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Alive-Cat
09-25-2005, 09:40 PM
So, this cat has been bothering me for a while now. It seems it's a killer cat that bites people's heads off, but it's kinda OLD now, I'm sure you've heard me speak of it...Anyway, I really don't know where this cat came from, have any of you seen or heard this cat? Otherwise, i fear I may be going insane...
Ohhh
09-25-2005, 09:44 PM
dont worry... you progress is... progressing. we shall find a cure soon...
Aurey
09-25-2005, 09:45 PM
What.
DMKA
09-25-2005, 09:45 PM
Is this humor attempt?
Faris
09-25-2005, 09:45 PM
I've heard of the killer rabbit. Not a killer cat :cat:
Alive-Cat
09-25-2005, 09:49 PM
Is this humor attempt?

Excuse me kind sir, but i do not find my own personal sanity a humor issue...
HA HAH AAA! LOL, IT'S SO FUNNY!
But, back to the point, seriously, who's had an experience with this cat?
Psychotic
09-25-2005, 09:51 PM
...is it Leeza?
Shoden
09-25-2005, 09:55 PM
It's my Cat, I already have scars from it, It's Jack the Ripper's reincarnation.
Alive-Cat
09-25-2005, 09:56 PM
No your cats young shoden, this cat is like, OLD now...
Psychotic
09-25-2005, 09:56 PM
It's my Cat, I already have scars from it, It's Jack the Ripper's reincarnation.Jack the Ripper killed prostitutes.

...and it's attacking you, you say?
GooeyToast
09-25-2005, 09:57 PM
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b187/GooeyToast/mphg13323.jpg

Thankfully I'm still here today.
Shoden
09-25-2005, 09:58 PM
Jack the Ripper killed more than prossies.

He attacks my Sister and my Dog too, even my Mam and Dad.


but my Big Black labradour dog is so soft.
DMKA
09-25-2005, 09:59 PM
...is it Leeza?
I believe Psy is on the right track.
Psychotic
09-25-2005, 10:03 PM
Jack the Ripper killed more than prossies.

He attacks my Sister and my Dog too, even my Mam and Dad.No he didn't. All his victims were prostitutes.

And now you're saying he's attacking your family? ...just what kind of family business do you run, Shoden? :confused:
Shoden
09-25-2005, 10:05 PM
he attacks my mates too, He has inherited Jack the Ripper's skills of killing.

He's the only murderer I know the name of who isn't fictional.
Old Manus
09-25-2005, 10:08 PM
...is it Leeza?
You nicked my post.
rubah
09-25-2005, 10:13 PM
...is it Leeza?
You nicked my post.
Mine also.
Leeza
09-25-2005, 10:14 PM
I have never bothered Alive-Man. After all...he <i>is</i> still <i>alive</i>, is he not? :)
Ryth
09-25-2005, 10:31 PM
...is it Leeza?
You nicked my post.
Mine also.

Me as well.




I have never bothered Alive-Man. After all...he <i>is</i> still <i>alive</i>, is he not? :)

Well after you closed that 10 Years Later thread we all died alittle inside!! :lol:
Leeza
09-26-2005, 02:32 AM
Ah, I see. Well, you're all still able post to complain about me so I guess life will go on after all. :)
Psychotic
09-26-2005, 03:29 AM
Yeah, apparently they have the internet in hell these days - just ask Linus!

(Insert *HILARIOUS* joke comparing Bill Gates to Satan here)
Giga Guess
09-26-2005, 03:44 AM
*Gasp* But Leeza is so sweet, and nice, and kind, and...and...*sweats as the red laser dot nears the center of my forehead* Can I go now...?
Alive-Cat
09-26-2005, 03:59 PM
Exactly. It's not Leeza.
It's a killer cat, Psy had a name for it, but I forgot...If things keep going like this, I'm never gonna get famous... :cry: