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fantasyjunkie
09-26-2005, 09:46 AM
I'm curious, what memorable fights have you seen?(not participated in). I once had a friend back in the 80's that was the nicest guy ever. This one guy thought he was a wimp and pushed him around, trying to get a reaction out of him. After 3 months he got tired of being pushed around and agreed to fight him just to get him to shut up. All of us guys went to where they were to see how it would turn out. It turned out that my friend was a boxing champion from Chicago with trophys back home. It was probably the most lop sided fight ive ever seen in my life lol.

Shlup
09-26-2005, 10:06 AM
The only fight I recall ever seeing was a couple years ago between a couple of sixth graders when I was working as a playground supervisor. I broke it up and lectured them as I escorted them to the principal's office. One of 'em got a fat lip. Heh.

Pheesh
09-26-2005, 10:29 AM
you're no fun.

Peace out and :rock:
EE

Shlup
09-26-2005, 10:50 AM
Oh but it was fun. xD

Pheesh
09-26-2005, 11:18 AM
yeah, i can see you swinging punches at the air and cheering them on for ten minutes before you broke it up yes?

Peace out and :rock:
EE

Shlup
09-26-2005, 11:40 AM
No, I'm not one to find monkey-fights amusing. Lecturing them was fun though.

SammieBabe
09-26-2005, 12:23 PM
In seventh grade, I saw two black girls fighting and one of them ripped the other's weave out....

crazybayman
09-26-2005, 01:46 PM
Back in grade 9. One of my friends at the time fought a dude in the classroom, and knocked almost all of his front teeth out. The poor dude had to go into expensive dental surgery to get them all replaced/repaired. That was a good fight.

Zeldy
09-26-2005, 04:42 PM
A year 7 took on a Yr 11. It was rather funny

Twisted Tinkerbell
09-26-2005, 04:47 PM
In seventh grade, I saw two black girls fighting and one of them ripped the other's weave out....

That happened a couple of times in my high school. One of the science teachers were killed in his home, it was all over the news. And a guy tried to hit another guy with a stake in a wooden fence. This chunk of wood was smurfing HUGE!

RPJesus
09-26-2005, 08:23 PM
Fight? I've got the lyrics out for Alive-man, so...

"I'm not a slave to a god
that doesn't exist
I'm not a slave to a world
That doesn't give a s***

And when we were good
You just closed your eyes
So when we are bad
we'll scar your minds

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/ma/marilyn-manson-fight-song-t-shirt.jpg

Karl
09-26-2005, 08:27 PM
there was a huge figt in the hallway of my skewl last year, everyone was gettin sucked in to it till some moron jumped down the stairs tring to tackle some 1 and broke his jaw, i couldnt stop laughing cuz i hate that guy and he proved himself dumb as hell

The Jamie Star Scenario
09-26-2005, 09:22 PM
One time there were these commoners fighting in the street while it was raining. They just kept on slipping and I laughed.

Kilrane
09-26-2005, 09:54 PM
i saw a crazy fight 2 years ago. the class 05 wanted to fight us just cuz we were the class of 07. it turned into a big brawl. we were throwing people into walls and hitting them with chairs. i broke my finger. it all stopped cuz a freshman threw a guy over the railing of the second floor. luckily the guy only broke a leg cuz of the table he landed on.

Little Miss Awesome
09-26-2005, 09:56 PM
I have seen many a fight in my day. Some of the most memorable contained the lad I liked and my best mates love interest and the lad I like and my other best friend. When my friend Earl got in a fight with the boy I like I just didn't know who to root for, so I didn't get involved, it did get a bit scary when everyone hads to drag the lad I like away though!

Slade
09-27-2005, 07:05 AM
what memorable fights have you seen?
Kazuya vs Jin :tongue:

Old Manus
09-27-2005, 07:39 AM
I was in this really cool fight with this guy. He came up to me and was like "omg wtf ur liek mothr is teh whore" So I countered with "well yo momma is so fat she has clothes size L" He wouldn't take that so run towards me but I called on the power of Jebus and held him up by the neck. As I was choking him I said "IF THIS IS A CONSULAR SHIP, WHERE IS THE AMBASSADOR?" Suddenly he died and I hid the body in my boot.

Loudez
09-27-2005, 10:42 AM
*gulp* I saw this guy get thrown really hard against a brick wall by a really big guy, then the guy that got thrown was sick.....I would of helped but the big guy was BIG and he wasn't alone.

udsuna
09-27-2005, 11:26 AM
...anyways...

Most memorable fight I've seen was about two years ago, in a McDonald's parking lot. Started out with the typical name-calling and whatnot, not even clever stuff, either, but these kids appearantly didn't like one another. Anyways, the larger kid (whom I didn't know) grabbed hold of the smaller one's (I barely knew) hand. Tried to do that twist-hold submission thing. If I was caught like that, it would have brought me down... the trick is catching me.

But the smaller kid was psycho, seriously, and twisted his hand back the other way. Broke at least the last two fingers in his hand, and then plowed into the larger kid. Long story short... Smaller kid: 2 broken fingers. Bigger kid: broken nose, broken jaw, three fractured ribs, one broken leg, and a minor concussion. Oh, and various bite-markes/bruises/scrapes/etc.

By kids, I mean they were like 16 or so years old. To me, they're kids, but they're probably older than most people here. That guy is the one person in the world I'd actually be scared of fighting... because I don't think it would end without one of us dead.

