ff humor

[Fire_Emblem776]

like cool



http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/fireemblem776/Final%20Fantasy%20VII%20GIf/sephholdingbacktoon.jpg


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/fireemblem776/Final%20Fantasy%20VII%20GIf/cloudrealtoon.jpg


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/fireemblem776/Final%20Fantasy%20VII%20GIf/tifasephdate.jpg


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/fireemblem776/Final%20Fantasy%20VII%20GIf/campsephtoon.jpg


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/fireemblem776/Final%20Fantasy%20VII%20GIf/aerithsephdatetoon.jpg


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/fireemblem776/Final%20Fantasy%20VII%20GIf/sephpansytoon.jpg

[GunbladeMaster]

lol

[boys from the dwarf]

holy hilarious shiznit!!!! evil cloud? yay!!!dancing sepho? hilariousynessificationition!!!!!!

[redxiiii]

"And this one time at band camp!" man I love that!!!

[Flying Mullet]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/fireemblem776/Final%20Fantasy%20VII%20GIf/aerithsephdatetoon.jpg
That one made me chuckle. :)

[Anniexo]

how do you get sephiroth to be in cloud place?

[Flying Mullet]

Magic!

[Anniexo]

tell me how plase

[GunbladeMaster]

compulsive pixelaritation

[Meat Puppet]

sephiroth replaces cloud with a patch for pc
quite gay

[Anniexo]

what about on ps1?

[Flying Mullet]

You can't really patch a PSOne.

[Skyblade]

You can't really patch a PSOne.

With enough duct tape, you can patch anything (except, oddly enough, ducts).

[DarkLadyNyara]

No comment...

[crashNUMBERS]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/fireemblem776/Final%20Fantasy%20VII%20GIf/sephpansytoon.jpg



LOL!!!!

[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

yes i agree, quite amusing
. . . .
oh i can't contain it, it's freakin hilarious!!!!!

[Black Angel]

LOL!!! Poor Yuffie must be trumatized!!!!! Sephiroth must feel so stupid!!!!!!

[TheSpoonyBard]

Here's a (not so) little something I found that some may find funny.

http://myspace-029.vo.llnwd.net/00277/92/06/277446029_l.jpg

[Skyblade]

http://myspace-029.vo.llnwd.net/00277/92/06/277446029_l.jpg

That deserves more than just a link.

"Warrrrk!"

[Dinnova]

http://myspace-029.vo.llnwd.net/00277/92/06/277446029_l.jpg

That deserves more than just a link.

"Warrrrk!"
what attacks would it use?

[Skyblade]

what attacks would it use?

Chocobuckle
Chocoflare
Chocoflash (similar to Diamond Flash in it's effect)
Deathblow/Fat Chocobo

Probably a couple more too. Chocobo WEAPON is a scary idea.

[GunbladeMaster]

wat about choco metoer
choco ball
choco attack
choco cure

[Dinnova]

wat about choco metoer
choco ball
choco attack
choco cure
how about choco win.
an attack that occurs randomly or counters making you die without any chance of survival.

[* White Aeris *]

all of these are hilarious! keep them coming!!!!

[GunbladeMaster]

and the winning item
will be a
Chocobo Pinion

Choco-wing-castes wind damage on all enemies
Choco-feather- casts haste on chocobo

[boys from the dwarf]

http://myspace-029.vo.llnwd.net/00277/92/06/277446029_l.jpg

That deserves more than just a link.

"Warrrrk!"
holy funnynalariousnessismificationy!!!:choc2: eek!!!!

[Anniexo]

to bad all of this isn't in the game

[Dinnova]

to bad all of this isn't in the game
OR IS IT!!!!!!

Collect all the 1/35th Soldiers then go to the northcrater then fight 100 battles without getting hit, then sephiroth will then congradulat you then give you Black Materia, then you must go revive Aeris and get Zack in your party. Then go to the ice field with a plaid Chocobo who will then summon Chocobo Weapon.if you belive this you got problems

[crashNUMBERS]

LMAO!!

