Five-word-Story

[Christmas]

Suddenly, a Moomba appeared and...

[GunbladeMaster]

took laguna to his mother...

[Christmas]

and granted him three wishes...

[GunbladeMaster]

Lagunas first wish was to....

[FFVIII Fan]

weild a gunblade so he

[GunbladeMaster]

got it. His second wish...

[FFVIII Fan]

to obtain the naughty magazine...

[GunbladeMaster]

"Girl Next Door" but Zone...

[* White Aeris *]

wouldn't let it go because...

[GunbladeMaster]

he was busy observing it.

[FFVIII Fan]

give it here! cried laguna...

[GunbladeMaster]

but Zone wouldn`t give it!

[FFVIII Fan]

so laguna got out his...

[* White Aeris *]

So a fight commenced! Zone...

[GunbladeMaster]

so laguna got out his...

newly wished for Gunblade...


So a fight commenced! Zone...


used Naughty Slash on Laguna!

[FFVIII Fan]

followed by Tummy Bug Blaster

[GunbladeMaster]

But Laguna couldn`t give up!

[* White Aeris *]

Good save up there!

[FFVIII Fan]

Laguna swong the gunblade furiously!...

[GunbladeMaster]

But suddenly Ultimecia appeared...again...

[FFVIII Fan]

laguna used his last wish

[GunbladeMaster]

He wished for Ultimecias death!

[FFVIII Fan]

but it backfired horribly!, and...

[GunbladeMaster]

Time Compression was initiatted. So

[Black Angel]

Instead the moomba got killed...

[GunbladeMaster]

hehe it still works

[GunbladeMaster]

Laguna ate its organs and

[FFVIII Fan]

Time Compression was initiatted. So
yet again adel gained power...

[GunbladeMaster]

so Laguna had to think...

[Christmas]

and realized he love Ultimecia.

[GunbladeMaster]

He grabbed that sexy body...

[TurkSlayer]

and made out for three

[GunbladeMaster]

days straight! He enjoyed it,

[Black Angel]

(WWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW............U all did this while i was gone? GEEEEEZZZZZ!!!! This'll get a XXX rating 4 sure!!!!!)

[FFVIII Fan]

but then his leg froze!...

[GunbladeMaster]

.....
and he died tragically because...

[FFVIII Fan]

zone came back for revenge!...

[Pouring Rain]

So then he and Ultimecia...

[GunbladeMaster]

hooked up and peace came.
THE END :D

[Black Angel]

But zone was killed by...

[GunbladeMaster]

EPILOGUE!!!!


But zone was killed by...

[FFVIII Fan]

a terminal tummy bug that

[GunbladeMaster]

eats the tummies of people.

[FFVIII Fan]

and it spreads! Ward was

[GunbladeMaster]

flying and was brutally eaten!

[FFVIII Fan]

by an ill-tempered mutated seabass!...

[GunbladeMaster]

called the DEADLY GunbladeMaster! ;)

[TurkSlayer]

who devoured every living thing

[FFVIII Fan]

except when he tried to eat...

[GunbladeMaster]

thats when things got messy...

[FFVIII Fan]

because he swallowed a gunblade...

[GunbladeMaster]

which hurt his inner organs...

[Christmas]

and maggots started appearing in....

[GunbladeMaster]

his arms and legs and

[Christmas]

he started to giggle when....

[GunbladeMaster]

he was tickled by Kiros

[Christmas]

who ate the maggots and....

[GunbladeMaster]

caught the deadly disease too

[Christmas]

Kiros started to mutate into....

[GunbladeMaster]

a Ruby Dragon!!! Just then

[TurkSlayer]

Ward began to eat a

[Christmas]

Ultima Weapon alive but he....

[GunbladeMaster]

was killed by Light Pillar!

[Christmas]

Ward's spirit came back and....

[GunbladeMaster]

all hope was restored (Choir sings Alleluia)

[TurkSlayer]

Ward then began to dance

[Christmas]

and Ultima Weapon started singing...

[TurkSlayer]

and tore out his liver

[GunbladeMaster]

and UltimaWeapon killed Ward n Kiros!!!

[Black Angel]

But all of a sudden

[Christmas]

and killed UltiWea, Ward n Kiros!!!

BTW...who killed them all?...

[FFVIII Fan]

he grabbed ultima weapons sword...

[GunbladeMaster]

(ultima weapon)
( and whos "he" FF8 fan)

i edited it

wheres Cait Sith?
he needs to update our eh "story"

[FFVIII Fan]

(omega Weapon remember)
( and whos "he" FF8 fan)
im confused, u go:(

[GunbladeMaster]

But all of a sudden

from here...

Balamb and Galbadia Garden appeared!!!
( a battle commenced)

[TurkSlayer]

Fujin and Raijin hurl explosive

[GunbladeMaster]

Nida swallows one and dies...

