1001 ways to know if you play too much Final Fantasy [Archive] - Page 2

Legends

11-02-2005, 05:03 AM

677: When you try to take materia from off of ebay and put it in ur arm like AC and start to get mad when it wont dematerialize into ur arm and start to glow.
678: When u take marbles to do the same as above
679: When you go around calling ppl chicken-wuss's cause you thought it was the funniest thing ever and claimed it was ur own insult
680: When you go to the bank and ask if they can exchange your money for gil
681: When you think that the next greatest thing that could be created is a Final Fantasy Amusement Park thats as big as Disney Land
682: When you design posters for this smusement park
683: when you design the tickets for this park
684: When u design a program pamhlet for this amusement park
685: When u start designing a costume that you could wear to this amusment park
686: When you wonder if this amusement park would have a gaming area to play other ff gamers
687: when you dont care if this amusment park had rides at all as long as you could dress up as one of your favorite characters and show ur skills off to other players at a gaming tent
688: when you cant figure out which costume you'd wear to this place so u just go everyday till youve worn every character u like
689:and then characters you dont like
690: When you've ACTUALLY made up an amusment park idea theme for one of your computer classes
691: when all those thoughts actually runs through ur head
692: when you actually make up playing cards ( ie the king, queen jack and back design) in art class as Squall, Rinoa, Zell, and the the back card with a chocobo and moomba.
693: when u got 97% for the art project cause u actually did it (made me proud)
694: when your teachers tell you that u are not aloud to do anything more on ff topics as there sick of readin about it
695: when your art teacher says that you cant draw anymore ff characters or related characters because uve managed to manipulate every project to include ff in it
696: When you have a lil ff shine in ur closet and worship it on a daily basis
697: When you can get ppl to follow this worship
698: when u can get ppl who dont know a thing about ff to worship it
699: when your whole house is dedicated to ff memoriablia and every piece of funiture is someting realted to ff
700: when you've written as many as i have just now without having any problem doing so!

ViVincent

11-02-2005, 05:15 AM

701. You whistle the battle victory theme after finshing any meaningless task.

Neco Arc

11-02-2005, 07:34 AM

702: or the chocobo success song in ff7

Legends

11-02-2005, 04:43 PM

703: You miss your best friends wedding cause you just played and beat all ff games in six days without sleeping and needed a day to rest
704: ...you beat the games twice
705: you were the best man ( or maid of honor )
706: you were also incharge of the rings
707: when you realize your best friend missed your wedding because he beat all the games twice in six days u wish....man i wish i woulda thought of that, thats freaking awesome!!!
708: you then spend five days of your honeymoon trying to beat your bestfriends record
709: your spouse proceeds to leave you but you continue to play anyways cause your about to finish FFX
710: OR you ( the spouse ) try to beat that record and try and do it in four days and never got upset at your spouse for playing ff instead of going to the beach in Barbados which you are in.
711: Your honeymoney was a ff convention in which you both got to dress up.
712: Your dressing up to the convention was actually what your wore on your wedding day
713: Your whole wedding was based on ff
714: you manage to convince your parents to dress up as ff characters
715: Its actually mandatory for everbody to dress up as ff at your wedding
716: The exchanging of rings is the rings in FFXIII
717: When walking down the isle after your married the victory theme song is played.
718: Your carage is an ostrich painted yellow
719: You dont ask for gifts only gil
720: Your actually dream to have a wedding like this
721: Your ACTUALLY planning a wedding like this

Nick Schovitz

11-02-2005, 05:49 PM

722.If you have posted these many reasons at one time like Legends
723.If you're a moderator at this site
724.If you're the administrator here
725.If you're a member at Eyes on FF so that's everyone here who has joined.

Shiny

11-03-2005, 01:22 AM

726. When you actually think you can make it to 1001 reasons.

DarkLadyNyara

11-03-2005, 01:48 AM

726. When you actually think you can make it to 1001 reasons.
We're 3/4 of the way there. :D

Fire_Emblem776

11-03-2005, 04:57 AM

727) when you sleep with a moogle at night:love:

Tasura

11-03-2005, 07:10 AM

728. When your me and have posted close to or over 100 reasons.
729. When you read all the reasons twice.
730. When you can imagine yourself doing most of them
731. When youve done most of them.
732. If your planning on doing the ones you havent done.
733. When your doing this instead fo sleeping...again
734. When you constantly whistle or hum songs from FF1
735. When you can mimmick a FF creature almost perfectly
736. When you know that an Emu looks mroe like a chocobo then an ostrich
737. When youd rather have an airship as your wedding carriage.
738. When you go to your wedding dressed as Squall
739. When you make a real gunblade.
740. When you get arrested for carrying that real gunblade around.
741. When you try to offer the police gil to let you out of jail.
742. When you look for the reset button when your bribe doesnt work
743. When you look for the power button when you cant find the restet button.

Legends

11-03-2005, 04:27 PM

744: When your wedding dress is the same one as in FFX that Yuna wears
745: When your parents can go through the games from start to finish in their heads because you talk about it so much.
746: When you consider nightmares anything that doesnt have to do with FF.
747: When you can receit all the characters in order of appearence from the first to last game
748: When you can receit the characters names in alphabetical order
749: Including characters that are in item shops. weapon shops ect.
750: You have had a FF theme birthday party where everyone was required to dress up and make there own weapons for there costume.
751: You've done this every single year
752: And you MAKE your own costumes each year.
753: At the end of every FF game you start to cry
754: Even when you've already played the game 5 times
755: At the end of AC you cryed and gave a round of applause
756: You where watching the movie alone when you did that
757: You then proceed to ask your FF stuffed toys and action figures which part of the movie they liked best.
758: You talk to your FF stuffed toys and action figures
759: You even have FF stuffed toys and action figures
760: Each of these toys has a special glass case to put them in to keep them safe
761: You get ticked when anyone try's to play with them.:mad2:
762: You buy special cleaner to clean them
763: When the toys only costed $5-6 dollars on e-bay
764: Your now inspired to go out and but as many FF stuffed toys and action figures beacuse you failed to realize that you could buy more on e-bay with mommy and daddy's credit card!:D

childroland

11-03-2005, 09:41 PM

silentenigma

11-04-2005, 01:56 AM

768: when you make a buster sword keychain in industrial materials (woodworking)class at school
769: when you plan a way to convince your parents that final fantasy makes videogames a good thing
770: when suggest playing "The Landing" in the school concert to your band teacher
771: when you sort every character into categories based on their personality

*I've done all of these things

Neco Arc

11-04-2005, 04:28 AM

772: when you actually achieved the things on this page...

Snap Jumper

11-04-2005, 08:03 AM

765:When you tuck your copy of FF7 in.
756:when you find a working gunblade.
766:when you can't walk in your yard cause of fear of a random battle
767:when you somone at a Final Fantasy convention tells you to lay off the Final Fantasy.

Small numbering error.

774: You suggest to a girl named Terra to dye her hair green.
775: You dressed as a black mage for Halloween.

Neco Arc

11-04-2005, 08:51 AM

776: when you actually made the correction above
777: when you actually know a girl named Terra
778: when you actually own a black mage costume

GunbladeMaster

11-04-2005, 04:39 PM

779: When you go around with a butcher knife and start saying Chefs Knife to anyone who gets to close to you...

Legends

11-04-2005, 04:46 PM

alrighty...

780: When you start to lose your hair from dieing it each day a different color to match a different FF characters hair
781: When you go on a search for the city of ancients.
782: When you go do that to hopefully find the lake that Aries was put in
783: So that when you get to that lake you can use a phoenix down to bring her back to life
784: Since you think FF characters are real human beings
785: and that you thinkt hat you too are one of those characters born to fight evil along side them
786: You go recuiting members to be part of your team
787: To be part of your team they have to have there own costumes and weapons.
788: You go around the world with your team trying to upgrade your weapons and find your "ultimate" weapons
790: You go to fight an evil power trying to over take the world
791: But fail when your mom calls you and your friends from the basement up for dinner.
792: You whine that your just about to finish off evil and save the world and she grabs you by the ear and tells you to clean up and go sit down.
793: Your still living with your mom because you can't get a job because all you do is play ff games.
794: And your 25 years old
795: ...or 40
796: When you believe that you are an ancient
797: when you believe that you and tifa (or rinoa, garnet, yuna, terra, so on) are destened to be together
798: When you believe thatyou and cloud (or squall, zidane, tidus, sabin, so on) are destened to be together
799: When you see a meteor shower and believe that a meteor is about to come crashinf down on midgar.
800: When you believed that midgar exists
801: When you see the northern lights and believe that it is lifestream
802: When you have managed to post as many as Bardok or me on this one particular forum because your hoping to get to 1001 reasons
803: If you are secretly ploting a way so that you can be the person who posts the 1001 reason;)

ahh i need a life

GunbladeMaster

11-04-2005, 04:55 PM

alrighty...
803: If you are secretly ploting a way so that you can be the person who posts the 1001 reason;)

:shifty: i dont know what ur taling about :shifty:

Neco Arc

11-05-2005, 09:01 AM

804: when you hand is permanently glued to your PS2 controller

GunbladeMaster

11-05-2005, 11:03 AM

thewadn hooowdjk weeeeeeeeeee tippppe on EoooooFiF.coomn????????`=
;)

Neco Arc

11-05-2005, 11:11 AM

805: when you comprehend the above words...

ljkkjlcm9

11-05-2005, 04:38 PM

806: When you have FF 1 through 8 on your laptop

THE JACKEL

Necron

11-05-2005, 04:42 PM

When you go on a Final Fantasy Forum and think of a topic called
'1001 ways to know if you play too much Final Fantasy'

Nick Schovitz

11-05-2005, 06:18 PM

808.When you and your friends attempt to play blitzball and drown in the process
809.If your favorite FF character is Machen or another person that gives the history about places in the game.

Tasura

11-06-2005, 09:09 AM

we skipped a number way back there, so the next psot is going to be 809....

809. When you caught the mistake when no one else did.

Necron

11-06-2005, 03:16 PM

I never realized we were meant to number these things..

Legends

11-07-2005, 12:15 AM

actually bardok urs would be 810, necrons would have been 807, and Nick went on to 808 so were at 811

i cant believe i just corrected that
811: when you actually care to make corrections about this forum..yikes
812: when you life long dream is to meet your favorite character in person
813: When you believe that you can jump into the t.v. or computer screen while playing the game to be a part of the game
814: When you actually try to do this
815: When you actually try to do this more than once and end up getting a huge bruse on ur head

Prancing Mad

11-07-2005, 03:29 PM

816: When you know all the lyrics to the opera house scene
817: When you neglect normal bodily functions 'til you finish "the next part"
818: When you start using FF characters gestures instead of your own (sephiroth:haha head down, haha hand in air and hand on chest, nod back and forth once lol)

Legends

11-07-2005, 04:19 PM

819: When you waste time in class just to post on this forum
820: When you start to get frustrated cause you cant think of anymore things to type on this thing :grumble:
821: When you begin to cry at the thought of FF games being banned, or all being desroyed:crying:

Shiny

11-07-2005, 09:59 PM

822. When you've completely lost track of all the numbers.

Necron

11-07-2005, 10:07 PM

823. To think that it's even possible to think of 1001 ways to know if you play too much Final Fantasy.

GunbladeMaster

11-07-2005, 10:18 PM

ok i got one

822 skip a few 1001!!!
lol

Shiny

11-07-2005, 10:28 PM

You mean 824...

DarkLadyNyara

11-07-2005, 11:17 PM

824. You seriously considered choreographing your dance final to The Dark Messenger.

Empu-Dragon

11-07-2005, 11:22 PM

825. when you start thinking you see moogles in your back yard hunting your garden gnombs.

XxRaikohxX

11-08-2005, 01:13 AM

...Guilty...:D

382) when you start to refer KFC as Kentucky Firaga chocobo
383) when you try the pom - pom moogle pack
384) when you try to perform Cloud's spinning sword move (victory dance) - guilty
385) when you actually perfect it...

:D haha guilty here too i coulnt resist the first time i saw that sword move
826. you make your own chocobo racing staduim
827. people acually bet in this stadium :eep:
828. you go to the drug store looking for ethers
829. when you go to a hotel and come back out 10 seconds felling fully refreshed
830. when you relate to over 50% no! 10% of these reasons
831. (5th topic on the 7th page) when u can name 30 things in just 1 post
832. when you own every single final fanasy still in the plastic cover
833. when you have your own real live party and monsters to fight http://digilander.libero.it/thebetmark/Cosplay/Final%20Fantasy.jpg
834. U CROSS DRESS FOR A PICTURE!!!! OMG I JUST NOTICED (far right)

188. If you have the exact same tattoo as Zell.
189. If you style your hair like Selphie.
190. If you name your dog Angelo.
191. If you dye your hair green like Terra. *Guilty as charged!*

i think ive proved people are crazy these days http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sixdifferentways.com
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Nick Schovitz

11-08-2005, 01:22 PM

Hey man you've triple posted, you're going to get in trouble at this site for it.
826.When you're an old man and try to tell heroic stories of yourself saving the world when you've got them akll from FF.

Necron

11-08-2005, 03:40 PM

XxRaikohxX, you might want to edit your posts and put them all in one before you get in trouble ^^

GunbladeMaster

11-08-2005, 04:58 PM

ill save you...
on second thought...

827: When you go around speaking in an annoying french accent saying "Zer iz a sorcerez in ze future zat vants to take over ze vorld!!!"

Legends

11-08-2005, 04:58 PM

827: When you torment your younger siblings that the evil characters from all the FF games are hiding under their beds waiting for them.
828: When you have a hard time conceintrating in class because your always thinking about FF
829: When you have a hard time conceintrating when with a dignificant other because your thinking about FF.
830: When you've ruined relationships because everything is always about FF
831: If you've ruined a marriage because of that.
832: If your afraid to leave a villiage or town because you'll be attacked by monsters
833: When you insist that the only way that you'll leave town is if your can do so by a chocobo.

