Hello.I'm new here.

[Dark Magic User]

Hi, I'm new here.

[Hawkeye]

Couldve fooled me

Welcome to this backwash of the world

[Vaprice]

HI I love you

[Dark Magic User]

and how could i have fooled you?b/c i have that saying thing and an "avatar"? i was just messin' around to see what would happen. and..um...thank you, i think...

[Tasura]

Hello.

[Dark Magic User]

hi, bardock.and...um...thanks,vaprice...i think...

[Tasura]

dont mind the crazies (aka all of us)

[Dark Magic User]

i'll try not to...even though i have a feeling i'll be joining you guys VERY soon...

[Tasura]

if your anyhting like the rest of us you already have.

[Dark Magic User]

hm...*thinks* yep, i think i have joined you...

[Tasura]

:evilking: then my plan has begun to work. *cue evil laugh*

[strawberryman]

Welcome to EoFF.
I like to eat newbies. ;)

[Skarr]

Welcome to EoFF.
I like to eat newbies. ;)

I also eat newbies. But with hotsauce. :D

Oh yeah, welcome.

[Samuraid]

Welcome. :D

[Reles]

Welcome dear friend. :greenie:

[FightClubFan#47]

Don touch the pudding!

THE PUDDING MINES ARE OVERFLOWING!

*sniffs*

I exploded. Thanks

[Meat Puppet]

Hello. :eeyore:

[themagicroundabout]

hello :mindboggled:


:excited:

[Primus Inter Pares]

:twak:

Welcome to EoFF!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/varalf/a1be4141.jpg

[boris no no]

hey and welcome
*eats n00b*
now the only way you can survive is to do the MC hammer dance to the cant touch this sing
DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER
CAN'T TOUCH THIS

:D

[Zeldy]

Welcome to EoFF :love:
http://blacktears5.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/lauritopoff.jpg.w180h240.jpg

[Chris]

Welcome. :)

[Dark Magic User]

thanks everyone!

[Kamiko]

I'm not crazy and Chris is not a whore.
:fpenerg:
I love you Zeldy!
Don't kill me Chris!
Wilkum newb00rrzz

[Dark Magic User]

um...thanks..i think

[Blackmageboi]

*pokes with stick*
:twak:Teehee

ah the noobie goodness hello there!:love:

[Drift]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Luara]

Hi!!!!!! :D

[tastetherainbow]

:twak:

Welcome to EoFF!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/varalf/a1be4141.jpg

Here we go again,haha.Welcome to EOFF,have fun!

[Dark Magic User]

thanks! wow! a lot of peoples say hi!

[Blue-Fire]

hiya!

[Xaven]

Be my friend!

[Dark Magic User]

Be my friend!
um...ok?

[KadajDE]

IM NEW BUT NOT AT GAMES,ADVENT CHILDREN IS THE BEST MOVIE EVERRRRRRR!!!NE OPINIONS???

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Welcome to EOFF!

Rubedo: I hope you enjoy your stay! :D

[Sapphiresea]

Hey, Welcome!!:D

[CaZ!]

Hello very much PLEASE

[smittenkitten]

Hewwooo and welcome don't worry we are not all crazee :D see you later aligtor :smash:

[Dark Magic User]

um..thanks...i'm sure everyone's not THAT crazy...

[Fithos Lusec WecosVinosec]

Hi, This is my first post ever on this site....AND YOUR ALL HERE TO WITNESS IT!!!!!

[Primus Inter Pares]

I really need to pay attention to the threads I've already posted the same message in, oh well.

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

:hat: :beer: :smash: :kiss: :roll: :hyper: :hyper: :joey: :crying: :crying2: :monocle: Welcome to The Smiley Place!!!!! heeehheee :fencing: :frust: :twak: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!!! :hourglas: :blahblah: :bow: :banme :ty: :magus: :monkey: :tonberry: Wha? :simon: :hot: Oh Right :nonono: :trout: Um :trout:Like :quarter:Um :screwy: HELOOOOOOO!!! heh.............heh.............