[FFVIII Fan]

Fujin and Raijin hurl explosive
ultima stones at the students...

[Black Angel]

Bombs that look like Seifer!

[GunbladeMaster]

BOOM. BAM. BANG. WHAM. BABOOM!!!

[TurkSlayer]

and kill Cid with a

[GunbladeMaster]

RPG Launcher at his head!!

[Christmas]

Hyne appeared and revived everyone....

[GunbladeMaster]

Then they all got drunk....:beer:

The frickin end

[*__*)]

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Update
(Parts 1 & 2 are on page 6, this is just the latter half)

Part 2 Continued-The Battle

Seifer kidnapped Laguna to threaten PuPu to give back his underwear. But PuPu refused and Seifer announced Galbadia to attack. Laguna took the chance to steal Seifers undies and run. The Galbadians teased Seifer about his Power Ranger undies. Seifer got so mad he spontaniously combusted into particles. Squall came by and said, "I like his undies." Then he said "well smurf. I ll take the Hyperion instead." Then he said "I am a true GunbladeMaster. Bite me." PuPu appeared and bite Squall he screamed like a girl! Squall took out his gunblade and choped PuPu into pieces. But the pieces rose up so Ultimecia combined with PuPuand Squall was so shocked that he spontaniously combusted too! But luckily Squall had a Phoenix Down used on him!

He looked up and saw Laguna shooting Ultimecia down!!! But by accident Laguna shot Squalls ding-dong off!!! Squall screamed in agony but Ultimecia still wreaked havoc upon Selphie's band who were performing.

Selphie screamed "NO!!! GARDEN FESTIVAL!!!" But it was too late!! She died of aids. Zell tried defending Garden but he ate a hot dog but choked on it so he spit it at Ultimecia. She got so angry she spit back at him and Zell ate it again so Ultimecia clapped then realised she got stuck in the large ring of the garden!

Then Odin appeared out of nowhere! He destroyed the undies of Seifer which made Ultimecia angry. She started to make everyones wee wees grow really big! Squall was very happy because his was miniture. Selphie and the other perverts wanted to get some action off Rinoa so they kidnapped her and throw rotten tomatoes at her until she began to scream, and took a chainsaw out and sawed out Selphie's eyes and along with her legs ripped out her left arm, dug out her internal organs, beat her into the wall, and cook her for dinner. Which she fed to Laguna who wanted some chilli sauce made of Selphie's crushed organs.

Part 3- Laguna's Sidequest

He ate it and wanted more; he went to Centra and found a bunch of Shumi organs from Dr. Odine. On the way back he was eaten by a Malboro! Kiros and Wards laughed when he Malboro spat him out! They proceed to murder Laguna but he was saved by a shumi who like Laguna. So up up and away the Shumi and Laguna flew but Ragnorok crashed into them! But they weren't dead! They were saved by PuPu!!! PuPu took Laguna away and eloped. Pupu and Laguna were married Laguna got pregnant and wanted more kids so Ellone said "go find the legendary Shumi who resides in your mother."

Suddenly, a Moomba appeared and took laguna to his mother and granted him three wishes. Lagunas first wish was to weild a gunblade so he got it. His second wish to obtain the naughty magazine "Girl Next Door" but Zone wouldn't let it go because he was busy observing it "Give it here!" cried Laguna, but Zone wouldn`t give it! So laguna got out his newly wished for Gunblade. So a fight commenced! Zone used Naughty Slash on Laguna! Followed by Tummy Bug Blaster. But Laguna couldn`t give up. Laguna swong the gunblade furiously! But suddenly Ultimecia appeared...again. Laguna used his last wish. He wished for Ultimecias death! But it backfired horribly!, and Time Compression was initiatted. So instead the moomba got killed. Laguna ate its organs and yet again Adel gained power, so Laguna had to thinkand realized he love Ultimecia. He grabbed that sexy body and made out for three days straight! He enjoyed it, but then his leg froze! And he died tragically because Zone came back for revenge! So then he and Ultimecia hooked up and peace came.


THE END

EPILOGUE!!!!

But zone was killed by a terminal tummy bug that eats the tummies of people. And it spreads! Ward was flying and was brutally eaten!by an ill-tempered mutated seabass! Called the DEADLY GunbladeMaster! Who devoured every living thing except when he tried to eat thats when things got messy because he swallowed a gunblade which hurt his inner organs and maggots started appearing in his arms and legs and he started to giggle when he was tickled by Kiros who ate the maggots and caught the deadly disease too. Kiros started to mutate into a Ruby Dragon!!!

