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*__*)
10-30-2005, 02:09 AM
This is where you share your deepest and darkest, all the vile, $h!ty and naughty--or just dumb-@$$ things you have done.

I will start with a few:

* - I've never kissed anybody.
* - I've never been in a relationship.
* - I've never had a crush on anybody.
* - I'm straight but I'm always buddies with people of the opposite gender.
* - I like to get hyperactive.
* - I act differently when I'm with my parents.
* - There's times when I never leave the house for a whole week because I'm working on flash stuff and art, or I simply don't want to.
* - I love my own company.
* - I'm shy one minute and hyperactive the next.
* - I act the same way I did at eight/nine years old.
* - I own several Tamagochis.
* - I sometimes get the urge to draw extremely violent/scary pictures.
* - I think Auron is hot

OMG that felt good.


That's it for now; I'll be back with more. Now you go!

rubah
10-30-2005, 02:10 AM
Shouldn't the EoFF Pope head this?

Destai
10-30-2005, 02:11 AM
I kinda like the fluffy puff style

Yamaneko
10-30-2005, 02:13 AM
Your post was too hard to read. Pick a better color that works in all styles.

I have a crush on Quina.

DK
10-30-2005, 02:14 AM
I have a crush on Yamaneko.

Destai
10-30-2005, 02:23 AM
I flirted with the gay kid once.A fun day was had by all.

Sasquatch
10-30-2005, 02:37 AM
You could always check out Group Hug! (http://grouphug.us) for all your confession needs. It's anonymous, too. I always go there to read the stupid things people say. I've posted a few things, but mainly stupid dishonest things. I think I'm most proud of "I just made up a bunch of crap and posted it on this site."

fire_of_avalon
10-30-2005, 02:56 AM
I also think Auron is hot, but I don't think that's something I need to confess.

rubah
10-30-2005, 03:06 AM
If thinking Auron was hot was shameful, foa and I wouldn't pronounce him to be such a coyboy.

Meat Puppet
10-30-2005, 04:25 AM
I want to have wild sex with Meat Puppet.

Mitch
10-30-2005, 04:58 AM
I want to have wild sex with Meat Puppet.

Slade
10-30-2005, 07:55 AM
Im from Pluto.

Yooniece
10-30-2005, 07:58 AM
I have a Napoleon complex.
I am bisexual but way, way, way more picky with my women than I am with my men.
I think fake tanning (tanning beds, spray-ons) is the tackiest thing ever.
I like shrooms. Make of it what you will.
I can't go more than a few days without sex.
I can beat many, many boys at many, many video games that they should typically be good at. (GTA, Madden, Tekken)
I can throw perfect pigskin spirals further than every girl I know.
I buy something from Victoria's Secret every week.

Alive-Cat
10-30-2005, 08:03 AM
I shot mr. Burns!!!

GunbladeMaster
10-30-2005, 08:25 AM
i kill kittens

Rodarian
10-30-2005, 09:28 AM
I once took credit of a coworkers idea (the person was out of town) and got promoted because of it.

I can be very materialistic and known to be a snotty asshole (Think Fabian from Rich Kids Cattle Drive)
Like Yooniece, I need to have sex on regular basis.
I once wore lipstick the entire day (part of a dare)
My boss saw it and said it look good on me.:confused:

I cry to bits whenever I watch Joy Luck Club

I farted very badly in an elevator (think silence stinker times X) and blamed it on the other guy. (he had to leave during the next stop in protest):D

Resha
10-30-2005, 10:52 AM
I hate cats. :D~ They are mean.

Now all the cat lovers on EoFF can gang up on me and lynch me, BUT I WILL DIE DEFENDING THE DOG!

GunbladeMaster
10-30-2005, 11:11 AM
i shall die with ya

Old Manus
10-30-2005, 11:11 AM
I am a woman

GunbladeMaster
10-30-2005, 11:14 AM
not many women are with my mother
or named james

theundeadhero
10-30-2005, 11:57 AM
Shouldn't the EoFF Pope head this?EOFF hasn't had a Pope in a lon while now. They drove me away and never found a replacement. Monkey left again so that hurt it too.