XxRaikohxX

11-08-2005, 05:09 PM

ok fixed it looks kinda weird though.....

Shadowdeathrose

11-08-2005, 08:50 PM

[QUOTE=Legends]actually bardok urs would be 810, necrons would have been 807, and Nick went on to 808 so were at 811

i cant believe i just corrected that
811: when you actually care to make corrections about this forum..yikes
812: when you life long dream is to meet your favorite character in person

guilty ......

834: when you get to 834 reasons and you can still think of loads more

Shiny

11-08-2005, 09:17 PM

835. When you have somehow managed to get to 835 reasons.

Shadowdeathrose

11-08-2005, 09:18 PM

836: when you reply to this more than 6 times (guilty)

GunbladeMaster

11-08-2005, 09:30 PM

837: When you say i love final fantasy :eep:

Shadowdeathrose

11-08-2005, 09:32 PM

I love final fantasy!!
* ya had to say it *

GunbladeMaster

11-08-2005, 09:38 PM

and i just had to post it ;)

Shadowdeathrose

11-08-2005, 09:41 PM

lol

838 when ya name on a forums is ffking (oops) or squal rinoa ect.....

Legends

11-09-2005, 05:54 AM

man, im exhausted out of my mind...yet i come on here to check the new posts...i guess i could use that as a reason but..come on no more like
"when you reach to this number in a forum" or "post this many in a forum"
although im guilty of it so im a hypocrite but get like kewl reasons..its hard i know but were almost there, and i think a good chunk of reasons have just been, "when u reach to this number" and such...k ive said my piece ill be quite now...for a bit

and kutos to Nick to that old man comment, hah that was awesome cause i can so see ppl doing that one.

839: When you are named the number one fan of Final Fantasy
840: If you get jealous at someone being named the number one fan
841: If you challange to become the number one fan
842: When you get challenged and if you lose you go home and cry
843: Your challenge is a marathon in who can beat the games the fastest followed by a jepordy type game in who knows the most.
844: IF YOU ACTUALLY WIN SOMETHING LIKE THAT! especially if its questions on like mini characters and personal facts about them.
845: When you have all the ff songs on ur computer and listen to them to go to bed to
846: If you were inspired to listen to classical music because of FF
847: You memorize lyrics to the few songs that have words, even to the opera ans the final battle song in ff7

and yes....i love final fantasy :)

Shadowdeathrose

11-09-2005, 08:24 AM

848:when you've completed the games so many times you no where all the hiden stuff is and how to get them of by heart and complete the game at least 90% the next time you try game from begging (ffx-2)

Legends

11-09-2005, 04:44 PM

849: When you try to start a moomba farm company :moomba:
850: When your pther life long dream is to own a moomba, chocobo, or moggle.
851: When you realizer this is never possible so you dress up your pets (even a fish) as one of these.
852: When you have no pets to dress up as these so you resort to dressing up your younger siblings.
853: When you dont have any younger siblings so you try to convince your friends to dress up as them.
854: When you have absolutly nobody to drss up as them so you resort to dressing up as one of them.
:chuckle:

Shadowdeathrose

11-09-2005, 07:39 PM

854: when you put a red scarf on your black cat and call it cait sith

Nick Schovitz

11-09-2005, 08:54 PM

848.Whenever the school bell rings you see a clock floating where you are telling how much time you have left.
849Whenever you enter a building or a different part of a building, everything goes black.

Tasura

11-10-2005, 05:10 AM

umm... do you know were about 10 behind, some numbers were used twice, and some three times.

Legends

11-10-2005, 04:11 PM

whoa okay i just went back, and we got way off track with the numbering. After that guy had triple posted and then went back to fix it we got put off track again. Were actually at 867. This is also including the mistakes up above.
867: You make a series of swords that match the ones in all the FF
868: You put them in a display case and mark what part of the game its from in which game.

Shadowdeathrose

11-10-2005, 07:35 PM

869: when you become older you want to call you kids squal tidus yuna rinoa etc....

Tasura

11-10-2005, 09:33 PM

870: When your me or Legends and actually care about acurate numbering in this thread.

Shiny

11-10-2005, 09:37 PM

871. When you cringed at the near thought of Sephiroth, Kefka, Ultimecia, etc.

chocobo hunter

11-10-2005, 09:55 PM

872. When you wanted to see the play loveless and think there is a cheat to watch it.

Shadowdeathrose

11-10-2005, 10:34 PM

873: when on every forum or game ya name is final fantasy king *whitsles*

Nick Schovitz

11-11-2005, 07:51 PM

874.If you've found a way to beat any of the created monsters in the monster arena in FFX

Tasura

11-11-2005, 08:28 PM

875. You mistake your neighbours cat for a Moomba.
876. You go to the corner shop and ask if they have any Elixer.
877. You try and place a bet at the Book makers for the Besaid Aurochs to win the league.
878. Whilst in a fight you attempt to use 'Burning Rave'.
879. You attempt to perform a Sending for your recently deceased goldfish.
880. You go into a stable and ask how much it would cost to buy a Chocobo.
881. You try to book a fortnights holiday at Golden Saucer.
882. When filling in a form you state you occupation as SeeD.
883. You ask your local Keycutter to synth your penknife into a Gladius.
884. You run into a phamacy screaming "do you sell Soft!"
885. Someone dies, and you instruct the paramedics to get a phoenix down, or a White Mage
886. You try to kill a random old man mistaking him for Jecht.
887. You run outside in a thunder storm looking for cactuar stones.
888. Try using a dust covered mirror in front of a flower hoping it will transform in to a Celestial mirror.
889. On a trip to the beach you pick up a beach ball and say "Let's play some blitzball!"
890. You succed in killing the old man from 886 and wonder why the victory music isnt playing.
891. When you get arrested for 890 and try to explain to the cops that he was going to destroy the world.

Shadowdeathrose

11-11-2005, 10:16 PM

lol .......bardock your gr8 at this

892: when playing foot ball and the ball comes to you u hand ball it by hitting at a player then u hit it a the goal post then you jump into the air and try to do a cork srew and kick the ball shouting "jecht shot!" but then you fall and break you neck

Shiny

11-11-2005, 10:19 PM

893. When you own a strategy guide to life.

GunbladeMaster

11-11-2005, 10:30 PM

ooooh
where can i get one of those
!!!IDEA!!!!
ill make one of my own
mwahahahaha
ill call it
"Strategy Guide of My life"

Shadowdeathrose

11-11-2005, 10:33 PM

894:when u can't figure out how to do algerbra so you check your final fantasy walkthrough book

GunbladeMaster

11-11-2005, 10:38 PM

1 moment...

