Request

[DK]

<TABLE border="4" bordercolor="red" bgcolor="blue" width="650" cellpadding="4">
<TR><TD bordercolor="blue">Please kill these tables. They suck so bad. MAKE THEM GO AWAY!</table>

[Rye]

Or at least make them a pretty colour. :( Like Perrywinkle!

[Old Manus]

It would have been fine if crash hadn't used them.

[Levian]

But these makes me feel like I'm an RPG character.

<TABLE border="4" bordercolor="white" bgcolor="blue" width="650" cellpadding="4">
<TR><TD bordercolor="blue">You need to recover the ice gem and the fire gem and the earth gem and the herpes gem to uncover a hidden door to a chamber where you'll find a hi potion.</table>

[Old Manus]

<TABLE border="4" bordercolor="white" bgcolor="blue" width="650" cellpadding="4">
<TR><TD bordercolor="blue">THE PRINCESS WAS WAITING FOR YOU</td></tr></table>

[Rye]

<div><TABLE border="4" bordercolor="pink" bgcolor="pink" width="350" cellpadding="4"><br />
<TR><TD bordercolor="pink">They're not so bad in this colour and when they're not 550 width. See? :)</table></div>

[DK]

<TABLE border="4" bordercolor="white" bgcolor="blue" width="650" cellpadding="4">
<TR><TD bordercolor="blue">They're worse in that colour, you damn Pee Wee lover. These things suck. And they're bloody all over the place in the FFVII forum. I demand you get rid of them, or the FFVII forum.</table>

<TABLE border="4" bordercolor="white" bgcolor="blue" width="650" cellpadding="4">
<TR><TD bordercolor="blue">WEHRE IS TEH BLAK MATERIA!?!?!?!111 LOLZ cloud u r quer</table>

[Hawkeye]

It would have been fine if crash hadn't used them.
I half agree with this statement, but they are still annoying

[XxSephirothxX]

I'd very much like to never see one of those again.

[Shoeberto]

What do I look like to you, some guy who's not lazy?

[Hawkeye]

On a scale of Yams to Leeza, your a Yams

[Primus Inter Pares]

<div><TABLE border="4" bordercolor="pink" bgcolor="pink" width="350" cellpadding="4"><br />
<TR><TD bordercolor="pink">They're not so bad in this colour and when they're not 550 width. See? :)</table></div>
*dies*

Ok, will someone please...

HLEP MY EYES! THEY BURN!

[Vyk]

I have to agree. They certainly catch your attention. But usually the things said withing are not really that attention grabbing. Not to say that people that use them aren't worth listening to, but just not that worth listening to. If they were used in announcements or in-thread warnings or something that'd be worth listening to.

[Doomie]

*Doesn't even know how to use the tables, anyway.*

[Vyk]

<div><TABLE border="4" bordercolor="#003366" bgcolor="#003366" width="550" cellpadding="4"><br />
<TR><TD bordercolor="#003366"><font color="#0099ff">Type out all the table code. Its quite lame. Maybe there's a shortcut I'm unaware of. But I think this is just one of the drawbacks of allowing certain html codes to exist for users to abuse.</font></TD></TR></table></div>

I have to say though. I really hate it when someone starts a thread with tables. I like to use the preview pop-up thing (hold your mouse over a thread for a few seconds to get a snippet of the first post (or the whole actual post)) and when tables are used first thing, all you see is freaking HTML code instead of a post T_T

[Doomie]

EDIT:

<TABLE border="4" bordercolor="orange" bgcolor="black" width="650" cellpadding="4">
<TR><TD bordercolor="red">They're cool if I could remember how to do them.</table>

[Shlup]

<TABLE border="4" bordercolor="red" bgcolor="blue" width="650" cellpadding="4">
<TR><TD bordercolor="blue">You guys are jerks. Get over it.</table>

[Del Murder]

I've never even seen these tables until I came across this thread.

[Vyk]

Crash used them a couple of times. That wasn't so bad. But now Kaiser Dragon is obsessed with them lol

[eestlinc]

considering how much work it takes to post those, I figure nobody will keep it up for that long.

[DK]

http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/search.php?searchid=265816

[Yamaneko]

I guess everyone needs something to distinguish themselves from the masses.

[Flamethrower]

Yeah, like my distinguishment is not making crappy posts.

:shifty:

[eestlinc]

you'd be even more distiguished if your avatar was an animated Tanooki Suit Mario.

[Flamethrower]

If you have one, hook a brother up.

But back to tables, they are fine as long as the color scheme isn't ugly.

[Old Manus]

Someone is yet to make an 'under the table' joke.

[rubah]

<table border="5px" bgcolor="#77FFAA"><tr bgcolor="grey"><td bgcolor="blue" color="red">This is not a table, I swear.</td><td color="black" bgcolor="pink">Or this.</td></tr></table>
Joke.

[edit- OH HAY I"M PUNNY]

[Old Manus]

lol

[edit: OH GOD I'M SUCKING UP TO CKS]

[Light Mage]

How do I make pretty tables?

I want to make my posts unique by copying everyone else...

[Shlup]

Quote someone's post and steal the code.

[Light Mage]

<TABLE border="3" bordercolor="white" bgcolor="blue" cellpadding="4">
<TR><TD bordercolor="blue">Light Mage: "I like this... it's cool."</td></tr></table>

[DK]

SHLUP YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER

[nik0tine]

Yes, get rid of them now or I'm leaving forever.

