Alive-Man vs Shoden

[Madonna]

Unlike the title says, this thread is not about two kids trying to top each other; it's about who you would like to see in combat against each other and what kind of battle.

Fights can range from two people duking it out with that old boxing game from the eighties, crazy sword fights, sniper duels, mudwrestling, American Gladiator style, or anything you think would be cool. Heck, it could be just two members swinging at each other in the street.

My favorite imagined battle would between Shlup and Raist. They'd both have sledgehammers and be battling on an outdoor basketball court. I imagine there could be a lot of potential in that.

[eestlinc]

I'd like to see boris no no vs The Captain. Just imagine. It would quite a sight.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

I'm sure everyone here wants to see the final reckoning between Joel and Kane.

[Mitch]

Meat Puppet vs Old Manus

[Hawkeye]

Paul VERSUS Kristina

[Del Murder]

repo man vs. Quina

[Yamaneko]

eestlinc v. Del Murder. It's all done in front of a mirror.

[kikimm]

Paul VERSUS Kristina

Me VERSUS Hawkeye

:mad2:

[boris no no]

I'd like to see boris no no vs The Captain. Just imagine. It would quite a sight.
wha wha wha wha??


it would actually :p but he would win by saying a long word that would cause my brain to implode :O

i would love to see jojo vs psy :D just coz :p

[Slade]

Meat Puppet vs Old Manus
Now THAT....would be a fight!

[Del Murder]

i would love to see jojo vs psy :D just coz :p
Yeah that would be a good one, and even if it wasn't at least we'd be rid of one of them.

[Shlup]

My favorite imagined battle would between Shlup and Raist. They'd both have sledgehammers and be battling on an outdoor basketball court. I imagine there could be a lot of potential in that.
You think it'd be interesting to see Raist die a horrible and bloody death? And here I thought you liked the guy.

[Rase]

Alive-Man vs. Shoden

Hmmmm...

The Captain vs. Big D.

Kishi vs. Chaos Prophecy. Crash a.k.a CrashNUMBERS.

[Dreddz]

Cid v Roogle v Kishi v Daryl v Loony BoB v RSL v cl_out

Admin War !

[Alive-Cat]

Alive-Man VS Shoden!!!

[Shoden]

Psychotic vs Destai vs Dr Unne

[Shlup]

Everyone's forgetting the details. That makes this thread way less amusing.

[Shoden]

Squall of SeeD vs Looney BoB vs Psychotic vs Kishi on the weakest link

[Psychotic]

Psychotic vs Jojo & Loony BoB.

This type of fight would follow the "Give Psychotic enough weapons to supply the army of Iceland and give Jojo and BoB a 5 minute headstart" rules. :)

[Rye]

Loony_BoB vs. loony_bob_penetrated_me, fo sho'

[Denmark]

Dr Unne vs. dr_unne_is_gay (keeping with that tradition of people fighting their 2nd accounts. YOU HEARD ME. I SAID IT.)

and the good one: Denmark vs. Czech. Republic (oh, but wait! that meanie changed his name and made me sad! ;_;!) because wars are cool, especially between two random small countries who really have no beef with each other.

EDIT: ffbabe vs. Kathryn vs. kirk81. the winner would be made president of the universe.

[nik0tine]

Joel vs. anybody.

[SammieBabe]

In the FF8 forum, I'd love to see crazybayman vs. Future Esthar .... And I know it wouldn't happen but a good catfight between Leeza and rubah might be interesting.....

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

Del Murder Vs Lonney BoB :D

[Rye]

EDIT: ffbabe vs. Kathryn vs. kirk81. the winner would be made president of the universe.

Dude, it would be a three way tie. xD

[bipper]

Meat Puppet vs Old Manus
dUH

[Hawkeye]

Paul VERSUS Kristina

Me VERSUS Hawkeye

:mad2:
:<3: kikimm

[Old Manus]

Leeza vs THE WORLD

A massive fightfest in which Leeza shows her true power with ULTIMATE CLOSURE - The ULTIMATE weapon. She single-handedly takes out the Middle East with absurd ease, and moves on to Europe in her ship, the ANTI-SPAM BRIGADE (lol).

As she gets close, Tony Blair goes to pieces and waits for orders from President Bush. Bush forgot Blair's number so blair is left to face the wrath of ULTIMATE CLOSURE on the UK. The ANTI-SPAM BRIGADE takes out half the RAF, and repels the army's photon torpedos with BAN, the anti-missile super destroyer.

