A newbie... sort of...

[Arielle]

Hey,

Rye forcefully dragged me here. Ummm username pretty much says who I am, you might know me from FFInsider as the certain hobsquabbic administrator there. Or some of you might remember me in distant pasts (though I had very different usernames) from FFRepublic or TSR.

Anyway I'm not new to the whole forums gig, been at it for years now so (I didn't bother checking any other newbie threads here so forgive me if I'm wrong) please don't plaster me with the "hi, this is how to use vBulletin" lectures that newbies always seem to end up getting at other forums.

I also hear that you lot are a bit bonkers (well I know that from the few days I spent here around 3 years ago, gosh the place has grown since then).

Hopefully I can get over the sheer intimidation the size of this place gives me.

Anyhoo, rambling ends.

Toodles! :)

[Nod]

Hello and welcome. :smash:
:roll: :roll:
:D

[Chris]

Welcome, or as Rye would put it: fo' sho.

:D

[Drift]

ewwwwwwwwwwww

[DK]

Rye is evil. Evil and Emo. She must be eliminated. :mad2:

I'm sure we'll get along fine, though. :cool:

Edit: Wait wait wait. You're Ariel from FFInsider? I should check that place again. *_*

[Doomtrain 770]

Hello.

[Primus Inter Pares]

:twak:

Welcome to EoFF!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/varalf/a1be4141.jpg

[Zeldy]

You must be one of Rye's 'Stick in a butt' friends.

Welcome!

[Trumpet Thief]

Trowa: I'm sure you'll fit in fine. Welcome! :)

chaos: I hope you enjoy your stay here at EOFF!

Trowa: And not to give you those vBulletin lectures or anything, but it's always good to read the FAQ once in a while. *sits and stares and sits and stares*

[Old Manus]

Hello there newbie, here is a quick lecture on vb code.


[b], [i], [u] - Bold / Italic / Underline
[color]- Colour
[size] - Size
[font]-Font
[highlight]-Highlight
[left], [right], [center]-Left / Right / Center
[indent]-Indent
[email]-Email Linking
[url]-URL Hyperlinking
[thread]-Thread Linking
[post]-Post Linking

[list]-Bulleted Lists / Advanced Lists
[img]-Images
[code]-Code
[php]-PHP Code
[html]-HTML Code
[quote]-Quote
[noparse]-Stop vB Code Parsing
[attach]-Attachment

[Primus Inter Pares]

please don't plaster me with the "hi, this is how to use vBulletin" lectures that newbies always seem to end up getting at other forums.
xD

...REALLY don't think that's going to happen.

[Spiffing Cheese]

Well, helloooo. Yeah; like PiP said, that's sooo not gonna happen. We generally just abuse and poke the newbies. So hi! :choc2:

[Jess]

Iya :) welcome to EOFF.

[Arielle]

Hello there newbie, here is a quick lecture on vb code.


[b], [i], [u] - Bold / Italic / Underline
[color]- Colour
[size] - Size
[font]-Font
[highlight]-Highlight
[left], [right], [center]-Left / Right / Center
[indent]-Indent
[email]-Email Linking
[url]-URL Hyperlinking
[thread]-Thread Linking
[post]-Post Linking

[list]-Bulleted Lists / Advanced Lists
[img]-Images
[code]-Code
[php]-PHP Code
[html]-HTML Code
[quote]-Quote
[noparse]-Stop vB Code Parsing
[attach]-Attachment


No [strike] or [s]?

[themagicroundabout]

:excited: Howdy! :excited: Howdy! :excited: Howdy! :excited:

:kaofight:

[Hawkeye]

nope

[Sepho]

Hi =]

[Psychotic]

Oh, you're that stalker that posts in her LJ. I too am a stalker that posts in her LJ. WE MUST BE RELATED.

[GooeyToast]

You disgust me

[Kamiko]

I like teh newbzz...
[smilies]

[Black Mage]

Hello, and welcome.

You already know what you're doing, so there's not much else I can say, really. So, uh, enjoy yourself. :)

[Rye]

ARIELLE! :D You're here! Yay! Arielle is teh rawks! *gives a warm welcome*

And Dan: I'M NOT EMO. :(

[DK]

Your ":(" exposes your filthy lies, Jesster Bennington!

[Rye]

JESSTER BENNINGTON?! WHAT FOUL LIES COME FROM MOUTH, KNAVE!

Ignore Dan, Arielle, he's unwell! xD

[DK]

Yeah, I have this condition you see. Emo's to me are like kryptonite to superman, and whenever Rye is around I get sick as fuck. :cool:

[Rye]

Yeah, I have this condition you see. Emo's to me are like kryptonite to superman, and whenever Rye is around I get sick as smurf. :cool:

You... you... you're a stick in the butt! That's all I have to say to you!

[DK]

And you're an emo in the butt! It's more comfortable for you to be in there, it absorbs your tears so your skin doesn't go all wrinkled and stuff.

[Arielle]

And you're an emo in the butt! It's more comfortable for you to be in there, it absorbs your tears so your skin doesn't go all wrinkled and stuff.

Must smell after a while though.

[DK]

It does. But this only makes her cry even more and thus the cycle of emoness continues. It's sort of like the Lion King's circle of life only with less Timon and Puumba and more crying and nasty smells.

[Rye]

I am NOT an anus emo. xD

[Arielle]

It does. But this only makes her cry even more and thus the cycle of emoness continues. It's sort of like the Lion King's circle of life only with less Timon and Puumba and more crying and nasty smells.

Surely this means someone has a very wet butt though. Poor sod.


I am NOT an anus emo. xD

There, there *pets* no need to be so defensive.

[RPJesus]

Bah! Newbies are of the devils arse. I have no time for such tom-foolery (doesn't explain why I'm answering, I know, but SHUTUP!).
You will be destroyed when the Master takes this planet. You and all humans. You are but the scum I do not dare to even sniff.

(But... have a nice time. I'm here if you want any help storing lots of money and presents you can't keep because of lack of space. 'Cause I'm lovely, really)

[Old Manus]

[strike arielle]

HAPPY NOW

[Craig]

HI, WELCOME.

[Blackmageboi]

*pokes with stick*:twak:teehee

hellooooooooooooooooo

[Samuraid]

Welcome. :D


[noparse]-Stop vB Code ParsingWow, I didn't know that one existed. :monocle:

[Meat Puppet]

do you know how to p[ost idon't :confuseD: :confused: :cofnused:

[Sergeant Hartman]

Welcome. I don't know who too i just saw some people say welcome and decided to say it aswell.

[escobert]

Hi. :D

[Sapphiresea]

Welcome!!:D

[Reles]

Welcome. :greenie:

[Freya]

Welcome to EoFF all i have to say is watch out for bears. Some newbies have mystriously disappeared. We have evidince that it was infact not a bear but we like to say it is to jazz it up the obituaries anyways.

[Lushs]

Hey Arielle... Too bad you couldn't keep the same user name as on ffinsider! :p

well it's Lush... you know me, same ol' g

[Leeza]

Do not revive dead threads. This should have been a PM.