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nik0tine
10-02-2005, 05:39 AM
What is it? :confused:
The Summoner of Leviathan
10-02-2005, 05:41 AM
Ones and zeros?
rubah
10-02-2005, 05:41 AM
interconnected computer networks?
DMKA
10-02-2005, 05:42 AM
Terrorism.
Shoeberto
10-02-2005, 05:42 AM
Bleys helped me download it to a floppy disc once, but when I must have done something wrong because I wanted to surf it on my toaster and all I got was some funny smells.
Kawaii Ryűkishi
10-02-2005, 05:43 AM
It was inside of you the entire time.
Yamaneko
10-02-2005, 05:44 AM
< BombScare > i beat the internet
< BombScare > the end guy is hard
Rengori
10-02-2005, 05:51 AM
It's what makes you go into Trance.
FF freak
10-02-2005, 06:03 AM
It was invented by a Mr. Al Gore.
Samuraid
10-02-2005, 06:04 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet

It's no simple answer.
Yamaneko
10-02-2005, 06:05 AM
TCP/IP yada yada...
Shoeberto
10-02-2005, 06:08 AM
Application Presentation Session Transport Network Data Link Physical. I had to be able to recite that in ten seconds or else my CCNA teacher would've killed me during Hell Week.
Primus Inter Pares
10-02-2005, 06:39 AM
I had the internet once, it's overrated.
VampireCrono
10-02-2005, 07:14 AM
My mom says I can log onto the internet only with a helmet on.
Sakuma Ryuichi
10-02-2005, 08:02 AM
its a microwave that has internet food in there, but wheni tried 2 get it out it kept saying error...i dunno y i wanted those chicken wings though...
theundeadhero
10-02-2005, 08:16 AM
It has something to do with the Psychic's Network.
Shlup
10-02-2005, 09:22 AM
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananana phone! that's it!!
Ultima Shadow
10-02-2005, 09:30 AM
http://www.wernersplace.com/images/Truth%20behind%20the%20Internet.jpg
Internet, nuff said. :p
Mitch
10-02-2005, 09:39 AM
I use it to become sexy
Rinoa_Heartillly
10-02-2005, 09:45 AM
The best way to find porn and weird people. :P
Maxico
10-02-2005, 09:52 AM
YOUR MOTHER!
nik0tine
10-02-2005, 10:34 AM
YOUR MOTHER!
Real mature.
Maxico
10-02-2005, 10:54 AM
Well that was kind of the whole point.
Destai
10-02-2005, 10:58 AM
p0rn.
Captain Maxx Power
10-02-2005, 12:01 PM
The internet is the biggest collective figment of everyone's imagination since Vietnam. Seriously, that never happened. At least according to all the Whitehouse Licensed History Books I've read.
Old Manus
10-02-2005, 12:25 PM
The internet has you
Cruise Control
10-02-2005, 12:33 PM
Ones and zeros?Thats binary actually.

Its a language based on powers of two,as opposed to the powers of ten in the english system of counting.

Tis made up of bits, I believe a bit is 0000 0000, and 0000 is a nibble.

When writing in binary, a 1 means that particular digit is on, a zero means it is off.

The zero on the far right of the first nibble is one, to the left is two, then four , then eight, and so on. If you don't have enough room for your number you tack on another nibble.

0001=1
0010=2
0100=4
1000=8

By combining them, you can make any number like 73.
73=0100 1001
Mittopotahis
10-02-2005, 12:49 PM
I can translate numbers in to binary! :D

Anyway, the internet is that thing that ruined my brain.
Brak
10-02-2005, 12:53 PM
THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!11ONEONESHIFTELEVEN!!12?
Lindy
10-02-2005, 12:56 PM
http://internet.ytmnd.com/
Rye
10-02-2005, 01:29 PM
The internet is for porn. xD
bipper
10-02-2005, 02:53 PM
The cheapest and easiest way to degrade what is left of our children's feeble minds. And free pron. :mad:

Bipper
Rye
10-02-2005, 02:54 PM
http://forporn.ytmnd.com/
Destai
10-02-2005, 05:09 PM
http://internet.ytmnd.com/It wouldnt load for ages and I was convinced that was meant to be your point. *Happy to share*
Doomie
10-02-2005, 07:25 PM
L337
Zeldy
10-02-2005, 07:31 PM
Its a thing that lets you talk to people ;p
Jess
10-02-2005, 07:37 PM
i dont have the internets? :confused:
Shoden
10-02-2005, 07:45 PM
a secret organization bent on taking over teh universe and displaying pr0n and allowing nut cases like me to use it.
Destai
10-02-2005, 08:11 PM
Its like a telephone for more than one person, but with porn anf FF characters added in.
Shoeberto
10-02-2005, 08:17 PM
And porn, too.
KoShiatar
10-02-2005, 08:28 PM
I stick this needle in my veins everyday.
The Jamie Star Scenario
10-03-2005, 01:18 AM
Well personally I use the internet to find increasingly inventive ways to cook cabbages and pickled onions.
Rye
10-03-2005, 01:19 AM
It's also for amazing .gif such as this one:

http://bart.gamingw.net/junk/dance/picardheehaw.gif
GooeyToast
10-03-2005, 01:20 AM
It's for mail-order brides and Vietnamese prostitutes
Primus Inter Pares
10-03-2005, 02:08 AM
I ate the internet once.