Yesterday I took an extra spoonful of sugar in my coffee. I'm such a rebel.

Captain Maxx Power
10-30-2005, 01:07 PM
I'm not really a Pirate.

Psychotic
10-30-2005, 01:09 PM
I'm hungry and I only have apples to eat. :(

Chris
10-30-2005, 01:47 PM
I like to beat on a drum in some faraway African savanna. :D

Rye
10-30-2005, 01:53 PM
Loony BoB showed me his wood. ;____;

Dreddz
10-30-2005, 01:59 PM
Loony BoB showed me his wood. ;____;
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1721/disgusted3kc.jpg

Venom
10-30-2005, 02:53 PM
Well here goes nothin

* I like to steal tips from restauaunts
*I hate emos
*I hate goths
* In 4th grade i drew all over my best friends desk and got him sent to the office
* I ate paper once

Trumpet Thief
10-30-2005, 04:55 PM
chaos: I took the chain off my jeans, and put it in the freezer for three days. Then, when my friend came over, I choked him with it for like fifteen seconds and screamed out "Stone Cold!".

Rubedo: Why? I do not know.

Doomie
10-30-2005, 05:11 PM
Fluffy Puff kinda turns me on.

Jack
10-30-2005, 05:23 PM
I have (or currently) hate most of my friends at every given time.

escobert
10-30-2005, 05:29 PM
I have a Napoleon complex.
I am bisexual but way, way, way more picky with my women than I am with my men.
I think fake tanning (tanning beds, spray-ons) is the tackiest thing ever.
I like shrooms. Make of it what you will.
I can't go more than a few days without sex.
I can beat many, many boys at many, many video games that they should typically be good at. (GTA, Madden, Tekken)
I can throw perfect pigskin spirals further than every girl I know.
I buy something from Victoria's Secret every week.
will you marry me? xD
anyways,
I have 0 self confidence. and very insecure.
I live off weed. I'm an addict. I know it and I really don't care.
I get very jelous over just about anything.
I'm a sucker for love.

Doomie
10-30-2005, 08:40 PM
will you marry me? xD

Was that your first thought too? xD

escobert
10-30-2005, 08:53 PM
Of course :p

Dignified Pauper
10-30-2005, 10:09 PM
i'm homosexual

The Summoner of Leviathan
10-30-2005, 10:13 PM
I like Sailor Moon...wait you guys already knew that...

Giga Guess
10-30-2005, 11:14 PM
My name is Giga Guess and I'm a nymphomaniac....:p

*__*)
10-30-2005, 11:20 PM
No, only females are nymphomaniacs, males use the term satyromania.

Unless you're not really a dude...

The Summoner of Leviathan
10-30-2005, 11:31 PM
Satyrs are not that cute though...just really lustful, whilst nymph are cute...

escobert
10-30-2005, 11:39 PM
How about just horny? :D

Giga Guess
10-31-2005, 12:47 AM
No, only females are nymphomaniacs, males use the term satyromania.

Unless you're not really a dude...


I KNEW it was Satyr-something....Well that's what I am, okay?

*humps cait sith's leg*

Slade
10-31-2005, 05:44 AM
I like Sailor Moon...wait you guys already knew that...
So do I. No im not being sarcastic, Ive loved that anime ever since I was little. I know its supposed to be a girls anime but.....its so damn cool.

The Summoner of Leviathan
10-31-2005, 06:33 AM
So do I. No im not being sarcastic, Ive loved that anime ever since I was little. I know its supposed to be a girls anime but.....its so damn cool.

I know, it just so amazing, and so awwwww....

Oh, I had a crush on Neo Queen Serenity in like grade 6...

*__*)
11-01-2005, 12:14 AM
Here's some more:

*I make threads, like controversial ones on the capitol punishment, online just so people will post on them. This makes me feel special and important.

