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Itsunari 2000
09-05-2005, 05:20 PM
Why does everyone ask stupid questions nowadays ?In fact it's got so bad I devised a series of smartass sarcastic answers.

Hey boy, are you going out ?

Oh no,I just like to make sure the hinges on the door are well-oiled.

Did you draw that ?

Nope,I just advertise other people's work.

Are you watching that ?

No,I just stare at the TV for the hell of it.

Can you fight ?

Anyone can fight ( even invalids ).

Old Manus
09-05-2005, 05:27 PM
What a stupid question.

Chris
09-05-2005, 05:27 PM
I guess people are bored, that's why they ask scully questions. >_>

Destai
09-05-2005, 05:28 PM
Why does everyone ask stupid questions nowadays ?In fact it's got so bad I devised a series of smartass sarcastic answers.

Hey boy, are you going out ?

Oh no,I just like to make sure the hinges on the door are well-oiled.

Did you draw that ?

Nope,I just advertise other people's work.

Are you watching that ?

No,I just stare at the TV for the hell of it.

Can you fight ?

Anyone can fight ( even invalids ).When people ask that they normally want
1.to know where your going
2.To compliment you on your drawing
3.To know if you mind them changing the channel
4.Will you fight.

*smartass sarcastic comment*

Craig
09-05-2005, 05:29 PM
Are you gonna eat that?

Chris
09-05-2005, 05:29 PM
I wish I was Irish though, Destai. ;_;

Destai
09-05-2005, 05:29 PM
Are you gonna eat that?5. Do you mind if I eat that?
I wish I was Irish though, Destai. ; ; That was random xD Glad to see you back Chris, I was wondering where you were gone. Or maybe I just stopped paying attention.

Itsunari 2000
09-05-2005, 05:33 PM
Why does everyone ask stupid questions nowadays ?In fact it's got so bad I devised a series of smartass sarcastic answers.

Hey boy, are you going out ?

Oh no,I just like to make sure the hinges on the door are well-oiled.

Did you draw that ?

Nope,I just advertise other people's work.

Are you watching that ?

No,I just stare at the TV for the hell of it.

Can you fight ?

Anyone can fight ( even invalids ).When people ask that they normally want
1.to know where your going
2.To compliment you on your drawing
3.To know if you mind them changing the channel
4.Will you fight.

*smartass sarcastic comment*

1 - nobody wants to know where I'm going
2- I'm not a second hand artist
3- I don't watch TV,so no
4- " Can you fight ? " ie. " Want to fight ?" - give me a good reason,then yes.

darkcloud_100
09-05-2005, 05:34 PM
i hate it when people answer their own questions like, have watched that yet? no?

rubah
09-05-2005, 05:35 PM
"How did you get to be so smart"
"I eat the brains of babies. Baby brains supplement your own and make for super processing powers in your cranium!"

Chris
09-05-2005, 05:36 PM
Thanks Destai, I guess I was just bored of GC. Well, okay, I'll ask some questions.

1. Fight?
2. Fight! Fight!
3. Fight! Fight! Fight

?

Old Manus
09-05-2005, 05:39 PM
http://web.mawebcenters.com/horseyhabit8/images/013-08-131.JPG

MushroomZOMBIE
09-05-2005, 06:04 PM
& when teachers ask you a personal quetion......THAT'S ANNOYING!!!

& yes,according to my wonderful stats,the rate of stupid questions being asked has raised by 40%

Itsunari 2000
09-05-2005, 06:21 PM
8,800 people die when using toothpicks every year.

Xaven
09-05-2005, 06:35 PM
Can I go too?

Reine
09-05-2005, 06:52 PM
http://web.mawebcenters.com/horseyhabit8/images/013-08-131.JPG

Perfect

Dr.K
09-06-2005, 12:02 AM
"Why have you stopped drinking alcohol? You're only young!"

Oh faith...give me strength! *summons fire demon*

Karl
09-06-2005, 12:27 AM
if u ever seen anything concerning bill engvall that supposed redneck guy on the blue collar comedy tour, thats all you've done is what he does

Sasquatch
09-06-2005, 06:49 AM
Yeah, the "Here's your sign" thing. The concept being, all stupid people should have to wear signs, so you know not to ask them for things. Like, "Hey, would you happen -- oh, sorry, didn't see your sign."

There was a book I had once, too. Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions...from MAD Magazine. Good book.