Tai-Ti
09-27-2005, 11:27 AM
I have 2, and they both involve over-head projector.
The first, was a fight between my yr7 agriculture teacher, and the fattest guy in our year. Fat guy threw a chair at the teacher, teacher got peeved and smahed the overhead, was gross,s ome of his lood got on my desk.
The other one, these 2 guys decided to have a fight in science, while the overhead was turned on, it was a silent fight at first, untill they stood up, and they were still trying to be silent.teacher had a fit at em, but they kept going, class loved it, then one of em decied to get all sucidil, and said if the otehr didnt rack off, he would cut the over-head cord with is metal scissors. In the end, he actually did it, got electricuted, and was sent to hospital, but he's fine now.
They were the 2 most interesting fights ive witnessed.

DK
09-27-2005, 11:51 AM
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Chris
09-27-2005, 12:04 PM
Fights? I once saw some girls at school battling it out. >_>

Tai-Ti
09-27-2005, 12:10 PM
cat fights are always funny.

Chris
09-27-2005, 12:15 PM
cat fights are always funny.
Cat fights are actually a lot more violent than when guys fight!

loza
09-27-2005, 12:27 PM
when i was bout 5 some guy called jack kicked sand in my eyes when i was playing in the sand pit. i cried and my brother (odviously older) saw me crying and he threw sand on jack. jack challenged him to a fight (and he accepted) and jack ran for my brother and my brother defended himself as jack ran and jack bounced off him!! lol!

Big D
09-27-2005, 01:19 PM
I'm in a medieval re-enactment group where we do a lot of interesting fighting with period weapons. Ever seen a Renaissance fencing expert, armed only with a dagger, defeat an opponent who's got a dagger and a steel rapier? Neat stuff.
For my quarterstaff grading, I had to spar with an expert wearing full steel armour, carrying a sword and shield. That was fun.
I don't like 'real' violence, since it usually arises from one person trying to do an injustice upon an innocent. But when it's for sport - like martial arts - I can really get into it.

Old Manus
09-27-2005, 03:45 PM
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RPJesus
09-27-2005, 07:59 PM
I'm in a medieval re-enactment group where we do a lot of interesting fighting with period weapons. Ever seen a Renaissance fencing expert, armed only with a dagger, defeat an opponent who's got a dagger and a steel rapier? Neat stuff.
For my quarterstaff grading, I had to spar with an expert wearing full steel armour, carrying a sword and shield. That was fun.
I don't like 'real' violence, since it usually arises from one person trying to do an injustice upon an innocent. But when it's for sport - like martial arts - I can really get into it.
Coolie oolie!


One time there were these commoners fighting in the street while it was raining. They just kept on slipping and I laughed.
What?! Commoners?! Ha ha! What fools the common folk are!

=Angelus=
09-28-2005, 02:40 PM
I'm in a medieval re-enactment group where we do a lot of interesting fighting with period weapons. Ever seen a Renaissance fencing expert, armed only with a dagger, defeat an opponent who's got a dagger and a steel rapier? Neat stuff.
For my quarterstaff grading, I had to spar with an expert wearing full steel armour, carrying a sword and shield. That was fun.
I don't like 'real' violence, since it usually arises from one person trying to do an injustice upon an innocent. But when it's for sport - like martial arts - I can really get into it.
:fencing:
Might makes right? Nay i say!!
:twak:
Use Might to make Right

i'm basically against violence.. :tongue:

Brak
09-28-2005, 02:58 PM
Can't remember any good one's I've seen, but I can remember
a couple I've been in.

First one was was before I moved.(about 9 years ago)
The local bully was out making the rounds in my neighborhood
and started messing with one of my friends. I was a brown
(? Don't remember, probably brown) belt in Karate at the time.

I missed class on that 'only for self defense' part. :rolleyes2

Without any warning I ran up to the bully, suckerpunched him between
the eyes, gave him a pressed palm square in the gut, spun around
and gave him a reverse heel in the left ribcage, then when he fell
to his knees I brought my other leg up and brought it down on his
right shoulder.

After he got up a bit later (he was just curled there cryin for a while)
he ran/limped home to cry. And Mr. Miyagi told me my training
was complete.

Another was more recent. I was really pissed at the time, I think
someone dumped me or something, memory is a tad fuzzy.
I was eating at a Hall's and accidentally bumped into a guy getting
up from his table. I apologized but he wanted me to PAY him for
bumping into him. I refused, and he told me to go outside, because
he was gonna kick my behind. Being the opportunist I am, I sucker
punched him right between the eyes (it's a good opening strike :love: )
then hit him with both fists right at the arm joints, once square in
the chest, and one last blow directly in the stomach. Then I left him
a dollar, as payment.

Wow. I need to fight more often. Just TYPING that made me feel
better....

Fuzakeru
09-28-2005, 05:44 PM
O.o

Okay, know I know to never piss ya, off. Scary stuff right thar'.

I used to scramble nearly everyday between 1st grade to 5th. None of it was my fault though cause all the kids in the neighborhood hated me with a passion and loved kicking my butt.

The only fight I ever won was a cat fight between myself and a friend named Jennifer. I won that because I repeatedly beat her head in to the busstop walls.

RPJesus
09-29-2005, 06:14 PM
Even in saying that everybody hated you, you're giving yourself too much credit...