*This thread is not mine, I copied it from the forums section of the site about the insta goth kit.

*None of the confessions that I have made here until these ones are mine, I copied them from that site and put them here because I wanted there to be over 100 pages like there was the insta kit site with the dilusion that I would become a recognized member. EDIT: except for the one about Auron! :love:

Please don't hate me, I can't help the way I am.

black orb
11-01-2005, 04:44 AM
>>> Im envious of people who seem happier and luckier than me..

edczxcvbnm
11-01-2005, 04:47 AM
I am guilty of being way too awesome.

Neco Arc
11-01-2005, 04:49 AM
I watch spongebob

yet

i love Final Fantasy!!!!

frr_vegeta
11-01-2005, 05:36 AM
I've been known to lurk some of my old forums.

Cuchulainn
11-01-2005, 11:29 AM
I've killed a man.

CaZ!
11-01-2005, 01:40 PM
I am a woman
Well we always knew that

DarkLadyNyara
11-01-2005, 07:27 PM
i'm homosexual
Me too! I'm also a nympho who is liable to wind up with carpel tunnel syndrome if I don't get a chick soon. :D

Dignified Pauper
11-01-2005, 07:30 PM
Me too! I'm also a nympho who is liable to wind up with carpel tunnel syndrome if I don't get a chick soon. :D


I didn't need to know the gross details of your life.

DarkLadyNyara
11-01-2005, 11:50 PM
I didn't need to know the gross details of your life.
It was a joke. Yeesh.

Spammerman
11-02-2005, 02:32 AM
This is where you share your deepest and darkest, all the vile, $h!ty and naughty--or just dumb-@$$ things you have done.

I will start with a few:

* - I've never kissed anybody.
* - I've never been in a relationship.
* - I've never had a crush on anybody.
* - I'm straight but I'm always buddies with people of the opposite gender.
* - I like to get hyperactive.
* - I act differently when I'm with my parents.
* - There's times when I never leave the house for a whole week because I'm working on flash stuff and art, or I simply don't want to.
* - I'm shy one minute and hyperactive the next.
* - I act the same way I did at eight/nine years old.

OMG that felt good.


That's it for now; I'll be back with more. Now you go!
ALl those things

T-MaN
11-02-2005, 02:39 AM
I love eating food more than loving women. If you want to get me, then by all means, get my by my stomach.

By the way, I ain't fat or chubby.

TurkSlayer
11-02-2005, 02:45 AM
*I loooooove bein' with the ladies. :joey:
*I'm paranoid that everyone is ignoring me.
*I've never been kissed. (Strange, considering my first confession)
*I have at least four different personalities. (Seriously, it's freaky. And they always come out at the wrong times)
*I am very afraid of not being remembered. (Historically)
*I become obsessed with trivial things.
*I can sometime be quite hypocritcal.
*I have a tendancy to fall for the girls my best friends like.

Lord Xehanort
11-02-2005, 11:12 AM
I can beat many, many boys at many, many video games that they should typically be good at. (GTA, Madden, Tekken)

I guess it's a good thing I'm the world's best at SSBM.

Anyway, my confessions (OMG, USHER'S CONFESSION VIDEO JUST CAME ON!!!!! [he takes his shirt off in it... *moans**trembles*])

* I became a technical vigrin when I was 15
* I once set up someone to fail so I could steal their spotlight
* All the guys I want to @!%# are at least 6 inches shorter than I
* I would give my left testicle, and my left leg to get @!%#ed by Hayden Christensen

mpjunior36
11-02-2005, 12:13 PM
-I download porn every single day for about 15-30 mins right when I get home from work

-I am a bit vain, but definitely not cocky

-When I have kids, I'm seriously thinking about naming one of them after a Final Fantasy character

-I have never been drunk or high, and I'm proud of it!

