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themagicroundabout
09-06-2005, 07:47 PM
...What would you call yourself? Would you search for treasure or just get drunk and sail ships? and, more importantly, would you have a cabin boy named Jim?

Rye
09-06-2005, 07:48 PM
My name would be Luffy and I'd have stretchy arms and legs.

Faris
09-06-2005, 07:48 PM
I am a pirate.

W!
W!
W!

Aphelion
09-06-2005, 07:51 PM
I'd...swordfight?

The Jamie Star Scenario
09-06-2005, 08:04 PM
I'd be called Captain Jamie Star of the Boom Boom Shake The Room. And I would spend my time ranscaking the Spanish Main like the pirates of old. Every so often I would sail my ship up the Themes or something and shoot some cannonballs into London or something fun like that which just cause meaningly less waste of life :)
Oh and I would be drunk all the time, good thing really because I love rum!

Psychotic
09-06-2005, 08:07 PM
Either Gary or Julian, I can't decide.
...What would you call yourself? Would you search for treasure or just get drunk and sail ships? and, more importantly, would you have a cabin boy named Jim?Roger the cabin boy. :joey:

Chris
09-06-2005, 08:07 PM
Faris.

Drift
09-06-2005, 08:08 PM
dc the ninja pirate! and i'd call my cabin boy nub

Maxico
09-06-2005, 08:13 PM
Either Gary or Julian, I can't decide.

Gary's been done.

http://www.brockportny.org/images/events/Gary-the-Happy-Pirate.jpg

If I were a pirate I would go this way, that way, forwards, backwards and if I had time over the irish sea.

Yup.

Twisted Tinkerbell
09-06-2005, 08:20 PM
I would be called called Reba, I would just sail around in a ship named Frump and get very drunk. And I would have a cabin boy called Boris, just to be different.

G SpOtZ
09-06-2005, 08:20 PM
i would have wooden pegs for arms and legs, two eyepatches, two parrots, two swords, and 2 million pounds of moogle pie that i had my pirate grandmother make for me after you slaughtered armies and armies of moogles.

my name would be Sally. Sally the vicious pirate.

Destai
09-06-2005, 11:05 PM
Winifred?

Fuzakeru
09-06-2005, 11:09 PM
What would you call yourself? - Beauford the Redneck Pirate. How sexy is that?

Would you search for treasure or just get drunk and sail ships? I would get drunk and then try to find treasure but I hope I don't run in to any of dem ninjas looking for buried trea'sur cause then I'd get my ass kicked cause we all know ninjas are far superior to pirates like myself.

Would you have a cabin boy named Jim? - -insert ban worthy comment here-

Jojee
09-06-2005, 11:12 PM
Ninjas are better :p

Arr?

Odaisé Gaelach
09-06-2005, 11:25 PM
I'd sail the ship and get drunk at the same time.

Yuffie514
09-06-2005, 11:34 PM
Ninjas are better :p

Arr?

agreed. ninja pirate...not a bad mix tho.

"hiya" in place of "arr".
katana/dagger in place of saber.
gi in place of striped t-shirt.
mask in place of bandana.
shuko in place of hook hand.
hood in place of 3-cornered hat.

MushroomZOMBIE
09-06-2005, 11:36 PM
I'd be Eden the pirate.....& I'll steal from the nobility! Have drinking contests,wield a huge Scimitar....I'll wear a black & red trenchcoat :D !! & who's Jim? I rather have one named Billie!! :love:

smittenkitten
09-06-2005, 11:37 PM
I would be called Captain Bubblegum and have Pink hair and steal all the Chocolate in zee world muhaha then get drunk on an abandened beach with my cabin boy Terrance :D ..x...

rubah
09-07-2005, 12:06 AM
The Pirate Name Generator christened me Mad Bess Kidd ages ago (or was it mad bess bonny?)

Also. SEPTEMBER 19TH
http://talklikeapirate.com/

Hawkeye
09-07-2005, 12:18 AM
I cant believe nobody said maddox

Dignified Pauper
09-07-2005, 12:23 AM
Bandolero, honorary warrior of the Pope

Sepho
09-07-2005, 12:26 AM
I'd spend my days sailing the many seas of this world, looting any other pirate ships I come across during my journies, and in turn giving the booty back to those from which it was stolen in the first place. Parrots are so passé, so a cockatiel named Steve would call my shoulder home. My First Mate application only asks that my second in command have a feminine name despite being obviously male. Besides that, the only other crew requirement is the signing of a release form that allows me to sue legally in the case of a mutiny.