[Shlup]

*blows nik kisses*

If it bugs you guys that much just put them on ignore, ya big babies.

[Light Mage]

<TABLE border="3" bordercolor="white" bgcolor="blue" cellpadding="4">
<TR><TD bordercolor="blue">Light Mage: "Maybe if there was an option to 'not view HTML' when reading posts it would help for people who <s>are boring</s> don't like the tables?"</td></tr></table>

[nik0tine]

*blows nik kisses*
:love: *swoons*

[RSL]

Everyone make sure to read rubah's lastest announcment regarding these tables.

[crashNUMBERS]

Well It's not my fault!! I told them not to copy me. I just started it then come's kaiser dragon (That bastard) and Light mage... (That baestad)

[RSL]

You are quite the trendsetter, crash.

[MecaKane]

That still doesn't excuse you from sucking for using tables in the first place.

[Vyk]

Light Mage only just started because of this thread. So blame the thread creator. Otherwise LM would have never known ;P

[DK]

Don't blame me! I was trying to fight against the evil! It's not my fault peoples posts are so boring they feel the need to spice it up somehow. :cool:


Note to Light Mage: I actually like your posts. I was just responding to your comment. <3

[Vyk]

I actually like LM's myself. He's going for that old-school RPG look. Plus he's not using a set width ^_^
Hoorah

[Resha]

I don't know how to make those! >=00 SOMEONE TEACH ME. Please? :(

[eestlinc]

no

[Shlup]

I don't know how to make those! >=00 SOMEONE TEACH ME. Please? :(
I said how to like seven posts ago or something. You're fired!

[edczxcvbnm]

<TABLE border="4" bordercolor="violet" bgcolor="yellow" width="650" cellpadding="4">
<TR><TD bordercolor="orange"><font color="purple">This is retardedly awesome</font></table>

[crono_logical]

Maybe it's time to remove HTML privileges :D

[DK]

I <3 you, Munty. :love:

[Endless]

<table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td width="30" rowspan="3" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/left.jpg">&nbsp;</td><td height="45" colspan="2" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/top.jpg">&nbsp;</td><td width="30" rowspan="3" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/right.jpg">&nbsp;</td></tr><tr><td width="679" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/center.jpg"><font color=black><b>Yeah, people could start abusing the hell out of tables. I mean really, tch.
That said, if I kept only the picture of Pokiehl (and resize it to make it use less bytes) and removed the background and side/top/bottom images, would it fit in the rules (with no other sig, mind you)?
Also, for the record, this doesn't use bgcolor. ;)</b></font></td><td width="259" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/center.jpg"><img src="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/pokiehl.jpg" width="248" height="333"></td></tr><tr><td height="35" colspan="2" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/bottom.jpg">&nbsp;</td></tr></table>

[Yamaneko]

AcmlmBoard!

[eestlinc]

we should ban ed for ever mentioning this crap.

[Psychotic]

we should ban admin ed for ever mentioning this crap. :thumb:

[crashNUMBERS]

<table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td width="30" rowspan="3" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/left.jpg">&nbsp;</td><td height="45" colspan="2" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/top.jpg">&nbsp;</td><td width="30" rowspan="3" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/right.jpg">&nbsp;</td></tr><tr><td width="679" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/center.jpg"><font color=black><b>Yeah, people could start abusing the hell out of tables. I mean really, tch.
That said, if I kept only the picture of Pokiehl (and resize it to make it use less bytes) and removed the background and side/top/bottom images, would it fit in the rules (with no other sig, mind you)?
Also, for the record, this doesn't use bgcolor. ;)</b></font></td><td width="259" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/center.jpg"><img src="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/pokiehl.jpg" width="248" height="333"></td></tr><tr><td height="35" colspan="2" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/bottom.jpg">&nbsp;</td></tr></table>
<table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td width="30" rowspan="3" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/left.jpg">&nbsp;</td><td height="45" colspan="2" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/top.jpg">&nbsp;</td><td width="30" rowspan="3" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/right.jpg">&nbsp;</td></tr><tr><td width="679" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/center.jpg"><font color=black><b>Sweet!!</b></font></td><td width="259" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/center.jpg"><img src="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/pokiehl.jpg" width="248" height="333"></td></tr><tr><td height="35" colspan="2" background="http://lopez.famille.free.fr/pokiehl/bottom.jpg">&nbsp;</td></tr></table>

[Endless]

Sweet mother of furniture, what have I done?

[eestlinc]

you are escalating our desire to remove html

[crashNUMBERS]

KK I'll stop...

[MecaKane]

Would making < table (without the space) a swear filtered word be the same?
I don't see many people doing comparisons of things that are smaller than tables and if they do they can just put a space huzzah!

edit: whoops ahaha

[edczxcvbnm]

we should ban admin ed for ever mentioning this crap. :thumb:


Me...an Admin? One can only imagine the greatness* that would ensue :love:

*greatness is a relative term and does not necessarily mean good or evil as those are also realtive terms to the person beholden to them...or something.

[rubah]

stuff
Unfortunately it's not perfectly clear and transparent xP

[edczxcvbnm]

I have quite the awesome queefstion. If I am ranting and have a lot of posts could I use multiple tables. As long as each table is with in the restrictions then wouldn't it be fine and dandy?

[Del Murder]

As long as the tables occur in real time.

[edczxcvbnm]

Sweet :PIMP:

XD :love:

[Cruise Control]

No, no, its :ezpimp:

[crashNUMBERS]

No no it just doesn't work here as it's banned...