-Two years ago on Valentine's Day I played Final Fantasy X-2 for 20 hours straight

-Sweatpants are my #1 clothing choice

-Women confuse the hell out of me

Neco Arc
11-02-2005, 12:16 PM
if you have a son: name him sephiroth
if you have a girl: name her ultimicia

Social Moon Firesky
11-02-2005, 01:03 PM
-When I have kids, I'm seriously thinking about naming one of them after a Final Fantasy character

Guilty! :D I'm gonna name my son Vincent Squall, and my daughter Selphie Rinoa Aeris. (They are sooooo gonna hate me)

I like hentai, yaoi and yuri, 'cos they're better than real porn.

I have crushes on about 10 different FF characters.

I got kicked out of school, yet find myself in there almost every single day under the pretense that I'm sorting stuff out, just so I can annoy the teachers and hang out with my friends.

I stalked my former English teacher for an entire week once.

I fall for people I can't have.

I sometimes get pains in my shoulders, and I used to believe I was growing wings. (I was younger, ok?)

I used to be a total brat when I was about 11. *Shudders*

KoShiatar
11-02-2005, 09:10 PM
I, too, have crushes on people I cannot have.

I denied myself sex the last two times I could have some the first time not to hurt myself and the second time not to hurt someone I never even met and whose name I barely know.

I fangirl certain Final Fantasy characters. And read a lot of fanfictions. Also lemons if I can get my hands on them.

I spend too much money on Amano books.

I'm paranoid about people not loving me.

I sometimes am really bitchy and behave like I don't know what diplomacy and education are.

DarkLadyNyara
11-02-2005, 10:27 PM
I read fanfic lemons. Especially Yaoi. (no idea why).
I also look up Hentai.
I've never actually dated.
I'm on Prozac. :screwy:
I an a multiracial dyke who doesn't do "politically correct".
I laugh at racist, sexist, and homophobic jokes. I'm a bad leftie. :riiight:

Miriel
11-02-2005, 10:37 PM
I am sometimes guilty of trend-whorism.
I love my school, but there are times when I wish the people around me weren't so smart.
I like to dance around in my underwear.
I love to sing but I will never do it in front of other people.
I can bend in unnatural ways.
I used to be a cheerleader and those years were some of the happiest of my life.
I prefer staying home and playing FFXI rather than going out and partying.
I am incredibly sensitive but I don't like to let other people see that part of me.
I have commitment issues.

DarkLadyNyara
11-02-2005, 10:39 PM
I can bend in unnatural ways.
That sounds sooo wrong.

Rengori
11-02-2005, 10:53 PM
I hate cats. :D~ They are mean.

Now all the cat lovers on EoFF can gang up on me and lynch me, BUT I WILL DIE DEFENDING THE DOG!
Yay Resha!

Anyway, I think that anyone who isn't in Advanced Math or one of my friends is a total dumbass. About 90% of the time they are.

DarkLadyNyara
11-02-2005, 11:02 PM
I hate cats. :D ~ They are mean.

Now all the cat lovers on EoFF can gang up on me and lynch me, BUT I WILL DIE DEFENDING THE DOG!

*Gets a rope*
Let the lynching begin.

Giga Guess
11-03-2005, 03:38 AM
Eeeeyup...*sharpens axe.*

The Captain
11-03-2005, 07:41 AM
I could spend the entire day watching either CNN, ESPN, or The Weather Channel.

I just got a cellphone a few weeks ago.

I'm still learning how to use a computer.

I look people straight in the eye whenever I engage them in conversation.

I try to vary my interests as best I can so I can converse with as many different kinds of people as possible.

I have trouble falling asleep and even more trouble waking up.

Take care all.

boris no no
11-03-2005, 09:38 AM
i <3 sex lots, and when i get to see my boyfriend we don't really leave the room for hours ;)
i sometimes wonder if university is for me
i get very paranoid about certain things
i have a none excistent home life and i never see my family
i drink A LOT and i smoke weed once or twice a month
i love to sit in my bed eating thinsg that are very bad for me watching tv
i try and lose weight but i love to be lazy and i love junk food

DarkLadyNyara
11-03-2005, 05:43 PM
I don't own a computer. (I'm typing this at school)
Or a cell phone.
Or a drivers license.

Fire_Emblem776
11-03-2005, 05:53 PM
i love sailor moon!:love:

"yatto tadoritsuita ai, nigirishime
chiisa na nemuri ni yasuragu hito
tojita mabuta ni sayonara, kuchidzukete
toki no hanazono ni anata okizari ni /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gifa "

:choc2: :choc2: :choc2: :choc2: :choc2: :choc2: :choc2:

i *cough* got all the ost to ff, crono, mario rpg, and others by other means.....:rolleyes2

i spend time at school reading thes threads.:love:

xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
11-03-2005, 09:22 PM
I have a poster of Yuna, Rikku and Pine on my bedroom ceiling.

GunbladeMaster
11-03-2005, 09:25 PM
I really am a guy.
phew that felt good

xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
11-03-2005, 09:25 PM
I don't have a social life outside of college. I don't have any real hobbies. i love FF too much. I love my replica Gunblade (its plastic but so what?) I would post here 24/7 if I could. how long have you got... whooooo this feels good.

Alixsar
11-03-2005, 09:34 PM
Mama, I just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun...but now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Kamiko
11-03-2005, 11:28 PM
I hate other people.
:kaoclove:
I love gay guys.

Rengori
11-04-2005, 05:04 AM
I like Sailor Moon...wait you guys already knew that...
Oh right, I knew I was forgetting something.

Oh, and The Summoner of Leviathan was probably the only one who knew that too. He showed me Sailor Moon.

P.S. MEGAMAN IS BETTER THAN FF! (j/k)

Del Murder
11-04-2005, 06:15 AM
I'm not as smart as I think I am.
I make a lot of jokes just to amuse myself.
I'm scared of roller coasters.
Driving with things close to the side of my car freaks me out.
I bite my nails.
I don't like new things.
I have commitment issues.

Chemical
11-04-2005, 04:52 PM
Forgive me EoFF for I have sinned....

....

....

Screw it.

I'm not about to confess anything. I'm not ashamed of my past or my present, I have no reason to be. Confessing is like saying that you're insignificant in comparison to the system's standards and projected ideologies. To say that you have not is to say that you are not on par with the medias concept of ideal.

I'm not lacking.

Instead I'm going to express my accomplishments and self proclaimed strengths.

I've been accepted to College.
I have friends I love and cherish and who do the same.
I'm an independant who doesn't need a relation to validate my worth.
I have a great relation with my mother.
I love to create controversy.
I'm stubborn.

GunbladeMaster
11-04-2005, 04:59 PM
im goimg to fess up the word confess :(
i admit i stole it
:cry:

Karl
11-04-2005, 05:04 PM
i used to shoplift
i used to steal from my family members
i VERY frequently hate things about my friends
i want to be playing mario but dont have a controller for my nintendo
i started home school but hesitate doing work and sit on the computer
i killed a man once :shifty:
yea... thats right... once...

maybe that last one didnt happen but i dont even think anyone here would have the morals to turn me in :cool:

GunbladeMaster
11-04-2005, 05:09 PM
Confes that Wisconsin is the fat people state :D


But Switzerland is the evil people place :evilking:

Karl
11-04-2005, 05:13 PM
wisconsin is the fat people state and switzerland is the evil people place

GunbladeMaster
11-04-2005, 05:16 PM
:thumb:

Social Moon Firesky
11-04-2005, 05:19 PM
I fangirl certain Final Fantasy characters. And read a lot of fanfictions. Also lemons if I can get my hands on them.

:love:

I write lemons.

GunbladeMaster
11-04-2005, 05:23 PM
ur sick...
...
...
psst lemme have a look at some :D :shifty:

Project G
11-04-2005, 05:25 PM
I havent had my first kiss yet, I had a crush on Sweet_Angel, I go obsessive when I get a crush, I havent had a gf since the first year of secondary school. There are more but I can't think of any

Social Moon Firesky
11-04-2005, 05:28 PM
ur sick...

