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Lindy
10-26-2005, 04:13 PM
<a href="http://kirbyexplainstheafterlife.ytmnd.com">Discuss the nature of the afterlife.</a>
Chris
10-26-2005, 04:22 PM
Disco Heaven for me thanks.
Jess
10-26-2005, 04:29 PM
what did goats do to deserve this? :cry:
Lindy
10-26-2005, 05:15 PM
They ate Tin Cans.

God forbade them as foodstuffs, along with Hats.
CaZ!
10-26-2005, 05:34 PM
reincarnation rules ok :beer:
Venom
10-26-2005, 05:39 PM
wasnt "sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell" a song?
DMKA
10-26-2005, 05:54 PM
wasnt "sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell" a song?
Well there is that song playing in the background that says those exact words...
Dignified Pauper
10-26-2005, 06:53 PM
sounds like cake to me.
Kamiko
10-26-2005, 06:54 PM
Androgynous people everywhere.
And a nice dark corner where I can be alone... n.n
And absolutely no parents at all.
And lots of books.
And pianos.
Zeldy
10-26-2005, 07:28 PM
I believe in Reincarnation i s'pose ;/
Shoeberto
10-26-2005, 07:33 PM
Goatse has brought far too much joy to this world to go to hell.



Well, I mean, when you forget all that sodomy stuff. In fact, forget I brought any of this up.
Lindy
10-26-2005, 07:50 PM
Too late.

It's cache'd.

Hsu endorses sodomy.
Meat Puppet
10-26-2005, 08:17 PM
that's because desert folk blame all their wrongs on goats
at least that's what the dictionary told me when I was 12
sheep deserve heaven after what my people put them through
Lindy
10-26-2005, 08:17 PM
You were 12 once? I thought that was just a myth!
Old Manus
10-26-2005, 08:21 PM
That means that there will be a lot of KIDS IN HELL!

Get it? GET IT?
Shoeberto
10-26-2005, 08:26 PM
That means that there will be a lot of KIDS IN HELL!

Get it? GET IT?
That's the Canadian sketch comedy show, right?
Old Manus
10-26-2005, 08:27 PM
:confused:
Rye
10-26-2005, 10:01 PM
It's because goats have ugly beards.
Shlup
10-26-2005, 10:02 PM
I'll see when I get there. Until then I don't particularly care.
tastetherainbow
10-26-2005, 10:14 PM
Sheep will go to heaven,they'll use them as clouds to step on.
Calliope
10-27-2005, 06:26 AM
all good dogs go to heaven
Shlup
10-27-2005, 07:38 AM
No, Nicola, all dogs go to Heaven. Even the cheaters and gamblers who take advantage of adorable orphan girls.
krissy
10-27-2005, 07:48 AM
That's the Canadian sketch comedy show, right?
nah
that was kids in the hall
however they had some good sketches about the afterlife