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-N-
10-24-2005, 09:38 AM
There is no way there were 589 users of this board on June 18 at whatever the hell time zone 9.11 AM is. In fact, 9.11 is proof of a staff conspiracy to artificially jack up the site stats to generate more advertising revenue. Down with those heathenous Shinra.

For exhibit B, I present this (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=8154) masterful work of journalism. Maybe I shouldn't present that... my posts in there are way too n00bish.

Exhibit C is this (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=18840) high-handed (yet oh so hilarious) imperialism manifested as Kawaii Ryûkishi.

Exhibit D is Necro's *snip*. Which brings me to a legit question - I can't link to porn images, but what about very descriptive sex stories?

~ Saying things like that about other members here isn't nice, especially moderators. If only I could ban you without a staff ruling. - Yams

Discuss these travesties and its potentially devastating effects on the Asian economy's manufactured goods and exports. You have 17 hours. Make your time.

Goddamn this bag of candy corn is endless. I'm never going to sleep at this rate.

edit: You guys are morons if you believed the mod edits. I've faked them before. It's No Big Deal.

You owe me five whatever the hell NZ currency is for using that trademark. - D
Miriel
10-24-2005, 09:56 AM
Yamaneko uses tildes?
WildRaubtier
10-24-2005, 10:14 AM
Probably just search engine spiders. Some sites can get pretty bad with those at times, using several dozen at a time on the one site.
Primus Inter Pares
10-24-2005, 10:20 AM
Well now, does there seem to be a problem here?
themagicroundabout
10-24-2005, 10:24 AM
It's worse than you think! :hat:
Primus Inter Pares
10-24-2005, 10:38 AM
:eek: is it the conspiracy of the hats all over again? :hat:
Rye
10-24-2005, 11:14 AM
I approve of Yam's tildes!
Samuraid
10-24-2005, 11:27 AM
Goddamn this bag of candy corn is endless. I'm never going to sleep at this rate.

You've become intoxicated by candy. Admit it.:rolleyes2
Primus Inter Pares
10-24-2005, 11:31 AM
Hold on... Yams did something. :eek:
Big D
10-24-2005, 12:14 PM
Spider programs and search bots account for a lot of the 'lurkers' seen around the forum lately. Especially since Yahoo has been boosting its number of spiders, in order to increase the quality of their search engine. Or so I'm told.
Old Manus
10-24-2005, 12:57 PM
Yahoo finally realises that its search engine is crap
Dignified Pauper
10-24-2005, 06:39 PM
Yams just owned Neel, now Neel can come back and say Yam's hates brown people and declare it an e-hate crime

anyone notice that exhibit A was gone?
Kamiko
10-24-2005, 08:00 PM
We can sum this up in a single sentence.
The Candy Corn is infiltrating Neel's brain.
Hawkeye
10-24-2005, 08:05 PM
I get on EoFF for this?
eestlinc
10-24-2005, 10:02 PM
like Yams would ever actually do something...
Shlup
10-24-2005, 10:05 PM
~ Saying things like that about other members here isn't nice, especially moderators. If only I could ban you without a staff ruling. - Yams
Discrimination! Discrimination! Lack of equality! Elitist! ELITIST!

*marches on the capitol*
eestlinc
10-24-2005, 10:12 PM
yea Neel said that. don't you know, never trust an Indian.
Traitorfish
10-24-2005, 10:17 PM
Since were being random, my surname is Meehan, and I found a site that said Wyoming is the only state on in the mainland US that contains no Meehans. Wyomings too good for us, is it? Damn you, Wyoming!
Old Manus
10-24-2005, 10:29 PM
Discrimination! Discrimination! Lack of equality! Elitist! ELITIST!

