View Full Version : If soft had been making ff7 while totally drunk

10-29-2005, 05:30 AM
welcome to the story if they were on beer making ff7 i hope you enjoy the crazyness i have maded

Chapter One:a beer and a person with a big sword

cloud; lets go coem on we need to get to the point we suppose to get to
barret; not much farer almost there!
cloud; yes we made it
barteuner; welcome to midgar slums bar joint
bartruner; please enterian your self to free beer
cloud;yes god thank you
sethiroth; guess what
cloud; no not the bar man.. NOOOO!!!!

barret; dude wake up
cloud; what?!!
barret; it was a dream
cloud; oo dang
barret; yeah you drunk to much beer again..
cloud; hey dont yell at me you bought me here
barret; so
tifa; men and beer, just like gurls and phones
tifa; fine i shut up
barret; anyways tongith the big night
cloud; really
barret; yes it tonight that me and you are going to..
cloud; get drunk again
barret; no you drunk hobo
barret;tongiht.. me and you.. are going to kill a lizard
cloud; argh a lizard iam scared :mad:
barret; not just a lizard
cloud; this time i get to use my weapon again right
barret; nope, this lizard is 10x bigger
cloud; so its a ant
barret; fine were gonna fight that "desert snake"
cloud nooo!!!!!!!! :eek:
cloud;noooo!! nooo!!!!!!! nooo!!!!!!
barret; dude if you keep yelling like that your gonna fall of the chill and die
cloud; nooo!!!!! noo!!!!!! nooooo!!!!!!
barret; sigh.. sniper rifle time
cloud; noooooooooo
barret; phoniex down time hopefully he won't think he got another hang over

boys from the dwarf
10-29-2005, 08:41 AM

10-29-2005, 10:26 AM
i have yet to experience the drunk tank :p

dv!l'$ ph0n!x
10-29-2005, 02:24 PM
that was somewhat . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . entertaining :D

Black Angel
10-29-2005, 10:34 PM

10-29-2005, 10:47 PM
Seconded, with an added look of confusion.

10-29-2005, 10:48 PM

10-29-2005, 11:20 PM
nice make chapter 2

10-29-2005, 11:28 PM
I really don't get it... Is it supposed to be funny? I may be missing the point due to the chaotic presentation style. Is English your first language? If it isn't then I apologise, but if it is your first language then it really should be better.

Black Angel
10-30-2005, 01:52 AM

dv!l'$ ph0n!x
10-31-2005, 11:34 AM
i wonder how long it will be before thi thread gets closed :D

Black Angel
11-05-2005, 03:00 AM
Id say about 10 more days.....Give or take....

11-07-2005, 02:51 AM
i get last post

11-07-2005, 03:24 AM
That is the most idiotic thing I've ever read.

11-07-2005, 03:27 AM
It's taking me a while to search for the words to describe this. There are so many things I could say, but I think I'm going to go with "What the heck?"

That's the nicest way I could put it.

Please tell me English isn't your first language. If it isn't, I won't think so little of you.

I think the fact that so many people actually found humor in that is a sign of EoFF's degrading society.

11-07-2005, 04:20 AM
this thread wins the internet.