finish of story of new ff7 ^_^

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Sephiroth did Super nova!!!!!!!!!

[Anniexo]

Cloud was still alive after the super nova so he used his omnislash

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Then Sephiroth had some HP left so he kicked clouds nuts......

[Anniexo]

then Cloud fell over holding his nuts and as he did his sword fell in to Sephiroth

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

then Sephiroth said to Cloud:I.....I...Love you.....

Cloud:nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anniexo]

Then Sephiroth died so Cloud used a Phoenix Down on him to bring him back to life then casted Cure 3

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Cloud:okay Sephy lets get married again!!!

Sephy:ok

[Anniexo]

Then they got wed and Cloud was in a dress then that night......

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

It was a double wedding with me and Yuffie:D

[Anniexo]

It was a double wedding with me and Yuffie:D

make it a tipple wedding with me and Vincent after i used life 3 on him

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

okay then the priest said

We are here to day to grant the marriage of these 6 people. Mean while Reeve was ticked cause he wanted to marry Yuffie so.....

[Anniexo]

he tired to stop the wedding and kill you but i was like you better f**k off be for i get mad

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

So reeve was sent to the hospital cause I beat him up so badly he got 5 0000000000 fractures.

So after cloud said i do and sephy and you and vince..I said I do then Yuffie said I......

Then reeve came in and said I object

Priest why???

Reeve:cuase

[Anniexo]

but befor Reeve could say anything i used angel cut the cut Reeve in too

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

then Yuffie said I do

Then inside my mind victory music

Reeve was sent to the hospital but then Sephy started to say:hurry cloud lets make babies

Cloud:Wha!!?no way I call divorce!!!!!

[Anniexo]

then i was like uh how the hell can you have kids sephiroth ya both men ya dick head

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Sephy:I know that but I can try!!

Cloud:(does omnislash to sephy then Sephy dies)

[Anniexo]

then me, you, Yuffie and Vincent was like :eek: then i said "Cloud unless you tell me what the hell is going on i'll have to kick ya ass"

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Cloud:well Sephy wants me to make love with him so I will kill him and I will make a divorce.

[Anniexo]

Me: your f**king mad now me and the others are going but for we get f**king mad

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

then I leave with yuffie and go to a hotel we are in a suite!!

Then we go to the Hot tub:D

[Anniexo]

and me and Vincent go off somewhere to do god knows

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Me and yuffie wonder what is happening to cloud?????

[Black Angel]

But Angel (Me) was getting married to Cloud (Since he loved me so much and he just pretended to like Sephy...) and then....
(I dont wanna put in details so u guys can fill in the blanks.....)

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Sephy came to try and kill you!!

[Neco Arc]

the lifestrems comes up and revives tifa and barret and....

[Christmas]

erase all the memories and stuff that happened earlier....

[Neco Arc]

...hence everything is back to square one (therefore right after meteor is destroyed)...

[Christmas]

Then one fine morning, Rufus decided to rebuild Midgar after the Meteor incident.....

[Neco Arc]

cloud decides he wants to be a delivery boy, delivering pizza to peoples homes

[Christmas]

Denzel appeared from nowhere and lived with Tifa.....

[Neco Arc]

marlene started to take a particular "liking" to this "Denzel"... :joey:

[Christmas]

So tifa got jealous and abused Marlene....

[Neco Arc]

but then the two tonberries came out of my sig. One poked Tifa with its knife... the other one waving its lantern...

[Christmas]

Tifa started to cry and make a police report....

[Carl the Llama]

the police tried to kill the tonberrys and king tonberry came down and used Junk on them... they died

meanwhile Cloud saw the king and said :zOMG your so sexxy marry me king!!!

[Christmas]

And they got married and everyone came and throw rotten tomatos at them....

[Carl the Llama]

and the King was like: yay food for my Junk!! thankyou so much

[Christmas]

and they started to threw chairs, trucks, cows, bombs at them....

[Carl the Llama]

and one of them hit Cloud and he got hurt so thge King got angry and used MegaJunk on them all...

[Black Angel]

Then Vincent had his memory come back and went to purpose to me.......(heehee)
I said "YES!!!!!"

[Anniexo]

then i came after you and killed you cus he is mine

[Black Angel]

Then Vincent revives me and I chop your head off cuz he is now mine.....


