View Full Version : MY REVELATIONS!
Dignified Pauper
10-20-2005, 01:52 PM
Upon visiting #eoff this morning, I came to a startling revelation.
08:49] ScottNUMBERS> New Theory Nod=God
08:50] busy> It rhymes ^_^
08:50] * dignified_pauper is now known as DP|Midterms_n_class
08:50] ScottNUMBERS> Therefore they are one.
08:50] ScottNUMBERS> ^_^
08:51] DP|Midterms_n_class> I'm pretty sure Psy/FM/and Old Manus are God.
08:51] DP|Midterms_n_class> all together
08:51] DP|Midterms_n_class> it's the trinity
08:51] busy> FM is...! :D
08:51] DP|Midterms_n_class> understand?
08:51] DP|Midterms_n_class> TRINITY!
So there you have it, Flying Mullet, Psychotic, and Old Manus, I bow and pray to your indominable will! ALL PRAISE GOD THROUGH THE TRINITY OR BE BURNED IN THE FIERY HELLS OF BANISHMENT!
HOORJ is God and he always will be.
WildRaubtier
10-20-2005, 01:56 PM
I like potatoes.
That's a smarter statement than anything else in this thread will be.
ScottNUMBERS
10-20-2005, 01:57 PM
Brown Knows.
Meat Puppet
10-20-2005, 02:03 PM
Kneel before Zod!
Resha
10-20-2005, 02:08 PM
Oh great. :rolleyes2: Now we'll have huge ego ;___;
*hails meekly*
I also hail Meat Puppet as my God. SO THERE. :mad2:
WildRaubtier
10-20-2005, 02:14 PM
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT RESHA
Loony BoB
10-20-2005, 02:42 PM
Psy has enough of a complex as it is, don't encourage him.
MLT Be God - June 2001 Ciddies - Sean (Cid)
MLT Be God - Dec 2002 Ciddies - Sean (Cid)
MLT Be God - Jun 2005 Ciddies - Cid
Three times questioned, three times answered. Cid is the only true God at EoFF.
However, Kefka the 3rd (aka Heero) and HOORJ can also both be referred to as God for their extended stints with the name.
Old Manus
10-20-2005, 04:15 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/god.jpg
Maxico
10-20-2005, 04:28 PM
Wait, so is jesus performing open heart surgery on himself or something?
Old Manus
10-20-2005, 04:31 PM
Yes. FEEL THE POWER
Psychotic
10-20-2005, 05:00 PM
Psy has enough of a complex as it is, don't encourage him.The only complex in my life is the complexity in our relationship, Daniel darling. :love:
Does this mean that I am Flying Mullet and Old Manus now? Woo-hoo, I'm off to sleep with FM's wife and OM's dog.
Hawkeye
10-20-2005, 05:03 PM
wtf
Dignified Pauper
10-20-2005, 07:56 PM
through the trinity, yes, all three of you are one in the same, only separate. Amazing, the Trinity affects even EoFF!
The Jamie Star Scenario
10-20-2005, 08:59 PM
http://loljesus.com/submissions/jesuslol_ttylol.jpg
Jamie Star won the internets. xDDDD
PS: I don't get any #eoff stuff. Chat logs confuzzle me.
Dignified Pauper
10-21-2005, 12:03 AM
Jamie Stars picture has nothing to do with the topic. He loses.
Brown Knows.Never a truer statement has been spoken.
Of course, that means Marick is completely wrong.
Optium
10-21-2005, 01:22 AM
God I hate the EOFF channel.
.opt
Chemical
10-21-2005, 01:50 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/god.jpg
Woow. Old Manesus!
But still not God.
rubah
10-21-2005, 03:44 AM
PS: I don't get any #eoff stuff. Chat logs confuzzle me.
That's a shame.
repo man
10-21-2005, 05:34 AM
I am the true vine.
Yamaneko
10-21-2005, 05:36 AM
One for the vine.
Del Murder
10-21-2005, 05:42 AM
I'm pretty sure a revelation has to come with some kind of reasoning.
