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theundeadhero
09-14-2005, 05:58 PM
People of EOFF. I have made a grave discovery. Kawaii Ryukishi is a space alien and it has been brainwashing the staff! It is most hard to believe, I know, but when you think about Kishi is it really that surprising? Near six years ago Kishi came to this planet looking for a medium in which it could manipulate the minds of this planet. Soon after a little place called Eyes on Final Fantasy was introduced to the webs. Kishi joined this forum and bided it's time. Slowly it gained in influence here. Knowing it had to keep its motives unnoticed it seeped itself in Final Fantasy knowledge and shrouded itself in mystery. It's patience was rewarded with the gaining of Cid's Knighthood. Encouraged, it continued with renewed vigor and began its manipulations. Not daring to reach too far it stuck to those it knew would fall to the subtle ways. Slowly, surely, it made it's way to Adminship. Then nothing could stand in it's way. I first began to notice something was strange when this messege was posted in the secret staff forum:

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/kishi/kishi1.jpg

BoB was already lost to us at that point. I used my talents to try to find out more of what was going on. I began to try to intercept transmissions between Kishi and it's brainwashed staff. Most of them were too coded for me to unlock but these precious few give us all the information we need:

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/kishi/kishi2.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/kishi/kishi3.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/kishi/kishi4.jpg

Del Murder and RSL have already been lost to the cause. Perhaps they might be saved. I am unsure as to whether Yams gave in or not, but I can only assume he has since he still seems to be breathing. Join together now and fight the invasion! Only together can we save ourselves!

Sephex
09-14-2005, 06:32 PM
Kishi and I are cool, so I have nothing to worry about. Everyone else: YOU'RE SCREWED!

Behold the Void
09-14-2005, 06:36 PM
Brainnnssssss... Neeeeeed Braaiiiinnnnnnssssssssss.

Yamaneko
09-14-2005, 06:36 PM
Del posts in the SS forum? :confused:

Destai
09-14-2005, 06:41 PM
I BELIEEEEEEVE

Lead us Hero!

Primus Inter Pares
09-14-2005, 06:43 PM
Is Kishi the true way to Cid?

Destai
09-14-2005, 06:48 PM
dis is lIk FFVII lol

Old Manus
09-14-2005, 06:52 PM
kishi is like shinra

Jess
09-14-2005, 07:14 PM
lets escape while we still can. :(

Destai
09-14-2005, 07:26 PM
kishi is like J.E.N.O.V.A.

themagicroundabout
09-14-2005, 07:32 PM
there's something fishy about this whole shenanigan :shifty:

Miriel
09-14-2005, 07:34 PM
How is this a new discovery? :confused:

KoShiatar
09-14-2005, 08:37 PM
kishi is like J.E.N.O.V.A.
So no matter in how many pieces we rip him, he will STILL be alive. And he's got a plate on his forehead with strage things written on it. Scary, isn't it?

Faris
09-14-2005, 08:45 PM
*gets the shotgun*

Lindy
09-14-2005, 08:49 PM
If you're gonna do bunk like this, at least use the right font in the text.

C'mon.

Chibi Angel
09-14-2005, 08:49 PM
Lord help us all the aliens are here! :scary:

KoShiatar
09-14-2005, 08:54 PM
*gets the shotgun*

Don't you understand? A gun's not gonna kill him!

DK
09-14-2005, 08:58 PM
How is this a new discovery? :confused:

Light Mage
09-14-2005, 09:01 PM
A calamity from the skies? You mean he's not an Admin staff?

0_o

Old Manus
09-14-2005, 09:09 PM
OMFG AFTER DAYS OF ENDLESS FRUSTRATION AND H4XX0R1NG I HAVE FOUND THE REAL SECRET BEHIND YOUR AVERAGE PICTURE OF SEPHIROTH I WARN YOU SOME MAY FIND THE FOLLOWING IMAGE EXTREMELY DISTURBING AND WILL MAKE YOU DOUBT THE AUTHORITY OF EOFF FOREVER IF YOU HAVE HEART CONDITIONS LOOK AWAY NOW

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/kishi.png

THE CIDS KNIGHTS ARE LIKE SHINRA

Chris
09-14-2005, 09:12 PM
Kishi = Cid.

I think we're cool. :cool:

Destai
09-14-2005, 09:14 PM
I heard if you piss him off he'll use the meteo on you!

Chris
09-14-2005, 09:17 PM
I heard if you piss him off he'll use the meteo on you!
Really? I'll use a meteo on HIM! >:O

Destai
09-14-2005, 09:19 PM
I heard if you piss him off he'll use the meteo on you!
Really? I'll use a meteo on HIM! >:O Do teh Meteo now!

