Itsunari 2000
09-09-2005, 07:06 PM
Russel Crowe threw a telephone at a hotel receptionist recently ...
Crowe :Excuse me,but there's a problem with the line.
Receptionist :Not my problem,mister.
Crowe : ...What ?
Receptionist :I said it's not my problem.
Crowe :Do you know who I am ?!
Receptionist :No.
Crowe :My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,Commander of the Armies of the North,Leader of the Felix Legions,loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius , father to a murdered son,husband to a murdered wife and you will fix this problem in this life or the next !
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED ?! * throws phone *
Crowe :Excuse me,but there's a problem with the line.
Receptionist :Not my problem,mister.
Crowe : ...What ?
Receptionist :I said it's not my problem.
Crowe :Do you know who I am ?!
Receptionist :No.
Crowe :My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,Commander of the Armies of the North,Leader of the Felix Legions,loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius , father to a murdered son,husband to a murdered wife and you will fix this problem in this life or the next !
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED ?! * throws phone *