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TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 06:53 AM
cait sith made the one for FFVIII, so I decided to go ahead and make one for FFVII (All credit for the original still to cait sith, of course). It works the same way as the other, just write five words to add on to each part of the story. It all takes place after Advent Children.

One day Cloud was walking
boys from the dwarf
10-23-2005, 06:56 AM
to see tifa. he got
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 06:59 AM
a sledge hammer and attacked
MysticD
10-23-2005, 07:10 AM
my mother.
Christmas
10-23-2005, 07:12 AM
Tifa appeared with a potato....
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:13 AM
and began to scream out
Christmas
10-23-2005, 07:17 AM
The potato started to melt.....
Jiro
10-23-2005, 07:18 AM
until it made clouds hair
Christmas
10-23-2005, 07:20 AM
turned into snakes and worms....
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:22 AM
which exploded like fire crackers
Christmas
10-23-2005, 07:24 AM
Cloud cried and took out....
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:25 AM
a pink tissue and started
Christmas
10-23-2005, 07:28 AM
to pee on it until....
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:29 AM
a monkey crawled out of
Christmas
10-23-2005, 07:30 AM
a hole and bite Cloud....
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:31 AM
in the ass. He tried
Christmas
10-23-2005, 07:33 AM
to call Tifa for help.
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:35 AM
But Tifa was too busy
Christmas
10-23-2005, 07:37 AM
ripping out Rufus' arms and...
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:39 AM
making out with Nanaki in
Christmas
10-23-2005, 07:42 AM
front of Cloud. Cloud started...
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:46 AM
throwing a tantrum and killing
Christmas
10-23-2005, 07:47 AM
anything he saw including Nanaki....
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:50 AM
which made Tifa furious. She
Christmas
10-23-2005, 07:52 AM
called her lover Yuffie to....
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:53 AM
make out and have a
Christmas
10-23-2005, 07:55 AM
tea session with Cloud and....
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:56 AM
his sex slaves, Barret and
Christmas
10-23-2005, 07:58 AM
Cid who took out a....
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:59 AM
rocket launcher in order to
Christmas
10-23-2005, 08:01 AM
be freed from Yuffie. He....
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 08:02 AM
tried to kill her but
Christmas
10-23-2005, 08:05 AM
he realize he loved her....
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 08:06 AM
But Tifa took Yuffie and
Christmas
10-23-2005, 08:09 AM
silce off her leg so....
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 08:10 AM
She could never leave her.
Christmas
10-23-2005, 08:11 AM
Cid was devasted and started....
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 08:12 AM
ripping out random people's hair.
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 09:24 AM
It was very nice hair.
Slade
10-23-2005, 09:30 AM
Except that it was very
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 09:49 AM
poisonous for eating so Cid
Summoner Yuna
10-23-2005, 10:03 AM
took out a cigarette and
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 10:11 AM
smoked some weed with RedXIII

(and Turk_Slayer you no ur going to have to put the entire thing together like cait sith did
good luck)
Summoner Yuna
10-23-2005, 10:26 AM
The weed gave Cid gas
Christmas
10-23-2005, 10:40 AM
so he begin to fly....
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 10:40 AM
fly to the cheesy moon!
Christmas
10-23-2005, 10:58 AM
and found JENOVA there eating....
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 11:06 AM
a nice bowl of human
d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x
10-23-2005, 01:16 PM
intestines floating in red milk
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 01:18 PM
with a dash of salt...
Hugomand
10-23-2005, 01:26 PM
And alot of mogle crap
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 01:29 PM
(comma) a hint of Chocobo barf,
Shooting Star
10-23-2005, 02:24 PM
and some cheese! JENOVA
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 02:26 PM
saw Cid watching him so
Shooting Star
10-23-2005, 02:28 PM
offered him some of it.
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 02:31 PM
Cid refused and offered weed
Shooting Star
10-23-2005, 02:55 PM
JENOVA said "okay then i'll

