finish of story of new ff7 ^_^

[zellv2]

It was a cold dark night the shack windows where banging agaisnt there hinges rain was tapping down hard and harder it went and there in the darkness of the wet cold night in the shack laid cloud he threw himself up and walked towards the door reached out but then a voice broke out behind him "where are you going" cloud replyed fastly "erm no where (Cough) barret just walking toward the door for no reason "
" to hell you are if you are going somewhere count me in " barret said winking or cloud thought he was cloud once again turned
towards the door now followed by barret he slowly then reached towards the door handle twisted it as he did it clicked the breeze of the wind and rain pulled the door wide open as cloud and barret steped out into the darkness

continue please lol

[Christmas]

They found a materia lying on the floor. So they picked it up and observed it.

[boys from the dwarf]

it was the legendary ultima cheese materia!

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Then they ate cheese all day till they were full then sephiroth came..................

[boys from the dwarf]

cloud said."oh no.we cant fight him on a ful stomach. we might get cramps!"
then tifa said."quick! cast the ultima cheese!"

[Christmas]

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/tactics/cloud.gif : Not enough MP.
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/tactics/tifa.gif: Oh no!!!
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20regular/sephiroth%208.gif: DIE!!!!
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/char%20renders/cloud%205.gif: NEVER!!! Not without a fight!!!


http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/tiny/cloud.gif VS http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/tiny/sephiroth%202.gif

[GunbladeMaster]

:whoa:
Squalliroth
or
Sephiuall

:lol:

[zellv2]

cloud used a ether and used the ultima cheese on sephiroth which made him full too barret pointed his gun at him but then said "i got no ammo left hahaha" cloud looked shocked and replyed " i thought you went shopping yesterday "
"erm for something else (oh god hes on to me)" barrent replyed
so cloud pulled out his big sword which was to heavy for him and he got crushed under it " tifa you must do something" cloud said

[Christmas]

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20regular/cloud.gif: CROSS SLASH!!!



*MISS!!!*
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare%202/sephiroth.gif:Nice Try. ARGHHH!!!
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20regular/sephiroth.gif--->http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20regular/sephiroth%207.gif--->http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20regular/sephiroth%203.gif--->http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare/sephiroth.gif


*9999!!!!*

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/big/cloud%202.gif: Ughhh... Before I die, I have something to tell you....
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/char%20renders/sephiroth.gif: What?
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/big/cloud%202.gif: I LOVE YOU.....

[GunbladeMaster]

LOL

:kaolaugh:

[Christmas]

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%204/sephiroth.gif: Really...I...I love you too....
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20big/tifa.gif: NO!!! Cloud love me!!!


http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare%204/sephiroth.gif VShttp://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare%202/tifa.gif

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare%203/tifa.gif: BOOYAAA!!!!


*7777!!!!!*

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare/onewingedangel.gif: BITCH!!! To hell with ya!!!! SUPER NOVA!!!!

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare%205/ball.gif---------http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare%202/tifa.gif

--http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare%205/ball.gif-------http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare%202/tifa.gif

-----http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare%205/ball.gif----http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare%202/tifa.gif

--------http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare%205/ball.gif-http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare%202/tifa.gif


*99999*


http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20regular/tifa%208.gif = DEAD

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20regular/cloud%209.gif: SEPHY....I....

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/medium/sephiroth.gif: It's ok....


http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20regular/cloud%209.gif :heart:http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/medium/sephiroth.gif

[GunbladeMaster]

yay now they work
hehe cloud in a dress

[GunbladeMaster]

but just then...
17644
Stiltzkin came to wed the happy couple

17648 17647

Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to praise the transexual marriage of Cloud and Sephiroth
Those who object please say I...

17645

Squall objected and kidnapped Cloud!!!



Sephy got mad :mad2:

17647 VS 17645

Sephy striked


Squall jumped! 17646

[boys from the dwarf]

then sqall was realy pissed off about landing on his head then unleashed renzokuken followed by lionheart.
"i will not die!"yelled sephiroth. then sqall picked up ultima cheese materia then sephiroth said.
"no one but the ultimate god of cheese has enough MP to cast that spell"
"oh yeah?" said sqall."well in my game we dont need MP."
"NOOOOOO!!!"
sephiroth gets killed by a mega cheese bolt.

[Black Angel]

Cloud : "Sephy......OH!......My poor poor "soon to be" husband.........*Sobs uncontrollably*
Now Squall was ticked and couldnt take it anymore!!!!

[boys from the dwarf]

"get a hold of yourself man!!" said sqall while slapping cloud.
"you think im crazy? your the one in the FF7 forum!"said cloud.
"sorry!"*leaves*
"oh well!"said cloud."i liked tifa better."
*uses pheonix down on tifa.*
"yay!!!"said cloud

[zellv2]

but just then out of the blue the ultimate cheese materia glowed chessy and an monster came out of it and said "i am the moon made out of cheese" just then barret screamed like a girl and ran of a cliff and died like his friend dyno many years back cloud turned and went "wtf has happened to this story" tifa just laughed so cloud killed her but just then sepiroths bodie rose in the air and went into the cheese formed monster and fused and turned into the ultimate one winged cheese then cloud said "this is not my day"

[Black Angel]

Sephy : Hahaha.....


Cloud : Y, Sephy? Y did u do it?

[Vaprice]

Don't want to ruin anyone's fun but... If this is an RP it belongs in the writing section...

but stil... er...erm.... xD ?

[Rengori]

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare/sephiroth.gifWhoever's job it was to animate this poor excuse for a Zero edit did a lousy job.

[boys from the dwarf]

Sephy : Hahaha.....


Cloud : Y, Sephy? Y did u do it?
cheesiroth: of course i did it dumbass. im the enemy of the game.
cloud: well the good guys always win right.
cheesiroth:oh /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif!!!

[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

cloud forced the sword into cheesiroth's body, withdrew it then licked it clean
Cloud: "mmm, cheese"
cloud continued to stab and lick cheesiroth for 40 days and 40 nights :D

[Black Angel]

Tifa started to laugh uncontrolably as Cheesiroths body became swiss.....XD

[GunbladeMaster]

*ahem* said the swiss Cheesiroth

[* White Aeris *]

ahem what GMB?

[GunbladeMaster]

edited ...

[Christmas]

Meanwhile....

