Newbies Beware

[theundeadhero]

Attention Newbies of EOFF. The holiday season is quickly approaching Eyes On Final Fantasy. It begins with Halloween. During this season, members here at EOFF tend to get a little bit... cannabalistic. Be warned now, to stay here you will surely be turned into a pie! If not a pie, then some other pastry you just may become.

:<3:

[Mittopotahis]

Oh! I want to be turned into a Croissant please!!!!

[Brak]

As long as I can dip my pig in butter and ride him round
the playground I don't mind none.

[Chris]

Or worse! Chris'll (that's me!) make you suck Grace Jones' toe! :love:

[Shauna]

:o

EoFF at Halloween, eh? I can't wait! :D :love:

[Primus Inter Pares]

Oh god, I'm still a newbie aren't I? :(

[Chibi Angel]

Do I count as a newbie? I've never been here at halloween before! :p

[Dreddz]

OMFG , its halloween in Eoff
That means there only 2 months till christmas !

[Noctivagus]

Well I'm scared lol

[Rusty]

Be afraid. Very afraid.

[DK]

I lack the will to think up something to fit in with the theme of this thread, so instead of theme spam I'll go for the useless post variety.

Intolerance!

[=Angelus=]

Meow?
i ate a brownie once.. they taste pretty good :D

[Hawkeye]

:eek: How dare you take us for a bunch of animals!

Rawr!

[crazybayman]

:hyper:

[Noctivagus]

*sits down in corner rocking back and forth* The aliens are coming, the ALIENS ARE COMING!

[Lady Selphie]

Be afraid. Very afraid.


Ok, how about some scary pictures or games such as resident evil or silent hill :D :tongue:

[Old Manus]

Where is that Halloween picture from the announcements a few years back

[boris no no]

can i dress up like a ghost and jump up behind people?
:D :D :D

[Zeldy]

:excited:

[Alive-Cat]

I dunno if i'm still a newbie or not...
THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN KNOWING!!!

[theundeadhero]

Your all safe because you joined before you had a chance to know any better. It's the newbies who join after today that have to look out.

=Angelus= was turned into a pie last year :p


Now Faris will try to hide,
because she knows I will make pie
Is she hiding under a stair?
She could be hiding anywhere!
Maybe she is hiding in France?
I know she's not in Monkey's pants!
Oh where, oh where, could Faris be?
I have to make a pie, you see.

[Captain VooDoo]

Yay! i love halloween, even though its always halloween for me!

[Destai]

Im going to hide behind furniture, make noises and scare people!

"Ooooooooo"

[RPJesus]

Your all safe because you joined before you had a chance to know any better. It's the newbies who join after today that have to look out.
So I'm definetly safe, then? Would I be anyway, I wonder. I mean, I've been here, what, no more than two weeks, but am already more experienced and generally cooler than anybody else. So am I a newbie, or am I too damn good?!


=Angelus= was turned into a pie last year :p


Now Faris will try to hide,
because she knows I will make pie
Is she hiding under a stair?
She could be hiding anywhere!
Maybe she is hiding in France?
I know she's not in Monkey's pants!
Oh where, oh where, could Faris be?
I have to make a pie, you see.
Emhm... very... pretty? And, staying with the theme,

"What is with this pie
Pizza pizza pie
Every minute, every second
Buy buy buy buy buy!
What is with this pie
Pizza pizza pie
Every minute, every second
Buy buy buy buy buy!
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms olives chives
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms olives chives
Therapy therapy advertising causes me
Therapy therapy advertising causes me".
SoaD, Chic 'n' Stu

[Aphelion]

I promise I won't do anything to newbies. *starts planning cannibalistic rituals*

[theundeadhero]

RPJesus, your safe for no more reason than putting Marilyn Manson in your avvy/sig is cool. That, and Leeza will protect you :)

[Light Mage]

Light Mage cookies with Coconut frosting... made with all natural ingredient.

[Maxico]

Wait, so is being Pope like a license to spam?