[FFGuevara]

ROTFL

[Masamune·1600]

After long hours of testing, these are my conclusions. :eek:

Chocobo Weapon

Level 9999
HP: 999,999,999,999,999
MP: 999,999,999,999
Strength: 65535
Vitality: 65535
Magic: 65535
Spirit: 65535
Dexterity: 65535
Luck: 65535
Attack%: 65535
Defense%: 65535
M. Defense%: 65535

Absorbs: Fire, Ice, Lightning, Earth, Wind, Water, Poison, Gravity, Holy, Cut, Hit, Shoot, Punch, Shout, Hidden, Non-Elemental

Immune to: All, including Cait Sith's instant victory combination

Steal: Choco Feather

Morph: Chocobracelet

Win: Potion, 1 gil

Techniques:

Chocobuckle: Apparently, the Chocobo Weapon (or, more accurately, the party) has escaped roughly ∞ times. Not only does that make it impossible for the targeted character to survive, the fact that one cannot escape an infinite number of times creates a paradox, which causes the game to glitch, resulting in Game Over, all save files being lost, and your house being reduced to rubble for good measure.

Choco Meteor: Causes Meteor to hit Gaia. Game Over, plus your current save file gets destroyed. Doesn't affect your house, though.

Choco Source: Causes one character's stats to drop to zero, permanently. This includes maxHP, so the character can never be used again. Also, this will screw up his or her dialogue for some reason, predictably causing the game to glitch and erase your saved game.

Choco Pandora's Box: Rather than a question mark, you get a chocobo. Deals 9999 damage and 999 MP damage to everyone. I can't think of a reason offhand to make it erase a saved game, but it does!

Electric de Chocobo: A lightning-elemental summon. Nobuo Uematsu appears and erases your saved game, unless you absorb lightning. If you do, your saved game is safe! However, Electric de Chocobo is the only piece of music that will play for the rest of the game.

Warrrrk!: Chocobo Weapon's ultimate technique, only used when its HP drops below 300 million, and also when its MP drops below 30 million. I'm not sure what it does, because my game had been erased by then.

Strategy: Buy several memory cards; play it at someone else’s house.

[Skyblade]

After long hours of testing, these are my conclusions. :eek:

Chocobo Weapon

Level 9999
HP: 999,999,999,999,999
MP: 999,999,999,999
Strength: 65535
Vitality: 65535
Magic: 65535
Spirit: 65535
Dexterity: 65535
Luck: 65535
Attack%: 65535
Defense%: 65535
M. Defense%: 65535

Absorbs: Fire, Ice, Lightning, Earth, Wind, Water, Poison, Gravity, Holy, Cut, Hit, Shoot, Punch, Shout, Hidden, Non-Elemental

Immune to: All, including Cait Sith's instant victory combination

Steal: Choco Feather

Morph: Chocobracelet

Win: Potion, 1 gil

Techniques:

Chocobuckle: Apparently, the Chocobo Weapon (or, more accurately, the party) has escaped roughly ∞ times. Not only does that make it impossible for the targeted character to survive, the fact that one cannot escape an infinite number of times creates a paradox, which causes the game to glitch, resulting in Game Over, all save files being lost, and your house being reduced to rubble for good measure.

Choco Meteor: Causes Meteor to hit Gaia. Game Over, plus your current save file gets destroyed. Doesn't affect your house, though.

Choco Source: Causes one character's stats to drop to zero, permanently. This includes maxHP, so the character can never be used again. Also, this will screw up his or her dialogue for some reason, predictably causing the game to glitch and erase your saved game.

Choco Pandora's Box: Rather than a question mark, you get a chocobo. Deals 9999 damage and 999 MP damage to everyone. I can't think of a reason offhand to make it erase a saved game, but it does!

Electric de Chocobo: A lightning-elemental summon. Nobuo Uematsu appears and erases your saved game, unless you absorb lightning. If you do, your saved game is safe! However, Electric de Chocobo is the only piece of music that will play for the rest of the game.

