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Twisted Tinkerbell
09-25-2005, 10:21 PM
Its true! It looks like cheese, it smells like cheese. But it's rice! Anyone else eaten something that was really something else?

I gots a latta moe info!!
09-25-2005, 10:22 PM
I have!! one time I ate eggplants and it was really an egg

I was gross

Please do not double post. Use the edit/delete button. ~ Leeza

Twisted Tinkerbell
09-25-2005, 10:26 PM
It tastes like rubber. eeewww. I wanna know how they get the rice to act like cheese.

Jebus
09-25-2005, 10:26 PM
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like that man said.


My stomach itches.

I gots a latta moe info!!
09-25-2005, 10:28 PM
I still have that taste in my mouth. I was 4. i love eggs. but those eggs tasted like an eggplant

Chris
09-26-2005, 12:35 AM
Yes... but I'm psychotic.

Edit: Hahahaha... I totally just realized what I wrote. :(

Karl
09-26-2005, 12:45 AM
i ate some milk chocolate that tasted like dark chcocolate, and then i drank some milk but it tasted like chocolate milk

Craig
09-26-2005, 01:11 AM
I can't believe it's not butter!

ZeZipster
09-26-2005, 01:50 AM
It wasn't mayonnaise.

bipper
09-26-2005, 01:53 AM
I chugged a mudslide when I was 5 thinking it was my choclate milk. *hic*

My buddy had mistaken his lemonade cup for a cup my grandpa was using as a spitune. :barf: :crying2:

Dignified Pauper
09-26-2005, 02:07 AM
Jebus, I ate the chocolate covered squirrel on your desk.

Zeldy
09-26-2005, 05:08 PM
I once took a huge swig of Pure dry Gin as somebody told me it was Water. It was disgusting.

Rye
09-26-2005, 07:42 PM
Probably what they feed us in school.

Shauna
09-26-2005, 07:45 PM
I was going to say that Spiffing Cheese wasn't Cheese... but then I remembered... SHE IS! :D :love:

And, no, I don't think I've eaten/drank anything that isn't what I thought it was.

RPJesus
09-26-2005, 07:50 PM
It wasn't mayonnaise.

"Parlais!"
"curse the man who came up with Parlais."
"The French. Makers of Mayonnaise."
"I love you, Jack. You're hot."
"Oooookay."
"Hold me..."
"What?"
"Nothin'."
Jack Sparrow and Pirate Guy, Pirates of the Carribean

I know it's a little off, but shutup! You have to see it from a different perspective, you know? Get a little open.

And cheese:
"cheese is a kind of meat
A tasty yellow meat
I milk it from my teats
But I try to be discreet
Oh, cheese.
Oh, cheese."
Tommy Nuka, The Mighty Boosh

eestlinc
09-26-2005, 07:59 PM
head cheese

boris no no
09-26-2005, 08:00 PM
i love cheese <333333333333333

once i ate what i though was salad cream.....it was just mayo that had been there rather too long......

RPJesus
09-26-2005, 08:08 PM
head cheese
And short, stumpy legs.

Necronopticous
09-26-2005, 08:30 PM
<A href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=52054">Final Fantasy IV</A>

frr_vegeta
09-26-2005, 08:48 PM
Whole milk, and FFVII: LO

Doomie
09-26-2005, 09:01 PM
One time at a wedding, I ate these cocktail weenies, and they had this little red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brutha', it ain't ketchup!

Alive-Cat
09-26-2005, 09:06 PM
Marge actually tastes way better than butter
but anyway, i once chewed on paper that wasn't actually paper, it was shrimp.

Old Manus
09-26-2005, 09:08 PM
"You know what this reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever try Tasty Wheat?"

The Jamie Star Scenario
09-26-2005, 09:20 PM
I ate this stuff called I Can't Believe It's Not Butter though I thought it was butter. I was obviously wrong.

Alive-Cat
09-26-2005, 09:22 PM
Tasty wheat, that's weird...

Calliope
09-28-2005, 05:24 AM
Bren, don't make me throw up now!

Topic answer: I'll eat soy ice cream, and soy chocolate, but I refuse to try soy cheese. I don't know why.