what characters whoundn't say

[loza]

i know, i know i did this with FF9 copying off of the FF10 1 but any ideas?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b45/loza12/Squallchibi.gif: i like ponys!!!!!

[Skyblade]

I think this one is more unlikely...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b45/loza12/Squallchibi.gif: Group hug!!!!!

[Mitch]

Zell's Mum: when i grow up i want to be a principal or a catterpillar

[Rinoa_Heartillly]

Ivrine: I never liked women. The truth is, I'm gay.

Squall: Let's have a party and bring all our friends and then after that we can braid eachother's hair! :D

Zell: I'm going on a diet.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Quistis : I don't love Maxx Power more than anyone else in the world.

[Banishing Blade]

Main characters: We are Propagators!

P.S. Hi to Future Esthar

[Snow Lionheart]

Here are some sentences I can't imagine the characters in the game saying...

Cid: Yo man! S'up? I mean, like, duh! I like, said, like, s'up?!

T-Rexaur: Meow? :tongue:

Squall: Rinoa-baby, come over here, bring some friends and we'll have some fun .... *wink wink*

Seifer: Zell, you meany!

Quistis: I love cottoncandy!!! OooooooOOOOooohhhh.... Butterfly....

Fujin: *extremely high pitched voice* Quistis!!!!! Nooooo!!!!! Don't hurt that pretty butterfly!!!!

Raijin: A little bit of sulphuric acid and a little bit of Lithium chloride... *big-bad-a-boom!*

[G SpOtZ]

PuPu: GIVE ME A MOTHER F***ING ELIXER GOD D*M*IT!

Laguna: That's definitely an isotope.

Kiros: OH MY GOD I LOOK LIKE THE BLACK EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS!

Ward: does this esthar uniform thing make me look fat?

Siefer (in response): nooo, u look pretty!

[Rinoa_Heartillly]

Laguna: Squall...you remember that night with Julia? Well....Rinoa is you're sister.
Squall: DUDE!?!?!?!

Quitis: Don't cha wish you girl friend was a freak like me? *swirls whip around*

Rinoa: I want to join the Army!

Selphie: Pretty Cute Girl MAKE UP!!!

[Gilgamesh of Legends]

Rinoa: In reality in not a witch, or a woman, im just a guy that had an industial accident and have a thing for lone men.

[Fonzie]

Ultimaessss(can't spell): Give me rinoa or i'll stab your ass!!

Squall: rinao give me back my damn ring back!!

rinoa:*laughs*snickers*
Zell: whats so funny
Rinoa: i just farted pfffh lolz
Squall: major turn downer

[Slade]

Squall to the others: *tears build in his eyes* :cry: *sniff* "I love you guys" *sniff* :cry:

[boys from the dwarf]

laguna: i actually remembered to bring a map this time.
kiros and ward in response.: wha. fu.hel .wargh*has heart attacks*?!?!
sqall: i love everyone !
irvine: in not a perv.

[The legendary Shadow]

Squall:I hate Gunblades!!!But I love Whips :D

[Kamrusepas]

Seifer: Oh I love you Rinoa :love:

(anyone catch my drift...? :D)

(......)

[DarknessFromAbove]

Squall: Uh, Rinoa? I've met some one else.
Rinoa:WTF!
Squall: Yeah, I've fallen in love with DarknessFromAbove, and I'm leaving you for her . . .
Rinoa:Mother F#@$er!
(yeah, I wish :D )

[ezzarian]

Rinoa: Squall, I'm pregnant......
Squall: :eek: I'm a daddy???
Rinoa: No......it's Zell's......
(This HURTS!)

[TurkSlayer]

Rinoa: Squall, I'm pregnant......
Squall: :eek: I'm a daddy???
Rinoa: No......it's Zell's......
(This HURTS!)

Actually...

Squall: Rinoa, I'm pregnant.
Rinoa: *Gasp* I'm a... wait... wtf?
Squall: It's not yours, Rinoa. Its Seifers.
Rinoa: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Oh wait, I was suppose to write what they wouldn't say?

[boys from the dwarf]

Rinoa: Squall, I'm pregnant......
Squall: :eek: I'm a daddy???
Rinoa: No......it's Zell's......
(This HURTS!)

Actually...

Squall: Rinoa, I'm pregnant.
Rinoa: *Gasp* I'm a... wait... wtf?
Squall: It's not yours, Rinoa. Its Seifers.
Rinoa: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Oh wait, I was suppose to write what they wouldn't say?
despite how funny that was, i hate you.

[ezzarian]

Just kidding man!

[Xaven]

Main characters: We are Propagators!

P.S. Hi to Future Esthar

[boys from the dwarf]

Just kidding man!
i was on about turk slayer but still both of them were hilarious!

[CaladBolgLionHeart]

Griever: AW, theres a thorn in my paw!

OR

Cerberus: YEAH, SHIVA! WHO'S YO DADDY! (Ifrit walks in)
Ifrit: Shiva? How could u do this to me? Cerberus, u bastard!

[G SpOtZ]

Doomtrain: i'm taking a shower.

Shiva: i'm taking a hot shower.

Ifrit: i'm taking a cold shower.

Omega Weapon: OUCHIE! I BROKE A NAIL... AGAIN!~

Squall: O_O my gun has a blade?!

Siefer: O.o My blade has a gun?!

Rinoa: *looks down* O_O.... I HAVE A ---?!?!?!

[Gilgamesh of Legends]

Seifer: Wait, you mean this scar is a tatoo?
Rinoa: IM pregnant!
Squall: IM a FATHER?!
Rinoa: no no, remember that night a had a few too many elixirs and gilgamesh appeared... :whoa:

[Pouring Rain]

Hmm...

Seifer: Hey Rinoa... I know how you like me and all....
Rinoa: Yeah....
Seifer: Well you can't have me!
Rinoa: *cries* Why not?
Seifer: Cause I'm married to Squall.
Rinoa: WTF! I WILL KILL YOU!!

[Sora'sCousinTwiceRemoved]

Marlene: Daddy?
Berret: yes pumpkin?
Marlene: If your black, why am I white?

FF7

[G SpOtZ]

Marlene: Daddy?
Berret: yes pumpkin?
Marlene: If your black, why am I white?

FF7
ehh -_-;;

[boys from the dwarf]

Marlene: Daddy?
Berret: yes pumpkin?
Marlene: If your black, why am I white?

FF7
tis the FF8 forum ye be in.

[Sora'sCousinTwiceRemoved]

I lassie.

[G SpOtZ]

u mean "aye"?

[Sora'sCousinTwiceRemoved]

I!!!

[Painless]

This is confusing but anyways..

Squall: I love everybody!

Zell: I hate hotdogs!!!

Seifer: Squall, lets be friends.

Riona: Lets blow up a train.

Selphie: Squall, will you mary me?
Squall: Sure, why not?

Odin: Squall your pathetic! *Uses Zantesuken on Squall*

[ezzarian]

Carbunkle: Give......me......BLOOD!

[ultimate snake]

ultimecia: no squall i am your mother.
squall: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

selphie: hey irvine wanna date.
irvine: no way im gay.

laguna: julia will you marry me?
julia: gross (slaps laguna).

quistis: I am sorceress ultimicia die you fools.
rinoa: ha ha very funny quistis.

[muzzer]

Squall: i love you Seifer

[G SpOtZ]

Fujin: dude, that's an isotope.

[Kamiko]

Seifer; Oh yes Squall harder.
Oh YES
YES YES YES YES.
---------
Well, you just never know. :fpenerg:

[G SpOtZ]

Siefer: anybody seen my tampons?

[Kamiko]

Rinoa: ANGELO!! Give me back my vibrator!!

[TurkSlayer]

Rinoa: Squall, I'm pregnant......
Squall: :eek: I'm a daddy???
Rinoa: No......it's Zell's......
(This HURTS!)

Actually...

Squall: Rinoa, I'm pregnant.
Rinoa: *Gasp* I'm a... wait... wtf?
Squall: It's not yours, Rinoa. Its Seifers.
Rinoa: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Oh wait, I was suppose to write what they wouldn't say?
despite how funny that was, i hate you.

Join the club, they've got jackets.

[Painless]

Seifer: I'm not gay.

[ezzarian]

Seifer: Look! I'm wearin' panties!

[boys from the dwarf]

lassie??? grrrr!!!

[The legendary Shadow]

Angelo:Kupo!

[x_Hopeless_Deviate_x]

Angelo:Kupo!

That's so cute I love it!
:love:

[Rengori]

Zell: Screw hot dogs, corn dogs are where it's at.

[Feffe]

Squall: and then trogdor smoked the seifer. and all was laid to burnination!
seifer: and then trogdor smoked the squall. and all was laid to burnination!
Zell: and then trogdor smoked the seifer. and all was laid to burnination!
Pikachu: and then trogdor smoked the seifer. and all was laid to burnination!

[Big D]

Squall: "Don't worry about my feelings. I'll be OK. All that matters is doing what's right for you guys, and right for the world."


