Cid's Knights are like...

[Clouded Sky]

Sin. And we could use the eternal calm. But seriously, they're gone power hungry I tell ye! POWER HUNGRY. Generally speaking. That's why this is general chat. Anyways, if you were a CK, would you do anything cooky? Would you have your own special rules? Would you be stereotyped eternally on the board?

Me? I wouldn't be a CK, but if I would, I'd be known as the lax CK who didn't do a whole lot. And then I'd be kicked off the CKs. And then everyone would be like "It's CS, he's lazy."

You?

[rubah]

I make it a point to abuse power once a day.

[Xaven]

I make it a point to abuse power once a day.

[Clouded Sky]

Hmmm, I suppose this doesn't apply to you as much because you already are a CK. So I guess I good question to ask you would be "how do you want to be remembered as a CK?"

[DMKA]

Esta son las mananitas.

[Del Murder]

'He was good, but he's no Yams.'

[Shlup]

Having power to abuse is a beautiful thing. I miss it.

[Shoeberto]

This thread is already in the process of being unborn.

[Raistlin]

Having power to abuse is a beautiful thing. I miss it.
Do you miss the other things involved in being a Staffer, such as putting up with me? :D

[Clouded Sky]

AHHH! Don't derail the thread! BACK ON TRACK! BACK ON TRACK!

[Shlup]

Having power to abuse is a beautiful thing. I miss it.
Do you miss the other things involved in being a Staffer, such as putting up with me? :D

I miss abusing my power all over your face, if that counts.

[frunk]

Pfah.
Getting a thread closed, reposting it to get it closed again, then making a post bitching about those with the power to close them.
Define Classy.

[Clouded Sky]

Ahh frunk, you sadden me. I didn't post in the first one, and that's why I started another one. And this has nothing to do with it. But maybe if you were a CK I'd remember you as a cranky one. :p

[frunk]

You would shudder at the sound of my name >:D

[Madonna]

I'd use this every time I closed a thread:
http://www.akusui.net/_lynxius/eoff_closingthread.jpg

[-N-]

I would unilaterally ban anyone I felt like for as long as I found funny, post in old closed threads, unban Baloki, never justify any of my decisions, spam and flame, and have three-ways with foa and rubah anytime I freaking want.

On day two, if I was still on staff, I'd ban myself out of protest.

I told Necro never to ceekay me ever, for these reasons.

[eestlinc]

I'd go on crazy spam rampages in the staff forum.

[Mitch]

I'd make myself Creator/CEO

[Miriel]

I'd ban anyone who uses "zomg" in their posts. Kinda like what Tony tried to do with pineapples only I'd actually enforce the bans.





Pineapples. :love:

[Mitch]

I'd make Leeza finally fall in love with me...

[Old Manus]

CKs win over all with the power of LOVE

[Teek]

I used to love abusing my power.

I pissed Pureghetto off pretty badly on his first day. Ask him. :D

[Maxico]

I would travel back in time and unintentionally erase myself from history.

[boris no no]

i would tell everyone to make pies
change the colour sceme so everyone had to use the pink one
and then i'll unban baloki and give him a big gun :cool:

[Primus Inter Pares]

Ban Kishi

[Rye]

I'd make Tilde Day where everyone is required to use tildes and I could be Princess Tilde Ryechuuuu~

Oh, and I'd unban Kathryn, her sister(s), ff babe, kirk 81, Peter, Justin Credible and Baloki. :)

[DK]

I'd ban anyone who uses "zomg" in their posts.

<3


I demand Miriel be put on Staff. If I was a CK it just wouldn't work. :cool:

[theundeadhero]

Look at the porn in the garbage forum.

Make a new thread, double post in it, close it, then post in it again. Then delete it. Wait, I can already do that in the staff forums. What am I waiting for? <i>*whooosh!</i>

[Peegee]

I used to love abusing my power.

I pissed Pureghetto off pretty badly on his first day. Ask him. :D

That wasn't my first day -- it was my first day back :D

[frunk]

I would ban everyone who talked like "y r u so gay lol stfu bitch" from every forum ECXEPT EoTW.
Just because I really hate political crap.
Seriosly. I really hate politics.

[Yamaneko]

Once you have the power for a while you really don't feel like abusing it, and in my case using it at all.