[RPJesus]

RPJesus, your safe for no more reason than putting Marilyn Manson in your avvy/sig is cool. That, and Leeza will protect you :)
What, not 'cause you like me? Well, at least I'm super-ultra-mega-cool, then.
Hmm... MOD protection is sweet. Sweet like an iced roundabout. :evilking:

[Faris]

Now Faris will try to hide,
because she knows I will make pie
Is she hiding under a stair?
She could be hiding anywhere!
Maybe she is hiding in France?
I know she's not in Monkey's pants!
Oh where, oh where, could Faris be?
I have to make a pie, you see.
It's been almost a year, you're still trying to make me into a pie? :eek:
*goes back to hiding* ^_____^

[bipper]

What defines a newbie here, am i still a newbie?

I can;t even post usernotes yet :cry:
I dun wanna be a pie *Remebers Chicken run*

Noobies, we will not become pies! We will learn to fly, we will escape, or we will DIE trying!

*cue music, and *n00bi3 Run*
Bipper

[Old Manus]

If you are a newbie now, you will forever be one.

[Strawberry_Mew]

:confused: I dunno if I am still a newbie or not I have been here for almost a year

[Traitorfish]

I won't get turned into a pie, as I have the protection of ghost-robo-Lenin!
It's a little known fact that Lenin recently returend to Earth, as a robot. During the Cold War, his statue in Moscow was replaced by a robot, specially designed with a positronic brain that could be controlled by spirits. His ghost, consequently, returned to Earth in June of 2002, intent on leading a new revolution, and bringing the world round to his, much better way of thinking.

I don't thnik it's fair to pick on newbies... everyone was new once. Now, n00bs, it's OK to pick on them. Not just OK, advisable! n00bs are the most terrible, pitiful creatures on the earth, and must be rounded up and turned into yummydelicious pie!

[Giga Guess]

I'll give 1,000,000,000 Giga Points to each newbie that steps into this here pie shell.... :angel:

[So-Luna]

I've been here like a month now, do I still count as a newbie?
If I am can I be a chocolate pie? Please??? (If anyone dares to eat me I will come bake*cough* I mean back to haunt them.Muwahahaha!!!!)

[Traitorfish]

I'll give 1,000,000,000 Giga Points to each newbie that steps into this here pie shell.... :angel:
Oh, me! Me! Giga points are worth being turned into a pie and eaten for! :D

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

It's been almost a year, you're still trying to make me into a pie? :eek:
*goes back to hiding* ^_____^
Noooooooooooooooooo!!! Last time you hide, we could not find you because Psychotic hid you and he would not reveal where. *gets out flashlight* Oh Faris! Come out, come out where ever you are! *looks in pond where Aeris is in*

[Xaven]

Well, I have a custom user title...

If that doesn't take away newbiness, then I want to be a banana cream pie!

[Dignified Pauper]

are you aware that all these things don't include meat. We're just going to roast you over a fire alive and then eat you rare.

[udsuna]

Oh, crap, not again. Remember last time I was cooked and eaten? I regenerate, and cause all kinds of digestion problems.

[crashNUMBERS]

Attention Newbies of EOFF. The holiday season is quickly approaching Eyes On Final Fantasy. It begins with Halloween. During this season, members here at EOFF tend to get a little bit... cannabalistic. Be warned now, to stay here you will surely be turned into a pie! If not a pie, then some other pastry you just may become.

:<3:
HA!! I get my custom title in 2 days!! Do you call that a n00b?? And besides. Im a little well known. AND a n00b ends about 4 months after registration...

[kikimm]

Well, I, personally, don't think they have anything to worry about. :)

[The Captain]

Wow, the year is really flying by.

Take care all.

[fire_of_avalon]

Oh man, I love this. :)

And he said the newbies who join AFTER today will be eaten, goofs. Stop asking if you'll be eaten.

[Dignified Pauper]

Attention Newbies of EOFF. The holiday season is quickly approaching Eyes On Final Fantasy. It begins with Halloween. During this season, members here at EOFF tend to get a little bit... cannabalistic. Be warned now, to stay here you will surely be turned into a pie! If not a pie, then some other pastry you just may become.

:<3:
HA!! I get my custom title in 2 days!! Do you call that a n00b?? And besides. Im a little well known. AND a n00b ends about 4 months after registration...


