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themagicroundabout
09-08-2005, 09:40 PM
imagine some kinda crazy thing happened and then you were given the chance to be a god for a day. what would you do? what would you be the god of???? would you encourage any kind of sacrifice? :(

Rye
09-08-2005, 10:04 PM
I would do nothing, except split every soup or glass containing a beverage or water I could find, like from Bruce Almighty.

The Summoner of Leviathan
09-08-2005, 10:08 PM
I do not know...wait I would make all animes be subbed, and no editting...I would destroy all concepts of war and violence, and force society into peace. If all else fails I will make them scared and force them to all cosplay as Sailor Soldiers, and do menial tasks for me. Also I would make Sailor Moon real, for who doesn't need heroines in short skirts?

Old Manus
09-08-2005, 10:12 PM
RETURN THE UNIVERSE TO THE ZERO WORLD WHICH YOU SO DESIRE.

MushroomZOMBIE
09-08-2005, 10:36 PM
Eradicate all forms of the stupidity of society.BE THE MINORITY!!!!! :D

Chaos
09-08-2005, 10:42 PM
I would do the standard world peace etc. Then cure disease. The give loads of technological knowledge, and knowledge in general to the right people and sit back and watch. Plus do some occasional smiting so people would keep worshiping.

After that, I would fly about, experience things then travel the cosmos before setting up colonies on other planets. I would learn as much as I could. And do as much as I could.

Theres more to being a god than smiting you know.

Chaos

Psychotic
09-08-2005, 10:47 PM
It'd be a demotion for me.

Oh plus I'd find out if an omnipotent god could create a stone he couldn't lift.

Hawkeye
09-09-2005, 12:11 AM
I would kill everybody

DK
09-09-2005, 12:29 AM
I'd create an army of http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/sickhappy/WasimAkram.jpg WASIM AKRAM!!!'s. And then i'd use them with my army of Bob Marley's to create a utopian paradise that the whole world could live in happily for the rest of eternity.

Failing that, i'd fix the planet and make it so that people weren't so messed up.

Craig
09-09-2005, 12:36 AM
RETURN THE UNIVERSE TO THE ZERO WORLD WHICH YOU SO DESIRE.

I wanted to say that!

I'd probably just find out what the monster in Lost is, then make the 60s style cool again.

Channing
09-09-2005, 12:44 AM
I'd probably make orgasms for men last several hours, rather than 30 seconds. :B That's about it. :S

Jebus
09-09-2005, 01:28 AM
I'd turn it down. Being a god would suck.

DK
09-09-2005, 01:29 AM
I'd turn it down. Being a god would suck.

Respect thine father! >:O

XxSephirothxX
09-09-2005, 01:30 AM
I would make the best damn brownies you'd have in your entire life.

Social Moon Firesky
09-09-2005, 01:31 AM
I'd make cows the immortal animal of religion, and invent all sorts of crazy rules about them. Then I'd end world hunger and brainwash bad people into good people. Then, I'd purge the world of pestilence and famine and my era would be over.

nik0tine
09-09-2005, 01:32 AM
I would make a really bad hollywood movie.

The Summoner of Leviathan
09-09-2005, 01:47 AM
I would make a really bad hollywood movie.


Doesn't Hollywood do that already?

ZeZipster
09-09-2005, 01:51 AM
I think it's pretty obvious what a 17 year old male would do with that kind of power...



Make an infinite supply of homemade chocolate-chip cookies and milk, of course.

Daryl
09-09-2005, 01:52 AM
I'd eliminate cancer. I hate cancer.