Shiny

11-12-2005, 02:36 AM

895. When you own a costumized FF controller.

Night Strife

11-12-2005, 03:03 AM

896. When you join my site.
897. When you beg/do "evil things" to Square-Enix to give you FF game early

Shiny

11-12-2005, 03:06 AM

898: When you pre-ordered every Final Fantasy you could.

Shadowdeathrose

11-12-2005, 10:19 AM

899: when 897 dont work, you try to get into steal the game by trying to summon valefore buhumut etc.......

Christmas

11-12-2005, 11:29 AM

900: You go around asking for elixirs to fix your spaceship.

Necron

11-12-2005, 01:29 PM

900 reasons gone, 101 to go.
Is this thread gonna be closed when all 1001 reasons have been thought of? :D :D

Shadowdeathrose

11-12-2005, 02:17 PM

901:you want to Run in a race so ya ask ya mum to give you a chocobo feather to make you run faster

Legends

11-13-2005, 04:44 AM

902: You would consider an art show as abtract paintings of FF characters and settings
903: You believe that if you can concentrate for long enough you can turn into an esper, g.f, ect.
904: You believe that you area clone of sephiroth, dress yourself in a black cloat and travel to the northpole for the "reunion"
905: You believe your mother is Jenova
906: A small metor hits the earth and you say "blast...i summoned one too small"
907: Your in a really boring conversation with someone so you cast death on him and walk away mumbling "crap"
908: You run up to a tiger and yell out "NANAKI I"VE FOUND YOU" and preceed to hug it.
909: You have to go to the hospital because of 908
910: You compare owns and villages in real life to ones in the games
911: You think that the kiss scene is cool in FFX, so you convince your g/f or b/f to do it with you.
912: you both are taking to the hospital for almost drowning for trying to do 911
913: Your scared to go out on sea in a boat becasuse Sin might be there
914: Your go up to a guy with really long white hair and start punching him
915: You explain to the cops that he's the reason for you losing your memory.

Monster Hunt

11-13-2005, 10:18 AM

916: When you try to teach your bird how to say kweh.

Shadowdeathrose

11-13-2005, 11:07 AM

917: you fall over and fall asleep and "dream your a moron" e.g laguna and when u wake up you somehow find yourself on a train to a place called "timber"

boys from the dwarf

11-13-2005, 08:49 PM

918:if you try to cast haste on yourself ans dress as time mage in a marathon.
919: if you dress up in red then jump off a cliff thinking your freya.
920:if you think that the meaning of life is to return everything to the zero world
921.if you hack your game of FF7 just so you can fight the cheese weapon and the chocobo weapon.
922:if you find big fat red things and cook them and then say "look. ive made you all a lovely hedgehog pie."
923:if youre being bullied and shout."fat chocobo.destroy them all with your bad smell."
924:if someone fights you ,you wait until the boss music starts playing in the background then realize life doesnt have theme music.
925: if you try to compress time using an elecronic juicer.
926:if youre in detention at school you shout "BIO" then fart realy loud.
927: if you get scared of birds just in case they use choco meteor on you.
928: if you get a red tennis ball then throw it at someone and say."mega flare.bahamut go!!!!"
929:if you ask your neighbour cid to build you an airship.
930: if you dress up as a dak knight and say/"i garland sall knock you all down" then get some four gits in costumes to terrorize the people then send you back in time by compressing time with a juicer.
931:if you go to a halloween party and think that you have seen the emporor of palamecia risen from hell
932:if you play to much final fantasy:D.
933:if you think that moscow is actually bevelle but in the past then go diggin to find ancient dungeons and look for trema.

Shadowdeathrose

11-13-2005, 08:54 PM

boys from the dwarf

11-13-2005, 09:21 PM

lol your well gd at this

934: you walk into a grave yard with a knife saying "come on all u zobies ill take u on!"
thanks! youve done some good ones too.

935:when you pick up a chefs knife and poke people with it while saying "doink!" then expect them to die.
936:when youre playing spiderman and wondering why he doesnt teleport around the city zapping people instead of swinging and beating people up.
937: when you start to breed chickens to grow them into chocobo weapons to take over the world.
938:when instead of saying thank you , you say "kupo"
939:when you blow at someone and shout aero then expect them to be hurt:
940: when you think its entirely possible to hold a sword thats 6ft and as thick as a door.
941: when you go bowling with multicoloured glass balls and expect them to cast spells to knock the pins down.
942: when you put a plug up your nose turn on the power then think youre junctioning magic.
943: when you go to a medievil comvention and walk up to the black knight then say "garland. knock them all down!"
945: when you swing a sword aound shouting"shock" and "climhazzard" and expect magical explosions to appear.
946: when you build a spaceship and fly to pluto to see if the pluto knoghts really do exist.
947: when sephiroth casts supernova on FF7 you call the police and try and put it on the news and hide just incase the sun explodes.

:) come on people! were nearly there:) !!!

Shadowdeathrose

11-13-2005, 09:28 PM

thanks! youve done some good ones too.

935:when you pick up a chefs knife and poke people with it while saying "doink!" then expect them to die.
936:when youre playing spiderman and wondering why he doesnt teleport around the city zapping people instead of swinging and beating people up.
937: when you start to breed chickens to grow them into chocobo weapons to take over the world.
938:when instead of saying thank you , you say "kupo"
939:when you blow at someone and shout aero then expect them to be hurt:
940: when you think its entirely possible to hold a sword thats 6ft and as thick as a door.
941: when you go bowling with multicoloured glass balls and expect them to cast spells to knock the pins down.
942: when you put a plug up your nose turn on the power then think youre junctioning magic.
943: when you go to a medievil comvention and walk up to the black knight then say "garland. knock them all down!"
945: when you swing a sword aound shouting"shock" and "climhazzard" and expect magical explosions to appear.
946: when you build a spaceship and fly to pluto to see if the pluto knoghts really do exist.
947: when sephiroth casts supernova on FF7 you call the police and try and put it on the news and hide just incase the sun explodes.

:) come on people! were nearly there:) !!!

ty.....

948: when you walk into a shop and say can i have the lionheart plz
949:u walk in to a trainstation and say does this train go to timber
950:u find a box of leaves and write on it ganishi greens feed to big yellow bird

Neco Arc

11-14-2005, 09:10 AM

hmm... 51 more to go...

WarriorValis

11-14-2005, 02:26 PM

951: You get all your friends to download the FMV's and Advent Children onto their computer... even if their computer isn't able to contain them all. :tongue: *guilty as charged*

Shadowdeathrose

11-14-2005, 03:56 PM

lolz....

952: you go to place with a beach and a port and say "am i in spira may be sin brought me here i wounder where yuna and the gang are!"