Me: Oh I luv u, Vincy!!!!!

[Anniexo]

then i turn in to a ghost and follow you untill you give back vinecant

[Black Angel]

Well u can have "Vinecant" but I still got Vincent! Heehee......*starts to make potion to send Maiyo_Yoem to the farplane...*

[Anniexo]

then my evil sister Ev kills you and sends you to hell where you can't get back and tries to find away to bring me back

[GunbladeMaster]

BRAY-VO!!!!
*claps*

[Anniexo]

then Ev makes a android that look a lot like me and sends it to kill GBM

[Black Angel]

Ahhh.....But that was my twin sis Arainia whom u sent to hell......Shes the witch,Im the angel.....

Me: Vincy, Im sorry u had to go through that!

Vincent: Its okay.......





Then we got married!!!!!!!

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Vincent said theres room for 2 girls!!

[Neco Arc]

so the 2 female tonberries came out of my sig and poked Vincent with their knife hence killing him once again...

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

all of us cry then...

[Neco Arc]

the female tonberries left to go on dates with the other tonberries that previously came out of my sig...

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Then they kill many people and have there dream date...

[Neco Arc]

...sephiroth comes back to life and vows to slay these little green people, however....

[Black Angel]

I revive Vincent and then bring Arainia back from hell.....Then we go on a moonlite walk on the beach........Heeheehee!!!!!!
...........But then I send my sis away........so I can be alone with Vincy!!!!!

[Neco Arc]

Vincy somehow got a remote control bug stuck on his claw, in which the afferently firing rate is proportional to the displacement of the cilia of the hair cells in Vincy's arm causing his receptor cells to respond by sending neural impulses from the dentrites, pass the cell body, pass the axon hillock and across the mycelinated axon towards other axons, through this salatory circuit, finally reaching the central nervous system, where it is intercepted by the intereuron, prohibiting the inhirbitory neurons from occcuring, hence the impulses are sent via the motor neurons - through even more mytelinated axons towards the effector neurons causing his senses to come into affect... which in turn makes him crazy and change into Chaos... and ripping into Blue Angels, entrails, via the ganglion cells in the brain.... :thumb:

[Black Angel]

WTF DID U JUST SAY???????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arainia revives me and i kick Neco Arc in the nuts and he turns Vincy back into Vincy and he and shoots Neco Arc 5 times in the head,10 in the leg, 1 in the chest ,15 in the right arm and 20 in the left arm....





And 50 in the nuts........:D..........Mwahahahahahua!!!!!!

[Neco Arc]

but i was bullet proof due to my incredible elasticity... and though you tried to shoot me it would just go past me... then i tell bring Jim Carrey from the Mask into this world and i tell him that you and Arainia are the biggest pranksters in the world... and he becomes frustrated and knock out your inner stuff hence you and arainia are dead... Meanwhile Aeris...

ps: going to bed now...

[Black Angel]

Revives me and Arainia......And Vincy.....

[zellv2]

meanwhile far far away on a island hidden cid wakes up surrounded by flesh eating cataurs
cid: erm what happened
sethiroth: hey
cid: WHAT you were far away what are you doing here
septhiroth: i really don t know
spethiroth dissapears
cid: oh well i am going to die gulps
cataur: flesh flesh FLESH
cid: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh not 10000 needles
so cid died in a painful way in a story that has nothing to do with the last ones

[SummonerYuna]

Cataur starts laughing then Sephiroth comes. Sephiroth just felt like killing Cataur so he did and then went on looking for Yuffie.

[Black Angel]

Yuffie is laughing at Cloud because he cant get a sucessfull job.....

[SummonerYuna]

Then cloud gets sad and goes away and runs into Sephiroth!

[Black Angel]

Cloud: WTF? *looks up* OMG!!!!!! Ur alive!!!!!

Sephy: Cloud, Ive come to kill u....

Cloud: PLZ DONT KILL ME!!!!!! Ill do anything u ask!!! :whimper:


Cloud screams like a sissy and runs off...

[SummonerYuna]

Sephiroth runs after him and then Aeris appears. " Sephiroth No!" she says. Cloud wonders how she came. Aeris then takes her staff and kills Sephiroth. Sephiroth says "Noooo!". Aeris tells cloud that the other aeris is her evil twin. (Aeris) " I am the real Aeris". Then...

