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Tifa's Real Lover(really
09-23-2005, 01:32 AM
ok there is like a bunch of bees in my house (like 6-10) becuase of a bee hive neer my house, wut do i do!?!?!? I DONT LIKE FLYIN BUZZING THINGS!!!! and im almost going to turn off the comp, so reply fast :)

Psychotic
09-23-2005, 01:34 AM
A tactical nuclear strike will solve your problem, or indeed any problem.

nik0tine
09-23-2005, 01:35 AM
you (really need to get out of the house! Whatever you do, don't get stung because that (really (really hurts!

Rye
09-23-2005, 01:35 AM
I guess you can get your parents to call a proffesional to take care of it. Don't try to take care of it yourself, there has been an increase of African Killer Bees invading nests of less aggressive bees and taking over, and since they're very dangerous, just don't do it. *Animal Planet nerd* :)

nik0tine
09-23-2005, 01:36 AM
haha scare tactics

Tifa's Real Lover(really
09-23-2005, 01:37 AM
omg *is afraid now*

Calliope
09-23-2005, 01:57 AM
Cover your face with honey. Eventually you'll morph into the Spectacular Bearded Person, and then you can make loads of money from being a sideshow freak of some sort.

Jojee
09-23-2005, 01:59 AM
Put on an astronaut suit and then run around and bash the beehive with a baseball bat ^^

Tifa's Real Lover(really
09-23-2005, 02:01 AM
THT WAS WUT I WAS THINKING!!!, but i dont have a suit :cry:

Slade
09-23-2005, 11:23 AM
This reminds me of the time there was a wasps nest on the corner of my garage. My dad went out there with two cans of break cleaner (he's a mechanic) and sprayed them with that. It was great to watch.....he was using them the same way Regina uses the sub machine guns on Dino Crisis 2.....one in each hand, crossing, firing in all directions :D He used up both cans. Those wasps didnt know what hit em!

boris no no
09-23-2005, 12:27 PM
become one with the bees
then use them for your own evil plans of world domination

Silmaril
09-23-2005, 02:19 PM
Try to catch them in jars and set them free.

Jebus
09-23-2005, 04:05 PM
Make them into bee soup. It (really is quite tasty.

fire_of_avalon
09-23-2005, 04:12 PM
Cut it out with the parentheses, jerks.

Wait until dusk, or just after nightfall, and then smoke them out. Or, if you're afraid of them being killer bees, put on an astronaut suit and smoke them out.

Zeldy
09-23-2005, 07:17 PM
Oh i hate Bee's.. i once sat on one.. on a rollercoaster.. Damn Whirlwind at Camelot, people thought i was screaming with laughter :(

Kill the damn things

Chris
09-23-2005, 07:19 PM
To bee or not to bee. Zelda, honey, I think you need to change that ragged shirt. :D?

Dreddz
09-23-2005, 07:29 PM
I smurfing hate the things, and they sting for sick pleasure, I never start the fight, they do......

Maxico
09-23-2005, 07:40 PM
become one with the bees
then use them for your own evil plans of world domination

THE PAAAAAAAAAAAIN

*Backflips*

Karl
09-23-2005, 07:46 PM
the african killer bee thing sounds kinda freaky but bee stings arent that bad, its like a paper cut kinda, just stings and wont go away, get a fly swatter or some raid, or do what i did once and catch em all in a plastic jar thing and throw it out the window

Endless
09-23-2005, 07:50 PM
I smurfing hate the things, and they sting for sick pleasure, I never start the fight, they do......

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee">Bees</a> don't sting for pleasure, because they die if they do sting. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasp">Wasps</a>, on the other hand, use it as a weapon.

Psychotic
09-23-2005, 07:55 PM
Cut it out with the parentheses, jerks.You_tell_em_foa!

Dreddz
09-23-2005, 08:18 PM
I smurfing hate the things, and they sting for sick pleasure, I never start the fight, they do......

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee">Bees</a> don't sting for pleasure, because they die if they do sting. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasp">Wasps</a>, on the other hand, use it as a weapon.
oops, got dem mixed up, I would usually get a badminton racket to kill bees. Works on Hornets too....

Tifa's Real Lover(really
09-23-2005, 08:52 PM
bees r still outside, dont these things sleep!?!?!?

Laugh at face of Danger
09-23-2005, 08:54 PM
scaredy cat - throw boiling water at them!

extorsionist - call in the nuclear rinse team!

noramlist - just let 'em buzz and no harm will come to you

Dreddz
09-23-2005, 08:54 PM
If you leave lights on at night, they will try to get in......

Laugh at face of Danger
09-23-2005, 08:55 PM
isn't that moths?

Tifa's Real Lover(really
09-23-2005, 08:57 PM
no bees to, a bee went in the kictchen lamp

Laugh at face of Danger
09-23-2005, 08:58 PM
then it'll be roasted bee for dinner

just let them stay, they wont hurt you, just dont scream at 'em, or you migth scare the fuzzy wuzzies

Tifa's Real Lover(really
09-23-2005, 09:00 PM
ok now im curious, can they make a nest in ur house?

Laugh at face of Danger
09-23-2005, 09:01 PM
of course, but only if they like it in there. They're more likely to go into your garage

GooeyToast
09-23-2005, 09:05 PM
ZOMG THERE'S THIS HUGE BEE ON MY CEREAL BOX COVER!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!

Tifa's Real Lover(really
09-23-2005, 09:07 PM
i dont have a garage :)

Laugh at face of Danger
09-23-2005, 09:08 PM
then they'll go for your house!