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Shoden
10-20-2005, 07:43 PM
I hope this isn't considered spam or anything but here goes.


So do you believe in this fat guy?


Mainly the topic is your words on the fat guy who appears every Crimbo.


I stopped believing in this guy when I was 7 lol.
themagicroundabout
10-20-2005, 07:48 PM
I met him once, he was in a "grotto" he called me "kiddo" i therefore am inclined to believe he exists :)
Shoden
10-20-2005, 07:52 PM
It was some maniac paid to dress up as santa and cause some bother.
themagicroundabout
10-20-2005, 07:57 PM
Nah, dude, he was the real thing, he had a beard and a sack full of surprises and everything :excited:
Shoden
10-20-2005, 07:59 PM
Fake beard, how many men in their 30's/40's can grow a full WHITE beard.


he maybe Michael Jackson trying to get kids.
http://s61.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0MVOLMPQPB4HP3LZTZJCYSZK32
GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 07:59 PM
i saw him in a movie called "The Santa Claus"
i never knew that Tim Allen was Santa
hm go figure
Flying Mullet
10-20-2005, 08:00 PM
I believe in him because it makes the holidays fun.
Itsunari 2000
10-20-2005, 08:01 PM
... Who is Santa Claus ?
Shoden
10-20-2005, 08:02 PM
Tis a myth to get children to go to sleep on Xmas eve like the legend of Women on the net.
Loudez
10-20-2005, 08:04 PM
he was real! but then coca cola got a hoald of him and changed the colours of his clothes!
Psychotic
10-20-2005, 08:06 PM
If you ever use the word "Crimbo" again I'm going to nasally rape you.
Shoden
10-20-2005, 08:08 PM
It's a commonly used expression for Christmas in the North East, I only call it Crimbo online or rarely offline lol.

Psy believes in Santa!


Either Santa exists or not.


If he exists He's a child fiddler, he does things to his elves and what does he keep in that sack eh?


It's either that or he's just a story.
themagicroundabout
10-20-2005, 08:10 PM
He is real i tell you!
no one with such a big beard and the 'ho ho ho' laugh could be made up! :choc2:
Shoden
10-20-2005, 08:11 PM
errr... *puts on big beard and goes 'ho ho ho'*


It's a cosplayer lol.
Psychotic
10-20-2005, 08:12 PM
No, it's an ugly word dreamed up by marketing execs to make Christmas sound more fashionable. Now, if they'd dreamed up a nice word, like Mooblerfoobler or Lemontrees, then I wouldn't mind. Crimbo? No thank you. Get out of here Crimbo, no-one loves you. :irked:
themagicroundabout
10-20-2005, 08:12 PM
The only trouble now is that i know your beard is fake :mog:
Shoden
10-20-2005, 08:14 PM
well Santa actually had no image til Coca Cola made it.
themagicroundabout
10-20-2005, 08:16 PM
Yeah, thats cus santa is actually a 98 year old balding midget, but coca cola wanted to make him appear more attractive to the general public
Shoden
10-20-2005, 08:17 PM
but how can a 98 year old midget be able to deliver presents around the world overnight?


what about people with no chimneys?
Psychotic
10-20-2005, 08:20 PM
well Santa actually had no image til Coca Cola made it.LOL HI ST. NICOLAS MAH DOGG!!!!!

PS: Psycho-Cola > Coca-Cola.
themagicroundabout
10-20-2005, 08:21 PM
but how can a 98 year old midget be able to deliver presents around the world overnight?


what about people with no chimneys?

by magic :eep:
Shoden
10-20-2005, 08:22 PM
XD, what does your psycho cola taste like?


I hope there's no under 10's on EOFF or I've messed them up.


how can a 98 year old banger use magic?

how the hell can he be fit enough to get outside in one piece, survive winters and stuff.
Destai
10-20-2005, 08:32 PM
Tis a myth to get children to go to sleep on Xmas eve.You're a god damn liar :mad2:
well Santa actually had no image til Coca Cola made it.He looked the same but his clother were mainly green.
themagicroundabout
10-20-2005, 08:33 PM
how can a 98 year old banger use magic?

how the hell can he be fit enough to get outside in one piece, survive winters and stuff.
i didnt say he was a banger, i said he was a midget :rolleyes2
he is fit, because he drinks psycho-cola, the real thing ;)
Shoden
10-20-2005, 08:35 PM
he wasn't extremely obese, his costume had alot more fur, It comes from Greece I think.


santa is an incarnation of the spirit of Christmas, you don't have to know he's real to celebrate christmas, in a way Santa is a human incarnation of christmas if you think about it.


The story of him checking little kid's behaviour, delivering presents and coal is the B/s.

Strange eh?
UWAOOOOU
10-20-2005, 08:39 PM
I get the feeling this is all news to you.
Chris
10-20-2005, 08:40 PM
I never believed in him.
GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 08:42 PM
hes my dad :D
Destai
10-20-2005, 08:43 PM
I never believed in him.
You poor deprived little boy.
hes my dad Elf! *points and laughs*
themagicroundabout
10-20-2005, 08:43 PM
I never believed in him.
awww, Chris :(
you made me feel sad now :(


*goes to get a bucket*
Shoden
10-20-2005, 08:43 PM
He could be anyone's spiritual dad, Jesus w/e.
Apollo
10-20-2005, 08:44 PM
I still believe in him because I feel like it. :p
Shoden
10-20-2005, 08:50 PM
go ahead, the image of the gift giver is the santa I say doesn't exist.
Destai
10-20-2005, 08:52 PM
You take him pretty seriously for someone who doesnt believe.
Shoden
10-20-2005, 08:57 PM
I don't want to ruin it for kids that's all and all this just comes from that or I'm making it up as I go along.
themagicroundabout
10-20-2005, 09:06 PM
Santa sure does know how to bake a good cake :)
One_WinGed_d3mon
10-20-2005, 09:12 PM
Yeah, he tried to stuck his fat ass down my chimy, so I scared away his reindeer by throwing rocks so he can walk home.
GunbladeMaster
10-20-2005, 09:20 PM
its hard to have him as a dad...
since i cant tell anyone and stuff
hes on A Weight Watchers Diet u know?
and still everyone makes fun of him for being chubby... :cry:

for the record his name isnt Santa its Tim, Tim Allen
and u can call me Charlie...:shifty:
Parasaurolophus
10-21-2005, 12:59 AM
I believe.