Just then Ward began to eat an Ultima Weapon alive but hewas killed by Light Pillar. Ward's spirit came back and all hope was restored (Choir sings Alleluia). Ward then began to dance and Ultima Weapon started singing and tore out his liver and UltimaWeapon killed Ward n Kiros!!! But all of a sudden he grabbed ultima weapons sword.

Balamb and Galbadia Garden appeared!!! ( a battle commenced). Fujin and Raijin hurl explosives. Bombs that look like Seifer! Nida swallows one and dies. BOOM. BAM. BANG. WHAM. BABOOM!!! And killed Cid with a RPG Launcher at his head!!

Hyne appeared and revived everyone. Then they all got drunk.

(*pant*pant* :sleepy: must rest now...)

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[GunbladeMaster]

good job everyone!
we are now complete retards!
CONGRATS!!! :beer:

[TurkSlayer]

I'm so happy...:crying2:*tears of joy*

[GunbladeMaster]

i would like to take this opportunity to thank Unknowns for her 5 words
and Turk Slayer for being there for me.
And of course Cait Sith for typing everything up :cry:
FFVIII Fan for being a fan of ff8
and to the rest.......:cry:

THANK U!!!

[ffxatticus]

We should get this published

[TurkSlayer]

Then make a rock band.

[GunbladeMaster]

we call our selves
The 5-ories ....??????
or
Flippin Fantasy Story Tellers
or Goosefrabra

[TurkSlayer]

Flippin Fantasy Story Tellers
or Goosefrabra

With a name like that, we'll make millions.

[*__*)]

Credits

In order of contribution, with number of story posts to the right

Cait Sith - 1

GunbladeMaster - 115

* White Aeris * - 19

Lady Rikku - 2

Laugh at the face of Danger - 1

G SpOtZ - 3

ffxatticus - 22

sapphiresea - 1

Neco Arc -5

Unknowns - 50

boys from the dwarf - 3

Maxgrin - 1

fireemblem776 - 1

Raven Nox - 2

Sir Cloud - 9

ScottNUMBERS - 4

Flying Mullet - 4

Ultima Shadow - 8

Gilgamesh of Legends - 1

TurkSlayer - 13

FFVIII Fan - 17

Bellaluna15 - 3


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[Black Angel]

WOW!!!!!!!!! I feel special!!!!!!:)

[TurkSlayer]

I am among the elite. The true heroes of our time. I've never been so proud.

[GunbladeMaster]

this sounds really stupid but wjat do the numbers mean?

[*__*)]

this sounds really stupid but wjat do the numbers mean?

I edited it, give it another look.

[GunbladeMaster]

how did u come up with those numbers?

[Black Angel]

He counted!!!!!!!!!! DOIT!!!!!!!!!!

[GunbladeMaster]

i doubt it
cas thats a lot of numbers....

[*__*)]

how did u come up with those numbers?

Well it wasn't easy!:laughing:

[GunbladeMaster]

......ur a brave eh "cat" cait Sith
:cry:

[Black Angel]

U C!!!!! I told u he counted!!! I bet hes sooper smrt!!!!

[Jiro]

he counted how many times posted
we should do another one

[TurkSlayer]

How about a FFVII game?

[Jiro]

everyone to the FF7 forums!

[GunbladeMaster]

nana nana nana naaaaaaaaaaaaa...

[FFVIII Fan]

i would like to take this opportunity to thank Unknowns for her 5 words
and Turk Slayer for being there for me.
And of course Cait Sith for typing everything up :cry:
FFVIII Fan for being a fan of ff8
and to the rest.......:cry:

THANK U!!!

and to you pal;)

[GunbladeMaster]

:D

[Christmas]

Credits

In order of contribution, with number of story posts to the right

Cait Sith - 1

GunbladeMaster - 115

* White Aeris * - 19

Lady Rikku - 2

Laugh at the face of Danger - 1

G SpOtZ - 3

ffxatticus - 22

sapphiresea - 1

Neco Arc -5

Unknowns - 50

boys from the dwarf - 3

Maxgrin - 1

fireemblem776 - 1

Raven Nox - 2

Sir Cloud - 9

ScottNUMBERS - 4

Flying Mullet - 4

Ultima Shadow - 8

Gilgamesh of Legends - 1

TurkSlayer - 13

FFVIII Fan - 17

Bellaluna15 - 3


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[Black Angel]

nana nana nana naaaaaaaaaaaaa...
:moomba: This will b our theme song!:moomba:

[GunbladeMaster]

yes it will

but i like this one better...
http://www.huddlenet.com/holidays/halloween/sounds/nigthtmare.mid

EDIT:
or this one..
http://www.huddlenet.com/holidays/halloween/sounds/exorcist.mid

[Black Angel]

K.........................................................................But i like the "nana" thing better!

[Leeza]

Since the story is over, this may now be closed and the rest of the conversation can be taken to PMs. :cat: