Best FFVI Quotes

[ljkkjlcm9]

when locke's getting sick on the boat
Not a word of this to anyone else, o shrouded one

Setzer
How...unusual!
A coin with identical sides...!
All right, I'll help you
Nothing to lose but my life

Celes
Looks like you've been hustled Mr. Gambler

that's all I'll put for now

THE JACKEL

[boys from the dwarf]

locke:
call me a treasure hunter or ill rip your lungs out!!!
best line on the game.

edgar: if i die all the women in the world will despair!
yeah...right.

[KoShiatar]

Kefka: This is sickening! You sound like a self-help booklet! Prepare yourselves!

[silentenigma]

Kefka: I hate you! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!!

(ahh but in the japanese version of the game instead of a word like hate there is a word about the equivilant of the F-Bomb)

[Christmas]

Kefka: The end came beyond chaos....

[ThroneofDravaris]

Why should the world exist without me, that wouldn’t be fair!

Oh wait no, that was some other, better game…

[Primus Inter Pares]

:love: Another great post brought to you by ToD, anyway...

Kefka: Wait? Do i look like a waiter to you?

[tailz]

see sig :D

but aside from that everything kefka said was funny

kefka rulez

[Bowser]

Hehe....Fuddy Duddy...:<3:

[Faith]

Too many great lines....great game.

[Flying Mullet]

Mr. Thou

[boys from the dwarf]

Mr. Thou
i forgot about that. that scene is hilarious.

[x_Hopeless_Deviate_x]

Any scene with Ultros is hilarious, especially the one with Relm.
Uncle Ulty hehe!
:p

[GooeyToast]

Mr. Thou

Thou art sooooooooo right

[boys from the dwarf]

when you find ultros as a receptionist. its smurfin hilarious.

[Flying Mullet]

I don't remember the script, but I love the scene when you take Cyan into the pub and he gets all worked up talking to the waitress.

[Celes]

I love it when Locke steals the guards clothes, and says something like, "It's a little big but the price was right" ;)

[ljkkjlcm9]

I love it when Locke steals the guards clothes, and says something like, "It's a little big but the price was right" ;)
A little tight, but the price was right when he steals the merchants clothes....

THE JACKEL

[Reine]

Son of a submariner!

The end....comes beyond chaos..

Muahahahaha

Not a word of this to anyone else, o shrouded one

THeres tons of others (A lot from Kefka of course)

[Alixsar]

You spoony bard!

I know that's from IV, but it's in VI as well. You really have to look for it, though. And no, I'm not lying. Clearly.

[Memoria]

Celes:
"I'm a general, not some Opera Floozy!"

When I played, I named myself Celes and so when she said that I took off laughing because I love to sing. It has more value to me like that...

[Suikojowy]

Kefka: run! run! or you'll be well done!

Kefka: ahem, there's SAND in my boots! *soldier wipes Kefka's boots*

[Crossblades]

Kefka: run! run! or you'll be well done!

Kefka: ahem, there's SAND in my boots! *soldier wipes Kefka's boots*

I love that quote :lol:

[Bendak]

Octopus soup!

[Neco Arc]

Uncle Ulty

[Nightmare X]

Pretty much Kefka's entire script.

[TurkSlayer]

Kefka:...You all sound like a self help booklet!

[Strider]

"I thought he was some bodybuilder that had strayed from his gym."

"Bodybuilder? ... I'll take that as a compliment."

Perhaps Terra's best line in the whole game.

[nik0tine]

I don't remember the script, but I love the scene when you take Cyan into the pub and he gets all worked up talking to the waitress.
You liscentous howler!

[blackmage_nuke]

SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY!!!!!!!

[Avarice-ness]

Sabin: Mr. Thou's that one, over there!

Kefka: Son of a Submariner.

Gau: Uwaoo~!!

Pretty much the Entire Mr. Thou scene, and Everything Kefka says. <3

[starseeker]

Sabin: You think a little thing like the end of the world was going to do me in.

Edgar: Terra, step away from the esper (when it glows)

I find those lines so funny.

[Sarah Shirato]

Edgar in Disquise:What's all the blooming fuss about?The world "my Lady" are used the world over!!

Edgar confounting Kefka: there's bunch of girls out then grain of sand I can't keep track of them all!!

Terra:Kefka used that crown on me?

[YTDN]

Why do you build, knowing that destrcution is inevitable?
Why do you yearn for life, knowing that all things must die?

All Kefka lines.

[Stayin Dizzy]

Edgar:I'll give you three reasons: First of all, your beauty has captivated me! Second... I'm dying to know if I'm your type... I guess your ...abilities... would be a distant third.

