Baby Sephiroth

[FFGuevara]

http://www.harrisonhospital.org/whatsnew/nursery.php?action=details&ID=6069%20T Parents called their kid Sephiroth.

[G SpOtZ]

LOL!!
the parents must be FF freaks huh?? hahah i hope the baby turns out a pimp just like the sephy in the game...

[FFX_fanatiq]

thats a bad name for a baby concidering sephiroth was treated as a lab rat as a baby
lmao

[nik0tine]

hahahahahahahaha!!!

[Necronopticous]

That poor kid. There should be laws against this.

[boys from the dwarf]

hahahahahahahaha!!!

hahahahahahahaha!!!

hahahahahahahaha!!!
evil!!!!mwaha!!!

[DMKA]

Square should sue the parents amirite?

[Necronopticous]

That would be great if Square sent the parents a cease-and-desist.

[FFGuevara]

What if this kid ever plays FFVII? Wonder what he'll say.

[Chris]

That's one ugly, UGLY name.

[Rubix]

Poor poor kid :lol:

[Captain Maxx Power]

Looks like one of us will have to name our kid Cloud incase he ever tries to take over the world.

[Rubix]

I am sure someone in France already has :D

[Anniexo]

man if i had a baby boy i'd call him zack, cid or vincent knowing they are real names with meaning

[FFGuevara]

I know someone who called their cat Cait Sith.

[Anniexo]

I know someone who called their cat Cait Sith.

i think i'll call my next dog nanaki just 4 the fun of it

[Destai]

That would be great if Square sent the parents a cease-and-desist.*dies laughing*
But I wonder if hes being named after the Tree of Life *attatches*
Either way one ugly freaking name from some dopey parents.

[MJN SEIFER]

I just hope that kid likes FFVII when he plays it. because if he doesn't; that's his play ground life ruined...

[KoShiatar]

Poor, POOR kid.
I hope the FF 7 craze has ended forever by the time he becomes sentient or his life will be really hard. I mean, had they called him Vincent, it's a common name, isn't it? But Sephiroth..gawd....

[G SpOtZ]

Tifa's a good name. so is Aeris but i hate Aeris. Cloud actually might pass as a name. and the others that people mentioned, cid, vincent, zack.... i don't know about Barret. guess it could work.
Tseng: asian name.
Reeve: might work.
Rude: probably not as much.
Reno: could work.
Elena: yeah.
Rufus: it's a real name. but it's a bad name lol.
Mukki: probably not.
Sephiroth: definitely not a good name.
Ifalna: i guesss....
Yuffie: sounds like a dog's name.

[kratos_GoS]

He looks like a sephiroth

[Chris]

I think its okay to name your pets after fictional characters, but not babies.

[Anniexo]

Rufus: it's a real name. but it's a bad name lol.
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ya ya right there oh did you know that rufus has moved to harry potter (joke)

[Rengori]

I hope that if he ever plays FFVII, he doesn't get any ideas. If so, then I hope a kid named Cloud shows up before we all die under a smoldering crater.

[Sephex]

In the new EGM letters section, the parents sent in a recent picture of him.

EDIT: Hold on a second, I'll scan the pic.

EDIT2: Okay, so here it is. I think this is the same baby because the story mentioned in the letter was the same as the reason why the parents named their child Sephiroth.

[Rengori]

In the new EGM letters section, the parents sent in a recent picture of him.
*checks EGM* How on earth did I miss this?

[FFGuevara]

OMG its not the same kid... That kid on EGM is Black while the one i showed you is white... There are more people who do it...


*edit* And not their not even the same gender just so you know.

[DJZen]

Stuff like that makes me want to club baby seals.... GOD HOW I HATE HUMANITY!!!

[Rengori]

*edit* And not their not even the same gender just so you know.
Last I checked, boys and boys are the same gender.

[FFGuevara]

That baby from the EGM article was refered to as a she. Which means she's a female. Read that article sephex posted carefully.

*edit* arch cant believe i read it wrong. Still their skin color is much deferent.

[Winter Nights]

Unless the baby was pregnant, they never mention a gender. Read it again.

[Rengori]

Unless the baby was pregnant, they never mention a gender. Read it again.
*rereads* Oh... Damn.