[Leeza]

I'd make Leeza finally fall in love with me...
I think it might take a LOT more than just being a CK. http://www.leezas.com/pinkelephant.gif

I agree with Yams. After a while you don't feel like abusing your power. Although, unlike Yams, I still do use it. :)

[Crop]

Well I have a plan to become an admin over the years then overthrow the leader in an epic battle and then ban everyone. It wont fail. muahahahaha!

[RSL]

Good luck crop!

[Jojee]

I'm rooting for you, crop!!

[crashNUMBERS]

The shinra?? Yeah I know...

[Ryth]

Make everyone have a Wasim Akram sig or they'd all be banned. Unban Baloki. Make everyone's name end in a "."

[crashNUMBERS]

Mine already does...

2 actually...

[Ryth]

Well then you'd only have 1 !!!!

[crashNUMBERS]

Meh

[Levian]

I'd ban everyone that claims you can't revive Aeris.

Twice. :cool:

[crashNUMBERS]

Guess we're all going to hell...

[Levian]

Hey no rule without an exception. I'd make you an administratar, Crash.

[crashNUMBERS]

Again??

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I'd ban everyone that claims you can't revive Aeris.



YOU CAN'T REVIVE AERIS???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

But....I thought you could....*sobs heart out* Why phoenix down? Why will you not work???

[eestlinc]

I don't get it. Why do you need to revive Aeris???

[Yamaneko]

Threesome.

[crashNUMBERS]

You're lonely...

[Levian]

Yams knows the score.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Because Aeris>All


Threesome.
Of course. Me, Sailor Moon, and Aeris. The best dream of my life...

[Sasquatch]

I'd ban anybody that has sexual fantasies about cartoon and/or video game characters.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I'd ban anybody that has sexual fantasies about cartoon and/or video game characters.
:cry:

[Karl]

ban everyone that uses pwn

[rubah]

pwn everyone that uses ban
Correct'd.

[Karl]

ill get right on to bannin myself as soon as i rise to power.... screw it that wont happen

[Clouded Sky]

how about aerith and rikku, eh?

uh, they'd make good mods, or something like that... ramble, ramble

[Mitch]

I'd make Leeza finally fall in love with me...
I think it might take a LOT more than just being a CK. http://www.leezas.com/pinkelephant.gif

I agree with Yams. After a while you don't feel like abusing your power. Although, unlike Yams, I still do use it. :)


*cries like a baby*

[theundeadhero]

I'd ban anybody that has sexual fantasies about cartoon and/or video game characters.Even thelittlemermaid?

[Psychotic]

I'd be tougher than Leeza. And I bet I'd rack up more kills, too.

(Hey, if I can't spam, neither can anyone else!)

[Old Manus]

CID'S KNIGHTS - EXPLAINED


MANUSPHEUS: Cid's Knights. Sentient programs. They can move in and out of any thread still hard-wired to their system. That means that anyone who hasn't spammed is potentially a Knight. Inside EoFF, they are everyone, and they are no one. We have survived by hiding from them...and by running from them. But they are the gatekeepers. They are guarding all the threads, they are holding all the 'closed' buttons. Which means that sooner or later, someone is going to have to fight them.

NEWBIEO: Someone?

MANUSPHEUS: I won't lie to you, Newbieo. Every single man or woman who has stood their ground, everyone who has fought a Knight has died. But where they have failed, you will suceed.

NEWBIEO: Why?

MANUSPHEUS: I've seen a Cid's Knight punch through a concrete wall, members have emptied entire clips at them, and hit nothing but air. Yet their strength and their speed are still based on a world that is built on rules. Because of that, they will never be as strong, or as fast, as you can be.

NEWBIEO: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bannings?

MANUSPHEUS: No, Newbieo. I'm trying to tell you, that when you're ready, you won't have to.

[Sasquatch]

That's bad.



I'd ban anybody that has sexual fantasies about cartoon and/or video game characters.Even thelittlemermaid?

Good point.

Any cartoon character except the Little Mermaid. Well, and Daphne and Thelma from Scooby Doo, because Daphne's a slut, and we all know Thelma is a lesbian. I mean, c'mon, really. And maybe -- MAYBE -- any of the Thundercats. Except the two cubs.