what FF9 characters wouldn't say

[loza]

i know that this was done with FF10 but i want to know what people think

Garnet:i'll change my name to... Quina!

Quina: skrew u thats my name!

[Captain Maxx Power]

Zidane : Stealing is wrong

[TheSpoonyBard]

Zidane "Ooh.. cellulite? Eughk! *shudder*"

Guess which quote that's meant to be :D

[Craig]

Vivi: Curaga!

[ezzarian]

Quina:I'm 'da man!

[sayen]

stiner: there no yumm yumms heare so we cook your for dinner instead.

vivi: stuff you quina i wanna marry garnet.

stiner: zidane i love you!!.

[boys from the dwarf]

stiner: there no yumm yumms heare so we cook your for dinner instead.

vivi: stuff you quina i wanna marry garnet.

stiner: zidane i love you!!.
hooray for sayan!!!

quina:me going on diet.
zidane:im never going to steal again starting from(steals garnets money.)now.

[Pouring Rain]

Kuja: I'm not a homosexual!
Vivi: Lemme use that flute, Eiko. Which you have put your lips upon...
Steiner: La de da de da...

[Rinoa_Heartillly]

Zidane: Ah, I only did all this /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif to get into the princess pants!
Vivi:......I hate all of you.......
Garnet: Damn you Kuja!!! I'll tear your pansy jewels off!
Kuja: I wanna be like Gackt! Teehee!
Steiner: I love everyone, and I feel so gay.
Quina:I'm soooooo pretty, hahahahaha! Envy how beautiful I am.
Amarnat: I care for you all, and just want to give everyone a hug and kiss, please.

[boys from the dwarf]

kuja:im a man.

[Karl]

Amarant: "man when did freya get so hot"

[sayen]

stiner: there no yumm yumms heare so we cook your for dinner instead.

vivi: stuff you quina i wanna marry garnet.

stiner: zidane i love you!!.
hooray for sayan!!!

thanks

garnet: come hear vivi you hunck.

zidane: hey whats a beer like you doing in a pub like this?

vivi: stand behind me stiner. (at wind shrine)

eiko to stiner:you look like the bookish type.

zidane: stiner why do you call freya "master freya" when shes a girl.
stiner:is she realy?

[ThroneofDravaris]

Quina to Vivi: Do you like tongue?

[Freya0]

Chocobo: KEW!! Im bilingual...

[Wiegrahf42]

Kuja- "Maybe this whole Frank N. Furter schtick isn't working out"
Brahne- "I should get some botox"

[Mitch]

Anyone in the game: Man, I just noticed my head is incredibly huge.

Zidane: I play soccer for Brazil

Freya: I play soccer for Brazil

Amarant: I play soccer for Brazil

Quina: I play soccer for Brazil

Stiener: I play soccer for Brazil

Vivi: I don't play soccer for Brazil

Kuja: Damn I love Mitch

[G SpOtZ]

Vivi: has anybody seen my tampax pearls?

Garnet: OMG. ZIDANE, UR SOOOO BIG....IN THE PANTS.

Quina: not hungry.

Stiener: Are my eyelashes too large?

Kuja: psh. trance sux.

Brahne: Amarant's dreads turn me on

Amarant: Brahne's lard-ness turns me on.

Zidane: OMG. GARNET, YOU HAVE TIFAS BOOBS.

[Digi-Chocobo Mage]

Black Waltz #3: It's time for my anger management class.

[Dreddz]

/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif

[So-Luna]

zidane:Man, I have huge hands.

Garnet to Brahne:How could we possibly be be related!?! Yur fat and ugly and I'm the sexyest girl in all of Alexandria!

Anybody speeking of quina: HE...

Anybody speeking of quina:SHE...

[Aidan]

Beatrix: That Steiner character really is something, isn't he?

[Dark_Bahamut]

Zidane: Garnet is Ugly

[Vaprice]

Stiener: "I wonder if I should put make up on to meet Master Vivi, awww but he's so cute and cuddly he loves me for who I am."

[ezzarian]

Zidane:Ewww! A dagger! *prods dagger with finger*
Vivi:Firaga!!! AAARRGH! My wand's on fire!!!
Garnet:Screw white magic! I'm taking Quiditch!
Eiko:Maybe I should use drums......
******
Steiner:Can I hug you master Vivi! I love you!
Vivi: WHAT??????
Steiner: Oops! Bad Steiner! Bad Steiner! *bangs head on table*
******
Quina:Choose between a ham sandwich and saving the world? That's a tough decision!
Amarant:Me is KingKong!