Crash, you're a perpetual n00b for spelling newb that way.

[rubah]

There is no time limits on being a newbie. It is meaningless to try and set one.

Child, you can break free of being a nub. Give yourselves to common sense and propiety.

Come. Let me be your liberator.

[Velld Ragnarok]

Oh man . . . memories of my first EoFF halloween. . . sex changes galore!

Vellderelda! :D

[Maxico]

HA!! I get my custom title in 2 days!! Do you call that a n00b?? And besides. Im a little well known. AND a n00b ends about 4 months after registration...

Oh, no. You can still be considered a "n00b" long after you've received your custom title.

It's not like some set date.

EDIT: Oh and whatever happened to the annual Gender Bender?

[RPJesus]

It's been almost a year, you're still trying to make me into a pie? :eek:
*goes back to hiding* ^_____^
Noooooooooooooooooo!!! Last time you hide, we could not find you because Psychotic hid you and he would not reveal where. *gets out flashlight* Oh Faris! Come out, come out where ever you are! *looks in pond where Aeris is in*
Why is Aeris in a pond? Did cloud push her?! He always was a clever one!

are you aware that all these things don't include meat. We're just going to roast you over a fire alive and then eat you rare.
Good. I can't stand to think that we be kept in a barn with no light, and brought out to be shot, stripped, sliced and sent. You're doing it the natural way. The way Lord Bowie intended it. Bravo, sir!

Also, I don't understand all these things you done bin sayin'. User notes? what's with 'em? Custom user title? Huh?

[Dignified Pauper]

The way Lord Bowie intended it

Which Bowie? Androgenous Bowie? Labyrinth Bowie? Or Current Bowie?

[Haunted]

hmmm i joined before today so in theory i SHOULD be ok, im gunna go into hising just incase ;)

[theundeadhero]

Well, I, personally, don't think they have anything to worry about. :)I'll turn you into a pie. On New Years :)


Which Bowie?Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

[Dignified Pauper]

Which Bowie?Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

thanks for clarifying.

[Markus. D]

im scared everyones gonna have a masked person or zombie in there sig (my 2 beloved phobias)

[=Angelus=]

=Angelus= was turned into a pie last year :p

This year i'm prepared with.... Holy Water!! Bwahaha... undeads beware.. by my flask, thou shall be Purified!!

(grabs a pillow too, just in case :p)

[RPJesus]

The way Lord Bowie intended it

Which Bowie? Androgenous Bowie? Labyrinth Bowie? Or Current Bowie?
You've lost me...


Which Bowie?Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.




Which Bowie?Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

thanks for clarifying.
Clarifying?! You didn't ask him! But it's cool.
Truth be told, besides pictures and The Labyrinth, a couple of music videos including Ziggy is really the most I've seen of Bowie. 'My bad. But he's still... :exdee:... really-really-ultra-mega-super-cool-doubleplusgood-fantastico!!!

[Spiffing Cheese]

Yay!

Oh crap -

*hides*

[Laugh at face of Danger]

I wont be a newbiew by the time Halloween is here! I'll be an Oldie with my CUSTOM USER TITLE

noobie: new-usernotes
midi: usernotes-custom title
oldie: custom title-recognised member
ancients: three lines or more

haha, i EAT YOU

[RPJesus]

What are any of those things? Nobody answers me. Oh... 'cause I'm bloody stupid, in' it? Fine! But you can forget coming to my cocktail party!

[theundeadhero]

im scared everyones gonna have a masked person or zombie in there sig (my 2 beloved phobias)

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/scary.jpg

Your screwed.

[Spammerman]

:eek: How dare you take us for a bunch of animals!

Rawr!
CUrse YOu.I was gonna say the same thing but in big green letters like this: RAWR

anyways, can i be a pumpkin pie?

[Kijunaa]

Great.

Now I read this.

[Old Manus]

I don't get this thread :cry:

[RPJesus]

Well, you don't get much do you? glare glare glare

[=Angelus=]

....
A: I'm getting the creeps..
B: Me too
C: Me 2.5
D: Me e^3.142...
A,B,C: Gaaaa!! PiE!!!