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kawakami Gensai
09-13-2005, 03:52 AM
Who would win a duel the pope or jesus? Note: this topic was brought up between my friends and myself on a band trip. Still, we havent figured out who...

nik0tine
09-13-2005, 03:54 AM
I don't get it.

Meat Puppet
09-13-2005, 03:55 AM
Obviously Jesus. Why even be stupid on this one?

XxSephirothxX
09-13-2005, 03:55 AM
Well, the pope hasn't come back to life yet--he's stayin pretty dead. So my money's on Jesus.

rubah
09-13-2005, 03:57 AM
Jesus. I mean heck, if he wanted to stay pacifist, he'd just have to go walk out on a lake and keep the pope's boat motors from firing.

nik0tine
09-13-2005, 03:57 AM
Well, the pope hasn't come back to life yet--he's stayin pretty dead. So my money's on Jesus.

theundeadheroisnotdead!!! :mad2:

XxSephirothxX
09-13-2005, 03:59 AM
I was talking about the...the imposter pope.>_>

Dignified Pauper
09-13-2005, 04:08 AM
Pope theundeadhero I would win. he'd summon his fire-breathing t-rex, the symbol of cidism.

The Summoner of Leviathan
09-13-2005, 04:12 AM
Ummmm...Since they both have beliefs of compassion, then ideally they would not be in a fight in the first place. But in a non-sensical universe, Jesus would considering he is the son of God.

Sasquatch
09-13-2005, 04:23 AM
Well, since the pope is a figurehead and has absolutely no powers, obviously Jesus would win. It'd be the same as asking who would win, Yoda or, well, you.

Hawkeye
09-13-2005, 04:27 AM
Jesus Christ!

nik0tine
09-13-2005, 04:30 AM
Lord almighty!

theundeadhero
09-13-2005, 05:28 AM
Jesus could kick my ass :(

Xaven
09-13-2005, 05:41 AM
Jesus would throw a statue of Bhudda at the pope and the pope would die of severe hemmoraging. (Jesus doesn't like Bhudda.)

Dazed and Confused
09-13-2005, 05:49 AM
The space pope would win

Primus Inter Pares
09-13-2005, 05:52 AM
http://content-uk.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/DB/022003/042115.jpg

WASIM AKRAM!!!

Slade
09-13-2005, 07:35 AM
I agree with Primus Inter Pares. Wasim owns all......

Old Manus
09-13-2005, 08:07 AM
:wasim:

DMKA
09-13-2005, 08:09 AM
THE POPE DIES

Mitch
09-13-2005, 09:53 AM
The space pope would revive aeries and win

Primus Inter Pares
09-13-2005, 10:03 AM
The real question is: Do we WANT to revive aeris?

...Wasim Akram for pope! :thumb:

Luara
09-13-2005, 12:34 PM
ups

gokufusionss1
09-13-2005, 12:40 PM
at least get a decent matchup, like Jesus Vs the anti christ

Blimey kids today are so dumb.

bipper
09-13-2005, 01:30 PM
The pope is a mere mortal, a servant to GOD. Jesus is a member of the trinity, and would smite the pope 6 million ways in half a second. Then when the pope is dead, Jesus would have domain over his soul for all eternity.

Not even the pope's hat, nor his pope mobile would be able to save him.

Jesus Vs the anti christ

Jesus would win - revalations!


Bipper

theundeadhero
09-13-2005, 01:46 PM
What about the pope vs Jebus?

Twisted Tinkerbell
09-13-2005, 04:39 PM
Jesus, cause if ya kill him he'll just come back. Then again, if you kill the pope they just elect a new one. Hmmm maybe we should call it a tie.

kawakami Gensai
09-13-2005, 11:38 PM
Jesus, cause if ya kill him he'll just come back. Then again, if you kill the pope they just elect a new one. Hmmm maybe we should call it a tie.


I second that!

Destai
09-13-2005, 11:41 PM
Its like Super man versus batman, One has the super powers and would obviously win. The other one doesnt.


Obviously Jesus. Why even be stupid on this one?
Oh That was hot.

Rengori
09-13-2005, 11:44 PM
Jesus Christ!

Captain Maxx Power
09-14-2005, 12:40 AM
Neither, Wolverine would win by default.

Jebus
09-14-2005, 12:53 AM
Me.

GooeyToast
09-14-2005, 12:59 AM
It's gonna be a bloodbath

Boosk
09-14-2005, 02:32 AM
Me.

yeah
check out what he can do!! You see the explosion on his sig? Arse fire!!! The pope will burn up in a single fart!

Kagga :love: