Family Guy Hilarious Scenes [Archive] - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums

GunbladeMaster

10-15-2005, 12:46 PM

Peter on Ectasy

http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2590&NEXTID=0&PREVID=2658&DISPLAYORDER=20051010111846&CAT=movies&NSFW=3&page=1&genre=0&rating=nsfw_sfw

I never...

http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2623&NEXTID=0&PREVID=2627&DISPLAYORDER=20050927213636&CAT=movies&NSFW=0&page=1&genre=0&rating=nsfw_sfw

The thrwoing up game

http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2537&NEXTID=0&PREVID=2538&DISPLAYORDER=20050824174721&CAT=movies&NSFW=0&page=3&genre=0&rating=nsfw_sfw

New Updates:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stewie Drunk
http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?...ating=nsfw_sfw

The Babe Magnet Quagmire
http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?...ating=nsfw_sfw

Giga Guess

10-15-2005, 11:41 PM

:up: CLASSIC!

Swordicanus

10-16-2005, 12:13 AM

Thats what I like about Family Guy it's just mental kind of stupid humour..The Simpsons is more down to earth humour

Flamethrower

10-16-2005, 04:23 AM

My all time favorite scene/s in Family Guy was Stewie mocking Brian's novel. So perfectly done.

DMKA

10-16-2005, 04:33 AM

Woman: *walks in* "Are you guys telling jokes?"
Everyone but Peter: "...*walks away*"
Peter: "Okay okay okay...why do women have boobs?"
Woman: ":mad:"
Peter: "So ya got somethin to look at when you're talking to 'em! heheheheheheheheh"
Woman: ":O.........."
Peter: "So ya got somethin to look at when you're talking to 'em! heheheheheheheheh"
Woman: ":O.........."
Peter: "So ya got somethin to look at when you're talking to 'em! heheheheheheheheh"
Woman: ":O.........."

Flamethrower

10-16-2005, 04:41 AM

Young Peter: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
Museum Guard: Because you touch yourself at night.

Sure, it's been played to death now, but the first time hearing that was a good 3 to 5 minutes of laughter.

tastetherainbow

10-16-2005, 04:42 AM

haha,I remember the throw up game.Its so wonderfully stupid.

ShaunOfShadou

10-16-2005, 05:07 AM

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Peter: (Don't say 'doin' your wife', don't say 'doin' your wife', don't say 'doin' your wife') Doin' your... son?
Interviewer: :screwy: (minus the hand gesture)

Police: Hold it! Aren't you a little old to be drinking illegally?
Peter: Uh, uhm... Lois, look over there! (to policemen: ) Run!
*police run away*

Peter: And that's when Clarence Thomas forced me into his chambers and showed me lewd pictures.
Judge: Mr. Griffin, we have indisputable evidence that not only have you never been in the same room as Clarence Thomas, you've never been in the same state. How do you respond to that?
Peter: Baba-booie! Baba-booie! Baba-booie! Howard Stern's penis! Baba-booie!

Max

10-16-2005, 05:31 AM

Take me on Parody

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/664/Chris_from_Family_Guy.html

bipper

10-16-2005, 05:50 AM

The chicken fight.. hands down the best family guy ever.

Also the one where:

Peter: Stay calm! no body panic! I read somthing about this in a book once!
Brian: Woa peter! are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it was'n't NOTHING!?
Peter: Oh yeah (sits down)

Sorry the script might be a little off, but the idea is there.

Bipper

ShaunOfShadou

10-16-2005, 07:15 AM

10-16-2005, 11:14 AM

http://www.nearlygood.com/video/dualingfarts.html

This just appeals to my immature nature. :cool:

GunbladeMaster

10-16-2005, 11:27 AM

The life of the wife will be ended with a knife

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

GunbladeMaster

10-16-2005, 11:30 AM

Woman: (to peter) I havent seen you around here before. Whats your name?
Peter: (knowing he cant give his real name out, he tries to think of a new name. He sees a woman eating peas.
Peter:Pea
Peter: (he sees another person crying) Tear
Peter: (he sees a flying griffin in the room) Griifin
Peter: Yeah, Peatear Griffin, aw crap!