[GunbladeMaster]

if u like circus` then ull really like it here

oh and
:evilking: Welcome...
...to my world :evilking:

[tifa:one winged angel]

hi im also new here anyway HELLLOOOO!!!

[Tasura]

hello

[Ultima Shadow]

Well, well... what do we have here? A newbie? A new bie as in "new being" if you change the placement of the "I" and the "E" and add an "N" and a "G". In other words, you're a newly discovered so-called "being". Man, that's so cool. I mean... it's not like you see an entierly new being everyday.

So... how does it feel to be an entierly new being? What do you think of the human race in general, newly discovered being? What does a newly discovered being do on its free time? What do they eat for breakfast? What about dinner? What's your fav colour? Mine's gray because it rhymes with "gay". And I love gays. I wanna be a gay! Do you want to be a gay, new being? :greenie:

[RPJesus]

"I'm as fake as a wedding cake
And I'm Vague and I know that I'm homopolitan
Pitifully predictable
Correctly political

I'm the new, I'm the new, new member
I've got nothing inside
Better in the head and in bed
At the office
I can suck and I smile
New, new, new member

I can choke and diet on coke
I'm Spun and I know
That I'm Stoned and Rolling

Lifelike and poseable
Hopeless and disposable
I'm the new, I'm the new, new member
I've got nothing inside
Better in the head and in bed
At the office
I can suck and I smile
New, new, new member

Don't let them know how far you go
Or that you use you "lovers"
Oh look, you're like a VCR
Stick something in to know
Just who you are you

New, new, new member"

Well, I thout it was clever.



I love gays. I wanna be a gay! Do you want to be a gay, new being? :greenie:
Just for you:

"Alcoholic kind of mood
lose my clothes, lose my lube
cruising for a piece of fun
looking out for number one
different partner every night
so narcotic outta sight
what a gas, what a beautiful ass.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

Kind of buzz that lasts for days
had some help from insect ways
comes across all shy and coy
just another nancy boy.
Woman man or modern monkey
just another happy junkie
fifty pounds, press my button
going down.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

Does his makeup in his room
douse himself with cheap perfume
eyeholes in a paper bag
greatest lay I ever had
kind of guy who mates for life
gotta help him find a wife
we're a couple, when our bodies double.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.

And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me."

[Dark Magic User]

if u like circus` then ull really like it here

oh and
:evilking: Welcome...
...to my world :evilking:
1. i hate the circus b/c i'm afraid of clowns...they're too...happy...*shudders*

2. your world?

[Dinnova]

Hello to all new people!:monster:

I myself am new but i havent realy made an indroduction. so hello!

[Tasura]

dont listen to him, its not his world. Its mine :evilking:

[Dark Magic User]

dont listen to him, its not his world. Its mine :evilking:
uh...yours? *backs away*

[Skarr]

You know, I haven't eaten a newbie in quite a while... :drool: Got any hotsause? :tongue:

[Shauna]

...We're all crazy! *evil laugh*


...Weclome! If I haven't already said this. :D

[loza]

hi!:D :D

[Neco Arc]

hi hi... have a :tonberry:

[Dark Magic User]

You know, I haven't eaten a newbie in quite a while... :drool: Got any hotsause? :tongue:
uh....*runs away*

[Kamiko]

Wow, there were some pretty newbish newbs for a bit.
How d'you do?
I'm Kams and I'm technically still a newb. Which sucks.

[Alive-Cat]

NEWBIE!!!!!
...
Will you...Will you marry me?:)

[Drift]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Kamiko]

Alive man is a cradle robber.

[Alive-Cat]

They will! I only robbed 7 cradles today!! DAMN YOU IRON MAN!!!

[Leeza]

This newbie thread is not very new anymore and spam is ensueing. :cat: