What would you do if the doctor said you only had a day to live? [Archive]

Loony BoB

10-20-2005, 11:08 AM

Wow, doctors get it rough these days.

Hmm. For the first time, I don't know what I'd do, because for the first time, this thread has come about at a time that I'm not falling for or in love with anyone. Hum. I'd probably write out a will and write a lot of letters as well as fulfilling any unfinished promises I could.

boris no no

10-20-2005, 11:25 AM

something along the lines of running about naked, sex, booze
oh and telling all the people i've had to be nice to that i really hate them ^__^

Sergeant Hartman

10-20-2005, 11:26 AM

I'd find the nearest gunshop, steal a pump action shotgun and some ammo then i would go and kill all the useless people in society e.g:Chavs.

Meat Puppet

10-20-2005, 11:27 AM

I'd find the nearest gunshop, steal a pump action shotgun and some ammo then i would go and kill all the useless people in society e.g:Chavs.

And doctors?

boris no no

10-20-2005, 11:28 AM

I'd find the nearest gunshop, steal a pump action shotgun and some ammo then i would go and kill all the useless people in society e.g:Chavs.
and n00bs?

Sergeant Hartman

10-20-2005, 12:07 PM

The list of classed people is endless.

ScottNUMBERS

10-20-2005, 12:23 PM

I would buy an ice cream.

Edit: An expencive one.

Edit: *very

Leene

10-20-2005, 12:36 PM

:save:i do not know...maybe something that i really wanted to do in all my life and apprt from that imwould spend all my day with persons that i really love:save:

fire_of_avalon

10-20-2005, 12:51 PM

I would buy an ice cream.

Edit: An expencive one.

Edit: *very
Yes.

SammieBabe

10-20-2005, 02:16 PM

I would run up an insane amount of debt and then leave it to my kids...

Venom

10-20-2005, 02:38 PM

If i had one day to live.....I would watch some paint dry.....cause thats exciting

Tasura

10-20-2005, 02:46 PM

probabl say "Well, that sucks" then go on a mass killing spree, then laugh at all the dead people, then remember that im going to die, then go home and listen to music, and possibly eat a nice thick steak.

Venom

10-20-2005, 02:48 PM

Tasura

10-20-2005, 02:50 PM

I do like steak an killing, oooh killing while eating steak would be good to, thast what i would do, go on a mass killing spree while eating steak and listeing to music.

Hawkeye

10-20-2005, 02:53 PM

Nothing. I would do absolutely nothing.

Venom

10-20-2005, 03:00 PM

actually i think i would watch waynes world for the rest of the day

Sergeant Hartman

10-20-2005, 03:05 PM

Nothing. I would do absolutely nothing.

Nothing. Come on your gonna die, go reek havoc or something.

Venom

10-20-2005, 03:07 PM

I would punch my principal in the face, for no reason.

nik0tine

10-20-2005, 03:08 PM

I'd probably freak out.

Venom

10-20-2005, 03:09 PM

I'd book Aerosmith to do Waynestock.

Sergeant Hartman

10-20-2005, 03:11 PM

I would punch my principal in the face, for no reason.

Then take a leak on his desk and all over his paper work.

Light Mage

10-20-2005, 03:13 PM

What would you do if the doctor said you only had a day to live?
Prove him wrong.

*crack*

ZuZu

10-20-2005, 03:16 PM

I would buy an ice cream.

Edit: An expencive one.

Edit: *very
you would buy one me too? :D

Skarr

10-20-2005, 03:19 PM

I'll tell you when it happens.

Edit~ I don't know, some stuff I guess.

Venom

10-20-2005, 03:19 PM

I would go up to random people and beat the sh** out of em, cause i want to take some people toi hell with me.:D

Meat Puppet

10-20-2005, 03:22 PM

You only have a day, man, make your mind up.

Venom

10-20-2005, 03:22 PM

I CAN do it all in one day can you?

Meat Puppet

10-20-2005, 03:23 PM

I CAN do it all in one day can you?

No; I'm a dim-witted, beer-guzzling male. Multi-tasking aint my style

Venom

10-20-2005, 03:26 PM

So am I, I can still do it in one day.

Meat Puppet

10-20-2005, 03:27 PM

I'll hold you to that.

ThroneofDravaris

10-20-2005, 03:29 PM

Eat Eric Roberts.