Many long nights will be spent around the table, sipping Pepsi cola and sharing photos of the wife and kids, or in some cases, beloved weasels and deck hounds.

The pirate's life's for me, that's for sure. Sure beats the 9 to 5.

kawakami Gensai
09-07-2005, 12:26 AM
Ninjas are better :p

Arr?

Amen brother! Ninjas just make everything cooler.

SilverWind
09-07-2005, 12:35 AM
My name would be Luffy and I'd have stretchy arms and legs.

Rye, you are awesome. :)


I'd be ummm...Cap'n Silver...I'd go to the Grand Line, 'cause I'm gonna be King of the Pirates! no cabin boy. Just a faithful crew.

Rase
09-07-2005, 01:45 AM
Call Me Captain N. Teniel.

:cool:

XxSephirothxX
09-07-2005, 01:48 AM
Cap'n Hat.

SilentBlade
09-07-2005, 01:57 AM
I'd be Capitan Lido Lemonade with my faithful cabin boy; Frodo :p

Cloud No.9
09-07-2005, 01:58 AM
i will name my cabin boy rodger.

Jebus
09-07-2005, 02:15 AM
"Monkey" Joe Scabb

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

yingyang
09-07-2005, 04:07 AM
I'd be a vampire-pirate... probabally the sexiest thing out there (hah!) And my name would be... umm... Captain Roxy Roseblood .. mmm... delicious.
I would blare loud alternative rock music from my ship 24/7 and most likely.. there would be much chocolate rum cake. And water. Water is good. And my cabin boy(s)?
The entire Bam crew (CKY) and of course JIMMY JIM JIM JIMMY JIM JIMMY JIMJIMMY JIMIMIIMY. And of course.... all the muppets. And everyone from eoff can come too. But we would go around the world helping people... free of charge!! :D We're good vampire-pirates.

Some sheep would be cool also.

Dignified Pauper
09-07-2005, 04:29 AM
Ninjas are better :p

Arr?

blasphemer!

SilentBlade
09-07-2005, 05:01 AM
Come here young Frodo! Capitan Lido Lemonade spies dastardly acts on the port bow! :twak:

theundeadhero
09-07-2005, 05:06 AM
I already am!

W!
W!
W!


My caban boy would be named Monkey.

Mitch
09-07-2005, 06:06 AM
I already have a ship full of a very happy crew.

Beef Jerkme and Primus Inter Pares are my first and second mates.

We sail teh seas in search of a giant giant bottle of Sprite.

Marshall Banana
09-07-2005, 08:53 AM
I would so dress like this:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/adnomal/piratepullip.jpg

And I would have a monkey on my shoulder and sail around looking for mermaids and bananas.

I would call myself...Captain Banana? :-/

Dazed and Confused
09-07-2005, 09:07 AM
If I were a pirate I'd fly on a unicorn

Mittopotahis
09-07-2005, 09:41 AM
I am only gonna be a pirate if RSL is my captain...Man he makes a great cap'n. We would....have fights...RSL fights...cause their captain is RSL too...and RSL and RSL2 will dual to the death and it turns out that they are under a terrible curse in which they took heaps of Aztec treasure and they became Immortal and when they are exposed to moonlight they turn to skeletons and....oh! We can make a Movie out of it! and Johnny Depp can play RSL and Orlando Bloom can play me, and Geffory Rush can play Monkey, and Keira Knightly can play Psy and....*lawyer whispers in ear* damn it....

Captain Maxx Power
09-07-2005, 11:45 AM
I AM a Pirate!

Jack
09-07-2005, 12:16 PM
I'd drown in Davy Jones Locker.

He locked me in and filled up with Tap Water.

Dignified Pauper
09-07-2005, 02:48 PM
Bandolero would have a walrus sitting on his shoulder at all times. Even in the fiercest of battles.

Kamiko
09-07-2005, 02:59 PM
If I were a pirate my name would be Schoony BoB and I'd sail the internet in search of peoples hair!

DK
09-07-2005, 03:01 PM
Pirates! Gold is an awesome game.

smittenkitten
09-07-2005, 03:18 PM
Captain Blobby :D

Reine
09-07-2005, 03:50 PM
I would be known as the Dreadlord...

ZuZu
09-07-2005, 03:50 PM
Bonehead-Susan :cool:

Laugh at face of Danger
09-07-2005, 05:02 PM
aharrr me hearties!

weigh the anchor! very heavy sir!

Madonna
09-07-2005, 05:06 PM
I am a pirate and my name is Kaizoku Yousei. :|

I pillage the high seas, sack towns, and generally swear a lot at my cabin boy. Who doesn't get a name 'til he earns it!