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Dignified Pauper
10-20-2005, 05:46 AM
Now you too can pee standing up. (http://www.urinelle.biz/html/en/About.shtml)

Karl
10-20-2005, 05:48 AM
i dont think thats gonna be put to use very often

Hawkeye
10-20-2005, 05:49 AM
Just another reason why men rule

Quina
10-20-2005, 06:04 AM
I don't like yellow snow cones.

Meat Puppet
10-20-2005, 07:32 AM
Only real men have posted in this thread so far.

Old Manus
10-20-2005, 07:39 AM
True men use penises

DMKA
10-20-2005, 07:52 AM
Welcome to six years ago.

boris no no
10-20-2005, 08:25 AM
thats sooooooooo last week
I REALLY WANT ONE!!! although not havig one has never stopped me peeing standing up.....when extremely drunk that is :p

nik0tine
10-20-2005, 08:27 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/nik0tine/Urinelle.jpg

Looks like someone urinelled on her teeth.

Psychotic
10-20-2005, 10:46 AM
Oh sorry Nik, my bad. I'm just getting the hang of this thing.

Loony BoB
10-20-2005, 11:12 AM
Nothing will ever compare to the picture I once saw of a 6 foot by 10 foot stencil. That was fantastic.

Rye
10-20-2005, 11:19 AM
That reminds me of that scene in Rat Race. You know, the "pee in a funnel!" scene.

fire_of_avalon
10-20-2005, 01:18 PM
Yeah, this has been around forever. Except at first they never caught on because the cone which fits against your uh huh wasn't disposable. And that was pretty ew.

I myself have never used one.

crazybayman
10-20-2005, 01:49 PM
The world is my urinal.

Dignified Pauper
10-20-2005, 01:49 PM
Phoa, would you?

SammieBabe
10-20-2005, 02:12 PM
Call me old fashioned, but I'll stick to sitting down.....

omnitarian
10-20-2005, 02:24 PM
That diagram on the package scares me.

bipper
10-20-2005, 03:02 PM
lol niko wins the internutts!

Bipper

udsuna
10-20-2005, 03:04 PM
This is just weird. If I didn't see it, I'd swear it was made up. Now I kinda wish I'd thought of it.... make all kinds of money off stupid militant feminist types who hate the idea that there's ANYTHING a man can do that they cannot.

Craig
10-20-2005, 03:47 PM
Peeing while standing up is so overrated.

Old Manus
10-20-2005, 03:49 PM
Men can do it standing up AND down. 'cause we're flexible

bipper
10-20-2005, 03:50 PM
Now can they make attatchments for men that make it more interesting. Liek brushes for an Air Paint set? Snow art would get so much cooler. :cool:

Bipper

Chris
10-20-2005, 03:51 PM
I use a foundation for men.

fire_of_avalon
10-20-2005, 03:52 PM
Phoa, would you?
If the cones and tubes were 100% verifiably sterile I'd try it, prolly.

And women have always been able to pee standing up, they just have to take their pants off first to avoid splashback. I can do it!

Old Manus
10-20-2005, 03:52 PM
splashback lol

Chris
10-20-2005, 03:54 PM
Women are meant to be sitting! *sit.. stands*

Skarr
10-20-2005, 04:02 PM
That's sick dude.

Luara
10-20-2005, 04:03 PM
now... why should we want to pee like the mens?!!!!!!!!! :eek: :mog:

DarknessFromAbove
10-20-2005, 04:15 PM
Groseness! ^_^[couldn't help myself]

Sasquatch
10-20-2005, 04:25 PM
Hehe, the only thing I saw was nik0tine's "Trickle Down lol" sig. :D

Rainecloud
10-20-2005, 06:03 PM
Looks good for holding Ice Cream.

Zeldy
10-20-2005, 06:26 PM
:joey:
I wonder if it comes in Strawberry

Dignified Pauper
10-20-2005, 08:00 PM
Phoa, what if I gaurenteed you it was 99% sterile. Would you still use it?

Shlup
10-20-2005, 09:04 PM
That's not a penis. ;_;

Destai
10-20-2005, 09:13 PM
"Now you too can pee standing up"-thats my new MSN name ^^

kikimm
10-20-2005, 09:19 PM
I think that's pretty gros but whatever. The picture was pretty nasty. xD

Or maybe I'm just immature. Either way, screw peeing while standing up!

