bipper

[Shoden]

The Pope shall live up to his name and guide us to victory.

[Madonna]

Be a Hectic and find comfort in the bosom of our Dark Lord. ^_~

:|

[Jojee]

*points above*

Plus Lynxie is in your pope's pants. :p

[Madonna]

Think about it, people. I'm sure you'll find the right answer.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

LONG LIVE JOJO!

[theundeadhero]

A fair, well based system of religion where the pope does not rule supreme, but a representative from each board show the followers the way.
Evil would like a say in the work of the good, wouldn't they?


WTF theundeadhero it was me who even name the damn religion!!!111

And 2 other crucial people werent named! Doomsday and Azar! Your right, your right!

Keep up the great prophecy of the works of Cid. You work is golden.


Can I be your blood and thunder prophet?

THE END TIMES ARE UPON US! SOON THE DELUGE OF SPAM WILL WIPE THE WORLD CLEAN OF THE RIGHTEOUS! WE MUST STOP IT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! ALL GLORY TO CID!

How was that?
It is not the job of the Pope to name prophets. Being a prophet comes from with-in. The Pope just recognizes such great works. If you feel the calling to blood and thunder then follow it through.


The pope will never convert Jojo. He is too corrupted by the power of Satan's pants. ^_^
I assure you I have not been corrupted in any way.


Cidism is the only true way, however the pope is corrupt and leads the religion from the evil staff forums, they must be stopped!
Oh, how you don't realize how much the government is against the pope.

[=Angelus=]

Away i was for but a while..
and now this undead's in charge?
What has happened to this Heaven?..
Assemble now my Pillowfighting Breathen!
Against this Pope, CHARGE~!!

*Rawr!!*

[Captain Maxx Power]

All hail the uber-pope!

Maxx Power would like the banning of the following terms/acronyms.

- lol
- rofl
- lmao
- wtf
- ttfn
- omg
- bloggism
- mango-cheese
- :cry:

Thanks in advance.