Captain Maxx Power

10-16-2005, 12:57 PM

One scene made me and my friend laugh more than anyother...

Previously on Family Guy.

ShaunOfShadou

10-16-2005, 06:56 PM

http://www.nearlygood.com/video/dualingfarts.html

This just appeals to my immature nature. :cool:
ROFL. I can't believe you found of video of that, oh man.

10-16-2005, 07:26 PM

I didn't, my girlfriend did. She's cool like that. :cool:

ShaunOfShadou

10-16-2005, 07:29 PM

I didn't, my girlfriend did. She's cool like that. :cool:
Thank her manifold for me. :tongue:

10-16-2005, 07:35 PM

They just posted a Quagmire compilation on that site, some of it is awesome.

ShaunOfShadou

10-16-2005, 08:36 PM

Dennis Miller: I don't want to go off on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antetum. I mean, when a neo-conservative defenestrates, it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate.
Peter: The hell does rant mean?

Hitler's voice: Today on Hitler, we are talking with Hollywood hunk Christian Slater!
Hitler: So tell me, Mr. Slater, in your new movie... we get to see your butt?
Slater: Uh, heh, yes, yes you do.
Hitler: Can-can we see it right now?
Staler: Welllll... heh, okay Hitler.
Hitler: OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO DO IT!

Hitler's voice: If you are living in the Los Angeles area and would like tickets to "Hitler", call 213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKESCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!

GunbladeMaster

10-19-2005, 10:00 PM

adding 2 more scenes

Stewie Drunk

http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2674&NEXTID=0&PREVID=0&DISPLAYORDER=20051018180347&CAT=movies&NSFW=0&page=1&genre=0&rating=nsfw_sfw

The Babe Magnet Quagmire

http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2676&NEXTID=0&PREVID=2670&DISPLAYORDER=20051017063906&CAT=movies&NSFW=0&page=1&genre=0&rating=nsfw_sfw

Giga Guess

10-19-2005, 10:06 PM

http://www.nearlygood.com/video/dualingfarts.html

This just appeals to my immature nature. :cool:

Oh........my.........god........I've never laughed so hard in my life.

GooeyToast

10-20-2005, 01:56 AM

I love the Randy Newman scenes, especially in the apocalypse episode :p

Rye

10-20-2005, 01:57 AM

I've just only recently started watching Family Guy a lot, but I loved the scene where Stewie sings Rocket Man. xD

Skarr

10-20-2005, 03:24 AM

The Babe Magnet Quagmire
http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2676&NEXTID=0&PREVID=2670&DISPLAYORDER=20051017063906&CAT=movies&NSFW=0&page=1&genre=0&rating=nsfw_sfw

Lmfao

Loony BoB

10-20-2005, 03:03 PM

Driving Lessons with Wile E. Coyote

And, the ever-brilliant German Tour Guide.

-N-

10-20-2005, 08:47 PM

Driving Lessons with Wile E. CoyoteThe first scene I saw from Family Guy. <3

Hitler's voice: Today on Hitler, we are talking with Hollywood hunk Christian Slater!
Hitler: So tell me, Mr. Slater, in your new movie... we get to see your butt?
Slater: Uh, heh, yes, yes you do.
Hitler: Can-can we see it right now?
Staler: Welllll... heh, okay Hitler.
Hitler: OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO DO IT!

Hitler's voice: If you are living in the Los Angeles area and would like tickets to "Hitler", call 213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKESCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!My favorite scene. <3

vampirepiggyhunter7

11-18-2005, 10:41 PM

Family guy rules.

GunbladeMaster

11-18-2005, 10:44 PM

yay!
its back :)

Mythra

11-18-2005, 10:51 PM

Peter: Oooo, Brian look! There's a message in my alphabets, it says "OOOOOOOOOOO"
Brian: Peter, those are cheerios.

