View Full Version : Caption Time!
Flying Mullet
10-17-2005, 07:44 PM
We haven't had a caption thread in a while, so here's how it goes. Imagine you are writing the newspaper caption for the following picture, what would you write?
http://thewigley.com/humor.images/miscellaneous/images/AustinTX.gotta.love.it.jpg
"25% off on all Manties, today."
eestlinc
10-17-2005, 07:49 PM
"Lady Liberty runs away from home, ends up broke in Austin dropping pants for food."
themagicroundabout
10-17-2005, 07:54 PM
"A young man that goes by the name of Psychotic escapes the confines of his bedroom and makes his way to Austin, upon his arrival he blames the resident police for stealing his purse, most of his clothes, and his youth"
yes? no? :excited:
udsuna
10-17-2005, 08:01 PM
"A young man that goes by the name of Psychotic escapes the confines of his bedroom and makes his way to Austin, upon his arrival he blames the resident police for stealing his purse, most of his clothes, and his youth"
yes? no? :excited:
I had one- but it would be shamed before this brilliant piece of literary genius. I admit defeat unto you. *bows*
Flying Mullet
10-17-2005, 08:04 PM
I've seen Psychotic's butt and that's not it. I mean...
Psychotic
10-17-2005, 08:09 PM
asl??? im 12/f/tx lol meet me outside da big signboard thing if ure cute 10 yr old sk8er boi ^_________^;;
Dignified Pauper
10-17-2005, 08:14 PM
After False Arrest of His Mother by the Austin Police Dept., Local Bumbling Inbred Idiot, Mason Felps, Protests Outsides HQ.
Old Manus
10-17-2005, 08:16 PM
Moses forgot about God and decided to discuss more pressing issues
Leeza
10-17-2005, 08:25 PM
Will someone please rescue this dog? :(
Strider
10-17-2005, 08:30 PM
Welcome to Texas!
Laugh at face of Danger
10-17-2005, 08:32 PM
"man poses for statue of liberty lookie-likey contest"
"....or miss america"
Skarr
10-17-2005, 08:37 PM
"Hippie runs loose in Austin."
Flying Mullet
10-17-2005, 08:40 PM
Moses forgot about God and decided to discuss more pressing issues
xD
Captain Maxx Power
10-17-2005, 08:42 PM
"Willy Nelson's half-brother demands reperations for his ill treatment"
Flying Mullet
10-17-2005, 08:45 PM
Will someone please rescue this dog? :(
Is that dog real? :eek:
Old Manus
10-17-2005, 09:49 PM
Yes.
Twisted Tinkerbell
10-17-2005, 09:52 PM
Local mad house closed down. Residents now living on street corner.
Spiffing Cheese
10-17-2005, 09:54 PM
Does my ass look big in this?
bennator
10-18-2005, 02:38 AM
Bra and panties, half off, corner of 6th and main.
Spammerman
10-18-2005, 02:41 AM
Man arrested for false advertising. He said he was hot.:choc2:
Dixie
10-18-2005, 02:44 AM
"The results of a sex change; Don't do it!"
(terrible, I know, but all of my lines were stolen.)
Leeza
10-18-2005, 02:45 AM
Is that dog real? :eek:
Does it really matter? :cat:
Dignified Pauper
10-18-2005, 03:04 AM
Local area bearded lady outside Austin Police Dept. after sex circus was closed down in city mandate.
Agent Proto
10-18-2005, 03:41 AM
New Haircut: $13.99
Black Laced Bra: $4.98
White Sports Bra: $9.99
Dark Blue Lady's Undergarmet: $12.98
Black Hightop Highheels: $39.98
Stuffed Dog: $19.99
Water Bowl: $3.00
Large Cardboard Box: $24.98
Taken a photo of yourself posing while not paying attention to what people would think of you: Priceless
For everything else, there's MasterCard.
udsuna
10-18-2005, 03:42 AM
"Brought to you from the makers of Hippies and Moonshine"
Giga Guess
10-18-2005, 03:44 AM
1.) "Woooooow....Lady Liberty sure let herself go!"
