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theundeadhero
10-28-2005, 09:28 AM
Greetings fellow chefs! The holiday season is once again upon us and with that comes many new opportunities to bake and enjoy. The first holiday, Halloween, is almost upon us and what better way to celebrate than with a Nooberpumpkin Pie? Today I will teach you how to make one :)

First off, as always, is to pre-heat the oven to 420 degrees. Okay! Now, take a large bowl and mix together a cup of Pinkus, a table spoon of vivi knight, 1/2 a cup of Lynx, and 4 cups Cipher. Mix well with a large wooden spoon. Now set that aside and take out a smaller mixing bowl. In this one put in a tablespoon of Premium Heart. That is the key ingredient to making this pie great! Also throw in a teaspoon of Thanatos 189. For a sweeter pie replace that with Doomtrain 770, or for a thicker pie some Ben25. Next is just half a teaspoon of Chibi~Angel. That mixes really well with the Premium Heart. Now mix those well with a whisp of your choice for 15 minutes then throw into the larger bowl. Blend the two bowls together with a mixer until all the lumps are gone. Once that is ready, mix in some Sir Willus, a little Azuriell, a handfull of Kratos_Gos, and then since it's Halloween just a pinch of Terror of Zanarkand. Now place in a pie pan and bake in the oven for 10 to 12 minutes or until pie rises. Enjoy ;)

This was so much funner when the Newbies baked in the pie actually stuck around to see they were made into a pie :( BoB's not a newbie anymore so he can't be the topping :eek:!

Old Manus
10-28-2005, 09:40 AM
So this is why the newbies last no more than a week

Resha
10-28-2005, 09:41 AM
Why don't we just order a vial of cyanide from the chemist's? :grinpink:

Meat Puppet
10-28-2005, 09:46 AM
It's funny because "Ben25" sounds like arrowroot :lol:
and you can the chemist legally stocks cyanide? :confused:

fucked up there, sorry guys

Resha
10-28-2005, 10:10 AM
He probably does; in the back room. :shifty:

Primus Inter Pares
10-28-2005, 11:28 AM
Pinkus was banned :cool:

Rye
10-28-2005, 11:29 AM
I'm saddened by the lack of ff babe and G sPotZ! :(

Dignified Pauper
10-28-2005, 12:01 PM
this post is Godly.

fire_of_avalon
10-28-2005, 01:47 PM
I love you, undead guy :D

Giga Guess
10-28-2005, 01:48 PM
*buuuuuuuurp*

Little Miss Awesome
10-28-2005, 02:27 PM
It's about time a new newbie reciepe was made. And this one is indeed grand :D :love:

Rusty
10-28-2005, 02:44 PM
xD Where's ff babe though?

theundeadhero
10-28-2005, 03:38 PM
Look waaaay back in the general chat forum and you should find ffbabe in one of the Noober recipies from last November/December. Probably. I think she was a newbie back then. SHE'S NOT NOW AND NEITHER IS G sPotZ! or Loony BoB :(

RPJesus
10-28-2005, 06:48 PM
Why don't we just order a vial of cyanide from the chemist's? :grinpink:
Whoo! I'm soo a chemist now, 'cause I did well on my chemistry test. I aced rate of reactions!

Anywhoo, for me, it's Halloween today. It's just what they do up here... where I live. So that it's on a friday. My house is all decorated and I need to hurry up with my costume. Transvestite-zombie-pirate-nazi... or something :confused:
I like the pie. But I hate today, who will I wake up with tomorrow?
Erm... but I feel that newbies will be too sweet. So sweet and fresh, not like the good, bitter old seniors. They give the nasty taste.

Mitch
10-28-2005, 09:11 PM
Pinkus was banned :cool:

:cool: :cool:

Traitorfish
10-28-2005, 10:38 PM
I hate n00b topics, but I love topics where n00bs get baked up into a flaky delicous crust. Save some of that n00b pie for me!

eestlinc
10-29-2005, 01:13 AM
I'm saddened by the lack of ff babe and G sPotZ! :(
We all have a little G sPoTz inside of us.