Classic :)

ff7+ff10 gurl 100

11-19-2005, 02:09 AM

http://www.nearlygood.com/video/dualingfarts.html

This just appeals to my immature nature. :cool:

I just watched this and i almost choked on a cracker xD

Skarr

12-01-2005, 01:34 AM

Cookie monster. xD (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7571683413552357283)

Mo-Nercy

12-01-2005, 02:33 AM

I, too, have only been recently exposed to Family Guy.

Woman: (to peter) I havent seen you around here before. Whats your name?
Peter: (knowing he cant give his real name out, he tries to think of a new name. He sees a woman eating peas.
Peter:Pea
Peter: (he sees another person crying) Tear
Peter: (he sees a flying griffin in the room) Griifin
Peter: Yeah, Peatear Griffin, aw crap!
xD.

Jimmch939

12-01-2005, 02:45 AM

My favorite scene is from the very first episode. When Peter is in court being tried for welfare fraud and the Kool-aid man busts through the wall. I was in hysterics the first time I saw that.

Skarr

12-01-2005, 02:52 AM

My favorite scene is from the very first episode. When Peter is in court being tried for welfare fraud and the Kool-aid man busts through the wall. I was in hysterics the first time I saw that.

Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no....OH YEAH!!! (http://www-scf.usc.edu/~kaparker/downloads/koolaid.mpg)

Dolentrean

12-01-2005, 02:53 AM

I couldnt stop laughing, one of the best sceans ever and easily the best from the new episodes. http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=375

Roto13

12-01-2005, 04:44 AM

I shouldn't like this.... but...... (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2955573055341601563&q=family+guy+aids)

This one, I can like. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7453622954106198856&q=family+guy)

Shlup

12-01-2005, 04:51 AM

I appologise in advance if this (http://www.devilducky.com/media/38524/) has already been posted.

My name is...something..?

12-01-2005, 04:57 AM

Thank you for that Shlup.
I love that episode so much.

kikimm

12-01-2005, 05:18 AM

Yeah, that's a good one.

Although, I always liked the scene where they were all in Asiantown, and the Trix commercial comes on. xD

Karl

12-01-2005, 05:51 AM

i could listen to the farting contest for hours, i just gotta find it in an audio file

Dragoon Kain

12-01-2005, 06:13 AM

this is horrible but,
the one where brian dates megs black teacher and they are out eating dinner talking and the start on about orphans and brian is like i love orphans i wish i could just gather up all the orphans and put them all on a farm or w/e and then later in the dinner they start discussing martin luther king and brians like i love black people. if i could just gather up all the black people in the world and put them on a giant farm...oh that didnt come out right.
it took me a second to get and then i was like in shock and just thinking omg they did not just go there hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

holy crap that part made me laugh so hard.

and then the whole episode where peter is retarded. the fire truck parts hahahahhahahahaha. i love family guy

x_Hopeless_Deviate_x

12-01-2005, 07:52 PM

I can't believe no one mentioned Homicidal Street.

Ernie: I wish you didn't drink so much Bert.
Bert: Well I wish YOU would stop eating cookies in the damn bed!
Ernie: You're yelling again Bert. :(
Bert: *sigh* :eep:

Yooniece

12-01-2005, 10:23 PM

6000 chicken fah-jai-tahs!

Odaisé Gaelach

12-02-2005, 02:20 PM

"Meg loves Kevin!"
"Shut up you big sack of dog vomit!"

Mittopotahis

12-02-2005, 02:21 PM

*Peter walks in with Baseball shirt and cap etc.*
Meg: Dad, don't you have to work today?
Peter: Nothing a little Phone Call can't take care of.
*Peter rings Phone*
Peter: Hello? Mr Weed? I can't come to work today. I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family is dead and I am a vegetable. Alright, see you tomorrow.

This one you kinda have to see to realise how funny it is:
Peter: I make great decisions! Remember that time I could have won us a boat?
*Past*
Peter: But this box Louis, it could be anything. Even a boat!
*Present*
Peter, that happened 5 minutes ago.

EDIT: I have to say, this is the best EVER!!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-649535276886698239&q

And Yes, I am very new to Family Guy