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/couples/yuffievincent.gif: I love you Vinnie...:heart:

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20regular/caitsith.gif: WAIT!!! You said you LOVE ME!!!

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/medium/yuffie.gif: Used to, Cat.

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20regular/caitsith.gif: I gave you all my money,materia and most important, MY CHEESE!!!!

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20big/yuffie.gif: That's why I stopped loving you when you have nothing left, Cat.

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20big/vincent.gif:Get lost Cat....

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20regular/caitsith.gif:BITCH!!!!

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20chibi%202/yuffie.gif: Vinnie, that cat insulted me!!!

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%204/vincent.gif: NO ONE INSULT MY CUTIE PIE!!!! ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!! TRANSFORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GunbladeMaster]

lol

[boys from the dwarf]

meanwhile.cheesiroth was shrinking but cloud was nearly full.
"ugh"said cloud."i cant eat any more".
"mwahaha"said cheesiroth.
"just one more bite."
then all of a sudden cheesiroth turned into soft gooey cheese. tifa gave cloud a microwave then cloud killed and evapourated cheesiroth.
meanwhile.
vincent was beating up cait sith.
"yay.99 elixirs,megalixirs and x-potions!!!"said cait sith.
"well megalixir this!" said vincent and yuffie.
then yuffie did a mega limit break using allof her materia and vincent did some crazy move of eternal darkness to kill cait sith.

[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

cait sith: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . bugger

[boys from the dwarf]

then cloud came into yuffie and vincents hotel room to congradulate them but when he went into their room he saw...

[Anniexo]

Yuffie dead from cuts and vincent gone

[Neco Arc]

with yazoo's gunblade and cloud's

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

sword rose up from hell giving cloud a 5-minute operation taking out all the cheese in his stomach and then all the cheese went to the dun dun dun cheese swissulator while mean while I went to the place where vincent was mournig about yuffies death so then I gave Yuffie a pheonix down then vincent said ''wha'' Then I said(Yup me cloud omnislash Strife the twin of cloud) said''All you had to do was use a pheonix down" Then Yuffie woke up and said to me "my Hero"THen she kissed me repeatedly leaving Vincent crying.:lovers: :D

[Neco Arc]

Vincent ran to Lucretia's cave

[Black Angel]

Vincent: She never did love me.......

Lucrecia: Thats why u have me!

[DarkLord]

Vincent then saw the truth about christmas, there is no Santa Claus!

Vincent (V): There is no god!
*Annoying ringtone*

Lucrecia (L) : Hello? This is Lucrecia speaking... Vince, it's for you.
Vincent picks up the phone

V:Yelloooow?

God: Santa doesn't exist, I'm still up here, ****head.

V:Oh yeah.
Vincent goes to Midgar

Cloud(C):We should join forces to destroy my evil twin, Cloud Omnislash Strife.

V: Yeah! He stole yuffie off me.

Cloud Omni. Strife(COS): Why not, It's not as if it was hard.
COS appears overhead brandishing ultima weapon and holding Yuffie.

Yuffie: You two don't stand a chance!

Cloud: Combination! Omnislash and Knights of the Round.
All of the knights come down and each omnislash COS, who Drops Yuffie, who is then caught by Vince.

Yuffie:Aah phooie, so much for my happy ending.
Vincent:Oh, she's been brainwashed

Yuffie: No I haven't Dumbass.
Yuffie slaps Vince and leaves

[Christmas]

Meanwhile

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/medium/red.gif: Geezzz, Barret, what are we going to do tonight?

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/medium/barret.gif: Same thing we do every night, Nanaki, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!


*Sound of Thunder can be heard*

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/chocobos/choco%2013.gif: NO!!!!! As the hero around here, I will stop you two!!!!!! Go Choco!!!

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20regular/barret.gif :Ya right!! Eat this, Spikey ass.


*4444*

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/chocobos/choco%205.gif: WARKKK!!!! It's hurt!!!!! I'm off!!!!


*Choco ran away*

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%202/Red%202.gif: For my love, Barret. I shall vanquish you, Cloud!!!!


http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%205/red.gif VShttp://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/char%20renders/cloud%205.gif

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare%203/cloud.gif: Bad Doggie! Bad Doggie!!! Wack!! Wack!!!


*8765*

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%205/red%202.gif: WAAAAAARHHHH!!! It's hurt!!! Barret!!!!!!!!!!!

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/tiny%204/barret.gif: Get lost loser.

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff/red.gif: YOU CALLED ME LOSER....!!???


*Sound Of Thunder Can Be Heard Again....*

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/tiny%204/barret%202.gif: YA!!! LOSER!!LOSER!!LOSER!!!LOSER!!!LOSER!!!LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!!!!

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%202/red.gif: I loved you and this is how you treat me....FINE!!!

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/medium/barret.gif: Why will a hunk like me like a DOG anyway?


http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/tiny%204/barret.gif VShttp://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/tiny%204/red%203.gif

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

ME COS:YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS FIGHTING EACH OTHER AND CLOUD BRO I WAS NEVER EVIL I am just cooler than you!

Barret and Red 13:Wha??

Cloud:thats right he was always the popular guy in SOLDIER School for strong men.He always KOED me in training+He had a large appetite and ate all the macoroni and cheese at the cafatieria.:cry: sad memories ..................

COS me:Bro did I say I was evil?No I didn't.But you want to know how you got your spikey hair?

Cloud:yes!!!!!

CoS me:I am your father!

Cloud:nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COS:nope just kiddin I always loved you as a bro so I guess I can't be evil.But yuffies Mine!!

Yuffie:woot woot Cloud Omnislash you rock my world!!!Here you can have Cait siths matieria!!!

Cait Sith:I am still alive Yuffie why did you give him my matieria?

Yuffie:Cuase I love him....................................More than you and Vincent!

Vincent:what !My new limit break ants in the pants!!!!!!!!!!!!

CoS me:Wow he turned into pants with ants in them:D

Vincent:Ants attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CoS:Oh yeah I have the bug spray matieria Baygon attack(baygon is a brand of bugspray.)And I have a pants Ironer:D

Vincent:NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my 2 weaknesses!!!

KO

Yuffie: yay Kisses me repitedly:D

[SummonerYuna]

Then Aerith came and saw Yuffie and Cloud together. She got so mad that she killed Yuffie right infront of Cloud. THen cloud..

[Neco Arc]

took his sword ready to chop up...

[Black Angel]

Aeris into little "Aeris sandwiches".......................:lol:

[Neco Arc]

as well as getting ready to chop up

[Black Angel]

Some onions Tifa found!!!!!! But the onions were rotten.........

[Christmas]

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%206/tifa.gif: Oh no!!! The onions are rotten!!!

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/medium/cloud.gif: It's the fault of my evil twin brother!!!!

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/Kingdom%20Hearts/small%202/cloud.gif(AKA Cloud_OmniSlash_Strife AKa COS): I gonna destroy every single onions in this world so that the world won't have anymore ONIONS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/char%20renders/cloud%203.gif:No way!!!!! You are no brother of mine!!! Now I remember, you got hatched out from a chocobo's egg and my dad just adopted you cause he thinks is cool.
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/Kingdom%20Hearts/mini%202/cloud.gif: YOU KNOW MY SECRET!!?? Now you shall die!!! *draw sword*


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/GIFC.jpg VS http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/char%20renders/cloud%205.gif

[SummonerYuna]

Meanwhile,

Sephiroth figures out that Aerith is dead. Then he gives her life back and gains total control over her. He tells her to go and capture cloud and bring him to Sephiroth so he( Sephiroth) can kill him. So now Aerith is on her way to go and capture cloud.

[SummonerYuna]

It is dark and the evil cloud and the good cloud are fighting. Aerith seceretly comes and puts cloud in a big bag and then escapes. She goes back to sephiroth and opens the bag. Then she realizes that it is the evil cloud!The evil cloud is confused and asks about where he is. Sephiroth tells him everything and gains control over evil cloud too. Then.....

[Christmas]

*Evil Cloud Snaps out of Sephiroth's Control!!!!*


http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/Kingdom%20Hearts%20CoM/tactics/cloud.gif: As long as you are willing to marry me, then I will help you.

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/char%20renders/sephiroth.gif: NO WAY!!!! I won't marry a chocobo!!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/GIFC.jpg: I am not a CHOCOBO. I just got hatched out from one of it's egg that's all!!

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/Kingdom%20Hearts%20CoM/tactics/aerith.gif: Fine, I will marry you then.

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/Kingdom%20Hearts/small%202/cloud.gif: Ok, we have a deal.

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

CoS(me):no Aerith I wont marry you!!!I am being controoled by Sephiroth!!!

Aerith:fine okay I told Sephiroth to control you so you can marry me!!!

CoS(me):Never pheonix down to Yuffie!!!!

Yuffie:yay I am alive again!!

CoS(ME):Aerith for killing Yuffie you will die!!!(one winged angel plays)
I summon Bahamut!!MEGA FLARE!!!!

Cloud:Wow you Turned Aerith into bacon!!I will eat Aerith!!!!!!!!!!(continuously eating aeriths bacon body!!!!)

CoS(me):And bro for the last time I am not evil!!!!!!!!!The chocobo egg thing was just a cover up!!!But do you know who Dad is....................................

Cloud:who

CoS(me):Mom told me it is Darth vader that why I had to well............................borrow Vinces claw hand.:D

Vincent: So thats why I have no matching claw hand for my right hand!!!!

CoS(me):I was never born from a chocobo remember the good times in moms stomach.

Cloud:Oh yeah!!!!!

CoS(me):and remember that time in scouts where you burned down the tent and I had to kill the giant snake!!

Cloud:oh yeah!!!!!

CoS(me): well bye me and Yuffie will have a date at gold saucer!!:D

Yuffie:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cait sith and vincent: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CoS(me):Bye(leaves with Yuffie):D

[Christmas]

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/char%20renders/sephiroth.gif: NO!!!!!!!!!!! I will summon Mother to deal with you all. MAMA JENOVA!!!!!!!!


*JENOVA APPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!*


http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/Crono%20Cross/starky%203.gif

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare%202/sephiroth.gif: GO!!!MAMA!!!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/GIFC.jpg: I will stop you!!!!


*COS LIMIT BREAK!!!!!!!!!!*

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/Crono%20Cross/starky%203.gif----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Scene1.jpg

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-----------------------------------------http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/Crono%20Cross/starky%203.gif-----------http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Scene5.jpg-----------------------------------------

-----------------------------------------------http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/Crono%20Cross/starky%203.gif-http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Scene6.jpg---------------------------------------------


*FLASH!!!!!!!!!!*


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*9999999*

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/Crono%20Cross/starky%202.gif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

CoS(me):See guys I told you I am good!!!

Yuffie:all you had to do was listen!!

Cloud and co.:woooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CoS(me)now back to gold saucer!!

[Christmas]

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/medium/sephiroth.gif: MAMA DIED!!!! WAAAAHHH!!!! MAMA!!! GIVE MY MAMA BACK TO ME!!!

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20chibi%202/shiva.gif: Dun cry, little Sephy.

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/medium/sephiroth.gif:Who the smurf are you, bitch?

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20chibi%202/shiva.gif:I am your fairy god mother, little Sephy and if you call me bitch again I swear I will rip your lungs out.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Cloud1.jpg: SHUDDA BITCH!!! It's not over between him and me, and you are in the way!!!


*SLASH!!!!*


http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/tall/shiva.gif:save::save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Cloud2.jpg

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20chibi%202/shiva.gif:Remember...Sephy...you must alway...be..be..a good..boy...


*9999*

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Sephy1.jpg: Your chocobo brother killed my Mama and you killed my fairy god mama???? NOW I HAVE NO MORE MAMA!!!!!!NOOO!!!!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Cloud3.jpg: And I am going to kill you too!!!!


*I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Sephy2.jpg:save::save::save::save::save::save:


*DIIIIEEEE SEPHIROTH!!!!!!AND I HATTTTTEEEEEE YOUU TOOO!!*


:save::save::save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Cloud4.jpg

[Black Angel]

Cloud and Sephy contiuously beat the crap outta each other until Sephy cant take it anymore, still mourning over the death of his mamas............:lol:

[Christmas]

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/char%20renders/sephiroth.gif: MAMA.....I want MAMA....

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/char%20renders/cloud%203.gif:Ughhh.....Puff..Puff...Forget it Mama's Boy. All your MAMA IS DEAD!!! AND IF SOMEMORE APPEAR, I WILL KILL THEM ALL!!!! I WILL KILL EVERY SINGLE MAMA OF YOURS!!!!!



