Alcohol the answer to everything

[silverpigeon97]

is alcohol the ultimate answer? It builds confidence, takes away pain,makes most people hapier and i never get hangovers. Ive played more than one match whilst drunk, and im amazing with girls after drinking. Well..

[Meat Puppet]

Yes.

[Jess]

Alcohol isn't the answer to everything. It can be the answer to some things, but then again some people go their whole lives without drinking. :eek:

[Seymour_Guado_Goth]

That's foolish

[Yamaneko]

To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

[Sasquatch]

What's foolish? Going your whole life without drinking? I agree!

Alcohol doesn't really solve anything. It just makes you care about other things for a little while. Like that bastard at the other end of the bar that keeps looking at you. That's right, go kick his ass.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Yes.

[DK]

Alcohol doesn't really solve anything.

Neither does coke. :cool:

[Meat Puppet]

Anti-socialism.

[Flying Mullet]

Naw. After so many years the novelty wears off.

[Destai]

Yes.

[Rye]

To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

You beat me to it. :( Simpsons. <3

[Flying Mullet]

Simpsons did it!

[Vyk]

I agree. Alcohol isn't really an answer to anything. Its a wool that gets pulled over your eyes to make you THINK things are better. But when that wool goes away (or you sober up) you realize it actaully (likely) made things worse, or did nothing at all.

[udsuna]

I like drunks. Especially belligerent drunks. They make good punching bags. Slow, uncoordinated, too stupid to stay down, and they disgust me enough that I don't feel bad about inflicting potentially permament physical injury upon them. Then again, I only did that once, and that guy was attacking a 14 year old girl.

I, on the other hand, don't drink. It's physically, mentally and spiritually degrading. However, I'd happily make a habit of crippling grown men who assault children.

[boris no no]

i am currently surrounded by many of my friends drinking and smokieg
we all seem to be ok
and we have no problems

ahhhh to be young

[nik0tine]

I drink 200 proof.

[Flying Mullet]

I drink 200 proof.
Just reading that makes me cringe.

[eestlinc]

just for reference, 200 proof is pure alcohol.

[Hawkeye]

Absolutly

[Sasquatch]

Do they make 200 proof? I thought the only thing they marketed was like 197.

[Samuraid]

200 proof would taste like bitter burning and would probably kill you.

Alcohol is not the answer to everything by a long shot. It does taste good though. :)

[SeeDRankLou]

Scroll down to the second page of this (http://www.pharmco-prod.com/pages/DenatEth_Form3.pdf)

I think you may have to be a medical agency of some kind to purchase this, but yes they do make 200 Proof Ethyl Alcohol (aka Ethanol, i.e. the main active ingredient in Vodka, and I guess other liquors). Drinking more than an ounce of this will more than likely give you alcohol poisoning.

[muchacho]

Do they make 200 proof? I thought the only thing they marketed was like 197.

im pretty sure they cant make anything 200 proof, cause that would be something like rubbing alcohol.and i think the highest proof you can have is moonshine (190 proof), in which they dont sell it in stores cause if made wrong then you could go blind (among other problems). so the only way you can have moonshine is if it is home made.

back the the questions......... alcohol is the solution to every problem, except alcoholism

[Dixie]

Alcohol is one of the worst things you can do so DON'T DRINK IT.

[SomethingBig]

No. Getting drunk won't make your boo boo go away. Instead of drowning your problems in drugs, you should face them like a man.

[Psychotic]

Suicide is the answer to everything. Can't have any problems if you're dead.

I recommend you all try it. :D

[Hawkeye]

Since when did you become an expert at it?

[Psychotic]

Since the time I allowed all my lemmings to hurl themselves to their splattery deaths in the game of the same name.

And...I...I...I liked it.

[Shlup]

To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
:thumb:

[Casey]

I wish I could buy beer, they should lower the drinking age to 17 since you are eligible to fight and serve for your country at that age.

[fire_of_avalon]

It depends on your question.

And the highest alcohol content that's mass produced is 190 proof (I think), which translates to 95%. This is called everclear. Everclear tastes like rubbing alcohol. I'm sure moonshiners can make 200 proof liquor, but I wouldn't want to be around those stills.

Vodka, even Absolut, only goes up to around 50%, I believe. If I'm wrong, correct me, please! I live and die based upon correction.

[DMKA]

What's foolish? Going your whole life without drinking? I agree!

Alcohol doesn't really solve anything. It just makes you care about other things for a little while. Like that bastard at the other end of the bar that keeps looking at you. That's right, go kick his ass.
You fail more than the guy who's ass you kicked.

[Peegee]

Addiction is bad, mmkay.

[ZeZipster]

Simpsons References: 1
South Park References: 2

[bipper]

Alcohol is a very American answer:
Its a way to piss money away and make a problem seemingly subsied. Really it makes you numb to the problems, and creates an addiction which inflates spending. Teh problem then becomes tolerant and needs more and more eventually the problem begins to affect others. The others care deeply, and create groups for the sole purpose of curing the alcoholic's problems. It never works, as alcoholism is the easy ticket out. And eventually the alcoholic will subside to it again. Its metephorical irony!

Bipper :D

[Sasquatch]

Do they make 200 proof? I thought the only thing they marketed was like 197.

im pretty sure they cant make anything 200 proof, cause that would be something like rubbing alcohol.and i think the highest proof you can have is moonshine (190 proof), in which they dont sell it in stores cause if made wrong then you could go blind (among other problems). so the only way you can have moonshine is if it is home made.

back the the questions......... alcohol is the solution to every problem, except alcoholism

Moonshine is a general term for homemade booze. There's good moonshine and bad moonshine, strong moonshine and weak moonshine. I don't think it's possible to make 100% alcohol without being denatured, which is pretty expensive to do, definitely too expensive for moonshine, and is usually reserved for chemistry research and such. Everclear is 190 Proof, as FOA mentioned, but I think it also comes in 151. It's illegal in a lot of states, though, because of the strength, and isn't really used for much except mixing with stuff. A straight shot of Everclear won't kill you, but you'll wish it did. Taking shots of Everclear requires you to be either very stupid, or...well, no, that's about it, just very stupid.

[fire_of_avalon]

I did six shots over the course of one night, once. Two were mixes and four were straight. I'm not dumb ;_;

EDIT: Thinking about it, the fact that I didn't pass out and still never had a hangover leads me to believe it was probably not 190 proof. xD I never saw the bottle sober, so I didn't see the label.

[Dr Unne]

Alcohol will appear to be the answer to all of your problems if your main problem is being a moron.

[SomethingBig]

Alcohol will appear to be the answer to all of your problems if your main problem is being a moron.
<3

[Dignified Pauper]

isn't that why alcohol was invented?

[Itsunari 2000]

you know my views on alcohol.