***

Quistis: "Squall, I'm going to be blunt and frank with you, just like I should have done ages ago. Rinoa isn't right for you - she's clingly and possessive and she's trying to change you into her ideal man. I, on the other hand, actually like you for who you are. We're far more compatible, and I understand you better than anyone. You really will be making a big mistake if you stay with her, since there's no way it'll work out in the long term. Think about it, but please think quickly - I'm not gonna wait forever, especially since you haven't exactly been nice to me so far."


***

Seifer: "Yeah, I'm totally secure with about my masculinity. This whole 'badass' persona isn't fake, and this enormously phallic weapon isn't compensating for anything. I keep failing the SeeD exam and failing at life in general because I'm independent and rebellious, that's all."

[Markus. D]

Squall: Im a master socialist
Quistis: /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gifake Mushrooms
Zell: /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gifake Mushrooms
Selphie: /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gifake Mushrooms

(obviously im not funny)

[DJZen]

Squall: Rinoa, I really care about you. Not in some sort of contrived, childish, needy sort of way, I just like and respect you for who you are. You've been really good to me in the short time we've known each other and I'd really like to get to know you better. Not to put any pressure on you or anything, but I think we could have a pretty good relationship together. We've got the same goals, we have the same core values, and when we have an argument, we work WITH each other at resolving it. Granted, there's no reason for us to run out and get married yet, I just think we should at least think about taking our relationship one step further.

Rinoa: I'm really flattered, Squall, but the fact is I'm just not ready for a relationship yet. Don't get me wrong, you've got a lot of really good points there, and I think of all the people I know right now, you're probably the only one I'd even consider having a relationship of that sort with. You're open, you're mature, you actually pay attention to what I say and you can even reply with something besides "huh?" or "whatever..." I find all that very attractive in you, but I just don't feel ready to commit to something like that, or even think about it. We're both still young and there's so much I want to do that doesn't involve a relationship. I'm not saying it wouldn't work, it's just not something I feel prepared for right now.

Squall: That's okay, don't worry about it. See, this is what I like about you, you don't just feed me lines, you tell it just how it is. Rinoa, if you're not ready, then that's fine. We can keep our friendship just the way it is and think about all this relationship stuff later.

Rinoa: Thanks for being so understanding, Squall.

Squall: Don't worry about it, it's really no big deal. I think we're both mature enough to handle this whatever shape it finally takes.

[Big D]

DJZen = <3

It'd have been so good to see the characters break out of their moulds and actually respond to their relationships in that kind of way, rather than the often-superficial reactions we saw from them.

[Rengori]

Edea: I love you guys!

[G SpOtZ]

Rinoa: GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF THERE!

Irvine: GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF THERE!

Squall: GET YOUR FING----ooh.... never mind...

Siefer: teehee

Ultimecia: What? Time Compression? WTF is that?

Griever: Meow

Squall: @$#@!!!! I'M PLAYING FF7 RIGHT NOW AND MY HEAD REALLY ITCHES BECAUSE THE SCAR FORMED A SCAB AND IT JUST REALLY REALLY ITCHES BUT I CAN'T PAUSE RIGHT HERE BECAUSE IT'S AT A REALLY IMPORTANT PART AND I'M SOOO INTO IT SO I CAN'T LET GO OF THE CONTROLLER BECAUSE IT'S AN INTENSE FIGHT BUT OMG IT ITCHES SO BAD!

Fujin: Tengo dos huevos grandes.

Zell: Damn Japanese. Always winnin those hot dog eating contests....

Selphie: *looks at Quistis* (hmm...her kinky-ness just made me get an idea that involves myself and my nunchakus)

Diablos: *wakes up from use of magical lamp* ugh... 5 more minutes......*goes back to sleep*

Ifrit: Shiva's a hottie.

Norg: I think I'm homosexual for Headmaster Cid...

Squall: T_T i'm going to listen to emo music and cut myself because i miss rinoa! T~T

Fujin: SUP?

Zone: I think I like boys.

Angelo: Rinoa, I'm not your F**king SLAVE ANYMORE! YOU CANNOT LAUNCH ME AT THINGS WITH YOUR FREAKING WEAPON!

Ellone: Wow. Laguna really WAS an idiot. Geez...

Ward: Yeah.. I'd like to stick MY HARPOON in Raines--....OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!
Laguna: WTF! *takes Kiros' blade* I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN YOU COULDN'T TALK! *slits ward's throat*

Kiros: Ima fatty.

Dr. Odine: Me n My homie's are gonna go hit up the west side of Esthar. OH SH*T, HERE COMES THE 5-0!

Quistis: You know... my obsession with whipping monsters has gone too far hasn't it?.......... NAH! *whip*

Squall: (omfg... is G SpOtZ gonna make me go through this goddamn journey AGAIN?! I should just slice this kid. It's like the 329725th time i've gotten this scar on my head)