*SEPHIROTH GATHER ENERGIES!!!!*

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Sephy3.jpg: You are sick!!!!!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Cloud5.jpg: I just live in the ASYLUM that's all!!! I am not sick!!!!


*SEPHIROTH GATHER EVEN MORE ENERGIES!!!!*

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Sephy4.jpg: GIVE MY MAMAS BACK TO ME!!! YOU SICKO!!!


*SEPHIROTH UNLEASHES HIS ENERGIES!!!!*




WHAT THE SMURF??http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Cloud6.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/fireball.jpg:save::save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/savepoint.gif:save::save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/savepoint.gif:save::save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/savepoint.gif:save::save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/sephy5.jpg


*FOR MY MAMAS!!!!!*


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/cloud7.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/explosion.jpg:save::save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/savepoint.gif:save::save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/savepoint.gif:save::save::save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/savepoint.gif:save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Sephy6.jpg


*65535*

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Cloud8.jpg:...........

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/tiny/sephiroth%202.gif: Stay there for me, forever trapped in memories....

[Neco Arc]

Sephiroth: Who's your daddy? Yeah, who's your daddy?

[Black Angel]

Cloud (Weak whisper) : I am.......

[Night Strife]

*Cloud gets up and kicks Sephy in groin and he dies*
Cloud:#^%^*!~#$!@^(&^( (Barret cursing)

[Christmas]

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/couples/group%202.gif: Hurray!!! For Cloud!!!


*VICTORY MUSIC PLAYS.*

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/medium/cloud.gif: Now it is proven that I am unbeatable!!! KYAHAHAHA!!!

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/medium/tifa.gif: How is he, Doc?

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20regular/lucretia.gif: Getting worse. He just cannot get over with his defeat...

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/medium/tifa.gif:Will he bite....??

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20regular/lucretia.gif: Yes...we are still keeping him under intense observation. It appear he is pretty violent when someone mentioned "Sephiroth".

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare%203/cloud.gif: SEPHIROTH!!! WHERE IS HE!!!WHERE IS HE!!!!! I WILL CRUSH HIM!!!! DIE!!!DIE!!!KAYAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!


*Cloud Sliced The Doctor To Pieces...*

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/medium/tifa.gif: At least I need not worry about the medical fees now....

[zellv2]

voice: but you do tifa
tifa: what CIDDDDDDDDDD!!!
cid: yes u bitch you and cloud destroyed my beautiful highwind
cloud: erm ... it was crap anyway
cid: HOW DARE YOU IAM THE NEW DOCTOR NOW
tifa: WHAT
cid: bye tifa (picks up harpoon throws at tifa)
cloud: NO TIFA WATCH OUT
cloud does a jump but misses and the harpoon goes through tifas skull and she falls dead but just then vivi appears
vivi: hey cid eat this FLARE
BOOOOOOOOOOM
cid: u hit cloud
vivi: erm wanna be friends
cid: sure thing
cloud wa...it (pulls himself up) time for my limet break 4 ONION SLASH
cid: oh no not that

[The_Lover_of_Aeris]

Meanwhile

Aeris went into labour with Cloud's baby

Aeris: huh when did Cloud make love to me

Cloud:who Care's you are better then Tifa in bed

Aeris: Yeah i'am Better than Tifa

Cloud: For sure

[Black Angel]

Tifa comes back to life and realizes that Cloud did have a kid.......Then she gets very ticked off......

[Neco Arc]

and is about to kick his ass when she realizes his kid needs a fathr so instead she....

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Then tifa replaces cloud with Barret!!

Thenm Barret wakes up while sleeping with Aeris

[SummonerYuna]

Aerith slapped barret, and went looking for Cloud.

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Cloud was cheating on Aerith and Tifa He HAD 5000000 other girlfriends!!!

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Aerith did not know about that then She became like incredible Hulk Reklessly looking for cloud 1st stop gold saucer to bad cloud was dating a girl named Joan..............

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

at gold saucer.

Mean while me and Yuffie were having a little fun but little did we know that vincent and cait sith were trying 2 get yuffie..............

[Black Angel]

Aeris: Have u seen the good Cloud?

Bad Cloud: Try Wutai!

[SummonerYuna]

Aerith finds a big group of girls and realizes that Could was in the middle. Then...

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

CoS(me):Okay bro your safe!!

Cloud:Thanks oh yeah Vince and Cait sith are hiding behind that bush trying to steal Yuffie!!

Vincent:Dammit cloud why did you tell??

Cloud:no reason:D

CoS(me):so you were trying to steal Yuffie Ay Omnislash!!!!!(continuously omnislashing Vince and Cait)


99999999999999999999

KO

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Cloud:u know what bro I dont think Ib am safe.

Then aeris gets so mad that...........She starts to cry....

[Black Angel]

Cloud then realizes that Aeris was watching him and his brother........

[Neco Arc]

...she grabs a masamune replica than stabs herself in the back, thus ending her life again...

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Mean while Vince and cait are at the hospital making another plan to get Yuffie from me......

[Christmas]

...she grabs a masamune replica than stabs herself in the back, thus ending her life again...

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/medium/cloud.gif: MASAMUME!??MASAMUME!!??? SEPHIROTH!!???? DIEEE!!!!!


*CLOUD RAN OFF LOOKING FOR SEPHIROTH!!!*

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/small/sephiroth%202.gif: WHERE' RE ALL MY MAMA!!! GIVE MY MAMAS BACK TO ME!!!!


*CLOUD APPEARED FROM NOWHERE!!!*

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/char%20renders/cloud%203.gif: SEPHIROTH!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!


http://www.geocities.com/lovetriangleff7/Comparison10_files/image012.gif
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/char%20renders/cloud%203.gif: KYAHAHAHAHA!!!! I FOUND YOU!!! YOU ARE MINE!!!!

http://www.geocities.com/lovetriangleff7/Comparison10_files/image011.gif
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/small/sephiroth%202.gif:Hee, heee, loser...

http://www.geocities.com/lovetriangleff7/Comparison10_files/image014.gif
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/char%20renders/cloud%203.gif: NNOOOOOOO!!!!!