[Neco Arc]

more tonberries came out of my sig and poked their knifes at the "real" aeris hence ending her life....

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

cloud said:nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo okay wha ever......

[Neco Arc]

the chicobo got annoyed at cloud and came out of my avatar and eat cloud up then went back to sleep in my avatar

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Cloud:O shi...





The End.................................?

[CloUdZ]

wrong!!!
the winning battle sound
then the end!
haha!

[Black Angel]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THAT CANT BE THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE OTHERS STILL HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO ENJOY A NICE PAINFUL DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWWWWWWWW....
I wanted more gorey blood stuff.....

[GunbladeMaster]

EPLILOGUE!!!!

[zellv2]

or was it cloud woke up and the chocobo was in his head
cloud: i hate my dreams
septiroth:go back to sleep cloud
cloud: WHAT WHAT HAVE I DONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[SummonerYuna]

Now it's over. lol!

[Black Angel]

WAIT!!!! Another EPILOUGE!!!!!

Vincent and I were on our honeymoon.....

[CloUdZ]

and if its the end!! there must be the winning battle song
LOL!!!

[Black Angel]

But we arent done yet!!!! What about my honeymoon?!?!?!!?!!?

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

You will never have a honey moon!

Now lets do bloopers!!

[Black Angel]

I hate u all...I dont like u guys...*sniff*...*rubs nose*...U should be ashamed of yourself...

[zellv2]

cid: who needs bloopers
cloud: lets do the bird dance
(Cut to music dodododododododo)
septhiroth: its never over
(pulls out masamune)
septhiroth: time to die wuss
cloud: not again i need a new ennimie
cid: what about that
(points to kuja)
kuja: how much will you give me to become a enimie
cid: 1000000
kuja: ok now i can fix repairs to the invisable

[Anniexo]

Ev walks in (my twin) and see kuja "Oi you never seen you here befor who are ya man"...meanwhile in the farpane i am waiting for someone to bring me back to life

[SummonerYuna]

and if its the end!! there must be the winning battle song
LOL!!!

Yeah!;)

[Black Angel]

Ev walks in (my twin) and see kuja "Oi you never seen you here befor who are ya man"...meanwhile in the farpane i am waiting for someone to bring me back to life
And I just let u sit there and rot!!!:p :D But Arainia is telling me to do whats good in my heart....

Me: Well, the Angel of Death has to start somewhere:rolleyes2 ...

Arainia: Thats my good sis.....


Tarainia(who knew we were triplets?) :Thats the way!!!!!

[Neco Arc]

man this place has gone crazy... Anyway following back with the PROPER story:

The Chocbo in my avatar started having indigestion and so spewed out the body bits of Cloud out of my avatar and back into the FF7 world...

[Black Angel]

Im not crazy!!!


Tifa found Cloulds little bits of what was left of him and decided to make a funeral ground for him...

[zellv2]

just then a mysterous man walked in

[GunbladeMaster]

named gunblademaster

[Black Angel]

I come and kill GBM cuz he was a double agent....(Ur sig scares me, GBM...)

[GunbladeMaster]

hehe
its working :evilking:

[Black Angel]

ITS POSSESED!!!!!!!!! The power of Crist compells u!!!!!! The power of Christ compells u!!!!!!!

[boys from the dwarf]

then all of the tonberrys out of every single thing neco arc has posted come and poke everyone in the world and shine their lamps. seems as theirs no one left to kill the kill eachother thus ending all live on the planet. then they built a huge spaceship and went to conquer other worlds.

[Christmas]

Then lifestream appear and erase everything that had happened and everything returned to normal....

[Anniexo]

Then lifestream appear and erase everything that had happened and everything returned to normal....

am back...? cool so i go and kill blue angel and send her ghost to hell

[Black Angel]

Bella: But that was Arainia......

Tarainia: Ok, now your in for it...*Murders Maiyo_Yoem*

Bella: K. My turn...*Kills Ev*

[Anniexo]

Maiyo-dread
Ev-also dread
Annieo uses life + all

all - we'll be back

[zellv2]

sethiroth: yes i am back then
zellv2: oi u better leave or i will make a caption out of you
septhiroth: erm look a carrot FLEE
zellv2: that worked

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Then sephy dies for no reason

[Black Angel]

Bella: Wait...Since they fled, that means we win, right?