[The legendary Shadow]

Garnet&Steiner:Cure-sword

[Quindiana Jones]

Steiner: "OI! VIVI! COME HERE YOU MIDGET!"
Brahne: "I beat annorexia."
Zidane: "I like men."
Anyone to Vivi: "Vivi! That's a long staff for a 9 year old!"
Eiko: "Yeah Mog lives in my dress, and you don't wanna know where i keep my flute."

[DarkLadyNyara]

Steiner- "Zidane, I fully support your relationship with Princess Garnet."

[ezzarian]

Quina posts at EoFF forums: What sex is I?

[GunbladeMaster]

Baku: ACHOO!
Anyone: Bless you

[zellv2]

moggle:kweh
chocobo: kupo
kuja: power is not everything love is better
zidane: i love you kuja lets destroy the world together
dagger: i am changing my name to sword
vivi: whats magic
stainer: i won't protect the princess i ll eat these pickles instead
armerant: lets all fight together as a team
eiko: i am going to join a band
freya: all my family look like ugly ducks including me
quina: theres more to life than eating
blank: (in evil forest) if i turn to stone i am taking you with me zindane

[Jiro]

Zidane: gotta have some dough to give me or i ain't helping ya.

Vivi: skrew the meaning of existance, Lets PAH TAY!

[EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT]

dagger
i love it when my mom died and when my kingdom blowed up i feel... GREAT
*whipsering* i think she become kuja.. RUN

[EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT]

zidane: darn it... kuja catched me again but this time... its dagger.. hmm PAR TAY. ooo dagger where are you?

EDIT- sorry i was still gettign used to this before i made this post... why am i sayign sry to a gurl who whats to kiss me you know what... skrew you get ur old one back that gurls a annoying symbol get something cool ...pss like mine

[GunbladeMaster]

try editing ur posts

hehe but i do it too anyways :p

[FFGuevara]

Steiner: smurf this you take care of yourself princess i'm going home.
Queen Brahne: I should go on a diet
Vivi: I use a sword to fight

[GunbladeMaster]

Zidzane: Im not a monkey...

[zellv2]

stainer: i will become a theif you protect the princess instead zidane
zidane: why not its a deal
stainer: (good now i can call him rusty)

[EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT]

PLAY OF WRONGNESS PART 1

vivi, steiner, zidane, garnet (for time being)
place:nearly out of forest...

vivi: ahhh i wonder when iam gonna stop.
steiner:if u stop on me its ok. otherwise.. nvm
zidane:yawn.. where dagger
garnet:who's dagger?
zidane:a man i know
garnet:interesting... what does he look like..
zidane:like me
garnet:hmm.. come in the tent
zidane:(wow she gots MaJoR probelms i never gonna like her)
steiner:vivi do u like me..
END OF SCENE ONE

[Jiro]

ah.... wrong thread....

Quina: Yuk. Smelly Frog!
Anyone: Thats your reflection and odour!

[Azure]

Zidane: Ooh... soft.
Garnet: *turns around and grabs Zidane's crotch* Ooh.. hard.

[EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT]

zidane:iam made a new years solution i never st (grabs a persons wallet) eal again

dagger:i want to bang zidane
zidane:noo.. (early in game)

vivi:kiss me quina (i hope i stop soon)
quina:nooo.. your to ugly for me iam a chick
vivi:better yet i would kiss you...

dagger: i still like you.. carry me i hate steiner
steiner:bye i let princess protect her self shes hot engoht to
dagger: yeah at least iam not full boonze nooblet
steiner:ooo yeah call me rusty

[Godzilla3001]

what the hell was that?

[ultimate snake]

At Dali

Vivi "lets go to da inn mon and have a sleep"
Garnet/Dagger "ok has anyone seen my sleep sack?"
Zidane "Oh so thats what the thing with straps is for!!"
Stiner "i got it heare princess!!"
Garnet/Dagger "Good ok you guys wait outside the room while stiner puts me in it helps me to sleep."

Next day.
Black waltz no 2 "die fools!!"
Zidane Stiner and Vivi die.
Black waltz no 2 time to hogtie you and take you to my lair to be my bondage slave."
Garnet/Dagger "Ok cool."

if ya wanna know
http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=+leather+sleep+sack&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off
and http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=hogtie&hl=en

[thewarlock]

Stiner: Sword-chucks, YO!

[EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT]

argh... gunblader person.. FOR GOD SAKES CHANGE YOUR SYSBOL THAT GURL CAN BURN IN HELL.. had to get that off my chest..
anyways

crap cant think of anymore

[GunbladeMaster]

GUNBLADEMASTER :mad:
that AVATAR is cloud in a dress
:mad:

[KoShiatar]

Vivi: "I'm too awesome to exist!"

[GunbladeMaster]

Vivi: Am i a blob?

[Fire_Emblem776]

Vivi: skrew the meaning of existance, Lets PAH TAY!

lol:D

[Ultima Shadow]

argh... gunblader person.. FOR GOD SAKES CHANGE YOUR SYSBOL THAT GURL CAN BURN IN HELL.. had to get that off my chest..
anyways

crap cant think of anymoreFWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Dude, that was by far the most hilarious thing I've read this week! :p



Zidane: *knock* *knock*
Queen Brahne: Who's there?
Zidane: It's Zidane, LOL!


Zidane: You... you killed my father!
Kuja: No, Zidane. I AM your father!
Zidane: What? I thought you were my mom!
Kuja: WTF?
Zidane: ROFL!!!

[EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT]

also by the way i know its cloud in dress but frist of all cloud in dress is alot more finer not so fat plus his hair isnt that bright and plus.. that part on disc 1... was very freaking creepy.....
speek of which.. i am good at jokes ..
and almost any man that would wear dresses and everythign esle
GOTTA BE A GURL!

cloud:iam not a gurl iam just cexy
sethiroth:pitiful gurly hornmones

[TurkSlayer]

Quina: Me skip lunch today...
Steiner: I LOVE YOU BRAHNE!!!!!!!!
Zidane: Am I the only one who realizes I'm a lame ass monkey boy?
Garnet: Screw being queen, I wanna be a porn star!
Vivi: I don't care if I stop! Hell, I don't care if any of you black mages stop! Now someone get me a beer!
Amarant: I think I'll spend the rest of my life spreading joy and love to everyone around me!
Freya: I'm sorry, who is Fratley again?
Eiko: You suck Zidane!
Kuja: *sigh* Perhaps I should quit the search for power thing and begin a quite, simple life... And perhaps wear a pair of pants...
Beatrix: Alexander is a stupid place.
Brahne: Power doesn't matter at all, does it?

[GunbladeMaster]

also by the way i know its cloud in dress but frist of all cloud in dress is alot more finer not so fat plus his hair isnt that bright and plus.. that part on disc 1... was very freaking creepy.....
speek of which.. i am good at jokes ..
and almost any man that would wear dresses and everythign esle
GOTTA BE A GURL!

cloud:iam not a gurl iam just cexy
sethiroth:pitiful gurly hornmones

:screwy:

[Azure]

also by the way i know its cloud in dress but frist of all cloud in dress is alot more finer not so fat

:eek: You.. think that.. Cloud looks FAT in that avatar thing?

[f f freak]

Blank, Cinna and Marcus: Don't ask us how we see with these strange objects covering our eyes.
Beatrix: I'm in love with Quina
Garnet: Hey keep your hands off Beatrix It's mine
Zidane: Hey cool I have a tail. *Tickles Steiner with tail*
Steiner: Zidane save it for the bedroom
Vivi: I don't care if I stop. I mean it's a spell and I get it cast on me all the time. Don't see me being permanently stopped. Nope. Hey Amarant wanna make out?
Amarant: Hugs and Kisses.
Freya: Kill! Kill! Kill!
Kuja: I'm a man!!!
Brahne: So how do you all like my plastic surgery. I got a lip enlargement.

[cloud21zidane16]

:grumble: Dagger: Who cares if mothers taken my eidolons ive still got my hot sexy body:cool:

Regent Cid: "sigh" i really dont feel up to building this airship i just want a break, im sure zidane and the others can travel around just fine on chocobos

[Christmas]

LITTLE MANUS THE QU: All of you are almost a year late. :(

[crayzee gamr]

All the Genomes of Terra: WE LOVE THE COLOUR BLUE!
Steiner: OMG black eye-liner and mascara are half off?!
Hilda: you'll never cheat on me again cid. Will u?
Cid: yes.
Freya: skrew burmecia I hate it there.
These suk lol

[Rantz]

Baku: BWA HA HA HA Oh I'm so lonely! BOO HOO HOO

[Crimson]

bahamut: im too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...

[Leeza]

No. This thread finally died so please let it rest.