Old Manus
10-21-2005, 08:03 AM
Woow. Old Manesus!
But still not God.
I couldn't find a picture of God
Dignified Pauper
10-21-2005, 12:24 PM
I'm pretty sure that most revelations have no reasonings. Also, Old Manus, that picture is definitely Godly, as it bestows you as the Son of the Trinity.
Chemical
10-21-2005, 04:04 PM
I couldn't find a picture of God
Do a Google for "Sistine Chapel"
Actually. Here
http://www.bioeng.auckland.ac.nz/information/newsletters/nov04/sistine_chapel.jpg
The right one's God.
This image is clearly based on the Occidental version of God, but most religious art, connected with christianity, comes from the European Renaissance.
(before the renaissance they didn't have oils/canvas/linear perspective and only did crappy frescoes unworthy of being mentioned because they never employed the cool technologies of realism that budded during the renaizsance and international humanism era.... and the baroque images are all very... simple and usually lack God because of the church being scrutinized for semony and the sales of indulgences as well as being too iconical... cue the Prodestant Reformation...so yea.)
Conclusion;
Do a google for: God + Rennaisance
Maxico
10-21-2005, 04:07 PM
Do a Google for "Sistine Chapel"
Actually. Here
http://www.bioeng.auckland.ac.nz/information/newsletters/nov04/sistine_chapel.jpg
The right one's God.
Wow, god really knows how to throw a great party.
Old Manus
10-21-2005, 04:07 PM
...right
Giga Guess
10-21-2005, 04:23 PM
So does this make me an Apostle?
Old Manus
10-21-2005, 04:32 PM
Satans_Apostle (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/member.php?u=10446)
Dignified Pauper
10-21-2005, 05:13 PM
man, where is SA? :( and it's sad an RM didn't make that connection. Silly RMs.
WildRaubtier
10-21-2005, 06:12 PM
My original statement in this thread still holds true.
I just wanted you to know.
Dignified Pauper
10-21-2005, 06:57 PM
Seebs sucks.
That's way more intelligent.
Yamaneko
10-21-2005, 07:18 PM
The Arabs were far ahead of the Europeans in terms of art (among other things) during the Low and High Middle Ages. Of course they could never paint God.
One of my favorite paintings is Baroque.
Chemical
10-21-2005, 07:40 PM
I have to agree.
Baroque art is so dramatic and pregnant with movement and feeling.
Bernini's work is just breath taking especially the "Ecstacy of St. Teresa."
Though I think my favourite part about baroque art is how it moves away from religioun and becomes more secular which is deffinately more appealing to the contemporary agnostic/thiest/sceptic.
I also love how it all retains the classical style while exploring realisism instead of idealism. None of that Fox Trot A crap.
Vermeer, Rembrandt, Caravaggio(his use of chiarscuro and tenebrism gives me a goal in life)... these artists are really moving. The epitome of culture and class. (though yeah... it's debatable that the concept of class and culture are standards created and maintained by the bogious, impearlistic pigs... but dude.. the oil glazing.. OH THE OIL GLAZING.)
The arbs didn't depict any thing really, did they?
I thought, or atleast I've been mislead to believe, that Arab art and Ottoman art was directed to the decoration and elegance of their garments, temples, wall mosaics, rugs, vases etc... and all remained rather non-objective.
(iconoclasts?)
The Jamie Star Scenario
10-21-2005, 08:28 PM
Jamie Stars picture has nothing to do with the topic. He loses.
http://www.theglassprison.net/obey/images/Narcissus(Caravaggio,_1598-99,_Rome)%20copy.jpg
Spammerman
10-21-2005, 08:38 PM
That was not a coincidence. You had summoned forth ancient demonic magic to destroy the world. RUN! WE ARE NOT SAFE! WE WILL ALL BURN IN THE FIRES OF THE WRATH OF THE ALMIGHTY BLOODHUNTER11! OH BLESSED BLOODHUNTER11, SPARE ME!
God say's that?
Old Manus
10-21-2005, 09:59 PM
God say's that?
God move's in mysterious ways
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