Celes:W...wait! I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

Banon: Perhaps you’ve heard this story? Once, when people were pure and innocent, there was a box they were told never to open. But someone went and opened it anyway. He unleashed all the Evils of the world: Envy... Greed... Pride... Violence... Control... All that was left in the box was a single ray of light: Hope. (Isn't this a reference to Pandora's box??)

Setzer:I'm a man of my word, music man!

Locke:Terra... Please wait for me... And... please... don’t let a lecherous young king, who shall remain nameless, near you!

Kefka:Ha, ha, ha! ...What a toad!

Gau:Does Mr. Thou like shiny thing?

Kefka:Now, my little Magicite pretties... come, and help me build the
magical empire of "Kefka"!

[yuno]

celes:im a soldier,not some love-starved twit!

[Moon Rabbits]

"Nothing beats the music of 1000 voices screaming in unison" -- Kefka, after poisoning the water supply to Doma.

[feioncastor]

"Yeeeeeeouch!!! Seafood soup!" ~Uncle Ulty
"Alright, alright, Uncle Ulty really wants you to draw his picture..." ~Uncle Ulty


And then, whatever Atma Weapon says when you engage with him... Something about ancient as the cosmos... What is that line? Pure energy... IDK, someone post it now.

"I haven't the foggiest!" ~ Terra Branford

"Oh my hero so far away now,
Will I ever see your smile?
Love goes away, like night into day
it's just a fading dream...

I'm the darkness, you're the stars
and our love is brighter than the sun
For eternity, for me there can be
only you, my chosen one

Must I forget you, our solemn promise
Will autumn take the place of spring?
What shall I do? I'm lost without you,
Speak to me once more

We must part now, my life goes on
But my heart won't give you up
I walk away let me hear you say
I meant as much to you...

So gently, you touched my heart
and I'm forever yours
Come what may, I won't age a day
I'll wait for you always" ~Celes

"Kupopo!" ~ Mog

[Llanowar]

Owner: We have Ultros working to pay off his debt he should be out of here in a few thousand years.

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

"If you love her, let her go. If she doesn't come back, she's probably with my brother.."
"I'm tired of this, thou art such a pain in the...confound it all, I'm starting to talk like you!" -Sabin

[Hexarar]

"If you love her, let her go. If she doesn't come back, she's probably with my brother.." Where's this one?

[Acid Raine]

Terra
"I guess a normal girl would've found him dashing...."
"I haven't the foggiest! It just seems natural..."
"Really He looks like some bodybuilder who's been lost from his gym."

Locke
"Call me a trasure hunter, or I'll rip your lungs out."
"Terra ... Please wait for me... And...please...don't let a certain lecherous young king, who shall remain nameless, anywhere near you!"
"A little tight, but the price was right"
"M
M
M
M
M
M
Magic??
She used Magic?!?"
"I'd say that guy's missing a few buttons..."

Edgar
"You see, there're more girls here than grains of sand out there. I can't keep track of 'em all!"
"If I die, all the world's women will grieve!"
"Are you blind? Look how pale his face has become!"

Sabin
And you're a King Crab!"
"Worried? Can't wage war on an empty stomach!"
"You think a measly thing like the end of the world was going to do me in?"

Cyan
"H...how dare you... you licentious howler!"
"Look, we can't have ye two prancing 'round all day!"

Gau
(I named him MAU in my game) "MAU....GAU!!!"
"Does Mr. Thou like shiny things?"

Shadow
"Leave us. The dog eats strangers."
"In this world there are many like me who have killed their emotions. Don't forget that."
"I'll be blown to bits before I can even collect my pay..."

Celes
"I am a GENERAL! Not some opera floozy!
*runs into dressing room*
Do.....re.....mi"

Setzer
"I have nothing to lose but my life, and I got that for free!"
"Ha! How low can you get?! I love it! Alright, I'll help you. Nothing to lose but my life... My life is a chip in your pile! Ante up!"
""What's the most important thing in life? To be free of obligations! Otherwise you lose the ability to gamble..."

Strago
...I actally cant think of anything....

Relm
"You idiot, did you think I was going to check out before you?"
"What's with the puffed up aerobics instructor?"

Mog
"Thankupo!"
"That old psycho Ramuh told me to be expecting you! And now...I'm...gonna join your party!"
"Kupo! You're alive! I thought you were all feeding the worms!"
"The hair, watch the hair man!"

Kefka
"Ahem! Theres SAND on my boots!"
"Run run or you'll be well done!"
"Ah, nothing like the music of 1000 voices screaming in unison."
"Edgar, you pinhead! Why do you have to live in the middle of nowhere?"
"These recon jobs are the pits!"

[Cubster]

From After General Leo is killed by Kefka and laid to rest
Setzer: We've been had!! The Emperor is a liar!
Cyan: Thanks to Edgar, we escaped before anything bad happened...
Locke: Way to go, Edgar!
Edgar: I got to know the gal who brought us tea. After a while, she just blurted out the whole crooked plan.
Sabin: So... you finally hit pay dirt, eh?
Edgar: Watch your mouth! There're ladies present! I was a perfect gentleman!;)

Strago: May I accompany you?
Edgar: Who're you?
Locke: He's one of this town's citizens.
Terra: He's descended from the Mage Warriors of yore... I think he can be a big help.
Strago: We must expect the Empire to flex it's new-found muscle soon.
Relm: Me too!
Strago: I don't think so.
Sabin: Yeah, right kid!
Relm: What? Who is this puffed-up aerobics instructor, anyway?
Sabin: Kid's got quite a lip!
Relm: Aaack! I'm gonna paint your portrait!
(Some characters going nuts)
All: Uwaaa! S...stop!:eek:
Strago: All right all ready! If you insist...
Relm: That's better!
Sabin: Let's go!
Relm: What's wrong, lover boy?
Edgar: How old are you?
Relm: 10... why?
Relm: I'm coming along, too.
(Relm goes and joins the party, leaving Edgar by himself)
Edgar: You've grown up entirely too fast! Lighten up, okay!?:sweatdrop


Sorry I just love that part!:love: :D

[Hexarar]

Strago: We must expect the Empire to flex it's new-found muscle soon.
Relm: Me too!
Especially that part. I just never saw Relm flexing her muscles... I would put a smiley here but I hate them.

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

I dont know and I dont feel like scouring the web to find out where my quote is from a game I ahvent played in 6 years

[rawr stuart]

"Why do we yearn life, knowing that all things must die?"

[Acid Raine]

"Hahaha......what a toad!"

Who else?

I use that now.....:shifty:

[Avathar]

Relm's so cude (cute and rude:P)

"You're such a fuddy duddy."

^_^

[Squall Leonhart Girl]

Relm: Who is this Puffed up Arbobics Instructor anyway?

[Reyamoka]

Gau: my SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY SHINY treasure!

Sabin: ...can anything be THAT shiny?

[six underground]

Kefka : I will build a monument to non-existence!!

NPC in the WoR : Kefka's up there, shooting rods of light at everyone...he's like a god.
(or something like that:) -- about Kefka's tower

hahaha Acid Raine I love your quotes :)

they should get the script translators from this game into more FF games, if they aren't already...Ted Woolsey, is that right?

[Polnareff]

Kefka's "Son of a submariner!" is the funniest one :D

Celes: Sabin! You're alive?
Sabin: But of course! You think a minor thing like the end of the world was going to do me in?

Setzer: When things fall, they fall!

[tenhitcombo]

[!]kefka:hello
terra:hi
kefka:bye
terra:ok[/!]
*snip* Don't make pointless posts. --foa

[Crossblades]

Celes - I'm a Warrior, not some Opera floozy! *slams into a door*

I think that's how it went

[Dark Tonberry]

Edgar: Well, theres about as many girls in here as there are grains of sand out there! I can't keep track of them all!

Edgar you pimp:D

[Zeromus_X]

Jeez, Woosley packed the whole thing with delicious one-liners.

Anything from Kefka pretty much pounds down anything anyone in any video game ever ever says anyway, so...:cat:

[GFang]

The following are a mix of the old and new translations...

Terra: Look, why are you helping me? Is it because of my... abilities?
Edgar: I'll give you three reasons: First of all, your beauty has captivated me! Second... I'm dying to know if I'm your type... I guess your ...abilities... would be a distant third.
Terra: ... ...? What's with you, anyway?
Edgar: Guess my technique's a bit rusty...



Locke: Edgar, Terra can use magic, and we can't. That's the only difference between us.


Terra: Thank you, Locke!
Terra: Thank you, Edgar!
Terra: .................Stop swooning, you two!


Terra: I haven't the foggiest!


Ultros: (referring to Terra) Oh, that one's a tasty morsel! I'd love to get my tentacles around her... *sluuuuuurup*!


Leo: The Emperor has ordered me to return home. I don't want any trouble here!
Kefka: You loser! I'll take care of this situation in no time!
[General Leo leaves.]
Kefka: Yes, you just go off and be a good little boy...


Edgar: Terra... Step away from the Esper...


Kefka: This is sickening... You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!

:p :p :p

[Leeza]

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