Old Manus

10-20-2005, 03:41 PM

Kill my family

bipper

10-20-2005, 03:45 PM

Live for the day. First I would pray, then I would visit everyone say my good byes and wish them well. I would Kiss my wife and my kids goodbye. Hopefully die in the calming embrace of my family. Then I would go to God.

That just brought a tear to my eye.:cry:

Bipper

Sasquatch

10-20-2005, 04:14 PM

I'd order a bunch of stuff, and make sure it was hand-delivered. Then the delivery guys would feel really bad when they show up to deliver this stuff to me, and I'm dead.

Jess

10-20-2005, 04:15 PM

Say my goodbyes to everybody I cared about, get them all to come for a big chinese and then go and get drunk.

Venom

10-20-2005, 05:57 PM

Drinking is kinda cool.

But, hmm..........I would tell my neighbors how much I think there Douche bags.

Karl

10-20-2005, 07:00 PM

jump off a bridge...

then swim out of the river and go have some fun

CaZ!

10-20-2005, 07:17 PM

Write letters to all of my best friends, Cry loads and tell the boy i secretly love how much i love him and probably cry again

Sergeant Hartman

10-20-2005, 07:37 PM

Kill my family

You haven't got the balls.

Shlup

10-20-2005, 09:29 PM

I'd kill myself.

Optium

10-20-2005, 09:34 PM

I had that experience today. He told me I had 24 hours to live. I was
shocked and appauled but I told him I wanted a second opinion. He told
me I was ugly too.

:(

.opt

Yamaneko

10-20-2005, 09:35 PM

Wow Shlup, how original.

What kills you in a day?

In any case, I would go visit Del before I died.

Shlup

10-20-2005, 09:35 PM

Was I supposed to be original?

Yamaneko

10-20-2005, 09:38 PM

No, but <i>I</i> was. :choc2:

-N-

10-20-2005, 10:06 PM

I'd go egg Yams's house, pee on his front door, get drunk and die outside a bar.

themagicroundabout

10-20-2005, 10:13 PM

well first i'd :monocle: and then i'd be all :choc2: so i would discover my ability to :strut: and then i would :eep: all the way home where i would stay :tumble:'ing till tomorrow

and then, of course, i would :kaocheer:

Sergeant Hartman

10-20-2005, 10:36 PM

lose my virginity.

Indeed. I completely agree.

Captain Maxx Power

10-20-2005, 11:18 PM

Probably go and kill everyone I always wanted to but couldn't.

Black Angel

10-22-2005, 12:09 AM

U all disgust me..................... But i would kill the docter that slapped me on the bottom.................. then id laugh and kill the people i really hate...............................then id die with my bestest friend................Well thats just my first thing on my list......... I have a lot more........................................

faster skating penguin

10-22-2005, 12:10 AM

I don't think there's any original response to this thread ...

Tasura

10-22-2005, 12:15 AM

i dont think steak was mentioned.

Zeldy

10-22-2005, 12:16 AM

The one thing i do best; :joey:ing

crashNUMBERS

10-22-2005, 02:26 AM

Id kick his ass (Literally) and walk away. If it's true I'll just choke him as a ghost for telling me. If he didn't tell me I would've maimed him. He wouldve died either 5 ways...

Doomie

10-22-2005, 03:09 AM

Get laid, get wasted, then get killed.

ScottNUMBERS

10-22-2005, 10:52 AM

lose my virginity.

Indeed. I completely agree.

I think he's coming on to you. :rolleyes3

Kill my family

You haven't got the balls.

Thats what I said, when He said that about my family...now im an orphan. :whimper:

you would buy one me too? :D

Who do you think I am? bill gates?! Christ on a cracker! :roll:

Black Angel

10-22-2005, 03:14 PM

HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! I want an ice cream!!!!!!!!!! Buy me 1 too!!!!!PLZ???

Neco Arc

10-22-2005, 11:42 PM

id blow out all my cash on every game i can buy and die holding my hand contollers or console

Leeza

10-23-2005, 02:12 AM

I'd probably just waste the whole day crying and being angry and denying the fact that I was about to die. And then I'd just be dead. :cat:

ff7+ff10 gurl 100

10-23-2005, 02:20 AM

Id steal someones credit card and buy all the video games i can find and play until i die

-And-

Ill blow up random people

kikimm

10-23-2005, 02:21 AM

I'd probably just waste the whole day crying and being angry and denying the fact that I was about to die. And then I'd just be dead. :cat:

Yes.

I don't think I'd be able to focus on doing anything else.