*CLOUD'S LIMIT BREAK!!!!*

:save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Cloud4.jpg______________________http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/small/sephiroth%202.gif: Come and get me!!!

:save::save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/savepoint.gif:save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Cloud9.jpg_________http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/small/sephiroth%202.gif: MWAHAHAA!!!!

:save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/savepoint.gif:save::save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/savepoint.gif:save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Cloud10.jpghttp://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/small/sephiroth%202.gif:!!!!

http://www.geocities.com/lovetriangleff7/Comparison10_files/image015.gif
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Cloud2.jpg: DESTROY!!!! DESTROY!!!!
http://www.geocities.com/lovetriangleff7/Comparison10_files/image016.gif
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/small/sephiroth%202.gif: MERCY!!!!!!!! MERCY!!!!

http://www.geocities.com/lovetriangleff7/Comparison10_files/image018.gif
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Cloud11.jpg: I WILL SEND YOU TO YOUR MAMAS!!!!

http://www.geocities.com/lovetriangleff7/Comparison10_files/image019.gif
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Cloud12.jpg: MEET YOUR FATE!!!!

http://www.geocities.com/lovetriangleff7/Comparison10_files/image020.gif
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/small/sephiroth%202.gif: Mamas....I'm coming...ARGHHH!!!!



*CLOUD DEFEATED SEPHIROTH!!!!*



http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Cloud3.jpg: Stay there for me, trapped in memories....


*And So Cloud Live Happily Ever After...*

[Neco Arc]

with the person of his dreams, namely...

[Christmas]

Cleris.....
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20regular/cloud%203.gif

[Neco Arc]

who was in fact only a figment of Cloud's imagination...

[Christmas]

*The real person is her...*
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20regular/sephiroth%202.gif

[Neco Arc]

but she was madly in love with sephiroth, but hadn't found out that cloud had already killed him...

[Christmas]

So Cloud tell her the truth....

[Neco Arc]

and so now she wants to kich his behind...

Cloud vs Sephany...

[Christmas]

Cloud couldn't bear to hurt her, so he ran away.....

[Neco Arc]

but she chased him down with sephiroth's masamune...

[Christmas]

So Cloud opened his mouth and swallowed the Masamume....

[Neco Arc]

causing him to get a very intense indigestion...

[Christmas]

So he went to see a doctor....

[Black Angel]

Who told him that the sword had punctured his lungs and cut open his stomach.....

[Neco Arc]

but she had already gone a step further and seduced most of Cloud's friends to rebel against him, as well as killing the lawyer...

[The_Lover_of_Aeris]

Then Cloud find's Aeris who is dead then he get's
a golden materia out of his pocket
Cloud: Mega Revive
then a blinding Gold light flash'es
Aeris sit's up and look's at Cloud.
Aeris: Ther you are Babe
then she slap's him across the face
Cloud: ahh what the hell was that for
she was about to saysome thing when all of
a sudden. Cloud squezzed her boob's
Aeris. Moand in pleasure
then Cloud kissed her
she put her arm's around his neck
Cloud in between kisses: Aeris i found our long lost daughter Cleris
Aeris: Huh I thought I gave birth to a boy
Cloud: remember I made love to you back in midgar
just after I agreed to be your Body guard
Aeris: oh yeah that was so romantic:magus: :bigbiggri

[Neco Arc]

all of a sudden this theme songs starts playing:

Noli manere, manare in memoria
Noli manere, manare in memoria
Sephiroth, Sephiroth.
Saevam iram, iram et dolorem
Saevam iram, iram et dolorem
Sephiroth, Sephiroth.

[Black Angel]

ITS SEPHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RISEN FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!

[Neco Arc]

and the song continues, getting louder by the minute:

Ferum terribile, ferum fatum.
Noli manare, manere in memoria.
Noli manare, manere in memoria
Sephiroth, Sephiroth.
Veni, mi fili. Veni, mi fili.
Hic veni, da mihi mortem iterum.
Veni, mi fili. Veni, mi fili.
Hic veni, da mihi...
Noli manere in memoria.
Saevam iram et dolorem.
Ferum terribile fatum.
Ille iterum veniet.

[Christmas]

:save::save::save::save::save:http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare/onewingedangel.gif:save::save::save::save::save:
WOE IS ME!!!! WHERE ARE MY MAMAS???? CLOUD!!!!! I HAAATTTEEEE!!!

[Neco Arc]

i'm going to kick your behind Sephiroth. ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!

Cloud, with his ultimate weapon, clashes his sword with Sephiroth's masamune, which magically appeared out of nowhere...

the song continues in the back ground...

Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
(Qui mortem invitavis,)
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
(Poena funesta natus,)
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
(Noli nomen vocare.)
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
(Ille iterum veniet.)
Sephiroth, Sephiroth.
Sephiroth.

[Christmas]

i'm going to kick your behind Sephiroth. ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!

Cloud, with his ultimate weapon, clashes his sword with Sephiroth's masamune, which magically appeared out of nowhere...

the song continues in the back ground...

Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
(Qui mortem invitavis,)
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
(Poena funesta natus,)
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
(Noli nomen vocare.)
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili.
(Ille iterum veniet.)
Sephiroth, Sephiroth.
Sephiroth.

Another Cloud Verus Sephiroth's thingy? :D

[Neco Arc]

it is part of the never ending chain

[Christmas]

*SEPHIROTH USES HIS ULTIMATE ATTACK!!!!*


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/fireball.jpg:save::save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/savepoint.gif:save::save:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/fireball.jpg:save::save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/savepoint.gif:save::save::save::save::save:

BRING IT ON!!!!!:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/Cloud5.jpg__________http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/rare%205/ball.gif:save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/savepoint.gif:save::save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/savepoint.gif:save::save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/sephy5.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/fireball.jpg:save::save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/savepoint.gif:save::save:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/fireball.jpg:save::save::save::save::save:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/savepoint.gif:save::save::save::save::save:

[Neco Arc]

all of the others start arriving in time to see Sephiroth summoning Supernova...

cloud: Hi guys... you made it in time... lets go and beat up sephiroth

everyone else: you made sephany sad... we angry... we will kick your behind...

cloud: oh noes....

sephiroth and everyone gangs up on cloud, hence kicking his behind... cloud's body goes flying through the air, all the way to Mideel

[Christmas]

Cloud landed in Mideel and found a magazine, so he read it....

