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Jinpachi Mishima
10-14-2005, 03:25 AM
If you do, you should click here (http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm).

Then you go there, you laugh, you split your sides, you get the nurse to repair them, you come back here and report on the funnyness.

:D
strawberryman
10-14-2005, 03:41 AM
Pirates > Ninjas
Spammerman
10-14-2005, 03:42 AM
seppuku was funny.retarded, but funny.
Tokki Wartooth
10-14-2005, 03:57 AM
ninja's what?
Excelsior
10-14-2005, 04:50 AM
Pirates > Ninjas

uh, no?
eestlinc
10-14-2005, 04:57 AM
ninjas > ninja's
xtreme112
10-14-2005, 05:10 AM
Ninjas are cool, but that website was PATHETIC!!!!!!

THEYRE NOT CALLED NINJA STARS!!!!! THEYRE SHURIKENS!!!!!!!!
there's also a name for the swords but I can't remember at the time
Samuraid
10-14-2005, 05:21 AM
Ninjutsu is a cool art...and ninjas are likewise cool.

Anyone who wants to "crap their pants" because ninjas are cool has just lost their mind. That site is good for laughs though.
eestlinc
10-14-2005, 05:23 AM
Scar trained. He threw five shuriken at a banana. The banana was stabbed. Scar roweed across the ocean.
krissy
10-14-2005, 06:18 AM
He made 50 smoke bombs from whale skin which he hunted in the ocean. He organized his smoke bombs on the left port bow.
Scar then did a spell on the water and made his boat go faster.
Then he decided to improve his strength by rowing.
But he got tired and did the spell again.
Drift
10-14-2005, 07:30 AM
bunny ninja pirates > pirates AND ninjas.
Rainecloud
10-14-2005, 07:40 AM
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

xD
black orb
10-14-2005, 08:34 AM
>>> Funny site.. :D
crazybayman
10-14-2005, 12:29 PM
I like this:


I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
Big D
10-14-2005, 12:45 PM
Ninjas are cool, but that website was PATHETIC!!!!!!

THEYRE NOT CALLED NINJA STARS!!!!! THEYRE SHURIKENS!!!!!!!!
there's also a name for the swords but I can't remember at the timeShuriken, or shurikenu is the proper plural, I think, rather than "shurikens":p
Also, there isn't actually a specific "ninja sword", since ninja were meant to be stealty and unobstrusive. There's no worse way to stand out than by carrying a sword that's specific to one type of fighter...
fire_of_avalon
10-14-2005, 12:45 PM
You guys are just now discovering Real Ultimate Power? Man...
Skarr
10-14-2005, 01:13 PM
http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninjaparty.jpg

Those aren't ninja's. They're NERDS!!!


Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.

:confused:
Samuraid
10-14-2005, 02:22 PM
You guys are just now discovering Real Ultimate Power? Man...

I've known about it for a few years now.
Jinpachi Mishima
10-14-2005, 02:44 PM
I was given the site address recently...

Anyway, that site got me so pumped, that I kicked my girlfriend in the head and she evaporated. :radred:
edczxcvbnm
10-14-2005, 04:29 PM
I saw a ninja in downtown Chicago once. Someone sneezed so the ninja punch the guys nose through his head. The police tried to arrest him but then were all like...

"Whoa! Its just a ninja. Go on your way."

Then the ninja ate their souls for thinking about arresting him.

Ninjas are awesome.
Dreddz
10-14-2005, 05:03 PM
there not really cool anymore IMO......
crazybayman
10-14-2005, 06:20 PM
I've known about it for a few years now.
Likewise.
Skarr
10-14-2005, 07:21 PM
Likewise.

Surrrre, riiiiiiiiight....whatever.
crazybayman
10-14-2005, 08:08 PM
Surrrre, riiiiiiiiight....whatever.
Not that it matters, but the first time I visited that site was probably 3 or 4 years ago. A friend of mine showed me while we were in school, and we used to joke about it all the time.

Being familiar with foolish internet sites is certainly not a good thing......its actually something I should be worried about..........:p
Samuraid
10-14-2005, 09:29 PM
The domain name was registered in 2002 so the 3 - 4 year figure is an accurate one.
Mr. Mojo Risin
10-14-2005, 09:39 PM
"...the other day, i was at my local shell gas station when a honda pulled in. it was all riced out and ugly. there just so happened to be a ninja practicing his acrobatics on the roof (cause ninjas like to practice acrobatics on the roof of gas stations in the moonlight) and just cause the kid in the honda unlocked his doors, the Ninja totally flipped out and cut the car in half with his kitana. He then left a kitkat bar on the windshield and yelled "GIVE ME A BREAK!" as he flew away at super speed. i was like 'WERD!'"
Old Manus
10-14-2005, 10:14 PM
I hate ninja's i prefer pirate's
Captain Maxx Power
10-14-2005, 11:27 PM
Pirates > Ninjas

Agreed.