Tarainia: Uhhhhhhhh...I tthink so...

*Brings Arainia back*

Arainia: Did we win?

Bella: I think so...They just retreated...

All: YAY!!!!!!!!!! :beer:

[Anniexo]

annieo uses fire
Ev uses lighting
and ango uaes bio on blue angel

all "DIE" then runs away

[GunbladeMaster]

then GBM came and said
"this is getting really retarded"

[SummonerYuna]

Then there was a huge earthquake happend then everyone died. Now the story is over right? lol!:D

[boys from the dwarf]

then the tonberrys returned from out of space with the treasures of 100 worlds. they came back to the world of FF7 then use their magic to revive everyone then healed the planet and flew off to conquer more planets. but when they came to mine the 3 spoons of the apocalypse destroyed them
---()=====:tonberry:
---()=====:tonberry:---()=====:tonberry:

[GunbladeMaster]

BOO!
go Platinum Spoon!
The One Spoon to rule them all :evilking:

-----()

[Black Angel]

Bella: Ok, this is starting to creep me out...Lets go to the underworld !!!

Tarainia: Ok, let's go...

Arainia: I'm in, let's go...

[zellv2]

just then zellv2 found a new type of materia remove
he used it on all the people in this topic and they dissapeared into a vortex which leads to space zellv2 was all alone but managed to create a world by using the power of the underworld to create it back to its orginal form zellv2 decided to take a vacation to gold sauser where everyone in this topic would not go again cause they were lost in space and time forever ir were they? HAHAHAHA blah blah ect.

[Black Angel]

And then I come and kill Zellv2...Now we can party like it's 1985!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SummonerYuna]

lol!

Then I come and Crash the party! (SUMMONER YUNA) LOL!:D :D :D

[Neco Arc]

my chocobo comes out of my avatar and decides everything has got messed up so it returns the world back to the time right after meteor has been destroyed....

it goes back into my posts and tells the tonberries to also go back into my posts and they listen to me...

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

then hell rains!!I mean the hell of ff.

[Black Angel]

People are bein' attacked by lots and lots of little fireballs...

[boys from the dwarf]

but then a tonberry come and starts to poke all of the meteors with its knife.

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

the meteors get destroyed .

[Black Angel]

And thus we are back at square 1...

[=Angelus=]

and in the middle of a secluded area of the world known as Nibelhem... A couple meets under the stars, with the young male telling the female about his plans to join AVALANCHE..

[Black Angel]

I didn't mean that "Square 1"!!!!!

[SummonerYuna]

Is the story done now?:confused:

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

nope

[Black Angel]

No. I said we were starting back at square 1, so now we have to come up with new material...I'll start...


Cloud was at Junon getting married to Priscilla...

[Christmas]

but he got hungry and ate her instead.

[Black Angel]

That's gruesome...but I like that...

[SummonerYuna]

lol! Then Yuffie came in her place, and they got married.

[Christmas]

but Cloud refused and Yuffie married a Chocobo instead.

[weapon]

Then the chocobo cheated on her and she ended up marrying Diamond Weapon instead.

[boys from the dwarf]

but when they got in bed diamond weapon was so big that he crushed yuffie and killed her.

[Black Angel]

And now Diamond WEAPON is sad...:D

[=Angelus=]

Diamond Weapon goes to midgar, and then found the Girl of his life!!

Its..... Scarlet!!

He (or it) takes Scarlet to the tallest building of midgar... King Kong style ;)

[boys from the dwarf]

but his fingers were so big and scarlet was so small that diamond weapon accidently dropped scarlet into the hard ground and killed her.

[Christmas]

Scarlet transformed into a zombie and tear diamond weapon apart. She proceed to bite the necks of others turning everyone in Midgar into zombies...

[DarkLord]

Cloud runs in circles slashing them up, then gets tired says meh and has a fag while they attack him.

[Anniexo]

but then zake ran in and killed them all and cloud was like "WHAT THE HELL ZAKE YOUR DEAD" but then zake just walked off

[zellv2]

somehow zellv2 found a packet of cookies and made ever follow them off a cliff

[boys from the dwarf]

but before they were all off a cliff cloud ate all of the cookies in the world and had a major constipation.