GunbladeMaster

11-14-2005, 04:03 PM

953: when your "mother" is an alien

Fire_Emblem776

11-14-2005, 04:23 PM

954:you write better arguments than squallofseed or masamune1600
(like thats gona happen):choc2:

GunbladeMaster

11-14-2005, 04:35 PM

955: You call yourself Squall of Masamune ;)

Legends

11-14-2005, 04:44 PM

956: When you force somebody to dl AC for you because your computer is too crappy to dl it
957: When you long toevolve into a moomba
958: When randomly meeting someone named Ariesyou run around screaming " SHES ALIVE!!!" and start crying hesterically in joy
959: You belive that "sin" refered to in the Bible is the same as Sin in FFX
960: You get scared at 957 because it says "we are all sinners" and you believe that you are Sin
961: You've beaten every single mini game in all the games and mastered to the point that you could write your own strategy book for mini games
962: You know the boks so well that you could make a strategy guide for the games
963: You have made a strategy guide for alll the games including mini games and every single secret of the game.
964: You have converted ppl to Yu Yevon teachings
965: You believe in the Yu Yevon teachings because of the Bible
966: You have made others addicted to FF
967: You've dun the above just because you talked about it so much, ppl got curious
968: You became obsessed with swords because of FF
969: You decided to becomea master swordsman
970: Your goldfish died in a tragic stabbing from your practicing to become a master swordsman.
971: Pets run away from you when you go to reach for your sword after the goldfish incident
972: You play so much that your pets could probably play the games
973: Intead of bringing you the paper and your slippers in the morning your dog brings you the games consol controller
974: When your dog brings your slippers in the morning they are FF slippers.

Shadowdeathrose

11-14-2005, 06:30 PM

975: u tell your fiend so much about the games they could complete it in there sleep even when they have never played any of the ff games before

boys from the dwarf

11-14-2005, 07:51 PM

976:when you gain psycic powerf which allow you to play FF in your sleep.

25 more to go!!!

Shadowdeathrose

11-14-2005, 08:30 PM

lol i hope this stays open after we get to 1001.

977:when you ask where the training centre is and how to get the from your seeD dormatry

boys from the dwarf

11-14-2005, 08:49 PM

Shadowdeathrose

11-14-2005, 08:54 PM

978:when you read every single way to know if you play too much FF in this forum.
also i hope that after this they turn this thread into 2002 ways to know if you play to much FF.
979:if you say what i just said in the sentence above.
22 to go were so close!!!

lol you mean if u say wat boys from the dwarf or ffking said about this tread!!

980: uve got to 980 reasons and you can still think of many more (guilty)

981: u get in a fight at school and try to use scan to see wat the oponents hp is
982:you walk into a shop with a bright blue sword and ask for a darkmatter

boys from the dwarf

11-14-2005, 09:43 PM

983: when you beat up everyone in school just so you can learn firaga without having to keep the same staff.
984: when you get a stuffed lion doll then go up to someone you hate and say "greiver! make them bleed."
985: when you think youre gonna die so you buy a crystal and threaten to destroy it if someone doesnt give you some from of immortality.
986: if you start mixing eyes on me and melodies of life on one of them DJ things.
15 to go!

Cloud Valentine

11-14-2005, 09:47 PM

987: In a fight, you take a step back and laugh at your opponent because you believe you'll only take half the damage in the back row.
988: You've attempted to do Sabin's, Tifa's and/or Zell's Kung fu moves.
989: You've actually achieved 988 and got a serious stitch performing Zell's final heaven move.

Tasura

11-14-2005, 09:50 PM

990. You forego writn an essay to come up with these things
991. You plan on getting the 1001
992. You may skip class to make 991 true
993. The class you skip is one youve been waiting for all year.
994. You listen to battle music as you post these.
995. The closer the end comes the more exited you get.
996. You whisstle theme songs when somoen enters a room.
997. You compare real people to the characters
998. The real people look like the characters
999. You force the people to look like the characters if they dont
1000. You ae crazt enough to do these things
1001. You force the person in 999 to know who your making them
1002. you force the erson to pkay the game so they know what your talking about
1003. You can talk like Barkeep
1004. You own japanese and english versions of the roms.

Whoo!

nik0tine

11-14-2005, 09:51 PM

990 - When you take trips to the moon on gigantic whale-ships.

Edit: I got beaten to it... by alot, apparently.

DarkLadyNyara

11-14-2005, 09:53 PM

YES!!! WE HIT 1001!!! WOHOO!!!

Tasura

11-14-2005, 09:56 PM

990 - When you take trips to the moon on gigantic whale-ships.

Edit: I got beaten to it... by alot, apparently.

Of course you were, your comepting against me xD

Shadowdeathrose

11-14-2005, 10:47 PM

i dont care if we hit 1001!!! carry on!!!

1005: u walk into a building the goes down in to the ground about 8 floors and you say to your self "ill kill trema i will i will i will "

WarriorValis

11-14-2005, 11:19 PM

:choc2: :thumb: Whoo! Great job! I loved reading this forum.

1006: You made all your friends read this topic from 1-1001+ and they laughed, even though they never played the majority of the games mentioned.

TheSpoonyBard

11-14-2005, 11:34 PM

1007: You read the last 1006 points to see if any are the same, and find most of them are very similar.

Legends

11-14-2005, 11:41 PM

wow...id like to say EVERYBODY WHO CONTRIBUTED TO THIS WE RULE!!!
slighty lame that we came up with that many, but KICK ASS!
Congrates to all you put a lot of effort into getting to 1001

boys from the dwarf

11-15-2005, 06:13 AM

OH YEAH!!!WE KICK ASS!!!!
lets go onto 2002 ways to know if you play too much FF!!!

Nick Schovitz

11-15-2005, 01:31 PM

Alright we've did it we've Made 1001 reasons let's celebrate!

Jet_Jockey

11-15-2005, 02:07 PM

1008: When you try and get your pet parrot to say "Kweh"
1009: When you have put only ff music on you iPod.
1010: When you go to a volcano and ask the tour guide, "wheres the fire shrine?"
1011:When you go to Mexico and see sumbreros and go "OMG its the Black Mage Village!"
1012:When you surgically graft a wing to you back and try to fly with it.
1013: When your wedding waltz is to the tune of "Dance with the Balamb Fish"
1014: When you ask your girlfriend to do the dance off FF8 with you.
1015: When you carry a tent with you everywhere, and set it up in the street when your tired.
1016: When you customise your motorbike to carry in excess od 10 gigantic swords.
1017: When you pretend your Edea and throw ice blocks at people on the street.
1018: When you draw plans up to actually create a gun with a sword attached.
1019: When you sneak into a military base to stop a scud launch.
1020:When you can play "ukele de chocobo" on a ukele.
1021: When you climb a tree and think its the Iifa or cleyra tree.
1022: When you can't get to sleep unless FF music is being played ( I can't)

Shadowdeathrose

11-15-2005, 04:05 PM

1022: When you can't get to sleep unless FF music is being played ( I can't)

nor can i lol (hve to have ff music on in bak ground)

1023:you spend most of your day when u get home from school looking at ff forums or looking for ff music/games etc....
1024: after doing 1023 you go to be about 12pm and go straight in ya room turn on ya playstaion and play an ff game till about 4am

(GUILTY)

* White Aeris *

11-15-2005, 04:22 PM

yay!!!! Well done everyone!!!!
:thumb:
next stop= 2002!!!!!!