*marches on the capitol*
MEMBER EQUALITY
Zeldy
10-24-2005, 10:33 PM
There is no way there were 589 users of this board on June 18 at whatever the hell time zone 9.11 AM is.
My Birthday :D
eestlinc
10-24-2005, 10:51 PM
Since were being random, my surname is Meehan, and I found a site that said Wyoming is the only state on in the mainland US that contains no Meehans. Wyomings too good for us, is it? Damn you, Wyoming!
There isn't much of anything in Wyoming except mountains and stuff.
Yamaneko
10-24-2005, 11:01 PM
I think Neel was high when he made this thread.
Psychotic
10-25-2005, 12:22 AM
...whoa, did Yamaneko delete my post? Don't strain yourself too much, you might get a hernia.
eestlinc
10-25-2005, 12:50 AM
like Yams would ever actually do something...
bipper
10-25-2005, 12:54 AM
I am going to pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans!

Hey Farve! whats that restaunt you like to eat at with that goofy /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif on the walls?
Loony BoB
10-25-2005, 12:58 AM
Definitely a case of Yawho's Online. I've got a saved file showing 100-200 Y! searchbots on EoFF somewhere.
Samuraid
10-25-2005, 01:25 AM
We can update our robots.txt and lower the crawl interval if that becomes a problem.
Psychotic
10-25-2005, 01:28 AM
like Yams would ever actually do something...YOU deleted my post, elsie?

Well that's just not cool. Not cool at all. If Yamaneko was the one responsible, that'd be fine with me, but you...well...I'm disappointed in you, elsie.

:tonberry:
Loony BoB
10-25-2005, 01:29 AM
Nah. :p I don't see it as a problem, and the "damage" has been done already anyway. To me, it just means that some search engine is going to promote our site, so that's a good thing.
Meat Puppet
10-25-2005, 02:24 AM
how is anyone elses post in this thread less delete worthy than mine?

I bet it wouldn't been deleted if I knever won that screen name dournament. TAMN YOU PROTO
Samuraid
10-25-2005, 05:58 AM
Nah. :p I don't see it as a problem, and the "damage" has been done already anyway. To me, it just means that some search engine is going to promote our site, so that's a good thing.
FFO and FFShrine still have the top two spots on google. :smash: But that could change. ;)
Yamaneko
10-25-2005, 06:16 AM
FFO has always been there. Before them it was FF:WA. EoFF is pretty consistent, though. We're probably the fastest growing too.
Samuraid
10-25-2005, 08:06 AM
We certainly have the best forums and a lot of interesting things that the others don't.
bipper
10-25-2005, 01:40 PM
We certainly have the best forums and a lot of interesting things that the others don't.

Like Bipper?!
boris no no
10-25-2005, 01:49 PM
:D
i like cookies *gives cookies to samuraid*
its always good to have a conspiricy, like in the x-files :D
CaZ!
10-25-2005, 05:34 PM
shenanigons where?:joey:
edczxcvbnm
10-25-2005, 05:41 PM
shenanigans? Ah hell! I gotta go home and get my broom!
-N-
10-25-2005, 10:29 PM
I actually wasn't high, Yams, as shown in Exhibit E (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=72528). :p

It's actually kinda cool that I now know the reason why that number always seems so overinflated. Damn those search engine bots...
Samuraid
10-26-2005, 03:00 AM
Like Bipper?!
Yes. :p
Sephex
10-26-2005, 03:20 AM
shenanigans? Ah hell! I gotta go home and get my broom!

You beat me to it. :cry:
DarkLadyNyara
10-26-2005, 10:36 PM
I am going to pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans!

shenanigons where?
D*mn, too late. :D
Dignified Pauper
10-26-2005, 10:58 PM
Exhibit D is Necro's *snip*. Which brings me to a legit question - I can't link to porn images, but what about very descriptive sex stories?

~ Saying things like that about other members here isn't nice, especially moderators. If only I could ban you without a staff ruling. - Yams


BAN NEEL BAN NEEL BAN NEEL.


I <3 you Neel.
edczxcvbnm
10-26-2005, 11:53 PM
You beat me to it. :cry:

This is page two and I sadly beat everyone to it.
Dignified Pauper
10-27-2005, 05:44 AM
Neel is Anti-gay.

However, because I love Neel, I joined in on Shenanigans!!!! some of you know what I'm talking about.