[Winter Nights]

Read it again. The only time they mention the female gender is in the terms "my wife" and "when she was pregnant".

EDIT: Nevermind.. He deleted his post.

[Rengori]

I just noticed that. I got this month's EGM right here.

[Winter Nights]

Wasn't actually talking to you. :p

FFGuevara posted stating I was wrong, then deleted his post when he reread the article.

Doesn't mean it isn't a female child. It may be a girl, as some babies are hard to distinguish. I was just noting that the article doesn't state a gender at all.

[Winter Nights]

Still their skin color is to deferent to be the same baby. Not to mention the eye color also.
Nobody was arguing that fact. it's pretty obvious they aren't the same child.

[FFGuevara]

I wasnt arguing nether.

[The_Great_Question]

I wonder if baby Sephiroth has a mini masamune?








THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE!

[G SpOtZ]

Baby Sephy: *whips out mini masamune* fall to my sword, earth, for your fate is nothingness.
Baby Cloud: how come you get breast fed and i have this crappy bottle?
Baby Sephy: because you're only my clone, and i'm better than you. *slash*

[tl2e3le4f]

Sephiroth is a cool name for games but for babies, I don't think so.

[Skarr]

What the hell kind of name is sephiroth? This kind of stuff is sick. Sephiroth...ha.... :lol:

[Rengori]

Baby Sephy: *whips out mini masamune* fall to my sword, earth, for your fate is nothingness.
Baby Cloud: how come you get breast fed and i have this crappy bottle?
Baby Sephy: because you're only my clone, and i'm better than you. *slash*
Baby Cloud: BLARG! I AM DEAD!
Baby Sephy: Where did Tifa go?

[G SpOtZ]

*baby tifa enters*
baby sephy: HOLY ----!!!!! FULLY DEVELOPED AT BIRTH?!?!

sorry that was pushing it. i'm done.

[Winter Nights]

O__o.. That's just not right.

[FFGuevara]

Baby cid: Shut up and drink your @#%%@ Milk!!

[nik0tine]

Baby cid: Shut up and drink your @#%%@ Milk!!
win.

[ZuZu]

Poor kid.
Like when the Bold and the Beautiful came to Finland and parents named their kids to Ridge and Brooke. :sweatdrop

[Shadow Knight]

Man, how freaked out would he be if his parents never told him why they named him that, and then he just happened to play FFVII and saw Sephiroth.

He'd be like "..................f***".

[Chibi Angel]

That poor poor child.

[KoShiatar]

Baby cid: Shut up and drink your @#%%@ Milk!!
win.

XD

[vivi knight]

I hope that if he ever plays FFVII, he doesn't get any ideas. If so, then I hope a kid named Cloud shows up before we all die under a smoldering crater.

yea let.s hope so :eek: :eek: :eek:

[=Angelus=]

Baby Shinra: i'm sorry, that name is copyright of the Shinra company, we will now take him away to do some experiments

Baby Cloud: Bwahaha!! bwahaha.. Muaahahaha!!... *gets hit by a baby meteor*

[Azuriell]

Unlike other people I say,
damn lucky baby.
>.< I would like a name like that. :D
OR maybe Vincent, and I would become a vampire with a gun and go like: "BOO!" at the babies, and they go like: "Aaah"

[gothic_fantasy]

He may offend some Kabbalistic people...I wonder if they ever thought of that...
I bet he's going to become a serial killer bwa ha ha
Okay that was horrible.
Shame. Poor thing. (................ha ha).

[Seal Evil]

This will get closed...

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

This thread is almost two years old. Please don't revive dead threads.

Also, Seal Evil please just report a thread when you find a problem with it and move on, there's no need to post stating what a mod will or will not do.

[Seal Evil]

May I ask how I do so? Do I PM one of the moderators or is there a more convenient button for that? I couldn't find one.

[Tallulah]

Warn button underneath the post to the left, next to the Chocobo on/offline icon. :)

[Seal Evil]

^ Oh! Thank you. :) That warn button wasn't very clear to me.

[cloud21zidane16]

old but funny because ive never seen this:)

[Leeza]

Now that we all know where the warn button is... *closes*. :)

[Rengori]

inb4close

[Leeza]

Okay. Now it's closed. :)