(I should let someone else have a go....oh well!!)
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 03:00 PM
trade you this for that."

its okay cause anyone can go at anytime so it really doesnt matter
* White Aeris *
10-23-2005, 03:02 PM
So Cid took the dish.....
Yay! another one!
Christmas
10-23-2005, 03:12 PM
and threw it at Jenova...
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 03:13 PM
who got so angry that...
* White Aeris *
10-23-2005, 03:23 PM
she threatened to eat Cid...
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 03:32 PM
but Cid had a plan...
Christmas
10-23-2005, 03:34 PM
He opened his mouth and....
* White Aeris *
10-23-2005, 03:35 PM
slowly swallowered JENOVA whole! But....
EDIT: I got beaten!!! Could we change the 'the' to 'then'?? i think it would still work!
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 03:36 PM
lol
ur always beaten
* White Aeris *
10-23-2005, 03:37 PM
hee, i know! gotta get quicker!!
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 03:37 PM
slowly swallowered JENOVA whole! Then....
EDIT: I got beaten!!! Could we change the 'the' to 'then'?? i think it would still work!

he barfed out Cait Sith!
* White Aeris *
10-23-2005, 03:41 PM
Vincent, who saw it happen....
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 03:46 PM
called Tifa who called Barret
* White Aeris *
10-23-2005, 03:50 PM
who called Marlean, who came....
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 03:54 PM
with Redxiii who came with
* White Aeris *
10-23-2005, 04:12 PM
a lot of fleas, who
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 04:13 PM
werent happy with his blood
* White Aeris *
10-23-2005, 04:19 PM
so jumped over onto Marlean....
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 04:20 PM
who screamed at the sensation
* White Aeris *
10-23-2005, 04:22 PM
of been poked by fleas!
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 04:25 PM
She watched them tickle her...
* White Aeris *
10-23-2005, 04:27 PM
but then they went bad....
Shooting Star
10-23-2005, 05:01 PM
and got a knife to.....
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 05:09 PM
and began hurling them at

((Yes GunbladeMaster, I know what I'll have to do. Not exactly looking forward to it either.:mad: ))
Dinnova
10-23-2005, 05:18 PM
random objects, which started to...
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 05:24 PM
disappear every 5 to 10
* White Aeris *
10-23-2005, 05:30 PM
seconds weirdly. So Marlean ran...
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 05:32 PM
toward Vincent who grabbed Marlene
Dinnova
10-23-2005, 05:44 PM
who then grabed a bunch....
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 05:45 PM
of fleas and threw them
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 05:49 PM
at Cid who was trying
Dinnova
10-23-2005, 05:51 PM
to make a phone call
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 05:54 PM
to his mother about a
Dinnova
10-23-2005, 06:07 PM
his piano lessons, that were
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 06:15 PM
being terminated from his record
Dinnova
10-23-2005, 06:19 PM
to prevent confusion. Just then
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 06:22 PM
Cloud appeared with his "Big-ass-sword"
(1 word!)
Dinnova
10-23-2005, 06:32 PM
claiming that he was a..
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 06:34 PM
good man and not transexual
Dinnova
10-23-2005, 06:40 PM
which made everyone happy except
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 06:41 PM
Barret, who liked cloud alot.
*__*)
10-23-2005, 06:57 PM
Meanwhile at the Chocobo Ranch,
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:02 PM
Rufus and Scarlet started to
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 07:04 PM
argue about who would become
ffxatticus
10-23-2005, 07:06 PM
Don's next three girl contestents
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 07:10 PM
Rufus said, " You`re not pretty
ffxatticus
10-23-2005, 07:11 PM
like my dog, Biggs, is.
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 07:14 PM
He could beat you any
Hugomand
10-23-2005, 07:18 PM
time. Tifa showed her boobs...
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 07:19 PM
and the 2 men died.
ffxatticus
10-23-2005, 07:21 PM
because they were not real.
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 07:22 PM
Tifa was offened so she
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:24 PM
grabbed a chainsaw and attacked
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 07:26 PM
the 2 dead bodies silly :p
ffxatticus
10-23-2005, 07:28 PM
Then she realized that Aeris
Ultima Shadow
10-23-2005, 07:31 PM
had sex with Cloud and
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:32 PM
killed her (again) slowly and painfully.
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 07:33 PM
It was relaxing for Tifa.
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:35 PM
Then she found Cloud and
ffxatticus
10-23-2005, 07:36 PM
cid making out in the
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:39 PM
7th Heaven broom closet. She
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 07:43 PM
got so angry she exploded!

Her silicon-filled boobs went everywhere!
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:46 PM
Cloud scream like a little
Hugomand
10-23-2005, 07:47 PM
Cloud used revive on Tifa
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 07:50 PM
and then she punched Cid
ffxatticus
10-23-2005, 07:54 PM
in his left sagging nut
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 07:55 PM
which resulted in Cid smiling
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:55 PM
Then she found he didn't
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 07:56 PM
have balls!? Cids smile widened :D
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 07:57 PM
She smiled too and grabbed
ffxatticus
10-23-2005, 07:59 PM
his big fat ugly boob
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 08:05 PM
Cid loooked at Tifas boobs
Captain Maxx Power
10-23-2005, 08:06 PM
and said "Damn, thems big!"
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 08:07 PM
and then started milking em
Hugomand
10-23-2005, 08:27 PM
Tifa slapped Cid in the
FFVIII Fan
10-23-2005, 08:31 PM
chin and then something happened!...
hehe new 5 word story:D
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 08:33 PM
Cids face came right off!!!
FFVIII Fan
10-23-2005, 08:36 PM
tifa got scared and ran...
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 08:42 PM
because it was actually Cloud!!!
FFVIII Fan
10-23-2005, 08:44 PM
she then bumped into Sephiroth!...
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 08:47 PM
who was looking at Hentai...
TurkSlayer
10-23-2005, 08:48 PM
of Tifa and Yuffie in
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 09:06 PM
the shower :joey:, it made em happy.
Hugomand
10-23-2005, 09:22 PM
But then tifa went to
FFVIII Fan
10-23-2005, 09:33 PM
a house party in Reno's!
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 09:49 PM
The band Goosefrabra was playing!
FFVIII Fan
10-23-2005, 09:53 PM
tifa was drinkin vodka n'coke!...
GunbladeMaster
10-23-2005, 09:59 PM
She poured it on herself!
Cruise Control
10-24-2005, 12:20 AM
But she caught on fire
Dinnova
10-24-2005, 01:40 AM
and burned the place down
Slade
10-24-2005, 04:17 AM
Tifa was buried outside the
Dragon000
10-24-2005, 07:47 AM
chocobo ranch where billy, grandpa..
Christmas
10-24-2005, 10:51 AM
revived her again and married.....
Jiro
10-24-2005, 11:26 AM
his cousin who divorced him
Shooting Star
10-24-2005, 03:21 PM
.meanwhile Sephiroth had got some......
Christmas
10-24-2005, 03:21 PM
rotten chickens from his girlfriend...
Dinnova
10-24-2005, 03:27 PM
so he decided to go
Christmas