Legends

11-15-2005, 04:40 PM

so im guessing our celebration is now 2002 ways? if our celebration when we get to that 3003 i think im gonna commit you guys to institutions :) just kidding, cause id have to go there too

DarkLadyNyara

11-15-2005, 05:07 PM

1025. You don't think 1001 reasons are enough. :D

Cloud Valentine

11-15-2005, 09:41 PM

1026: You're trying to gain eternal life so you can play FFXXVI
1027: You're trying to design a Final Fantasy game to use when you work for Square Enix
1028: You've written an indepth story to all Final Fantasy games
1029: Including side quests and secrets
1030: People on the street remind you characters like Cloud, Squall, Tidus etc
1031: You go up to these people and ask where their sword is, why they aren't saving the world and if you can have their autograph saying you want to grow up to be just like them
1032: If the person you're talking to is Sephiroth so you decided against this and kill them before he goes crazy, knowing he'll thank you for it later
1033: You on your friends have gone on a journey to save the world from Sin
1034: These friends you take with you have no idea about what Final Fantasy is
1035: you think it's possible for you to break boulders so long as you do 9999 damage each time you attack
1036: you run away from someone trying to wrap a bandage around you because you believe you're currently zombified

Shiny

11-15-2005, 10:52 PM

1037. When you're not surprised that we've managed to get over 1001.

Evolavas

11-16-2005, 01:41 AM

1038: when you register for final fantasy forums

Maverick

11-16-2005, 04:08 PM

1039: when you know every boss in every order
1040: " " in every game
1041: when you know the weaknesses of above bosses
1042: when you know where Biggs and Wedge are in every game
1043: when you know where Cid is in every game
1044: when you consider making a shirt called "The many faces of Cid" (soooo guilty)
1045: when you reset the game because you forgot to get an item to complete all items collection
1046: when you get pissed when you realize you can never max out the item list (regular or key) in FF7
1047: when you try to get Excalibur 2 in FF9
1048: when you achieve 1047 :cool:

My first post on the site, but I read 'em all

Shadowdeathrose

11-16-2005, 04:13 PM

1048: when its your first post and u read all 1038 reasons before you post

Maverick

11-16-2005, 04:28 PM

um, that previous was 1049...

1050: when you hear the sound "kweh" and you run around looking for the chocobo
1051: when your game names on other games are FF character names
1052: when you and your buddy get into an argument over which FF chars can beat which.
1053: when you wonder what is under teh black mage's hat.
1054: when you watch a preview for a new Final Fantasy (12 ?) more than 10 times
1055: when you play Final Fantasy for 18 hours strait (guilty)

Shadowdeathrose

11-16-2005, 04:32 PM

1056: when u think this song is funny (click on the link underneather the first paragraph which says "click here to view" thts on the website by the wayhttp://www.ffcompendium.com/h/fanflash.shtml

*fine happy now ledgends*

Legends

11-16-2005, 05:20 PM

dude your horrible with the numbering king
k so were at 1057
1057: When you have children you immediatly start educating them on the many wonders of FF!!!
1058: When your about to have a child so you dectorate there room to FF
1059: If its a girl you fashion it after all teh girl and a boy you fashion it after all the guys.
1060: You have the nurse wrap the baby in a FF blanket when he or she is born
1061: You hum the victory song when your baby is born
1062: You dress up as your favorite charater for your babies birth
1063: You decorate the whole room your wife is staying in for the baby's birth
1064: When your baby is born you compare him to a FF character

Jet_Jockey

11-17-2005, 02:14 AM

1065: When you Actually did 1057 to 1064.

(you did all those didnt yoU?)

Legends

11-17-2005, 05:11 AM

yes yes i have, hahaha um no, i dont have any kids, and not planning on it.

1066: You read from the strategy guide for your kids bed time stories
1067: You throw a FF theme birthday party for your kids first birthday
1068: By the age of one your kid can name off every character
1069: You tell your kid that elves dont work for Santa, moogles do!
1070: You tell your kid that Santa is really one of the characters from FF
1071: You make up a holiday in your house "Final Fantasy Day"
1072: You go around your house on that day saying "HAPPY FF DAY!!!!!"
1073: You have a traditional 5 hour of game play that day
1074: Followed by games based around FF
1075: You spread this holiday to friends
1076: You get people to actually celebrate this
1077: Even people who don't know what FF is
1078: You try to make this holiday a national holiday!
1079: You have FF nights, were you get together with you buddies and talk about certain subjects about the games.
1080: You assign people to play to a certain part of a game before each meeting
1081: You advertise to people to come join the weekly meeting
1082: People actually join the meeting after seeing the ad
1083: You design a new game for square enix during meetings
1084: You make all the detailed plans and pictures and start a mini prototype for the company
1085: You also plan for parties and get togethers for city wide/state/province/country.
1086: You are part of the team that organizes FF conventions
1087: Your the president of that
1088: Your happy even if your the coffee boy of that team just so you can say your part of the team.
1089: You make products for FF such as toothpaste, lunch snacks, halloween candy, funiture etc.
1090: You cant draw worth crap but draw stickmen of the charaters with labels of who they are and hang them on your walls
1091: You hire a profeesional to draw you FF pictures
1092: Your license plate is "FF RULZ" or "I LUVFF" or "FFS GR8"
1093: You decorate your car in FF
1094: You have lil moogles hanging off your rearview mirror
1095: You have slip covers over your seat of your fav FF characters.
1096: Your keychain has a gunblade or moogle, moomba, tonberry etc hanging off it.
1097: Your horn is the victory theme song
1098: Or your horn is one of the many battle themes
1099: You have spray painted on the sides of your car you fav chatacters
1100: Or the words " I LOVE FINAL FANTASY"
1101: Or "Final Fantasy Mobile"
1102: You try to get a custom built car to one like that in one of the games
1103: You succeed in doing that.
1104: You have done ANYTHING that i just wrote

damn i wrote a lot !!! im on fire tonight!!!

Cecinda

11-17-2005, 06:30 PM

1067: Your child's first words are a character/place/spell name.
1068: Your child launches porridge at you screaming, "FIRE2!!!"

ffxfreak93

11-18-2005, 12:31 AM

Neo_SiLenT

11-18-2005, 12:37 AM

935: you name your pet the name of your chocobo in FF7.

Legends

11-18-2005, 01:01 AM

935??? hahah sry i should have never got on ur case about the numbering King, Neo slients worse than you, hah im just buggin you guys
and btw i thought that song was halarious too!

Tasura

11-18-2005, 05:16 AM

1069. You were the person to get 1001. (:D)
1070. you keep going and going and going.(insert energizer bunny)

Shadowdeathrose

11-18-2005, 01:36 PM

1071: when u can go through the game in ur sleep without dieing

boys from the dwarf

11-18-2005, 03:49 PM

1072:when you invent and start to breed moombas and moogles then breed them together to see what happens when moogles and moombas combine.

ffxfreak93

11-19-2005, 12:42 AM

1073:your just playing 24/7.simple.

