The Glorious Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Traitorfish]

Recently, an energetic and exciting new religion has appeared: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
A lot of people have heard of this, probably most of you, but here's the site the site- http://www.venganza.org/
What is your opinion on it?
I think it's goddam, no wait, strike that, FlyingSpaghettiMonsterdam brilliant!

http://www.venganza.org/images/wallpapers/FSM3d.gif

[boris no no]

the graph of global warming over number of pirates is amusing

[Alive-Cat]

This is very interesting. But I think you are trying to steer me away from Cidism...I DON'T TRUST YOU...CIDISM IS THE RIGHT RELIGION!!!! YOU WILL BE SMITED!!!

[Chris]

I can see its balls. :chuckle:

[Rye]

Wow, coolest non animated .gif ever.

[Nod]

Wow. I can safely say without a doubt that is a mind-numbingly interesting religion. Uh-huh oh yeah. :D

[Traitorfish]

This is very interesting. But I think you are trying to steer me away from Cidism...I DON'T TRUST YOU...CIDISM IS THE RIGHT RELIGION!!!! YOU WILL BE SMITED!!!
Fool... The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster rules over all, governing with His Noodley Appendage. Convert now, and spend eternity in His Superior Heaven, complete with Beer Volcano.

[Old Manus]

It looks like feaces wrapped in tapeworm.

[Alive-Cat]

Noooooooo! I'll tell Cid that you're all blaspheming!!! AHHHHH!
THIS NEW RELIGION IS FOR FOOLS! CIDISM IS THE TRUE RELIGION!!!

[Nod]

Pfft. Nodism is obviously the way to go. Because I am the best there ever was, is, and will be. Not that Im arrogant or anything. :p

[Traitorfish]

Pah. His Noodley Worshipfullness is obviously superior to any half-baked religion anyone else can come up with. I mean, He runs the world, with the awesome power of noodles. It's so simple. How can you not realise it?
Sigh... but not to worry... He is forgiving as He is mighty and noodley.
You will see the light and join the Pastafarian way, eventually.

[Alive-Cat]

Cidism=Best religion ever...

[Chris]

Well, thanks guys for giving Psy more things spam about. >:O

[Traitorfish]

Pah. The only religion to even come close to Pastafarianism is the Church of Halo...
http://chumscomic.com/haloCOMIC.jpg

[Chris]

hoyl crap thtas funni

:love:

[bipper]

Wow, sad and yet so hilarious.

[Traitorfish]

I don't see how it's sad... No-one intends this to be serious. it's really just a clever protest against teaching creationism in schools, as the site details.

[eestlinc]

as a fifth density being I don't worry about such trifles.

[DK]

I can see its balls. :chuckle:

You made this thread worth reading, Chris. :love:

[escobert]

My god!

[Primus Inter Pares]

My Jesus is better than your Jesus.

[Xaven]

I've been to that website before. It's very interesting.

Hah! Spaghetti's cool now.

[Psychotic]

Well, thanks guys for giving Psy more things spam about. >:OAnd whose fault is it that I spam about Grace Jones? :irked:

But, if you insist: lol spam lol religiou flyign soepagheerti mosnter LOLOL SMpamapam spam spam rofl rofl im teh spammy spammers lol hi all of YOU FRIENDS!

There, now that that piece of crap is out the way, I reckon that monster would look better in my stomach, although I think my large intestine would bring out the green in its eyes.

[The Man]

Blasphemy! The Invisible Pink Unicorn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Pink_Unicorn) is, and forever will be, the one true deity! BBHHH!

[Traitorfish]

Ha! I pooh-pooh your foolish unicorn, in the finest manor of a victorian gentleman! I pooh-pooh it, sir! It has been pooh-poohed. Consider it pooh-poohed! Yes sir, pooh-poohed, and well and rightly so! Yes! Ha!
When you get down to it, a giant blob of spaghetti that created the universe, and flies about ruling the Earth with 'His Noodley Appendage' is just more interesting than a boring old pink unicorn.

[The Man]

It's not just any pink unicorn though, it's an invisible one. The fact that she is able to possess two contradictory aspects of being invisible and pink at once makes her incredible.

[Traitorfish]

It's not just any pink unicorn though, it's an invisible one. The fact that she is able to possess two contradictory aspects of being invisible and pink at once makes her incredible.
I think being a huge, living blob of omni-potent, sentient spaghetti is a tad more contradictory than being invisible and pink.
Contradicting colour is one thing, living spaghetti is a very different thing.

[Raistlin]

The IPU was definitely the first, but it hasn't gained the wide-spread popularity of the FSM. The FSM has pirates, too. And a beer factory and strippers in heaven. Tough to beat that.

Anyway, they also served two different purposes. The IPU was meant to criticize theism in general. The FSM is meant to be satirical of the current on-goings in the not-so-intelligent state of Kansas, where the state board of education recently voted to include the "theory" of Intelligent Design in the science curriculum, as "controversy" to evolution. "Theory" and "controversy" are in quotes, because ID isn't either.

[The Man]

The FSM has pirates, too. And a beer factory and strippers in heaven. Tough to beat that. Touché.

[Shlup]

Seen it.

Not that it isn't hillarious and great.