10-24-2005, 03:28 PM
and burn his girlfriend alive....
Shooting Star
10-24-2005, 03:29 PM
and give one to JENOVA.
Shooting Star
10-24-2005, 03:30 PM
You beated me!!!
Shooting Star
10-24-2005, 03:34 PM
carry on with your one Unknowns.
Dinnova
10-24-2005, 03:39 PM
after he would go and...
(triple post!)
Christmas
10-24-2005, 03:44 PM
eat some tonberries for lunch....
Shooting Star
10-24-2005, 03:54 PM
washed down with chocobo wee.
Christmas
10-24-2005, 03:57 PM
But he wanted to wash.....
Shooting Star
10-24-2005, 04:03 PM
his underwear first so he.....
GunbladeMaster
10-24-2005, 04:19 PM
went to "Big Biggs´ Washery"
Dinnova
10-24-2005, 04:24 PM
but he didnt have money
Shooting Star
10-24-2005, 04:35 PM
so he stole some from...
Dinnova
10-24-2005, 04:36 PM
a little girl who then
GunbladeMaster
10-24-2005, 04:38 PM
got pissed and got angry
Dinnova
10-24-2005, 04:39 PM
then transformed into a giant
GunbladeMaster
10-24-2005, 04:41 PM
creature called The Ultima Weapon
Dinnova
10-24-2005, 04:43 PM
who has a craving for
GunbladeMaster
10-24-2005, 04:49 PM
evil, long, silvery-haired men
Hugomand
10-24-2005, 04:52 PM
Sephiroth pulled his sword and
GunbladeMaster
10-24-2005, 04:53 PM
ran away like a "school-girl"
Dinnova
10-24-2005, 04:54 PM
acidently killing random people and
GunbladeMaster
10-24-2005, 05:00 PM
pulling out random peoples hair
Dinnova
10-24-2005, 05:01 PM
to add to his collection
FFVIII Fan
10-24-2005, 05:07 PM
meanwhile barret had gone to
GunbladeMaster
10-24-2005, 05:09 PM
learn proper english from Marlene
Dinnova
10-24-2005, 05:11 PM
who learned it from barret
GunbladeMaster
10-24-2005, 05:14 PM
who learned it from Chocobos
Dinnova
10-24-2005, 05:16 PM
barret couldnt figure it out....
FFVIII Fan
10-24-2005, 05:35 PM
how bad things were getting...
GunbladeMaster
10-24-2005, 06:22 PM
until he got a blaster upgrade.
FFVIII Fan
10-24-2005, 06:57 PM
and blew marlene to pieces!...
GunbladeMaster
10-24-2005, 07:16 PM
Yuffie appeared at that moment!
Black Angel
10-24-2005, 07:24 PM
And started killing Barret with
Dinnova
10-24-2005, 08:52 PM
harsh language, driving barret to
FFVIII Fan
10-24-2005, 09:09 PM
scream like a little girl!...
GunbladeMaster
10-24-2005, 09:15 PM
which he did very well ;)
FFVIII Fan
10-24-2005, 09:20 PM
Yuffie shut him up by...
GunbladeMaster
10-24-2005, 09:21 PM
sticking his dong in his mouth
FFVIII Fan
10-24-2005, 09:24 PM
barret choked to death while...
FFVIII Fan
10-24-2005, 09:30 PM
sephiroth showed off his masamune...
GunbladeMaster
10-24-2005, 09:31 PM
cloud and vincent was fighting about who wepon was better untill...