:D

xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
11-04-2005, 07:53 PM
I like to eat cocoa powder. yumm. BTW I agree, Switzerland is where the EEEEVVVIIIILLL people live. But Hastings is wet. ooh ooh!! I like rice crispies 'n marmite!!

ps. Yeah i smothered that old woman... so... who cares....

GunbladeMaster
11-04-2005, 08:08 PM
but remember im not swiss soooooooooooooooooooo...

Destai
11-04-2005, 08:47 PM
I actually have alot of trouble making/keeping eye contact and I've tried to strangle another person.

Karl
11-04-2005, 10:01 PM
that reminds me, i once tried to strangle a kid for skipping me on the slide in kindergarden

Rengori
11-05-2005, 02:44 AM
Oh right, and Yu-Gi-Oh is probably the bestest card game ever.

GunbladeMaster
11-05-2005, 10:24 AM
well it is

beats Pok&#233;mon by a long shot

Project G
11-05-2005, 11:00 AM
I nearly broke my brothers leg once because he was annoying me, I cry myself to sleep, I have a really eclectic (I hope I spelt that right) taste in music, I haven't seen scarface but I have seen The Godfather Pt.1,2,3, Outside the forum, I'm just a sad pathetic loser

Sasquatch
11-05-2005, 10:20 PM
I did break my brother's leg once. While we were fighting. Well, I didn't do it, but I caused him to fall and break it. And then I had to drive him to the hospital. I was 15, and barely had a learner's permit, and I had to drive his truck, which was a stickshift, which I had never driven before. I felt bad, kind of. But I was kinda proud of myself, because he's eight years older than me.

Anaisa
11-05-2005, 10:51 PM
I accidently pulled my brothers arm out the socket. He asked me to help him up and and put his hand out to me but when I pulled him up I somehow managed to pull his arm out of the socket:(

Destai
11-05-2005, 11:15 PM
Oh right, and Yu-Gi-Oh is probably the bestest card game ever.
I was serious actually.

xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
11-06-2005, 11:15 AM
but remember im not swiss soooooooooooooooooooo...

Well yeah but..... :evilking:

GunbladeMaster
11-06-2005, 02:03 PM
but nothing...




evil is born...
not made :evilking:

ScottNUMBERS
11-06-2005, 04:27 PM
I am actually old manus's second acount.

Skarr
11-06-2005, 08:36 PM
I once ate a hotdog, with no relish...creeps me out to this day. Oh and this one time I skipped school with some friends and we played capcom vs snk all day. That was sweet.

Rainecloud
11-06-2005, 10:16 PM
A confession? Alright.

I have no time for mentally ill people, and dislike them in general.

Old Manus
11-06-2005, 10:19 PM
I am actually scottnumbers' second account.

radyk05
11-06-2005, 10:47 PM
- i've roadkilled a kitten and a dog (still looking for the bird, they're worth more points)
- i shoplift stuff that i think are too expensive (like batteries and chocolate)

i think thats about it.

Mitch
11-07-2005, 12:20 AM
I am Primus Inter Pares' 7th account

DarkLadyNyara
11-07-2005, 09:18 PM
I write lemons.
*bows* I am not worthy. :D

Lord Xehanort
11-07-2005, 11:04 PM
I don't understrand the word 'lemon' in this context.

I go to dictionary.com and look at the word of the day, every day.

DarkLadyNyara
11-07-2005, 11:13 PM
I don't understrand the word 'lemon' in this context.
A fanfiction term for graphic smut. No, I don't read them whenever I have a free minute. :shifty:

Lord Xehanort
11-08-2005, 01:27 AM
I see... *likes lemons now*

I am secretly crushing over 6 guys... every one of them are shorter than I and brunette. One of them, Justin, I've been crushing on since we were 9...