[Neco Arc]

the title was the "Girl Next Door" .

[Christmas]

He decided to sell it for some quick bucks....

[Neco Arc]

but soon found out that it would be quite worthless, due to his intense drool covering the interior of the magazine

[Christmas]

so he ate the magazine since he is hungry.....

[Neco Arc]

getting indigestion once again...

[Christmas]

He then went to look for the legendary doctor....who is...


http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Bosses/09%20-%20Kefka.gif

[Neco Arc]

he met palmer and mukki along the way..

palmer: where are you going?
cloud: im going to see the great doctor
mukki: mind if we tag along?
cloud: sure. we just hold hands and follow the yellow brick road....

[Christmas]

Then they met: http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Bosses/19%20-%20Atma%20Weapon.gif

http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Bosses/19%20-%20Atma%20Weapon.gif: Hello there...can I be your friend? I will give you my pokemon cards if you do....pretty please....

[Neco Arc]

palmer: give me some lard and i will be your friend....
mukki: as long as you dont get in between me and these other two...
cloud: my what a pretty lion i see... dont mind these two.... they are idiots... you can be my friend if you want to...
palmer & mukki: who're you calling idiots???!!!

[Christmas]

http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Bosses/19%20-%20Atma%20Weapon.gif: NNNNOOOO!!!!! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A LION!!!! ANYTHING BUT A LION!!!!!! WAAAAHHHH!!!YOU PEOPLE ARE MEANIES!!!!


*The Monster Ran Away*

[Neco Arc]

cloud: oh noes.... COME BACK!!!! runs after...

[Christmas]

*They met http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Bosses/29%20-%20Moe.gif*

http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Bosses/29%20-%20Moe.gif: How dare you bully my son!!!
http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Bosses/19%20-%20Atma%20Weapon.gif: DADDY!!! THEY CALLED ME LION!!!!
http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Bosses/29%20-%20Moe.gif:LION!!!???LION!!!!???? NNNNOOOOO!!!!ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!


*Both of them started running....*

[boys from the dwarf]

then larry curly and moe come with atma weapon.
the three stooges:woopwoppwoowoowoop!!!
mukki and palmer:noo!!! its annoying!*dies*
atma weapon: tremble before our might!"
cloud:chill man. what should i call you then?
atma weapon: i am an entity more ancient than the cosmos blah blah blah E.C.T.(atma weapon goes on for 5 days and nights explaining what he is."
cloud:alright. thats a pretty big name. cant i just call you big cosmo thingy?
atma weapon: alright then.

[KoShiatar]

Then Chocobo Weapon appeared in front of them all saying "WARK!!!!"

[GunbladeMaster]

Uh-oh
they screamed!
Just then Cheese Weapon came as well!
They FOUGHT!!!

[Black Angel]

Choco WEAPON used his most strongest attacks to destroy Cloud and Co....

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

CoS:I will help you guys!!!

[SummonerYuna]

Then COS falls in a hole made by Vincent. (Vincent laughs) Now I can get Yuffie and take her far away. So you can't find her. HA! Then Cos....

[Neco Arc]

dies from an intense indigestion, which cloud seems to be mysteriously spreading....

[Black Angel]

COS: Yuffie, before i go i must tell u........

Yuffie: What?


COS: Im gay!!!!

Yuffie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Neco Arc]

Yuffie then proceeds to perform "surgery" on COS...

[Christmas]

and dug out a chocobo egg from his stomach....

[Neco Arc]

Yuffie went to the chocobo farm where she proceeded to...

[Christmas]

hatch the egg. Soon the egg hatched and a chocobo that look like COS crawled out from the egg....

[Neco Arc]

Yuffie: argh not you again!!! (sounds of someone getting "operated" can be heard)...

[Christmas]

(and another chocobo egg is dug out......)

[Neco Arc]

Yuffie decided to smash the egg then went on her merry way, back to Wutai however along the way...

[Black Angel]

RedXIII: Hey! Whats up?

Yuffie:OUTTA MY WAY, FREAK!!!! *Slaps RedXIII*

[Neco Arc]

Nanaki: Ouches. What's her problem?

[Black Angel]

Yuffie: IM TICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *mumbles cuss words to herself*

[Neco Arc]

Nanaki: Calm down. Just wanted to remind you that Reeve's birthday is coming up. Remember to go to Kalm Town in a couple of days...

[Christmas]

*Yuffie then reached home*
http://www.videogamesprites.net/SeikenDensetsu3/NPCs/Booskaboo.gif:Hello Miss Yuffie, How are you today?

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20big/yuffie.gif: I am in a bad mood and get me a birthday present for my friend!!!

http://www.videogamesprites.net/SeikenDensetsu3/NPCs/Booskaboo.gif: Yes Miss Yuffie. here you go. Your friend will love it.


*Yuffie took the present which is a rotten head to Kalm.....*
Look like this...:
http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Bosses/40%20-%20Head.gif

[Black Angel]

Reeve: WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its my B-DAY!!!!! :beer:

[Christmas]

Just then....http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Bosses/39%20-%20Goddess%20(FF6).gif appeared....

http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Bosses/39%20-%20Goddess%20(FF6).gif: I am your Fairy God mother Reeve, and since you are a good boy, I will grant you three wishes.

[Black Angel]

Reeve (Drunk,sluured): Ummmmmmmm.....Lets see.............uuuummmmmm

[Christmas]

http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Bosses/39%20-%20Goddess%20(FF6).gif: What? You said you only want one wish? And the wish is....OK!! HERE YOU HAVE!!!!

http://www.videogamesprites.net/SeikenDensetsu3/Angela/Rune%20Master%20-%20Moon.gif: Hello Honey, I am what you wished for.

[Neco Arc]

Reeve: Heh heh heh heh...:joey: :grinpink:

Angela: Come here good sir. (starts smooching Reeve)

(Duran walks in) Duran: What are you doing Angela?

Angela: Oh noes...

[Black Angel]

Duran slaps the crap outta Angela.....

[Neco Arc]

before Angela summons ancient...

[Night Strife]

hell cow, which eats Angela. And then...

[Neco Arc]

hawk magically appears, sees whats going on and proceeds to cast his ninjitsus on Reeve, duran and the cow...

[Black Angel]

die.....