Jojee
09-14-2005, 09:29 PM
*attacks Kishki with awesome force of lots of monkeys* 8-) Ninja monkeys.

udsuna
09-14-2005, 09:30 PM
Now, *THIS* bad joke, I like.

Alright, guys, break out the ultimate weapons. I got dibs on the Holy Hand Grenade!

KoShiatar
09-14-2005, 09:38 PM
I heard if you piss him off he'll use the meteo on you!
Really? I'll use a meteo on HIM! >:O

Shall we try the Double Meteo Chris?

boris no no
09-14-2005, 09:38 PM
tralalalalalalla
i have no idea what is going on!!
so i shall dance liek theres no tomorrow and spread the words of love and pink fluffy things!!!!!

Jojee
09-14-2005, 09:44 PM
tralalalalalalla
i have no idea what is going on!!
so i shall dance liek theres no tomorrow and spread the words of love and pink fluffy things!!!!!
And this is how we shall win ;)

Destai
09-14-2005, 09:45 PM
tralalalalalalla
i have no idea what is going on!!
so i shall dance liek theres no tomorrow and spread the words of love and pink fluffy things!!!!!
And this is how we shall win ;)
Shes playing dumb, she knows something : o

Jojee
09-14-2005, 09:47 PM
Yes, she knows the power of love and dance and fluffy pink things! ^______^ :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: Join us, Destai... for the true power.

DK
09-14-2005, 09:47 PM
tralalalalalalla
i have no idea what is going on!!
so i shall dance liek theres no tomorrow and spread the words of love and pink fluffy things!!!!!
And this is how we shall win ;)

Yes, with the power of WASIM AKRAM!!!'s nose on our side, we cannot lose.

Ultima Shadow
09-14-2005, 09:50 PM
Kishi's immune to violence. We have to beat him with the power of love!

Destai
09-14-2005, 09:51 PM
Yes, she knows the power of love and dance and fluffy pink things! ^ ^ :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: Join us, Destai... for the true power.THE PHINK -ITS RAPING MY MIND NY,NYAAASGH

DK
09-14-2005, 09:51 PM
What, you mean hump him to death? Could work, I suppose.

udsuna
09-14-2005, 10:09 PM
What, you mean hump him to death? Could work, I suppose.

*Puts on leather body suit, and pulls box out from under bed*

I'm ready :trout: :fencing: :twak: :shoot: And that's all the phallic symbols.

KoShiatar
09-14-2005, 10:14 PM
Kishi's immune to violence. We have to beat him with the power of love!


Everybody get together, trying to love one aonther!

Old Manus
09-14-2005, 10:16 PM
This thread has wtf'd.

udsuna
09-14-2005, 10:20 PM
This thread has wtf'd.

How do you figure? It didn't "become wtf", it started that way.

Old Manus
09-14-2005, 10:31 PM
No, it started off lol and now it's wtf.

Destai
09-14-2005, 10:47 PM
yeah

eestlinc
09-14-2005, 11:09 PM
I know for a fact BoB has more than 670 PMs.

The Summoner of Leviathan
09-14-2005, 11:18 PM
The Power of Love! *song starts in head*

The Power of the Fluffy Pink will triumpt all!

crashNUMBERS
09-14-2005, 11:23 PM
Kishi and I are cool, so I have nothing to worry about. Everyone else: YOU'RE SCREWED!
God I hate you...

Shoden
09-14-2005, 11:26 PM
I Fucking knew it! I tried to warn you but nooooo you all pushed me aside and took my money!!!

blah!

I'll use errr meteo err damn the meteo is in use. hmmm.

crashNUMBERS
09-14-2005, 11:38 PM
Another thread that get's sold, Goes Platinum, And get's an archive deal because it has kishi's name on it...

Shoden
09-14-2005, 11:45 PM
Kishi's power has no effect on me because I have no idea what Kishi's power actually is.

Please don't lock me in the cupboard/closet again.

crashNUMBERS
09-15-2005, 12:26 AM
I'll just post in here like everyone else to seem special and stuff. Hey look at me!!

Hawkeye
09-15-2005, 12:30 AM
hey look! its the pessdimistic bastard! :excited:

Kishi: Man or machine?

crashNUMBERS
09-15-2005, 12:38 AM
hey look! its the pessdimistic bastard! :excited:
Yeah!! Im such an ass!! Isn't that correct hawky?? ;)

P.S. Im not mad...