[Christmas]

So he went to see a doctor. The doctor dug out his stomach and rip it apart .....

[boys from the dwarf]

but the doctor was realy sephiroth and he killed cloud.

[Black Angel]

And now Sephy is sad! :D

[boys from the dwarf]

then tifa bitchslaps sephiroth and says."im telling your mummy on you!!!".

[Black Angel]

And now Sephy is mad!!!! :D

[Christmas]

He drew out his masamume and sliced off her head.

Then he went to school and play soccer with his friends using her head.

[SummonerYuna]

Then he says to himself, " All of my mommy's are dead!!. " That's basically why he killed cloud because cloud killed sephy's moms.:D

[Black Angel]

Now Tifas' soul and Clouds' soul are mad...:D

[SummonerYuna]

Then Sephy wander's off somewhere.

[boys from the dwarf]

then he meets the soul of his mother and cloud and tifas souls are killing it!!!

[=Angelus=]

In anger... Sephy killed himself... *Sheesh.. so Sephy's the only guy who could win sephy?* :p

[boys from the dwarf]

then sepiroths soul met jenovas,tifas and clouds soul. jenova was beaten then cloud used omnislash on sephiroth and tifa did a limit break combined with cloud omnislash. sending sephiroth to a second death and into a place of no return. cloud found an energy ball and cloud and tifa touched and were revived.

[Black Angel]

And now Tifa and Cloud are happy and never wanna do somthing like that again...

[Christmas]

But every night Cloud have nightmare about Sephiroth

http://www.geocities.com/lovetriangleff7/Comparison10_files/image011.gif
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/small/sephiroth%202.gif:Hee, heee, loser...

and JENOVA...

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/Crono%20Cross/starky%203.gif: LOL, SUCKER.

He soon had a mental breakdown and Tifa ran off with Nanaki....

[boys from the dwarf]

then nanaki said "if you no have dogfood your my enemie!!"
so tifa punched nanaki then ran away.

[Black Angel]

And now Nanaki is sad...:D

[SummonerYuna]

Tifa then runs off to Vincent. ( She's such a cheater!) lol!

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Tifa gets in bed with him

[boys from the dwarf]

then cloud came into the room.

[=Angelus=]

....Weaponless... so he took a stick of celery and a chicken drumstick from a nearby fridge and prepared himself for the toughest battle of his life....

[Black Angel]

And Cloud is so scared that he wet himself! :D

[Christmas]

Tifa saw it and laughed to her death.....

Vincent and Cloud decided to cook her along with the celery and chicken drumstick....

[=Angelus=]

and they lived Angrily (Though it WAS the tastiest meal they ever had) ever after!! Woohoo!

[Christmas]

Until Cloud got jealous that Vincent get to be the star in DOC, so he stole Vincent's underwear and wore it on his head....

[boys from the dwarf]

vincent then died laughing then cloud declared himself ruler of the universe.with his sword replaced by celery and his crown a pair of vincents underpants he was somewhat invincible.

[Black Angel]

Until Barret came along...

[Christmas]

and married Cloud. Barret abused Cloud everyday until he commit sucide and Barret became the new ruler of the universe....

[zellv2]

zellv2 found a new weapon to kill everyone but it back fired on him and also took cloud with it

[boys from the dwarf]

but i came in and used my soul reaver sword to reverse the process and destroy the weapon. then i stabbed zellv2 with my sword and reaved his soul. mwahahaha!!!! then i legged and blew up the evidence and to this day i remain unfound.

[Black Angel]

But, eventually The Angel of Death (AKA ME!) found BotD and touched him and died!

[zellv2]

zellv2 soul was trapped so he went into boys bodie and re created the weapon

[=Angelus=]

while all this was happening.. on a distant island a Reno and Rude were sitting back, taking in the atmosphere while planning to take over the world.. ;)

[boys from the dwarf]

but fourtuneately the one blue angel killed was BotD(boys of the dwarf.) and i was never found by anyone ever again until i cam out from hiding and became the new leader of the turks. i ran into midgar and killed cloud and stormed the shinra building and now the turks rule midgar.

