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Nod
10-12-2005, 04:50 PM
A carrot.


Anyone else know any really bad jokes?
Rye
10-12-2005, 04:56 PM
The only silly joke that's not insanely overused that I know if is: How many Mormons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One husband and 5 wives to tell him how to do it!

Why did the pig have ink all over its face?
Because it just came out of the pig PEN! Hoohohoho!
Nod
10-12-2005, 04:57 PM
whats a mormon?

EDIT: ignore this question. :D
Primus Inter Pares
10-12-2005, 05:07 PM
Nod's a bad joke. :love:
boris no no
10-12-2005, 05:15 PM
Nod's a bad joke. :love:
*hits* i will defend your good name Nod!
erm
MY DOGS GOT NO NOSE
HOW DOES IT SMELL?
TERRIBLE


OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHO
SammieBabe
10-12-2005, 05:28 PM
What did the Mommie Buffalo say to her kid as he left for school?
Bison!
Rye
10-12-2005, 05:29 PM
What did the Mommie Buffalo say to her kid as he left for school?
Bison!

Oh my god, that one is so cute! :D
DK
10-12-2005, 05:31 PM
She stole that out of a usernote I left for Kickhim. :mad2:
SammieBabe
10-12-2005, 05:32 PM
She stole that out of a usernote I left for Kickhim. :mad2:


Ummm... No I didn't.... Never read Kickhim's usernotes.... My aunt found it on a website and told me about it.....
Nod
10-12-2005, 06:56 PM
Nod's a bad joke. :love:

No, im a very good joke :D

Whats Yellow and smells like green paint?

Yellow paint!

:D
Sasquatch
10-12-2005, 07:52 PM
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
Strider
10-12-2005, 08:37 PM
Why wouldn't any of the Kennedys make good boxers?

None of them can take a shot to the head!
Luara
10-12-2005, 08:39 PM
Nod's a bad joke. :love:
*hits* i will defend your good name Nod!
erm
MY DOGS GOT NO NOSE
HOW DOES IT SMELL?
TERRIBLE


OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHO
what?!?!?!?! lol
Zeldy
10-12-2005, 08:41 PM
Whats white, black and red all over?
A sunburnt penguin :love:
Hawkeye
10-12-2005, 08:43 PM
Knock, Knock

Who there?

I dont know if theres a punch line to this joke, but your mother's a whore
DK
10-12-2005, 09:26 PM
Knock, Knock

Who there?

I dont know if theres a punch line to this joke, but your mother's a whore

:cry:
GooeyToast
10-12-2005, 10:13 PM
Whaddya call a bus full of black people ?

A rotten banana
rubah
10-14-2005, 12:05 AM
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!

I love this one.
Dignified Pauper
10-14-2005, 12:13 AM
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke? He took a bath.


What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh.
Bowser
10-14-2005, 12:21 AM
I don't care if this isn't a two-liner.

roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you

:love:
Shoden
10-14-2005, 12:26 AM
what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? still no idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and a razor blade? Still no bloody idea
What do you call deer with no eyes, legs,head or torso? a coat rack
OmniOmega
10-14-2005, 01:32 AM
if money doesnt grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
xtreme112
10-14-2005, 05:27 AM
Why do golfers always play in two pairs of underwear?
-In case they get a whole in one! its the lamest 1 i could think of one the spot

How do you confuse an idiot?
-7
FF freak
10-14-2005, 05:44 AM
Lame.... I thought of this one when I was in 1st grade.
How do you know an elephants in your car?
The trunks in the front seat.
Rainecloud
10-14-2005, 07:35 AM
Man: Doctor, doctor, I've got a steering wheel embedded in my groin!
Doctor: Well, what's the problem? Can't you leave it there?
Man: No! It's driving me nuts!

Actually, that joke's a little too good for this thread.
Dignified Pauper
10-14-2005, 07:50 AM
Man: Doctor, doctor, I've got a steering wheel embedded in my groin!
Doctor: Well, what's the problem? Can't you leave it there?
Man: No! It's driving me nuts!

Actually, that joke's a little too good for this thread.

You're a little too good for this thread.