Warrrrk!: Chocobo Weapon's ultimate technique, only used when its HP drops below 300 million, and also when its MP drops below 30 million. I'm not sure what it does, because my game had been erased by then.

Strategy: Buy several memory cards; play it at someone else’s house.

Thanks for those stats and that strategy suggestion, Masamune!

However, the "Electric de Chocobo" (which I loved, BTW, that was excellent) got me thinking. We could do references to chocobo themed things from other FF games. First suggestion: A move called "The Chocobo's Kweh" (It's a pub in FFTA, in case you don't recognize it). I'll give more later.

[boys from the dwarf]

After long hours of testing, these are my conclusions. :eek:

Chocobo Weapon

Level 9999
HP: 999,999,999,999,999
MP: 999,999,999,999
Strength: 65535
Vitality: 65535
Magic: 65535
Spirit: 65535
Dexterity: 65535
Luck: 65535
Attack%: 65535
Defense%: 65535
M. Defense%: 65535

Absorbs: Fire, Ice, Lightning, Earth, Wind, Water, Poison, Gravity, Holy, Cut, Hit, Shoot, Punch, Shout, Hidden, Non-Elemental

Immune to: All, including Cait Sith's instant victory combination

Steal: Choco Feather

Morph: Chocobracelet

Win: Potion, 1 gil

Techniques:

Chocobuckle: Apparently, the Chocobo Weapon (or, more accurately, the party) has escaped roughly ∞ times. Not only does that make it impossible for the targeted character to survive, the fact that one cannot escape an infinite number of times creates a paradox, which causes the game to glitch, resulting in Game Over, all save files being lost, and your house being reduced to rubble for good measure.

Choco Meteor: Causes Meteor to hit Gaia. Game Over, plus your current save file gets destroyed. Doesn't affect your house, though.

Choco Source: Causes one character's stats to drop to zero, permanently. This includes maxHP, so the character can never be used again. Also, this will screw up his or her dialogue for some reason, predictably causing the game to glitch and erase your saved game.

Choco Pandora's Box: Rather than a question mark, you get a chocobo. Deals 9999 damage and 999 MP damage to everyone. I can't think of a reason offhand to make it erase a saved game, but it does!

Electric de Chocobo: A lightning-elemental summon. Nobuo Uematsu appears and erases your saved game, unless you absorb lightning. If you do, your saved game is safe! However, Electric de Chocobo is the only piece of music that will play for the rest of the game.

Warrrrk!: Chocobo Weapon's ultimate technique, only used when its HP drops below 300 million, and also when its MP drops below 30 million. I'm not sure what it does, because my game had been erased by then.

Strategy: Buy several memory cards; play it at someone else’s house.
funny strategy!!!!

[Christmas]

Just a secret to share with everyone. That Chocobo Weapon is actually the Chocobo Sage!!!

How do you get Chocobo Sage to transform in the Chocobo Weapon?

That is another secret for another time.

[Black Angel]

Chocobo WEAPON will kill u no matter what u do and u will die while fighting it!(A little prediction I just had!!!!)

[Cecinda]

LOL!!!! Have any of you guys actually TRIED the Aeris resurrection technique? Like use gameshark to get the midgar key on disk 1 and find the man in the pipe, blah blah.
lol.

P.S. I wonder what nobuo uematsu would look like in FF7. I wonder what he looks like?

[Dinnova]

would be funny if the chocobo had an attack called "/win". self explanitory

[GunbladeMaster]

17491

look everyone
its a Uematsu!
Lets throw apples at him!

[boys from the dwarf]

also to stop the chocobo weapon destroying your house buy the house in costa del sol for 300000 gil then the meteor will land there(but unfourtunately i destroy the real life place cost delsol but oh well. just dont play it there.)

[zellv2]

lmao those pics rule lol chocobo weapon ^_^ and sephiroth replacing cloud what humour :choc:

[Dinnova]

17491

look everyone
its a Uematsu!
Lets throw apples at him!
okay!

wu, y are we throwing apples at him?