[Christmas]

*Just then....*

http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/diff%20big/yuffie.gif: Hello everyone, I brought Reeve a present.


*http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Bosses/40%20-%20Head.gifmagically transform!!!*

http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Bosses/40%20-%20Kefka.gif: Greetings, I am GOD. I will grant you all thirty wishes to prove I am better than Fairy God Mother.

[Neco Arc]

Cid throws a phoenix down at Reeve, hence Reeve gets up and makes his choices of 30 wishes...

[Christmas]

His first wish is to get http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/medium/tifa.gifhttp://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/medium/yuffie.gifhttp://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/Animated%20gifs/FF%207/medium/aeris.gifhttp://www.videogamesprites.net/SeikenDensetsu3/Angela/Magician%20-%20Moon.gif to be his wives...

[Neco Arc]

but unfortunately Angela was already "in the grave". His second wish was to bring her back to life. Hawk on the other hand was having an argument with Yuffie over who was the better ninja....

[Christmas]

Then they decided to get marry and give birth to a best ninja, but Yuffie is already married to Reeve!!!!!!!

[Neco Arc]

the shinra police show up arresting Reeve, yuffie, hawk, angela, tifa and aeris for being a public nuisance where...

[Christmas]

Sephiroth appeared and wanted to duel with Cloud......again.....

[Neco Arc]

but the shinra soldiers arrested Sephiroth as he was also being a public menace....

[Christmas]

They were all put on trial. Cid was appointed as the Judge....

[Neco Arc]

but cid was too drunk and too stoned to do anything so....

[Christmas]

he passed the verdict "guilty" for everyone's charges.

[Neco Arc]

the people on trial got really angry, and threatened to kick Cids "behind" once they got out but...

[Christmas]

Cid escaped by his new version of "Sierra" which he is so proud of....

[KoShiatar]

...but on the Sierra there was Shera who told him: Cid, have my babies!
Cid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Everyone else is dragged to Corel Prison.

[Christmas]

http://www.videogamesprites.net/BreathofFire2/Bosses/28%20-%20Guardian.gif: Hi. I am the warden here. I am here to collect feedbacks from you lamers how this prison could get any worse. Pls feedback to make this prison an even more terrible place to stay.

[KoShiatar]

And everyone answer: put in Aeris!

[Christmas]

http://www.videogamesprites.net/BreathofFire2/Bosses/28%20-%20Guardian.gif: Your feedback will be taken in serious and deepest consideration. Here is your reward for contributing such a productive and constructive feedback.


*http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Objects/Treasure%20Chest.gif APPEARS!!!!*

[KoShiatar]

Everyone: But we were joking!!!!!

[Neco Arc]

Yuffie goes to the chest checking to see if it has any materia...

Everyone else: Yuffie don't open the chest... OH NOES!!!!!!

[Black Angel]

Its a lamprey to suck Yuffies blood...

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

CoS:WTF is happening to Yuffie???

Vincent: your still alive!!???!!

CoS:That surgery made me feel better but wait...(Does OMNISLASH version 5 to the lamprey)So you guys wanna know how I got here??

Everyone:how???

CoS:Well After the Surgery someone forgot to pay so I got sent here.........

Vincent: why you!!!!

Me VS Vincent

[Neco Arc]

COS is ready to perform Omnislash ver 5 on Vincent however Vincent transforms into Chaos and flies out of harm... He flies down at COS and performs a Chaos Slam followed by a Satan Slam, hence inflicting 9999 damage to COS, once again cutting his life short...

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

CoS:your sick And when I meant gay I meant happy but Yuffies getting her blood sucked so what will you do????

Vincent:WTF???Yuffie noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Yuffie:I am dieing.......I wont live.......

Vincent:Yuffie dont die on me now.I I .......I love you!!!

Yuffie:yeah I know..............CoS nows your shot.......

CoS:Elixer!!!!!!!

Yuffie :yay!!!!!!

Then I take the buggy with yuffie leaving everyone else.

Cloud:what should we do now????

Red 13:lets.......

[Neco Arc]

...have a FOOD FIGHT!!!!!....

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Food is flying everywhere but red 13 hit the warden with crap in a pie so............................................

[Christmas]

*
http://www.gdronline.com/ff/08/imgweapons/ultima.gif APPEARS!!!!!!*

http://www.gdronline.com/ff/08/imgweapons/ultima.gifWasting of food is strictly forbidden in this prision. And no one except authorized personnel is allowed here.

http://www.videogamesprites.net/BreathofFire2/Bosses/28%20-%20Guardian.gif ESPECIALLY NO CHOCOBO!!!!!!!

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Red 13:well I threw a chocobo at Dyne then he fell of a cliff so.......

[Neco Arc]

tifa: Argh. Kill them both. Who can tell us what we can do? No one!!!! (She then performs her limit combos on Ultimate Weapon)...

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Then Tifa throws a crap pie in ultima weapons mouth then he dies.......

[Neco Arc]

Nanaki: Oh noes. Tifa killed Ultimate Weapon... But he was my friend... falls down and starts crying...

Barret: There there Nanaki...

Barret to Tifa: You're gonna pay...

Barret vs Tifa...

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Paulmer sells tickets to the fight.

Paulmer :yes I hope this makes money for Shinra........

[Neco Arc]

Just them Rufus, Scarlet and Heidegger came along...

Rufus: WHAT ARE YOU DOING PALMER???!!! YOU SHOULD BE MAKING ME SOME LARD!!!

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

I just wanted to sell tickets so we could get money.......:cry:

[Neco Arc]

Rufus: GET BACK TO YOU'RE POST OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!

Scarlet: Hey isn't that...?

Tifa and Barret: You two, Sh' dup!!! We're going to fight each other. Now back off!!!!

[Christmas]

Palmer refused and bite Rufus.....

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Rufus:owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! okay mr your going to get it !!!!!!!!!

[Neco Arc]

Barret: Sh' Dup!!!!!! (starts firing at the Shinra people, spreying a couple of thousand bullets into their bodies hence killing them...) Now then...(turns to Tifa and aims his gun at her) Your turn....

[Christmas]

Rufus started to lick Palmer....

[Neco Arc]

huh???

[Christmas]

huh???

said Palmer. Rufus' tongue grew longer and entangled Palmer. Then he lift Palmer up and devoured him....

