Damn you Kerrang

[Project G]

In this weeks Kerrang magazine, they have a double sided poster with My Chemical Romance on one side and Bullet for my Valentine on the other and I cant choose which one to put up, I love both of the bands but cant decide. Please help

[Brian The Pink Shark]

buy another issue, i dont normally have this problem with kerrang posters 'cos they never give you anything good, although last week they did give an Iron Maiden one and a large Pandora one, my ceiling is so much sexier now :choc:

[Zeldy]

TURN OVER THE PANDORA ONE!

[Captain VooDoo]

Pit up the my chemical romance one thats what i'm going to do when i get it or you could go for the better option,refuse to put anything on your wall or ceiling that is not HIM related.

[Captain Maxx Power]

I say burn the poster for the sake of humanity.

[Pure Strife]

I say burn the poster for the sake of humanity.

Aye. Bullet For My Valentine are a poor man's Machine Head.

[Jack]

Pour acid onto it, and then burn it.
Those bands deserve more then a casual "burning"

[Brian The Pink Shark]

TURN OVER THE PANDORA ONE!


no way, how will my ceiling be sexy if i remove pandora :choc:

[Traitorfish]

I say burn the poster for the sake of humanity.

Aye. Bullet For My Valentine are a poor man's Machine Head.
Not exactly- Bullet For My Valentine a cheap and efficient way of making your head explode.

Now, if you'd said 'Damn You, Kerrang!' because of Kerrang's tendenacy to follow popular trends, it's idiotic pigeonholing of bands into hundreds of imaginary genres, and it's general self-righteous arrogance, I'd have been with you all the way. But, because you can't decide which demon to befoul your walls with... I say you don't realise how stupid that magazine actually is.
P.S. Pandora is one of the worst comic strips I have ever seen. It's badly written and just generally iritating. Try ctrl-alt-del (www.ctrlaltdel-online) or penny-arcade (www.penny-arcade.com). Or, if your not a game-geek, soemthing better.

[Zeldy]

TURN OVER THE PANDORA ONE!


no way, how will my ceiling be sexy if i remove pandora :choc:

Lauri's on the other side :love:

[Lindy]

Not buying Kerrang would also be a useful and efficient idea.

I don't usually hate things JUST for them riding the pop culture bandwagon, but Kerrang is an exception.

[Brian The Pink Shark]

TURN OVER THE PANDORA ONE!


no way, how will my ceiling be sexy if i remove pandora :choc:

Lauri's on the other side :love:


im tring to increase the sexyness of my ceiling!!!

funny how Kerrang has changed so much, it used to be all about heavy metal, now it even follows Hip-Hop WTS! :choc:

[Traitorfish]

Not buying Kerrang would also be a useful and efficient idea.

I don't usually hate things JUST for them riding the pop culture bandwagon, but Kerrang is an exception.
Kerrang's particularly bad because it tries to pretend it doesn't follow pop culture. There all 'Yeah, were hardcore metalheads! Yeah metal metal metal! -gasp- What's this? Oooh, My Chemical Romance, I just love emo, don't you?'
Bloody Annoying.

[Captain Maxx Power]

[QUOTE=Maxx Power]
Aye. Bullet For My Valentine are a poor man's Machine Head.

Ah, thank you. Finally someone who understands me.

[Brian The Pink Shark]

actually a couple of weeks ago the K! compared Bullet for My Vallentine with Iron Maiden, Judas Priest and Black Sabbath and im the one they say is crazy! :choc:

[Pure Strife]

actually a couple of weeks ago the K! compared Bullet for My Vallentine with Iron Maiden, Judas Priest and Black Sabbath and im the one they say is crazy! :choc:

How do they compare at all?

[Traitorfish]

Kerrang are incredibly fickle. Anything that is popluar now is as good as the best, as far as they're concerned. Which is of course, terrible blasphemy. Oh well, they'll burn in hell!

[Project G]

I just cant choose which one to put up and its really annoying

[Jack]

I've told you BURN IT. Then Pour ACID over the ashes. Then FREEZE it then SHATTER it. Only then may the papers find release from the demons upon it.

What annoys me is their mentioning of certain bands without actually having much interest in them, just as a excuse to fill spaces. Then they mock them when it suits them. (i.e: The Smashing Pumpkins). The magazine totally ignores the contrabution the band made to the scene, and instead focuses on Nirvana who were of a very limited scene and never progressed beyond it. Hell, Mudhoney & Sonic Youth were doing what Nirvana did years before, minus shotgun to face.