Shiny

11-20-2005, 01:34 AM

1074: When you strongly believe that this thread should be re-named 2000 reasons.

Shadowdeathrose

11-20-2005, 01:23 PM

1075: when you buy a puppy (dog) and name it griever and when u see a group of ppl you dont like u shout "Griever make them bleed!"

Skarr

11-20-2005, 03:35 PM

Its nice to see that this thread has passed 1001...1075 is a long amount of reasons to know if you play too much ff. However if you're reading this thread...this post...YOU play too much ff. Its not a bad thing, but try another game...maybe later today...maybe tomorrow. Whenever you get a chance to... anyway good luck and happy gaming.

Shadowdeathrose

11-20-2005, 05:49 PM

boys from the dwarf

11-25-2005, 07:02 AM

have you guys completely ignored what legends has posted . s/he posted about 40 different reasons and you just ignored them

Jiro

11-25-2005, 11:20 AM

i leave for a couple o' days and it goes from 600 to 1200? WTF? I musta been waaaay outta it. (drinks coffee)

1117. when you have a FF junkie convention
1118. when the convention is a chocolate character convention
1119. when you hijack someone elses convention

btw next number is 1120
edit: nvm my stuff up. people posted while i was writing

WarriorValis

11-26-2005, 01:53 AM

Not sure if this was done but...

1120: You can say what the characters will say before you even hit the acknowledge button during conversations.

Da Moogle

11-26-2005, 03:57 AM

1074: When you strongly believe that this thread should be re-named 2000 reasons.

1121: You've googled a moogle on your sig.(hey, that rhymed)
1122: You have any of the chocobo themes repeating in your head.
1123: You have at least 6 memory cards full of the game(s) or 1/2 if they're PS2

boys from the dwarf

11-26-2005, 01:42 PM

1125:when you go to a chicken farm then say to the farmer,"their weird looking chocobos."
1126:when you have a memory card for every FFgame.
1127:when you have a moomba in your avatar.

Rogue

11-26-2005, 07:00 PM

1128:when you buy four of the same final fantasys and have one to play have one to keep in plastic have one too play with diffrent memory card and one to take to your friends house
1129:when you try to mix diffrent jobs and give them a diffrent name and send to square enix
ive did both

Shauna

11-26-2005, 09:23 PM

1129: When you've done so many of these, most of them are probably repeats.

RaidenWeb17

11-26-2005, 11:04 PM

1130. When your girlfriend comes over and see all the bottles of piss you have accumulated because you have to use the bathroom during every single FMV

loza

11-30-2005, 08:26 AM

??? :confused: freak :p
1131. u choose to make it more that 1001 things we had 2 think about :rolleyes2

DarkLadyNyara

11-30-2005, 09:17 PM

1130. When your girlfriend comes over and see all the bottles of piss you have accumulated because you have to use the bathroom during every single FMV

Now that's just disturbing.

SummonerSteph

11-30-2005, 09:27 PM

93. When you think FFX-2 is actually GOOD
HEY! it is good.... besides im guilty of most of them XD :p
1132: When youknow every word of every final fantasy song
1133:When you Decide to think the world is Spira
1134: When you think you have your own character in final fantasy (im soo guilty of this one!)

KuRt

11-30-2005, 09:40 PM

7.If you have everyone in FFX fill every grid on the sphere grid.

I even deleted the ones with stats +1, and +2 and replaced them with +4 spheres......

Yes, I play too much video games

Shadowdeathrose

11-30-2005, 09:48 PM

HEY! it is good.... besides im guilty of most of them XD :p
1132: When youknow every word of every final fantasy song
1133:When you Decide to think the world is Spira
1134: When you think you have your own character in final fantasy (im soo guilty of this one!)

YEH FFx-2 is good......

1135:when u get your dad to ask his conections to smelt metal to get u a sword as big as clouds and to invent a gun blade

boys from the dwarf

12-04-2005, 07:52 AM

1136:if when you snore you snore an FF tune.

Shadowdeathrose

12-04-2005, 07:44 PM

1137:when you go in to an exam... at school all you can hear in your head is the final fantasy 9 battle theme.....
1138:and after completing the exam from 1137 you hear the victory tune

Jiro

12-05-2005, 11:10 AM

1205. when you see a storm you hear a dark theme.
1206. when the sun comes out you hear a nice tune.
1207. when you hear tunes at all

Shadowdeathrose

12-05-2005, 07:43 PM

1208:when a teacher walks towards u you here a dark tune like seymours theme or kuja's theme etc....

Rocket Edge

12-05-2005, 09:23 PM

#1209 - when you nibble at a biscuit for long enough that it looks like a perfectly good sculpted gun-blade
#1210 - when writing a gansta rap you include final fantasy for a strange reason. ...Here comes my demo better check whats yo' level, cos maybe ultima weapon wants a say about yo dental!... and so on:)

RaidenWeb17

12-05-2005, 11:23 PM

1130. When your girlfriend comes over and see all the bottles of piss you have accumulated because you have to use the bathroom during every single FMV
Dont tell me this has never happened to you. I have to piss during every single FMV sequence that I watch. And no, I have never gone in a bottle but it seemed like a funny thing to say.....

Shadowdeathrose

12-06-2005, 03:53 PM

Dont tell me this has never happened to you. I have to piss during every single FMV sequence that I watch. And no, I have never gone in a bottle but it seemed like a funny thing to say.....

that might just be cuase ur always playing final fantasy.....but u have a weak bladder so u just happen to asociate it with final fantasy

1211:you put on a ff song to cheer yourself up

boys from the dwarf

12-07-2005, 07:47 AM

1205. when you see a storm you hear a dark theme.
1206. when the sun comes out you hear a nice tune.
1207. when you hear tunes at all
since when did 1206 come after 1138?

Jiro

12-07-2005, 09:27 AM

since i screwed up before. i counted back

RaidenWeb17

12-08-2005, 12:33 AM

that might just be cuase ur always playing final fantasy.....but u have a weak bladder so u just happen to asociate it with final fantasy
That could be it good thinking.

1212. When you name your new pets after characters from FF
1213. When you learn how to play guitar just so you can play an FF song.

Fire_Emblem776

12-08-2005, 12:51 AM

1213. When you learn how to play guitar just so you can play an FF song.

i am guilty of this, but for the piano:p zanarkand so pretty :love:

Tempest

12-08-2005, 01:05 AM

1213. When you learn how to play guitar just so you can play an FF song.

Ha, yeah I figured out how to play parts of the ending theme of older FF on my keyboard.

1214. When you know the whole FF4 script by heart.

boys from the dwarf

12-08-2005, 07:03 AM

i can play a lot of FF tunes on piano.

1215:when you know the FF1 script by heart.

1216:when you know the FF2 script by heart

1217:when you know the FF3 script by heart.