[Neco Arc]

er... ok so Barret's bullets did not kill the Shinra executives as he had though. They were wearing bullet proof armor... Meanwhile Palmer was busy trying to find his massive gun inside Rufus before he got digested (taken from MIB)...

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Cloud:Ok I think we did not need to see that...

Rufus:now its your turn Cloud....................

[Neco Arc]

... A beeping sound can be heard... Moments later Rufus blows up. His inner "stuff" covers everyone... Palmer steps out covered in pink gloop....

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Palmer:I saved you guys so........

Suddenly that was not the real Rufus it was a monster disgused as Rufus..............

[Neco Arc]

another beeping sound can be heard and everyone gets covered in more pink gloop... meanwhile Aeris was holding a very large gun...

[Christmas]

and turned everyone into cute little tiny moogles with it....

[Neco Arc]

moogled reeve: oh noes... We're being mooglaized... When we become normal... my stuffed Mog would kick your behind Aeris....

[Christmas]

Aeris started to drool when she saw all those Moogles, he took Mooglaized Palmer and deep fried him alive before devouring it.

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Everyone:Aeris return us to normal form!!!

Aeris:no way I like you when your cute little naked moogles!!:D

[Christmas]

She took moogled Scarlet and boil her before tearing her apart and eating her pieces by pieces...

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Tifa:okay cloud wha do we do???????

Cloud:lets......

[Neco Arc]

party!!!!!.... Woo Hoo!!! (chucks food at Aeris)...

Aeris: Me hungry for Cloud!!!! Get in ma belly!!! But me go for Barret first...

[Christmas]

Aeris took moogled Barret and rip his upper body part off, the she apply some light soya sauce and wasabi and ate it while his lower part was minced and pour into a glass of wine and Aeris drinked it.

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Cloud:I have an idea remedy to everyone!!!

Vincent:okay lets get Aeris now......

[Neco Arc]

Reeve: oh noes.... she's eating the remedies.... uses transform materia on Aeris turning her mini...

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Vincent:okay Aeris I will kill you.....CHAOS!!!!!!!!!!

[Christmas]

But Aeris was wearing a ribbon and also wasn't afraid of Vincent!!! She grabbed moogled Reeve and threw him into a wok and started frying him while adding various spices, sauces and garnishs. Then she took him out and devoured him.

[Neco Arc]

but deep in her belly... Reeve had caught up with the others and were now plotting on getting out....

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Vincent:WTF?????

[Christmas]

But a huge maggot appeared inside Aeris' stomach!!!

[Neco Arc]

the maggot started talking to them and were telling them how it got in Aeris' stomach... Meanwhile Aeris was bent down, suffering from a really bad indigestion...

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

then Aeris got her insides eaten.....................

[Neco Arc]

by the intense burning of the heartburn in her stomach...

[Christmas]

Aeris started to melt and soon vapourized into some smelly green gases....

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

victory music plays

[Neco Arc]

followed by characters' victory dances...

[Christmas]

followed by the exp,gil they gained and item found!!

A rotten deformed Aeris' head....

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

Cloud:I wonder what this Item is for???

[Neco Arc]

Tifa: try tasting it... It might be good....

[Christmas]

Cloud decided to access the menu and select "item"

He found "Aeris' rotten deformed head". The description said : Eat it and you will know..."

[Neco Arc]

He bends his head over it, opens his mouth....

[Christmas]

and slowly inserted it into his mouth......

[Neco Arc]

...swallowing it whole...

[Christmas]

as the head travelled down from his throat to his stomach....

[Neco Arc]

he started to get the need to drink minced Tifa...

[Christmas]

But his love for Tifa stopped him....

[Neco Arc]

however his belly was telling him otherwise...

[Christmas]

Soon, Cloud have a mental breakdown and was send to an asylum....

[Neco Arc]

Reeve decided to cheer Cloud up, so he went Tifa, clawed her to pieces, mincing her, then finally sending the mixture to Cloud as a beverage...

[Christmas]

So Cloud drink it and he started to fly....

[Neco Arc]

...all the way to neverland...

[GunbladeMaster]

, there he met Peter Pan and Tinkerbell

[Neco Arc]

...and the lost boys....

[GunbladeMaster]

and Captain Hook and Smee...

[Neco Arc]

...and wendy...

[Christmas]

and Sora....

[Neco Arc]

and riku...

[Christmas]

and donald...

[Neco Arc]

...and goofy...

[GunbladeMaster]

and a gunblade master named Squall

[Christmas]

So Cloud decided to buy a PS 2 and play "Kingdom Hearts"....

[GunbladeMaster]

which,to his surprise, had him in the game!
Cloud started question things...

[Neco Arc]

about why sephiroth was in the game...

[GunbladeMaster]

and why he himself looked so fat
while sephiroth looked phat

[Neco Arc]

and why aeris was in the game and tifa wasn't.

[Christmas]

so he smashed his PS 2 and went to buy an ice cream....

[Black Angel]

But it was Rufus serving the ice cream.....(Cloud didnt know).......And the ice cream was poisoned!!!!!!!

[Christmas]

So Cloud begin to rot and his organs started crawling out on their own....

[Black Angel]

(Gross,but.....)
Since Rufus luved Cloud so much.....

[GunbladeMaster]

but he loved his woing woing even more xD

[Black Angel]

( U ARE SUCH A PERV!!!!!!!!!!!! )

[GunbladeMaster]

( U ARE SUCH A PERV!!!!!!!!!!!! )


thought Cloud when he saw Rufus start staring at it ;)

[Black Angel]

I hate u.......

[GunbladeMaster]

said Rufus when he compared his to Clouds
:lol:

[Anniexo]

then cloud smiled at something behind Rufus that was about to attack him

[Carl the Llama]

and then Sephiroth appred and used MegaRevive on all the dead people and shouted: Royal Rumble!!!

Cloud: I will win!!

Sephiroth: I am stronger then everyone in the world!!!

Cloud: your pathetic!! you know nothing :p


Cloud v Sephiroth v Yuffie v Tifa v Aeris v Barret v the Turks v Vincent v Reeve v Nanaki v Cid v Hiedigger v Scarlet v Kadaj v Loz v Yazoo v Rufus v Jenova!!!

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

But Yuffie mysteriously was not there.......so......they...........

[Anniexo]

and ever one was killed apart from Cloud and Sephiroth so it was an to the death fight