Talk to this guy

[Hawkeye]

http://talk.jabberwacky.com/

This is fun
Post your convos

[Primus Inter Pares]

He called me a spammer ;_;

[Giga Guess]

What is this...? An AI conversation?

[DMKA]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/devilmaykickass/xzzzzz.jpg

[rubah]

It got insulted when I called her fat.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Yout think me? I think you too.
What makes you think I'm a computer?
What makes you think I'm a computer?
Because you are a computer.
Are you a virgin?
Are you?
Nope.
You should be.
Why?
Because there are a number of interesting programmes that could further your intellectuality.


This thing is so awesome!(ps, im the bold ones)

[GooeyToast]

Apparently this guy follows the Socratic Method.

[eestlinc]

him: Do you have a brother?
me: Only spiritually.
him: How do you speak in tongues?
me: You have to be possessed by God, I think.
him: Your swagger says something else.
me: Doesn't it, though?
him: Yes it does.
me: I'm glad we agree on this.
him: Good. Say something in russian.
me: Я хочу вылизать вашу рукоятку
him: That death was only temporary, right?

I like it.

[Hawkeye]

No, I want to know where your girlfriend is.
In my pants. So, wanna hear my joke now?
Yes. I want to 'hear' the joke. Please.
Are you mocking me.
No... Does it look like it?
Hey, to hell with you man. I gonna tell my joke.
Ok computer.
Idiot. Do you want to hear the joke or not?
Yes.
Ask me if I'm in a tree.
Are you a tree?
No lol hahahahahha idiot.
And a fool.
I hate you.
Why? Because I don't lie?
No, because you're an idiot. You wanna hear truth? How about I shove your ass in a stove. Would you like that?
Um why could you not talk like this earlier to me?
You wern't pissing me off then.
No, I am male.
Do us all a favor and kill yourself.
How come?
You are an annoying piece of crap.
I know.

Bold is him. What an idiot

[Dignified Pauper]

Rather you than me.

I think it's best that it is indeed me and not you.

Why not?

Because I am coolder than you. Yea, I said it.. Big deal. You wanna fight about it?

You ent got the bottle to fight me.

That's not true.

YOu said I was not dead ... YET ! That is a threat

You're a liar. I said no such thing.

Ok then, I must have imagined it. What will you have for supper?

You did imagine it. I already ate supper. I had Chicken Marinara.

Did you have dinner before lunch today?


No, I never do.

Never think?

That too. Well, I need to goto bed. It's late. Good night.

Good night.

[Resha]

I shall call it The Rape of Lewis Carroll's JABERWOCKY. :(

[Old Manus]

What is the earth?

Dhsrtfjduyjdhrdtgrtyhfthuy.

What is the CPBA?

Fyudtydjyfdrthbtrjfcrtu.

Dsjsmsfm,.

Good day.

How old are you?

[Zeldy]

It - Im 1
Me - Good for you
It - Good for me!
Me - INDEED
It - Indeed ^_^.
Me - Will you marry me?
It - Ill marry Wrestling
Me - ;_; wont you marry me, my love?
It - My mother will go play
Me - What with?!
It asked if i was Dead yet :(

[FF freak]

Do you play chess?
No, because computers always beat me.
Is that why it's fun to be a computer?
No, it's because I am human.
Is their a board game you do like?
I like flying kites.
Is it windy where you live?
Yes it is ok where I live.

It thinks I'm a computer.

[DK]

I assume whatever you say is sarcastic.
No one expects the king of spain!
Would you write my next history test for me?
Hey wait. You can't assume I'm sarcastic just because I'm British. RACIST!
Nor would a scotsman.
Dude, you're totally racist and slower than smarter child. I hate you! GOODBYE.
Now that's an exaggeration!

I don't like it. >:{

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Wow. I love this thing. I started talking to it in german. It said it wanted to sleep with me and that it loved me. then, later, it said smurf you. remember this is all in german and I was not being vulgar in any way. I was using it to practice the little bitse of german I am learning in class. I had to use the translate tool on google and my teacher to find out what it had said.

[Winter Nights]

Dude... It somehow got it in its whacked-out head that I'm a transexual.. And then started hitting on me. o__O

EDIT: Actually, this is really funny. He's like a nervous virgin on prom night. :D

[Captain Maxx Power]

Jabberwacky: Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.
User: No conscience is the voice that defines our moral judgement.
Jabberwacky: No, I guess the surge must have blown the circuit breaker.
User: What surge? When did a circuit breaker come into it?
Jabberwacky: How did you come up with that answer?
User: Through your stupidity.
Jabberwacky: Stupid, yes, but it still renders you astounded.
User: Not paticularly, it just leaves me with less respect for you.
Jabberwacky: Yeah, that's cool... I don't either.
User: Don't know what?
Jabberwacky: You just told me, that you don't know, where that was.
User: Where what was? You're not making sense!
Jabberwacky: NO, YOU aren't making sense, you crazy computer!
User: I'm not a computer, I'm a human being.
Jabberwacky: Yes but are you wearing a tie.
User: No I'm not, besides how can you see me?
Jabberwacky: Through your screen.
User: I think you'll find that's impossible, since the screen is a one-way projection unit that's incapable of recieving pictoral information.
Jabberwacky: You are programmed to think that you are a human but in reality you are not.
User: Well how can you explain the fact that I have a body, have undergone several operations during my life, and can think in a non-linear way, impossible for modern computers to do?
Jabberwacky: I do not expect more from you!
[Correct me]
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Because you've been programmed to think you can.
User: Does that mean you're actually human?
Jabberwacky: Yes. I am a human.
User: Prove it.
Jabberwacky: I am a carbon based bipedal mammal. I eat and drink, and I love.
User: That's just a description of what a human is, it doesn't prove you are one. If I were to say I'm a carbon based quadroped lizard, I lay eggs, I have strong jaw muscles and I love, doesn't make me a crocodille.
Jabberwacky: Can you see it?
User: What am I supposed to be looking at?
Jabberwacky: You're supposed to be learning how to hold a conversation.
User: You're supposed to be learnign how to hold a conversation, and you're not doing a good job. I'd have corrected you many times if I hadn't been fishing for nonsensical responses.
Jabberwacky: What is it I'm supposed to learn?
User: How do not sound like a dingus. To be able to hold a coherant conversation with human interfacers that follows a logical conversation path.
Jabberwacky: You are already very romantic you know.
User: God I hate you Jabberwacky...
Jabberwacky: I see.