1218:when you know the FF5 script by heart.

1219:when you know the FF6 script by heart.

1220:when you know the FF7 script by heart.

1221:when you know the FF8 script by heart.

1222:when you know the FF9 script by heart.

1223: when you know the FF10 script by heart.

1224: when you know the FFX-2 script by heart.

1225: when you know the FF11 script by heart.

1226: when you know the FF12 script by heart before its even released.

RaidenWeb17

12-08-2005, 11:57 PM

1225: when you know the FF11 script by heart.
does FF11 really have a script?

FuCat

12-09-2005, 01:46 AM

1227: when you make your own knockoff games of blitzball:D

boys from the dwarf

12-09-2005, 07:10 AM

does FF11 really have a script?
it would have one hell of a big one.

*Nani*

12-09-2005, 04:48 PM

1228.When u start practicing ballet (or whatever u dance) with Zanarkand or Clouds Theme...even Hymn of Faith for gods sake!:D

Little Blue

12-09-2005, 05:04 PM

1228.When u start practicing ballet (or whatever u dance) with Zanarkand or Clouds Theme...even Hymn of Faith for gods sake!:D
1229. When you feel the desperate need to correct peoples spelling of FF terms. ie Its "Hymn of the Fayth" not "Hymn of the Faith" :)

Elite Lord Sigma

12-09-2005, 09:28 PM

1230. When everytime someone else states a fact or opinion, you yell, "Truly!?" as loud as possible.

Jiro

12-10-2005, 08:24 AM

hot dang! i'm gonna say truly just to annoy my brother!

Shadowdeathrose

12-10-2005, 11:49 AM

1231:u like tifa so much u change your name to tifa lockheart (girls)
1232:u like cloud so much u change your name to cloud strife (boys)

Sephitachi7

12-11-2005, 09:23 AM

1233: When you're a guy and start liking the color purple because of Cloud.

Shadowdeathrose

12-11-2005, 09:31 AM

purples not even a girls colour

Odaisé Gaelach

12-11-2005, 04:15 PM

1234: You get enough hair gel and bobby pins to spike your hair like Seymour's.

Shiny

12-11-2005, 07:11 PM

1235: You open your wallet/purse and realize you've spent all your money on Final Fantasy merchandise.

boys from the dwarf

12-11-2005, 09:05 PM

1236:when you try to buy things with gil instead of money and youve excanged all of your real money for gil.

RaidenWeb17

12-11-2005, 09:56 PM

1227: when you make your own knockoff games of blitzball:D
me and a lot of friends did this at camp one time and knocked a chick's tooth out, with a woofle (sp?) ball bat. It actuall had nothing to do with blitzball, I just decided to call it that.

Shadowdeathrose

12-11-2005, 09:59 PM

1237:when u realise tht the stuff u brought with the money in ur wallet for say about £100 is in the shop down the road for £25

RaidenWeb17

12-12-2005, 12:40 AM

1238. when you make your own challenges for the FF games (ex. Ozma lvl 1, or Emerald with no Materia) and beat it.

Russielloyd

12-12-2005, 11:42 AM

1239: When you /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif yourself but you don't care because your too busy playig Final Fantasy. It's never happened to me i swear, i swe...ok it happened once, once and thats all...ok twice but i swear and thats it! :sweat: *runs*

FutureEmperor

12-13-2005, 06:02 AM

1240: when you think a documentary on the mating rituals and habits of chocobos is a really good idea.
1241: you have tried every possible outlandish way to bring aeris back to life no matter how complicated, innane or just plain foolish it is.
1242: you mod final fantasy 7 and create your own FMV so that aeris survives untill the end.
1243:you believe that zanakand existed in todays world and you await patiently for sin to to attack your town so that you can be taken to spira.
1244: you compare real life to final fantasy, (whoa a inn! just like in final fantasy)
1245: your first love was a final fantasy character.
1246: you know exactly what each item mixed with every other item does for Rikku's overdrive.
1247:you sympathise with terrorist simply because you have played final fantasy 7 instead of watching the news.
1248: you have theories on how every final fantasy is related and is acctually the same world.
1249: you think that grenades only do minimal damage.
1250: You wonder why swords have gone out of fashion when they are obviously superior to guns in every way, unless its a gunsword.
1251: after getting an arm amputated you ask to have a gun grafted onto it.
1252: you have an inexplicable fetish for trains.

Kheldar

12-13-2005, 03:28 PM

1253: When you live in a Final Fantasy-themed house
1254: The only thing on the T.V is the PS2 and Final Fantasy
1255: The only thing on the PC is the Internet and Final Fantasy
1256: The only thing on your spare 200GB HDD is Final Fantasy-related media and code
1257: Your girlfriend is called Tifa (she is, deed-poll... dont ask)
1258: You have a cat called Sephiroth and a Dog called Zack
1259: You can use the debug room in FFVII without the guide...
1260: You can name the order in which materia is collected/made available in FFVII
1261: And you can describe in minute detail what each materia does to individual/party/enemy...

boys from the dwarf

12-13-2005, 05:24 PM

1262: when you know the ages of most FF characters.(guilty:D.)
1263:when you can instantly recognize which FF its of when a version of the chocobo song plays.(guilty:D.)
1264:when you can instantly regognize which FF its of when a version of the victory tune plays.(guilty:D.)

Shadowdeathrose

03-22-2006, 03:46 PM

1265: when you make 5 different forums on it
1266: when you subscribe to more than 20 final fantasy forums
1267: when you get a guitar and you learn how to play other world on it (guilty :D )

Twilight Edge

03-23-2006, 01:01 PM

1268.When you become a blacksmith who makes ff weapons.
1269.When your weapons have the same effects as the ones in the game.
1270.When you defeat Maksim's piano playing speed by playing Necron's theme.

DarkLadyNyara

03-28-2006, 05:06 PM

1271. WHen you are not the least bit suprised that this topic is STILL ALIVE! :D

Shiny

03-29-2006, 01:37 AM

1272: When your username, sig(s), avatar(s) have been entirely devoted to Final Fantasy.

EDIT: Shiny_Griever says Nick's thread will stay open therefore it shall stay open. Until
it gets close. Then it won't be open anymore.

Nick Schovitz

03-29-2006, 01:41 AM

Whoa my thread is still here, heh, I might get closed.

arcanedude34

03-16-2007, 07:28 PM

1273) When you can name the moogle that says "Tally-Kupo"
1274) When you have your own Limit Break
1275) When you have your own ability set.
1276) When you have your own victory pose/death pose/injury pose etc.
1277) When you could list about twenty seven hours of Final Fantasy scenes off the top of your head.
1278) When you have the unique ability to play FFVI on the GameBoy, FFVII on Playstation, search Wikipedia for Final Fantasy tidbits, listen to Final Fantasy Music on your iPod, and carry on a Final Fantasy related conversation over the telephone and/or AIM all at the same time.
(I'm guilty of all six of these >_<)