Terran
09-15-2005, 12:48 AM
So yeah...everyone has gone crazy and the creator of this thread prolly thinks Paul McCartney is dead. Because everyone knows that crazy people who like to cause conspiracies always follow all of em! Maybe im alrdy under mind control...AHHHHH!!! SAVE MEEEEEEEE!

Peegee
09-15-2005, 03:05 AM
Kishi is old news -- 4/1/2005 news.

krissy
09-15-2005, 06:31 AM
who's kishi

Old Manus
09-15-2005, 07:35 AM
Listen. Understand. The Kishinator is out there. It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with...it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear...and it absolutely WILL NOT STOP. Ever.
Until you are dead.

Markus. D
09-16-2005, 09:27 AM
shouldnt this be on the forum section thats meant for you to vent anger or get anything off your chest.

Mitch
09-16-2005, 10:21 AM
shouldnt this be on the forum section thats meant for you to vent anger or get anything off your chest.

Clearly not, or it would have been moved there

udsuna
09-16-2005, 12:19 PM
shouldnt this be on the forum section thats meant for you to vent anger or get anything off your chest.

Clearly not, or it would have been moved there

Nope, it should be in the section for bad jokes and stupid behavior. AKA... this one.

Light Mage
09-16-2005, 12:48 PM
You mean this is a bad joke?

Darn, I better cancel that interview with the Fortean Times...

crashNUMBERS
09-16-2005, 12:51 PM
Ha!! The bastard didn't post here yet!!

theundeadhero
09-16-2005, 01:43 PM
Kishi totally used his powers to delete the second half of this thread during the server change. He's hiding the evidence.

<tt>Bleeep!</tt>

There's no way I'm going to go through the trouble of reposting what was lost during the server change.

udsuna
09-16-2005, 02:13 PM
Yeah, that server-change really took the wind out of the sails. Oh well, that's life.

-N-
09-16-2005, 06:51 PM
It didn't occur to anyone the server thing was Kishi's doing?

udsuna
09-16-2005, 07:44 PM
It didn't occur to anyone the server thing was Kishi's doing?


Now THAT's power. Could someone make this thread funny again, I'm out of ideas.

Old Manus
09-16-2005, 08:42 PM
Now THAT's power. Could someone make this thread funny again, I'm out of ideas.
boo

The Summoner of Leviathan
09-17-2005, 03:18 AM
It didn't occur to anyone the server thing was Kishi's doing?


Maybe that is jwhat you want us to think? Maybe it wasn't and your making us think that he has more power than he actually does. Or it is reverse reverse psychology? *gets taken away and gagged by random people*

-N-
09-17-2005, 03:50 AM
It didn't occur to anyone the server thing was Kishi's doing?


Now THAT's power. Could someone make this thread funny again, I'm out of ideas.:hat:

Giga Guess
09-17-2005, 04:06 PM
Kishi is teh god!!!!1!!!!fifteen!!!

(Hides brain control device under a hat.)

Shoden
09-17-2005, 04:22 PM
ah so this explains all these EOFF hats.

Silmaril
09-17-2005, 04:55 PM
I'm only posting coz i went thru the trouble of reading all three pages.

-N-
09-17-2005, 10:33 PM
That is SPAM! And that is UNACCEPTABLE!

udsuna
09-17-2005, 10:37 PM
Maybe that is jwhat you want us to think? Maybe it wasn't and your making us think that he has more power than he actually does. Or it is reverse reverse psychology?

Too confused!!! I don't wanna think, anymore!

*goes off to find kishi and get fitted for one of those mind-control devices*

The Summoner of Leviathan
09-17-2005, 11:04 PM
Maybe that is jwhat you want us to think? Maybe it wasn't and your making us think that he has more power than he actually does. Or it is reverse reverse psychology?

Too confused!!! I don't wanna think, anymore!

*goes off to find kishi and get fitted for one of those mind-control devices*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! What if that is their plan???? Fight them!!! The aliens can't win!!!!

udsuna
09-17-2005, 11:07 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! What if that is their plan???? Fight them!!! The aliens can't win!!!!

If that's their plan, then you're the mastermind behind it, and thus are trying to confuse us further!

Hey, check out my new *twist* wristwatch! It's stylish, waterproof and *beep* it was free. The *click* *twitch* side effects are supposed to wear off in a couple days.

DarknessFromAbove
09-17-2005, 11:23 PM
OMG! Aeris must summon holy to save us all!
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b217/Gldowa/MissAeris.jpg
Pray, pray for your miserable lives!

Kawaii Ryűkishi
09-17-2005, 11:36 PM
I am no longer who I once was. Please save me from myself. My name was
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