TurkSlayer

10-23-2005, 02:22 AM

Lead a rebellion against my school, slaughter most of the football team, beat up everyone who thinks I'm a drug addict, go out with my friends for whiskey and hookers, then play video games till I pass out and die. Then, life will be complete.

Odaisé Gaelach

10-23-2005, 04:46 AM

1) Get life assurance (just don't tell them that I'm gonna snuff it ;) ).

2) Get on a plane to Kiev and watch the sun setting over the Chernobyl sarcophagus.

T-MaN

10-23-2005, 05:30 AM

Ha! I wouldn't listen to what the doctors say. I never listen to what they say, so I would just probably live the rest of the day as I would every other day.

black orb

10-23-2005, 05:35 AM

>>> Go to a better doctor..

loza

10-23-2005, 07:01 AM

If i had one day to live.....I would watch some paint dry.....cause thats exciting

lol :p

1) i would go 2 a candy store give lots of money 2 them and eat all the candy they had
2) i whould go 2 a amusment park (aka Greenhills) and go on everthing
3) then i'll steal a little buggie and go as far as i can on the petrol
4) lastly i'll stop in front of a busy road till i die :D

bipper

10-23-2005, 07:04 AM

>>> Go to a better doctor..

lol kudos!

Monster Hunt

10-23-2005, 07:06 AM

Just something ordinary... eat lot's, steal candy off a baby, kill the people i hate, say bye to random people, drink lots, run to john howard's house and attack him because he's a bum (to me) and make a protest about bush being pm of american. After that i'd go to jail so i run away somehow and go to a chocolate shop, keep some chocolate in my mouth, go to a barn, and die next to a chicken. See? ordinary!

Jebus

10-23-2005, 08:16 AM

So I'm going to die. Why should I change around my day for something like that?

Old Manus

10-23-2005, 10:35 AM

At least Jebus dies for our sins.

Primus Inter Pares

10-23-2005, 10:47 AM

Tell Dan I love him.

Social Moon Firesky

10-23-2005, 12:32 PM

Go out on a crime spree with all my mates, spending as much money as possible (Other people's obviously) and generally causing mayhem. And I'd probably shove these 2 guys at school in a closet with me, and not let them go for a while. ;)

Sare

10-23-2005, 03:46 PM

I'd probably write a long letter about me and my life so far, to leave something for future generations.
Then I'd get drunk, have sex etc.. the usual.

Slothy

10-23-2005, 04:57 PM

I'd save the world. How can someone save the world in a day you ask? I'd kill George Bush. Not only would I save the world, but monuments would be constructed in my memory in countries around the world. Instant immortality.

Cloud_omnislash_Strife

10-24-2005, 02:11 AM

If I would have a day to live I would just sit in my bed and wait miserably.:(

Zyx

10-24-2005, 05:34 AM

I would take a crap in the mouth of every person I hate.

Aerith's Knight

10-24-2005, 08:02 AM

i'd have sex with all the ppl who are also about to die and therefore very willing

Jack

10-25-2005, 09:36 AM

Live

Kappy

10-25-2005, 01:03 PM

Possibly break the law in every conceivable way.

GhandiOwnsYou

10-26-2005, 04:01 AM

Strap myself with explosives, sit on the roof of my job, and call every cop and news station in town. Make sure CNN was on the way, and inform the polic that I had one of those nice "if i release this button... *boom*" triggers, so nobody tried to snipe/tackle me. then get on a bullhorn and alternate between making rants on society, politics, and the general state of the world, and making unreasonalby ridiculous demands (think Airheads). also, announce that if i saw one more maxi pad, tampon, or yeast infection "ovule" treatment commercial on any channel on TV, the entire town goes boom via remote bomb. then i'd probably have sex. just because i could have live, uncensored sex on CNN and nobody could stop me, elsewise, the town goes boom.

Take that, add the final act of blowing up my boss and select coworkers, and add TGIfridays potato skins. that'd pretty much be it. lol

Vyk

10-26-2005, 08:08 AM

I'd have to find someone I've cared for of the female variety and try to convince them to kiss me before I die

DarkLadyNyara

10-26-2005, 10:39 PM

something along the lines of running about naked, sex, booze
oh and telling all the people i've had to be nice to that i really hate them ^__^

You and me both. :beer: :D

Possibly break the law in every conceivable way.
That too.

i'd have sex with all the ppl who are also about to die and therefore very willing
And that.