[Black Angel]

Having noticed my spelling mistake, I killed BftD (Hahaha, I got u now!!!) and then I killed Zellv2 as well. I let Reno and Rude live, cuz they helped me find BftD and Zellv2. (My name is BELLA!!!! Not Blue Angel!!!!!)

[Mr. Dardanelles]

Cloud awoke...it was all a dream.

"Man, that was surreal." he said to himself in a daze.

He then got up out of bed, and headed towards his bathroom for a pisss, whilst humming the Imperial March them tune. After he shook off his penis, he washed his hands, open his accessory cupboard, and took out the shaving foam. Applying it to his face in an anti-clockwise motion. He then removed the disposable razor from it's packaging, and proceeded to shave neatly and effectivley. Once finished, he swilled himself off, dried his face in the towel hanging and his right, and exited the bathroom, and went to the kitchen to prepare himself breakfast, where then a knock was heared on the door.

*Knock*

He opened the door, and standing there was...

[boys from the dwarf]

a very blushing sephiroth! cloud was about to draw his sword when sephiroth said "peace. umm. cloud. errr ya know erm." then the second before cloud cut sephiroths head in half sephiroth said and help out flowers and a ring saying"will you marry me. argh!!!" then sephiroth died by cloud hitting him over then head with his sword.then tifa came in and said"that bastard. trying to steal you eh? you did the right thing." then tifa kissed cloud and nicked sephiroths rings and flowers and said."cloud will you marry me"...

[Black Angel]

Cloud happily agreed...

[Christmas]

So Cloud and Tifa got married and gave birth a chocobo....

[boys from the dwarf]

and they named it wark.

[weapon]

wark transformed into the legendary chocobo weapon.

[Christmas]

and have a legendary showdown with the legendary Cheese Weapon...

[=Angelus=]

And Reno and Rude who were on a deserted island at that time, accidentally created a Turk Weapon, which wielded fearsome power... possibly enough to take down both the chocobo weapon and the cheese weapon...

[Christmas]

So the legendary Turk Weapon met the legendary Chocobo Weapon and legendary Cheese Weapon and have a legendary tea session together talking about how great it is to be legendary...

[=Angelus=]

And this went down into the legendary book of legendary happenings in the Legendary School of Magic, Hogwarts...

Which got blown up by terrorists 497 years later

[boys from the dwarf]

but seems as chocobo weapon was clouds son he froze cloud and everyone in time then they woke up 497 years after they were frozen. chocobo weapon, cheese weapon and cloud and c.o went to finally destroy the turk weapon who had become king of the world.

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

So they killed everyone they could see then Cloud accidentally killed an old lady....

[Christmas]

Cloud cried while eating the remants of the old lady....

[weapon]

the old lady turned out to be jenova in human form

[Black Angel]

And now Cloud was happy! (Cuz he didn't have to fight Jenova anymore!)

[zellv2]

everyone forgot about zellv2 so he used the weapon to re creat jenova fused with himself immune to the soul reaver lol

[Neco Arc]

zack comes out and meets cloud killing him so that he can have his buster sword back....

[Christmas]

But the buster sword grew wings and flew away...

[Neco Arc]

so zack sprinkled pixie dust on himself and flew towards the buster sword...

[Christmas]

But he encountered Ultimate Weapon while flying.....

[Neco Arc]

ultimate weapon grabbed zacks hand, they both floated to the ground and started prancing along the yellow brick road....

[Christmas]

But a flower vase dropped from the sky and smashed Zack's head....

[Neco Arc]

as he fell, zack pulled ultimate weapon into a crater full of steaming lava....

[Christmas]

Ultimate Weapon opened his mouth and drink all the lava....

[Neco Arc]

the lava proceeded past his esophagus, melting away ultimate weapon's throat....

[Christmas]

Ultimate Weapon cried in pain and wished for Santa to come save him....

[boys from the dwarf]

then santa came and jumped down ultima weapons throat but burned to hell.

[Anniexo]

then sephiroth sreamed "NNNNOOO SANTA DON'T DIE!!!"