[GunbladeMaster]

cas
Electric de Chocobo: A lightning-elemental summon. Nobuo Uematsu appears and erases your saved game, unless you absorb lightning. If you do, your saved game is safe! However, Electric de Chocobo is the only piece of music that will play for the rest of the game.

he created many good things
but by lookign at that pic we see his tru evilness :evilking:

[Dinnova]

cas
Electric de Chocobo: A lightning-elemental summon. Nobuo Uematsu appears and erases your saved game, unless you absorb lightning. If you do, your saved game is safe! However, Electric de Chocobo is the only piece of music that will play for the rest of the game.

he created many good things
but by lookign at that pic we see his tru evilness :evilking:
lol

[Bowser]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/fireemblem776/Final%20Fantasy%20VII%20GIf/sephpansytoon.jpg




That one loked pretty hard to make. Whos that dancing with Seph?

[TheSpoonyBard]

One of the actors in the play. She's almost always there.

[GunbladeMaster]

it looks like Rinoa

[Ultima Shadow]

After long hours of testing, these are my conclusions. :eek:

Chocobo Weapon

Level 9999
HP: 999,999,999,999,999
MP: 999,999,999,999
Strength: 65535
Vitality: 65535
Magic: 65535
Spirit: 65535
Dexterity: 65535
Luck: 65535
Attack%: 65535
Defense%: 65535
M. Defense%: 65535

Absorbs: Fire, Ice, Lightning, Earth, Wind, Water, Poison, Gravity, Holy, Cut, Hit, Shoot, Punch, Shout, Hidden, Non-Elemental

Immune to: All, including Cait Sith's instant victory combination

Steal: Choco Feather

Morph: Chocobracelet

Win: Potion, 1 gil

Techniques:

Chocobuckle: Apparently, the Chocobo Weapon (or, more accurately, the party) has escaped roughly ∞ times. Not only does that make it impossible for the targeted character to survive, the fact that one cannot escape an infinite number of times creates a paradox, which causes the game to glitch, resulting in Game Over, all save files being lost, and your house being reduced to rubble for good measure.

Choco Meteor: Causes Meteor to hit Gaia. Game Over, plus your current save file gets destroyed. Doesn't affect your house, though.

Choco Source: Causes one character's stats to drop to zero, permanently. This includes maxHP, so the character can never be used again. Also, this will screw up his or her dialogue for some reason, predictably causing the game to glitch and erase your saved game.

Choco Pandora's Box: Rather than a question mark, you get a chocobo. Deals 9999 damage and 999 MP damage to everyone. I can't think of a reason offhand to make it erase a saved game, but it does!

Electric de Chocobo: A lightning-elemental summon. Nobuo Uematsu appears and erases your saved game, unless you absorb lightning. If you do, your saved game is safe! However, Electric de Chocobo is the only piece of music that will play for the rest of the game.

Warrrrk!: Chocobo Weapon's ultimate technique, only used when its HP drops below 300 million, and also when its MP drops below 30 million. I'm not sure what it does, because my game had been erased by then.

Strategy: Buy several memory cards; play it at someone else’s house.:love: :love: :love:

[Rengori]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/fireemblem776/Final%20Fantasy%20VII%20GIf/tifasephdate.jpgI'm going to assume Sephy's just staring.

[Black Angel]

17491

look everyone
its a Uematsu!
Lets throw apples at him!
*Has seizures cuz of picture*...............*Faints*.............Fals outta chair*........:eep:

[Raven Nox]

Those are pretty good, I remember a site that had a few changed FF pics for humor purposes, I don't remember the site though, I need to find it again.

[Neco Arc]

shouldn't the chocobo be invincible... you know as the NORMAL chocobo... the only way you can beat it is by feeding a million mimmet greens using w-item trick and you win....

[Dinnova]

it praticaly is invincible

[Max]

Haha Did you make those?