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Kamiko
10-27-2005, 07:21 PM
!^*!%^$
AHHHH!!!
Don't send me these!
I don't have enough people on my list to avoid horrific curses on my soul.
Plus, then people get mad because they don't want to bother when all you were trying to do was save your own skin!
Par example...
Today, Linsey sent me a lovely little letter.
Now. I will not be asked out or dated for 5 years. [sigh]
What do you think?
These things are evil!
Lindy
10-27-2005, 07:26 PM
10 years ago a girl was murdered on this very message board.

If you do not repeat this message on at least ten other message boards, she will appear in your bed tonight and strangle you for not taking such a thing seriously.

If you do repeat it, then you will recieve good luck for the next 200 years and all your wildest dreams will come true.
Kamiko
10-27-2005, 07:28 PM
Did I mention that I'm pretty sure Lindy is Satan?
Chris
10-27-2005, 07:30 PM
People who send chain letters should be in jail.
Lindy
10-27-2005, 07:30 PM
Did I mention that I'm pretty sure Lindy is Satan?
I didn't win the award for that one.
Chris
10-27-2005, 07:30 PM
You should be in jail. :(
Lindy
10-27-2005, 07:31 PM
OH NOES! IT'S TEH AOL POLICE!
Chris
10-27-2005, 07:35 PM
meet puopet shud be in jaeil
Kamiko
10-27-2005, 07:37 PM
Jail!
Jail is scary, those girls are mean. :fpsad:
eestlinc
10-27-2005, 07:44 PM
just remember to send those money orders to:

eestlinc
PO Box 655321
Atlanta, GA 30303
USA
Yamaneko
10-27-2005, 07:45 PM
123 Fake St.
Lindy
10-27-2005, 07:58 PM
just remember to send those money orders to:

eestlinc
PO Box 655321
Atlanta, GA 30303
USA
Is it alright if I wrap the money order around some gelignite?
Zeldy
10-27-2005, 07:59 PM
I once had one that said
"If you don't send this to 10 people by Midnight, Molly will be on your ceiling at night and kill you"

*DELETED*
eestlinc
10-27-2005, 08:00 PM
fine with me. I don't think that PO Box even exists.
Lindy
10-27-2005, 08:03 PM
Better safe than sorry, eh?
eestlinc
10-27-2005, 08:06 PM
yea, I'm not going to put a real address up.

or maybe it is a real box that belongs to someone else.
Chris
10-27-2005, 08:07 PM
You should be in jail eestlinc. xD
Lindy
10-27-2005, 08:08 PM
Or maybe it IS your real box, and you're double-bluffing us.
eestlinc
10-27-2005, 08:13 PM
maybe
Lindy
10-27-2005, 08:13 PM
Hate you.

Want divorce.
eestlinc
10-27-2005, 08:20 PM
I guess I'll have to go back to Tokki now.
Alive-Cat
10-27-2005, 09:14 PM
the 1st of november , we will have to pay for the use of our glorious EoFF Forums and chat unless we send this message to at least 5
other members. It's no joke if you don't believe me
then go to the site ( www.eyesonff.com ) and see for yourself. Anyways
once you've sent this message to at least 5 other members , your EoFF settings will turn to the new Beta Testing color scheme and design. please copy and paste don't forward, because
people won't take notice of it otherwise.
Blackmageboi
10-27-2005, 09:57 PM
acording to these chain letters so far i will:
Break all the bones in my body-only two so far(ouch my thumb i broke it earlier)
Never fall in love or have a girlfriend,
and have bad luck for the rest of my life.

chain letters fill my inbox:(
Dignified Pauper
10-27-2005, 10:41 PM
the 1st of november , we will have to pay for the use of our glorious EoFF Forums and chat unless we send this message to at least 5
other members. It's no joke if you don't believe me
then go to the site ( www.eyesonff.com ) and see for yourself. Anyways
once you've sent this message to at least 5 other members , your EoFF settings will turn to the new Beta Testing color scheme and design. please copy and paste don't forward, because
people won't take notice of it otherwise.

this is my greatest achievement yet.
eestlinc
10-27-2005, 11:11 PM
your list of prior accomplishments must be quite impressive.
Alive-Cat
10-27-2005, 11:11 PM
It suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure is...*nods*
Dignified Pauper
10-27-2005, 11:13 PM
you better believe it is.
Sarsparilla
10-27-2005, 11:28 PM
Hola, pplz... I think chain letters suck but they are part of our culture so mabye we should embrace and junk them. I am guessing that they will never be arrested as its not illegal to send emails even if they are offensive or threatening. So get over it and just delete them. They will stop when ppl stop forwarding them.
RSL
10-27-2005, 11:32 PM
Oh, that is not your real PO Box, eest? I wonder what will happen to that 10,000 dollar check I sent to you...

As for chain letters.. I think they are annoying as hell. But I don't get too many of them, so I just delete them and forget them.
Sarsparilla
10-27-2005, 11:36 PM
Now heres a man whose smart, rsl says 'delete'.
Dignified Pauper
10-28-2005, 01:30 AM
that's because RSL is for promoting to pay for EoFF