Then she orders the charging up of ULTIMATE CLOSURE, and the world waits for the next move. All of Europe except for Germany, France, Britain, and Luxembourg are wiped out, so France give up, Germany invade what was left of Poland to hide, and Luxembourg can't get any smaller so expect Leeza to look over it.

They expected WRONG. She fires ULTIMATE CLOSURE and obliterates mainland Europe.

Finally the USA come in and unleash some new fangled weapon on the ANTI-SPAM BRIGADE. It's a direct hit. Leeza bans the crew for their failure and escapes in the KNIGHT ESCAPE POD.

In the KNIGHT ESCAPE POD computer, she does the unthinkable. She uses UNBAN on ff babe and Kathryn. The world shakes with fear. But it seems that it wasn't shaking with fear in the metaphorical sense, it was the shockwave from the Far East being annihalated by the combined force of ULTIMATE CLOSURE STUPID LIFE I H8 U SUPER DELETE!

Then the world ends as the weapon is set to automatic, and is fired on every country in the world. Leeza then rebans Kathryn and ff babe, and returns the world to the Zero World which you so desire.

fin.

[Hawkeye]

Wow.

Just. Wow.

[Alive-Cat]

I'll always win against Shoden.

[Giga Guess]

Me v. ffbabe.

[SomethingBig]

I'm sure everyone here wants to see the final reckoning between Joel and Kane.
I second that. :)

[rubah]

apparently tan fantasizes about me, foa, and kat doing various "versing"s. -.-

hmm. Joel vs. Kane for sure xD
Coyboys vs. Cowboys

[Madonna]

Everyone's forgetting the details. That makes this thread way less amusing.Behold the Void and Necronopticous in a Lingerie Pillow Fight.

[Alive-Cat]

Alive-Man vs Shoden in FF12 style battles, it's AMAZING...

[Shoden]

Dr Unne Vs Looney BoB



Final Fantasy ATB

[Necronopticous]

Me vs. ~yunie~

[Leeza]

That was good, Old Manus...and highly probable too! :)

Although I would never fire on Canada. Come on, eh? That's my home!

[Mitch]

Cid vs. ffbabe (whoever she is)

[Old Manus]

Although I would never fire on Canada. Come on, eh? That's my home!

Leeza does not care

[Leeza]

Leeza does. :cry:

[DK]

Raistlin would win any fight. He does not die. I know this from experience, Twice I had him near death and twice he escaped my death blow. He is invincible. :(

[fire_of_avalon]

Uhm.

[Madonna]

Raistlin would win any fight. He does not die. I know this from experience, Twice I had him near death and twice he escaped my death blow. He is invincible. :(Reminds me that Dr Unne in Gunbound versus Bleys would be hilarious.

[Slade]

Me vs Mitch......you know you wanna scrap Mitch. Marianui, 12:00am, fish and chip shop.......... :D

[TurkSlayer]

Me vs. Turk. It must be done, after all.

Me vs. Shoden. I'll have a full arsenal of swords, axes, bows, spears, machine guns, M16s, rocket lauchers, heat seeking missles, ect. and the full might of Greenland's army behind me. Shoden, you can have a toothpick and this gum wrapper I found in the school gym.

I'd also like to see Psy vs. Del Murder.

[Shlup]

Raistlin would win any fight. He does not die. I know this from experience, Twice I had him near death and twice he escaped my death blow. He is invincible. :(
Pfft. You haven't seen him go against the Queen of Darkness. Torn open every night with her claws, only to come alive again the next day to be ripped open again and again. Muahahaha

[Mitch]

Me vs Mitch......you know you wanna scrap Mitch. Marianui, 12:00am, fish and chip shop.......... :D

Chur

switchblades and must display gang loyalty

[DK]

Pfft. You haven't seen him go against the Queen of Darkness. Torn open every night with her claws, only to come alive again the next day to be ripped open again and again. Muahahaha
This I would very much like to see. :D

[Shlup]

Pfft. You haven't seen him go against the Queen of Darkness. Torn open every night with her claws, only to come alive again the next day to be ripped open again and again. Muahahaha
This I would very much like to see. :D
You have to read. A lot. You know, those things called "books." >_>

[DK]

Books? BOOKS? Pfft. I'll wait until the film comes out. :cool:

[Dignified Pauper]

i dueled CrashNUMBERS and my superior intellect won.