cough**five word story**cough
GunbladeMaster
10-24-2005, 09:36 PM
no biggy :D
FFVIII Fan
10-24-2005, 09:38 PM
any who.....

vincent and cloud got jealous
Anniexo
10-24-2005, 09:40 PM
and then they attacked him
FFVIII Fan
10-24-2005, 09:44 PM
in the cosmo canyon. Blood...
Anniexo
10-24-2005, 09:45 PM
was all over cloud....
FFVIII Fan
10-24-2005, 09:51 PM
but whose blood was it?!...
GunbladeMaster
10-24-2005, 09:53 PM
Thats when Jerry Springer came...

**chant** JE--RRY JE--RRY JE--RRY
FFVIII Fan
10-24-2005, 09:56 PM
**chant** JE--RRY JE--RRY JE--RRY

hehe

back to the topic,
sephiroth was lying on the...
GunbladeMaster
10-24-2005, 10:03 PM
wat
no Jerry...? :(


ground next to Jerry, so
FFVIII Fan
10-24-2005, 10:08 PM
sephiroth got up and asked...
GunbladeMaster
10-24-2005, 10:11 PM
Jerry for some colorful beads
FFVIII Fan
10-24-2005, 10:15 PM
jerry said 'go to hell'...
Anniexo
10-24-2005, 10:16 PM
jerry slaped sehiroth very heard...
Summoner Yuna
10-24-2005, 10:37 PM
and laughed his ass off
Black Angel
10-25-2005, 01:14 AM
At that exact moment,Cloud...
Shiny
10-25-2005, 01:18 AM
Said, "I love you Jerry"
Black Angel
10-25-2005, 02:00 AM
And Jerry said "And I..."
Dragon000
10-25-2005, 02:01 AM
want to screw Tifa with...
Shiny
10-25-2005, 02:02 AM
a chainsaw so she ran...
Dragon000
10-25-2005, 02:05 AM
with Jerry's balls and threw
Shiny
10-25-2005, 02:07 AM
(This isn't part of the story but seriously...WTF? MOD where are you when we actually need you?)
TurkSlayer
10-25-2005, 02:17 AM
them at a random chocobo
Shiny
10-25-2005, 02:20 AM
then the chocobo bit Cloud...
Jiro
10-25-2005, 07:07 AM
and he got so pissed
Dragon000
10-25-2005, 07:28 AM
because that chocobo was carrying
GunbladeMaster
10-25-2005, 07:45 AM
Uranium under its toxic wings
Jiro
10-25-2005, 08:00 AM
and he was covered with
Shooting Star
10-25-2005, 11:44 AM
chocolate! Cloud began to lick...........
Black Angel
10-25-2005, 11:50 AM
The chocobos toxic wings. Tifa...
Shooting Star
10-25-2005, 11:56 AM
threw a tantrum because she...
Black Angel
10-25-2005, 12:25 PM
Was mad at Cloud because...
TurkSlayer
10-25-2005, 01:23 PM
he was having an affair
Hugomand
10-25-2005, 01:24 PM
Oh, turkslayer posted the same time as me!! :P

With a chocolate cake that
KadajDE
10-25-2005, 02:30 PM
Wut da??HOLY LIFESTREAM!???!
* White Aeris *
10-25-2005, 03:47 PM
KadajDE? holy lifestream? anyway....

With a chocolate cake that
was as tasty as a....
GunbladeMaster
10-25-2005, 03:49 PM
a moogles fresh morning dew ;)
FFVIII Fan
10-25-2005, 03:52 PM
he devoured it, but suddenly...
Dragon000
10-25-2005, 03:55 PM
Jenova from outerspace came and....
GunbladeMaster
10-25-2005, 03:56 PM
did a cannonball into the...
Dragon000
10-25-2005, 04:00 PM
chocobo ranch, doing damages to
Christmas
10-25-2005, 04:02 PM
the cockroaches living there, so...
GunbladeMaster
10-25-2005, 04:04 PM
ShinRa stepped in right away
Dragon000
10-25-2005, 04:05 PM
and began eating them before
GunbladeMaster
10-25-2005, 04:07 PM
Ozma appeared and used Dommsday!
Dragon000
10-25-2005, 04:10 PM
on the turks who are
Christmas
10-25-2005, 04:12 PM
eating cockroaches and maggots so....
FFVIII Fan
10-25-2005, 04:21 PM
they didnt realise what was...
GunbladeMaster
10-25-2005, 04:22 PM
truly in the roaches! Twas
Hugomand
10-25-2005, 04:24 PM
DNA from Jenova, so they
GunbladeMaster
10-25-2005, 04:26 PM
whispered, I... see. ...dead... people...
Christmas
10-25-2005, 04:26 PM
licking...... my..... ass..... and....looking...
GunbladeMaster
10-25-2005, 04:27 PM
.....
Dinnova
10-25-2005, 04:51 PM
licking...... my..... ass..... and....looking...
for some cheese, that had
Shooting Star
10-25-2005, 04:54 PM
gone mouldy so they began......
Dinnova
10-25-2005, 04:59 PM
spontaneously combusting, causing everyone to