[squiike]

:mog:

...so he desided not too...eventually it ended up in Cloud and Santa smokin some joints(loco weed). After gettin baked and exploring the nice graphics....cloud realised that he had never noticed how good the railroad song is("holding my thoughts close to my heart")....ooooo :D Then Santa said "hoo hoo hoo" and 3 nice biaches(Aerith, Tifa and Yuffie) came over and partEy'd with the overworld creatures....then....stoned as they was, cloud decided to:

[weapon]

destroy all infidels for no reason.

[boys from the dwarf]

but then he decided not to and santa and cloud went to a night club.

[weapon]

where jenova the gender confused uhh "thing" had a job.

[Neco Arc]

.. of eating blond-haired people...

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Santa wentb back to n pole then Cloud killed himself which I dont know why...

[Neco Arc]

...so santa came back and tried to revive cloud but suddenly cheese weapon came and....

[boys from the dwarf]

farted

[weapon]

destroying all the

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

people but Santa

[boys from the dwarf]

survived the fart and got his angry kickass elves to...

[Carl the Llama]

pick their noses and throw the bogey at Cheese

[=Angelus=]

bake banana and cheese Cakes, which he would later fashion into human figures, capable of...

[boys from the dwarf]

pick their noses and throw the bogey at Cheese
weapon. the bogies were so disgusting that they

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

destroyed the entire universe

[boys from the dwarf]

then made a new one with exactly the same people but bogies rule the world.

[Anniexo]

then sephiroth was mad at boggie so he joined could and co. and they all want after boggie

[squiike]

Cloud found a moogle :mog: , made him some brownies full of loco weed! forced :mog: to eat it and and watched it;

[boys from the dwarf]

the moogle said. "your a dick." then ran off to join the bogies.on the way to fight the bogie weapon, king of all bogies sephiroth met his brother, his brother was called sabermoboff. they made there way to the entrance of the bogie castle

[princess_yunie_10]

then the boogie king said...

[boys from the dwarf]

"moogle make them bleed." then sephiroths brother . sabermoboff cut moogle in half then they went to attack the bogie emporor.
edit: then barret said "the threads dying cloud!" then cloud said "never!!!" then he cut the bogie emporor up and then went to midgar to...

[Cloud#1]

beat the heck out of Reno

[Sephitachi7]

Suddenly, Sephiroth came forth and destroyed all these nuances, including "Cheese Weapon." Then inside Sephiroth's mind, he battled Santa and beat him because it was in his mind and it was a scripted battle.

[boys from the dwarf]

cloud said. "oh no looks like ill have to deliver the presents!" tehn he got flying chcobos and attached it to his sleigh then stole santas sack and went flying around giving the kids...

[Cloud#1]

giant balls of mako energy

[boys from the dwarf]

the kid ate the mako and turned into...

[Neco Arc]

aeris....

[boys from the dwarf]

then sephiroth and sabermoboff stabbed them all then went to

[SummonerYuna]

OMG!! The story is not over yet????

[boys from the dwarf]

kill the...

[SummonerYuna]

Aeris.

[Neco Arc]

who was really not THE AERIS but in fact an Aeris Clone

[SummonerYuna]

Then the Aeris clone went on looking for cloud.:D

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

hoping to get in bed with him.

[Neco Arc]

She wanted to "Rip it"...

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

She found Cloud then.................

[boys from the dwarf]

cloud did a

[Neco Arc]

cartwheel

[boys from the dwarf]

into a

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

pit of darkness.

[boys from the dwarf]

in the pit of darkness he met

[chronic_Maniac]

the chocobo sage

[boys from the dwarf]

who gave him a silver chocobo to take him to the

[chronic_Maniac]

to the white materia and use it to end anything dark in the world.

[SummonerYuna]

Then.. he went to meet with aeris and.....

[Cloud#1]

farted

[boys from the dwarf]

then cloud was embarrased and blushed so hard he set aeris on fire. aeris died. then sephiroth came and said

[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

dumbass

[boys from the dwarf]

and attacked cloud woth his pointy sword. cloud

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

pissed in his pants.

[Dolentrean]

and said please dont kill me great and powerful leader, then he

[boys from the dwarf]

begged for mercy at the feet of sephiroth which were so smelly that cloud

[SummonerYuna]

spit on his feet..

[Randgris]

but sephy knew what he was about to do so he

[Dolentrean]

slaped Cloud around! so cloud