Destai
10-20-2005, 09:27 PM
Or maybe I'm just immature. Either way, screw peeing while standing up!
You cant understand the thrill of it till you've tried it xD

Yamaneko
10-20-2005, 09:37 PM
UNBAN PETER!!!111

udsuna
10-20-2005, 09:40 PM
screw peeing while standing up!

Sounds like something you'd see in German porn. I have a dirty mind today.

nik0tine
10-20-2005, 10:51 PM
Hehe, the only thing I saw was nik0tine's "Trickle Down lol" sig. :D
Oh, how appropriate. :p

Rye
10-20-2005, 10:52 PM
Sounds like something you'd see in German p</userdefined>orn. I have a dirty mind today.

I can't even express how funny I found that without using a few "rofflecopt0rz!" xD

Destai
10-20-2005, 10:56 PM
Sounds like something you'd see in German p</>orn. I have a dirty mind today.HAHAHAHA

bipper
10-20-2005, 11:27 PM
Men can do it standing up AND down. 'cause we're flexible

your sig doesn't look that way -

Rinoa_Heartillly
10-21-2005, 02:46 AM
This is such a preteen thread....

fire_of_avalon
10-21-2005, 02:55 AM
Phoa, what if I gaurenteed you it was 99% sterile. Would you still use it?
Depends on what you mean by 99%. Is it not completely sterile because it's been used or because it made contact with a surface? And if the latter, what surface?

You know, i probably wouldn't use it at all cause it'd be easier just to sit down. jeez louise.

Dignified Pauper
10-21-2005, 12:26 PM
I think the real case in point here is that all women have Penis Envy.

SammieBabe
10-21-2005, 12:29 PM
I think the real case in point here is that all women have Penis Envy.


Whatever helps you sleep at night sweetie...... :D

Dignified Pauper
10-21-2005, 05:14 PM
well honestly, Penis Envy is a real psychological stigma that happens in women at a VERY young age, in like the toddler years, which is later suppressed throughout life and thus, the woman becomes overly frustrated with her sexual inequalities. Don't believe me? read Freud...



ignore the fact that he was a coke addict.

ISRviper
10-21-2005, 05:40 PM
I don't see why women think that peeing while standing up is such a good thing, we can do it but we can't aim good to save our own lives.

Meat Puppet
10-21-2005, 06:02 PM
I should use this product. I'm a guy, but, I pee on myself.

Dignified Pauper
10-21-2005, 06:36 PM
What do you mean we can't aim well. I dunno about you, but I hit my target 95% of the time, and that's some damn good accuracy.

ISRviper
10-21-2005, 07:13 PM
the other 5% hits the ceiling.

Faris
10-21-2005, 08:02 PM
Great, now they'll put those urinal things in the girls bathrooms.

ScottNUMBERS
10-22-2005, 12:10 AM
I seen someone with one of these, eating chips out of it.

Tasura
10-22-2005, 12:31 AM
I seen someone with one of these, eating chips out of it.
:eek: hopefully not used.

ScottNUMBERS
10-22-2005, 10:35 AM
:eek: hopefully not used.

:shifty:

..maybe after.

Dignified Pauper
10-23-2005, 01:22 AM
I've seen someone eat their urinelle with chips.

black orb
10-23-2005, 04:55 AM
>>> lol, Why would someone want to stick a frigging paper cone on their genitals and pee?..
Seriously, whoever invented that is a retard..

Reles
10-23-2005, 05:38 AM
I think the real case in point here is that all women have Penis Envy.

Nah, it'd be cool to pee on buildings though. We've discussed this.

Meat Puppet
10-23-2005, 06:24 AM
PAPERCUTS

Tasura
10-23-2005, 07:45 AM
PAPERCUTS

That would be very very painful me thinks.

ZeZipster
10-23-2005, 07:58 AM
You think if women started using these their public restrooms would start to be absolutely filthy too?

bipper
10-23-2005, 08:02 AM
you've never been in the ladies room huh? Filthy! I have rarley seen a clean one! :eek:

Tasura
10-23-2005, 08:05 AM
You think if women started using these their public restrooms would start to be absolutely filthy too?

*shivers at memories* where i worked a couple of years ago, the ladies room toilets got clogged more then the mens, and the 'love buckets' *shivers*

Kamiko
10-24-2005, 08:04 PM
Somehow I don't think this is going to catch on.
It looks like a snow cone holder.