2.) "Lady Liberty and Uncle Sam's unspoken shame..."
Mitch
10-18-2005, 04:24 AM
"Let me slip into something more comfortable"
"does this homeless hippie look make my ass look scrawny, pasty and hairy?
nik0tine
10-18-2005, 05:00 AM
lol.
Hawkeye
10-18-2005, 05:03 AM
After this sex change operation, I feel like a new man, so to speak
Shlup
10-18-2005, 05:37 AM
Porn!! PORN! BAN 'IM!
Psychotic
10-18-2005, 11:02 AM
Black Laced Bra: $4.98
White Sports Bra: $9.99
Dark Blue Lady's Undergarmet: $12.98
Black Hightop Highheels: $39.98I like the fact that Proto has intimate knowledge of what these things cost.
xD These captions are kickass.
Flying Mullet
10-18-2005, 01:29 PM
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p</userdefined>orn!! p</userdefined>orn! BAN 'IM!</td><td>:smash:</td></tr></table>
Jinpachi Mishima
10-18-2005, 02:55 PM
We haven't had a caption thread in a while, so here's how it goes. Imagine you are writing the newspaper caption for the following picture, what would you write?
http://thewigley.com/humor.images/miscellaneous/images/AustinTX.gotta.love.it.jpg
"The world's first head-change operation proves successful".
:D
Raistlin
10-18-2005, 03:36 PM
Will someone please rescue this dog? :(
Seriously! When was in Key West for my AP English trip a couple of years ago, I remember seeing this hobo couple sitting in chairs on the sidewalk, with two dogs in other chairs, dressed up (sunglasses, etc.), with a sign asking for money (something like "cudos [sic] for donations" - the only part I remember is "cudos"). We ended up giving money, but only because of the dogs. Poor dogs. :(
udsuna
10-18-2005, 04:49 PM
I never give the homeless money. Food, I'll give them. Which royally pisses them off, on occasions. They claim they're going to buy food at some place, you ask them what they were going to get.... you go and get it for 'em.... you buy it and hand it to them.... and the ones that were lying (a sadly high percentage) get angry. Probably because they're more interested in booze than food.
Old Manus
10-18-2005, 04:50 PM
We need another picture because this one is obviously too controversial for EoFF.
tastetherainbow
10-18-2005, 07:04 PM
"I'm too sexy for my pants,too sexy for my shirt....."
Agent Proto
10-18-2005, 07:06 PM
I like the fact that Proto has intimate knowledge of what these things cost.
I made them up, because I really don't know.
Flying Mullet
10-18-2005, 07:20 PM
I like the fact that Psychotic had knowledge of the items' cost to be able to call Proto on his figures.
I love your new sig, tastetherainbow! :)
I don't even know the prices for those articles of clothing, and I'm a girl. xD
Psychotic
10-18-2005, 07:57 PM
Of course I know the price of these things, and you know full well why I do, Flying "Mullet". When you send me your little 'gifts' now and again (I'm getting a restraining order soon) you leave the price tag on them. :)
Of course I know the price of these things, and you know full well why I do, Flying "Mullet". When you send me your little 'gifts' now and again (I'm getting a restraining order soon) you leave the price tag on them. :)
FM, it's rude to leave price tags on 'gifts'. :(
tastetherainbow
10-18-2005, 08:01 PM
I love your new sig, tastetherainbow! :)
I don't even know the prices for those articles of clothing, and I'm a girl. xD
thanks rye,I really like yours too.got another caption.
"Don't ya wish your girlfriend was hott like me?"
Flying Mullet
10-18-2005, 08:20 PM
FM, it's rude to leave price tags on 'gifts'. :(
I thought I took them all off. :cry:
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